[Red House] No one knows that it is lychee

Jia Baoyu yelled, and a look of disgust immediately appeared on Zhuyuanyurun's face.He covered his mouth and nose, and rushed out of the house with two legs.When he ran out of the house, he just put down his sleeves, even so, Jia Baoyu felt that the stench still seemed to be lingering at the tip of his nose.

This is too disgusting!

The maids in the yard saw Jia Baoyu rushing out suddenly, their faces were still a little pale, and all of them were puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.Coincidentally, Qingwen also came out of her room, and immediately saw Jia Baoyu standing in the yard.

Jia Baoyu's body was still trembling slightly, and his eyes were wide open, as if he had been greatly frightened.Qingwen hurried over and held Jia Baoyu's shoulders: "What's the matter Baoyu? Why such a face, isn't Xiren inside the house?"

It's good that Qingwen didn't mention Xiren, but when she mentioned Xiren, Jia Baoyu was shocked, and subconsciously grabbed Qingwen's wrist, without thinking, he just shouted: "Xiren... Xiren, she It seems to be pulled on the pants!"

Qingwen was taken aback for a moment, then turned her head to look at the half-opened door of the room, wondering if Jia Baoyu fell asleep while studying and was hysterical now.

However, Jia Baoyu's strength in holding Qingwen's wrist increased a little, and her voice also raised a lot: "Really! Really! I just farted when I attacked someone!"

Jia Baoyu is also a noble young master on weekdays, and he never speaks vulgar words.Now that he blurted out the word fart, he seemed to be really shocked.

Qingwen raised her eyebrows, and instead of going in, she stood at the door and shouted: "Xi Ren, if you have a stomachache, come out quickly, it will be bad if you scare Baoyu."

Looking at the room again, after the fart, Xiren was already stunned.She subconsciously looked at Baoyu, but Jia Baoyu's behavior almost made her heart sink suddenly - he ran out of the house in a panic.

Xiren wanted to explain a few words, but the situation in front of him was really incomprehensible, embarrassing and embarrassing.Xi Ren's face was flushed red, he was plain in appearance, but now he looked even more unattractive.

But after Jia Baoyu ran outside, he met Qingwen again.Listening to Jia Baoyu and Qingwen's question and answer outside, Xiren was so embarrassed that he almost fainted immediately.

This time she really lost face in front of Jia Baoyu, how could Jia Baoyu see such a nasty side?Xiren wanted to cry anxiously, but he couldn't cry - this is really a leak in the house and it rains all night, not to mention that there is Qingwen outside who makes trouble like this.

When Xiren heard Qingwen's yelling, he only trampled Qingwen back and forth [-] times in his heart, but he was still puzzled.

The other maids in the yard were whispering and discussing this matter with each other—the most prudent Xi Ren farted in front of Baoyu!Simply put, this matter dislikes the master, but seriously, it is extremely disgraceful!

Qingwen trimmed Jia Baoyu's hair, and then said with a smile, "What's there to be afraid of? Don't worry, she must have a bad stomach, and you know her temperament, so it's the safest thing to do." Good old man, of course he has to stand on his own. But what is perfect in this world? Isn’t today the result of being brave?”

Jia Baoyu still had lingering fears when he thought of the earth-shattering stinky fart just now. Hearing what Qingwen said, he nodded repeatedly: "What you said makes sense."

Qingwen comforted Jia Baoyu, stood up straight again, and shouted into the room: "Why doesn't Sister Xiren come out? Could it be that she really defecated?"

After Qingwen finished shouting, it took a long time for Xi to move out of the room slowly.Her smiling face looked stiff and false, and only when it touched Jia Baoyu's eyes did Xiren's expression become pitiful.

What made Xiren angry was that Jia Baoyu actually turned his face away.

Jia Baoyu has actually recovered from his nerves, after all, he himself knows how to fart and shit, but...but the big maid next to him suddenly came here, for Jia Baoyu, who has lived in an environment surrounded by fragrance since he was a child. That said, it's really powerful.

So when Xiren obviously asked him for help, Jia Baoyu turned away his face very spinelessly - he couldn't forget that fart!

Xiren's expression froze for a moment, but soon returned to normal.She blessed Qingwen, lowered her posture and said: "It's me today... I seem to be a little upset. If Baoyu is talking, I will trouble sister Qingwen."

