Nezha, catch that monkey

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, my grandson has changed his place to live, and that place is not much worse than Huaguo Mountain." Monkey followed Nezha, and explained his new residence in a nonchalant manner.

After all, Monkey believes that as a qualified husband-in-law, he should inform his wife of everything.In case my daughter-in-law is unhappy, it would be no fun to use this as an excuse not to let her go.

Although, Nezha doesn't seem to want him at the moment.

But the monkey thinks that even if Nezha doesn't want him, his status as a husband is obvious to all and beyond doubt.

So the monkey decided not to wait for Nezha to speak, but to report truthfully first.

"So, where are you?" Nezha said casually.

"Peach Garden, the garden is full of pink and tender peaches, not to mention how suitable you are!" Monkey silently gave his answer a thumbs up in his heart.

"It fits me...?" Nezha looked back at the monkey slowly, wondering if it had anything to do with him?

"That's right, Xiaohua said, pink girl's heart. Daughter-in-law, look at the pink in the yard. Looking over, don't the pink peach hearts satisfy your girlish heart?" The monkey faced Nezha smiled slyly, hoping silently that after Nezha finished listening, he pulled his robe and rubbed against him with an excited face, then lowered his head slightly in cooperation, and then Nezha held his little skirt and smashed his head up...

Ah... the monkey felt goosebumps all over his body when he thought about it, and he was full of happiness.

"Oh, so, can you go to Pantaoyuan now?" Nezha nodded at the monkey and smirked.

Girl's heart, what the hell is that? Didn't you always emphasize that the young master is a man?

"Okay, daughter-in-law, you are implying that my grandson will go back and clean up first, and you will come and live with him right away?!" Monkey looked at Nezha with excited green eyes, thinking that my daughter-in-law must be too shy, so Don't dare to pop in broad daylight, stay until you go home.

Nezha lowered his head and grinned, and continued walking without saying a word.

"Daughter-in-law, come here quickly, you have to believe in the speed of my grandson, grandson will clean up immediately and wait for you!" The monkey looked at Nezha with his head drooping, and he was even more sure that it was his little daughter-in-law with flushed cheeks She acquiesced with a shy face.

The monkey didn't say anything, turned a somersault and disappeared beside Nezha, all kinds of fantasies along the way and Nezha's beautiful life in Pantaoyuan.

"Second Brother." Nezha saw the monkey go away and came to 33 Chongtian in diameter, before entering the door, he called out first.

The courtyard is quiet, the Taishang Laojun is not there, Wanzi is not there, and Erlang Zhenjun is not there either.

Nezha walked under the locust tree with doubts. The leaves of the locust tree were dense, and there was a cluster of vines around the trunk, and a blood-colored flower bloomed on the vines.

Somewhat familiar, the flower stood on the trunk, like a poisonous tongue spitting blood, carrying a mysterious temptation.

Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and flew to the flower, reaching out to touch it.

"Nezha!" Nezha's fingertips stopped pressing in mid-air, and when he heard the sound, he turned around and saw that he was dressed in white.

"Master." Nezha called out, and the movement of his hands stopped.

"En." Daoist Taiyi responded casually, and stood straight at the door without taking a step closer, as if he was afraid of something.

"Master is here to look for the Supreme Lord, he is not here." Nezha thought for a while, looking at the empty glazed couch and said.

"No, I'm here to find you." Master Taiyi curled his lips, wrapped his arms around his arms and said, "Nezha, come here, don't touch that thing."

"En." Nezha flew over on the Hot Wheels without asking further questions.

After becoming a fairy for many years, Nezha has always kept the tacit understanding with his master.

There are some things he doesn't say, and she doesn't ask.

"Let's go." Master Taiyi raised his hand to drive the cloud, and flew into the sky with Nezha.

"Master, where are we going? Also, my second brother asked me to come here to find him." Nezha stood behind Taiyi Daoist and looked up at his master's back and asked.

"They are all at the Queen Mother's place. Today is the Pantao Festival. You may forget about it if you catch a monkey from the lower world." Taiyi waved his hand to disperse Cong Yun and cleared the way forward, then turned his head and glanced at Nezha, and said with a last stab: "Oh , You haven't caught that monkey yet."

"Master, is it really okay for you to directly expose the disciple's background like this?" Nezha pouted behind Taiyi and complained.

"I think it's good to be a teacher. After all, you are not good at learning." Master Taiyi didn't turn his head.

"Master, why don't you say that you are not as good as Patriarch Bodhi?"

"Oh, you've seen that I'm not as good as him."

"Uh……."

"Right, you haven't seen it, but I have seen that you can't catch a monkey." Master Taiyi's poisonous tongue was extremely thorough.

Well, Nezha decided not to argue with his master.As for things like a poisonous tongue, it's better for Master to play with Taishang Laojun by himself.

Nezha followed his master to Taiwei Yuqing Palace, and the inside and outside of the huge palace were already filled with gods, big and small.

The air is filled with incense pills called Floating Dreams, which are based on Shenshui incense. Lead blue cigarettes float out of the nine-phoenix embossed incense burner one by one, covering the entire hall, as if burning a fire. blue dream.

The phoenix, a divine bird with seven-color tail feathers, flew from afar, dragging the sky full of rays of light. They circled above the jade seat of the main hall, gently waving their huge golden-red wings.

The white jade stone pillars in the hall are connected with seven-color brocade, and the breeze blows, overflowing with colors and streamers.

The fairy Chang'e, who is like moonlight, leads a group of fairies to stand in the center of the hall, singing and dancing, with their sleeves flying.

The glamorous woman sitting on the jade throne had a smile on her lips.

But that smile is like the plum blossoms that bloom in the twelfth lunar month of winter and freeze on the branches, with the unique arrogance of winter.

Taking advantage of the gap where no one was paying attention, she gracefully picked up the wine bottle on the table, covering her palm-sized face.

"Hey, the third prince is here." She lowered her head and whispered to Xiao Xian'e next to her, "I didn't come with Zhenjun Erlang, I am a little unhappy."

"My Lady, I think you should be happy." Xiao Xian'e nodded to His Highness with satisfaction and said.

"Hmph, Zhenjun actually came with Tianpeng, and he left their Nezha behind, how could I be happy." The Queen Mother frowned and ate a lychee silently, with an extremely sad expression.

"No, look, Queen Mother." The Queen Mother followed Xiao Xian'e's gaze.

Nezha, who had just arrived at Yuqing Palace, looked around the hall and looked around.

Her gaze finally settled, and she walked straight towards Yang Jian.

The Queen Mother nodded, quite satisfied with Nezha's actions.

The eyes of the two met, and Yang Jian also threw down the canopy and came to meet Nezha.

"That's right, I am very satisfied." The Queen Mother picked out a lychee, made an orchid by hand, and carefully undressed the fruit.

"Second brother." Nezha saw Yang Jian and nodded.

Yang Jian didn't speak, he picked Nezha up from the crowd like a chicken, and hugged him with one hand.

"Hey, second brother, why don't you hug me up again without saying a word!"

"There are a lot of people today. If you don't ride the Hot Wheels, you are afraid that someone will accidentally kick you. It's better to be convenient." After explaining coldly, Yang Jian hugged Nezha and walked towards the canopy.

"Hold it up, hug it up, hug it up! Zhenjun Erlang is really a warm man." Xiao Xian'e's eyes were full of love, and her face was excited.

"No, this is not a warm man." The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows coldly, and said, "This is clearly possessive, okay? With so many people, Erlang is afraid that his Nezha will accidentally eat tofu. Domineering president or something, the most loving."

"Yes, yes, the queen mother is right!" Xiao Xian'e bit her handkerchief to restrain her excitement.

"I also forgot. If I hadn't gone to Taishang Laojun and met him just as he was about to go out, I'm afraid I would have come too late." Yang Jian continued to explain to Nezha.

"It's okay, it's just second brother, what are you going to tell me?"

"Nezha, it's inconvenient to talk about it here." Yang Jian looked around and said, "We're going to find a place to talk in detail after the Pantao Festival is over."

"Let's talk in detail... Cheap, what do you and big brother Nezha want to do behind my back?" Tian Peng walked over with a wine bottle.

"Talk about you."

"Talking about me, I knew you were seduced by my handsomeness. Say whatever you want to do to me, and I will satisfy you!" Canopy patted his chest at the two of them, his cheeks stained with drunkenness. Blushing, speaking proudly.

"You're drunk before the peaches are served at the Pantao Festival." Yang Jian pressed his frowning brows and shook his head at the canopy.

"Drunk... Who is drunk? Are you drunk, cheap?" Tianpeng swayed in front of Yang Jian while walking, rubbed Nezha's head, and patted Yang Jian's chest.

He patted Yang Jian's chest with his ear sideways, while listening to the sound, he raised his head to look at Yang Jian in doubt, then lowered his head and stuck out his tongue as if he understood something, and licked carefully through the cloth. .Play Yang Jian's chest.

Nezha silently turned his head, lay on Yang Jian's back, and silently recited the mantra of pure heart.

Yang Jian put his hand under the canopy's chin with embarrassment, held it up and forced him to look at him.

Tianpeng's eyes were reddish with water, and he looked at Yang Jian puzzled.

His lips were also extra moist probably because of the wine.

"You're drunk." Yang Jian heard his voice hoarse slightly, and his body also had some kind of indescribable reaction.

Tianpeng looked at him, and he loosened his hand to avoid touching him.

But I saw that Tianpeng lowered his head and reached out to touch the bump on his chest. He was a child who didn't know much about the world.

"Why is there no wine?" Tianpeng asked with his head tilted.

"Forget it, you're drunk anyway." Yang Jian reached out and squeezed the canopy's chin, and lifted it up.

He lowered his head and kissed it fiercely, but he didn't dare to stay too long due to the surrounding environment.

"Well, I drank a lot." Yang Jian licked the corner of his lips and said, "Nezha, you can turn back now."