Qingwen didn't like attacking people. She sneered and said, "Don't worry, Baoyu is also my master. As slaves, we naturally have to serve the master well."

Xiren gritted his teeth and wanted to say something, but his face changed in the next second.She didn't care to continue bickering with Qingwen, so she quickly ran to the latrine after a few perfunctory sentences.

Qingwen looked at Xiren's back, and felt that today's play was both wonderful and bizarre. The wonderful thing was that Xiren showed such a big ugliness in front of Baoyu. The strange thing was, how could Xiren commit such a crime today? mistakes?This kind of thing is simply unbelievable to her.

But no matter what the truth is, today's incident is enough to make Qingwen laugh at Xiren for a long time, and I believe that Jia Baoyu, who has lingering fears, will not let Xiren come to serve him in a short time.

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The next day, when Lizhi heard the whole story from Qingwen, she was stunned.She did communicate with the little maid in the big kitchen on purpose, and everyone got together inside and out. Lizhi didn't do it herself, but asked the little maid to change Xiren's dishes and bring her some specific servings. It's just a dish.

I didn't expect those dishes to have such a good effect. The power of eggs and sweet potatoes is amazing enough. I also have a bowl of clam soup. I heard that Xiren almost collapsed that day.

...It seems that Xiren should be allergic to certain ingredients in it, otherwise the reaction would not be so severe.

While pretending to be surprised in front of Qingwen, Lizhi felt cold sweat in her heart - this time is still a bit risky, next time I really can't do such a thing more.If it wasn't for the good relationship between Ruyi and the others in the same room, I'm afraid this plan full of loopholes would not be able to come true this time.

"You haven't seen Xiren's expression, it's really shocking..." Qingwen said with a gleeful smile, "She usually likes to get ahead of others, this time Baoyu might be the one and a half I don't want to see her any longer."

Lizhi blinked and blinked, and didn't know what expression to use to face Qingwen, so she could only smile approvingly.

Fortunately, Qingwen was immersed in the joy of making a fool of herself, so she didn't notice Lizhi's strange expression.She chatted with Lizhi for a few more words before letting Lizhi go.

Li Zhi returned to the room calmly, but just after entering the room, she saw an unexpected guest.

——Mother Zhao is in the room, obviously waiting for her.

Li Zhi stepped back subconsciously, and stepped out the door very quickly.The door will be closed in the next second.

"Stop." Mother Zhao said calmly, causing Lizhi to freeze on the spot.

Knowing that he couldn't hide, Lizhi entered the room with a nuisance.She carefully looked at Zhao's mother's face, and then smiled flatteringly at Zhao's mother: "Good mother, why are you here?"

"Why did I come here?" Mother Zhao sneered, "You do such a thing, do you still expect me not to know?"

Li Zhi shrugged, knowing that the matter had been exposed, she was not afraid anymore: "I was wrong, but I will do it again next time."

Mother Zhao stared at Lizhi for a while in astonishment. After a long time, Lizhi heard Mother Zhao sigh softly, and then Mother Zhao said, "Next time you do something, remember to sweep the tail."

Li Zhi was taken aback for a moment, raised her head subconsciously, and then slowly smiled.

She threw herself into Mama Zhao's arms, grabbed the corner of Mama Zhao's clothes, and looked up at Mama Zhao: "I knew that Mama loved me the most!"

Mother Zhao gave a sinister laugh, and it was too late when Lizhi realized something was wrong—Mother Zhao grabbed her cheek!

"But you still have to be punished," Mother Zhao said slowly, "If you weren't about to follow Miss Lin to Yangzhou, do you think I would have spared you so easily?"

Lizhi's face was distorted by Zhao's mother, and her words were murmuring: "I... I dare not provoke..."

When Zhao's mother left, Lizhi's face was slightly flushed. Fortunately, Zhao's mother brought her good news before she left—one of the two mothers in the Lin family was Zhao. My mother's friend for many years, if Lizhi goes to Lin's mansion, there is no need to worry about no one to point her out.

While Lizhi breathed a sigh of relief, he was also quite emotional - he came to such a place, and thought he would spend a long time in Jia's mansion, but he didn't expect that he might end up by Lin Daiyu's side.

Speaking of which, those two birds really haven't come for a long time.

Lizhi turned her face to look at the window sadly, and in the next second, she stared at the two birds by the window.

I saw the big parrot flapping its wings and calling loud and clear: "Eat!"

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