[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

【ES: When three people go together, one of them will be beaten. 】

This residential area is quiet and peaceful, suitable for retirement.

Pressed the whistle, and amidst the beeping sound, the captain tilted his head and looked over.I put my hand out of the car window and shook it. He pressed the cap on his head and walked over.

"I thought you would continue to avoid me." The captain drove the door and sat in, and said this, "You said you should tell the truth, why did you send me a text message in the end?"

I pointed to his seat belt: "But the text message is very clear, I have said everything I need to say."

"Yeah, it's pretty clear," the captain put on his seat belt, "it's too clear—you don't leave punctuation marks in so many words, how can I understand it?"

"SMS has a character limit."

"You can send another one."

"What a waste of money!"

"Just tell the truth if you're lazy."

"Prima (German: great)," I held the steering wheel and turned my head to smile at him, "Captain, you have already figured out how to use text messages. It's really good, and you have made great progress."

"...Just keep changing the topic." The captain gave me a blank look, and put the bag in his hand on his knee.

I glanced at the small building outside: "Is Peggy okay?"

"It's much better," the captain recalled, smiling, "probably because it's Halloween, and she's extra energetic."

With a lover to accompany the festival, everyone will be extra energetic.I couldn't help smiling, looking at his clothes.Today the captain is wearing a casual attire, and the muscles stretch the clothes very sensually.Under my careful teaching, he no longer wears a rustic jacket from the 40s.It was already cold in Washington at the end of October, and he wore a long dark scarf.

"Is this for you from Peggy?" I stretched out my hand to touch the scarf, which is a bit old-fashioned but has a nice pattern. Ms. Carter has great taste, "The material is good, you have to cherish it!"

"That's a must." The captain said solemnly, taking off the glasses on the bridge of his nose.

Ha, now he looks like a modern fashion male model!I am very satisfied, just a little depressed about my police uniform.If only we could change into a fitted trench coat and dress so we would look more like lovers on a date.

"So, how is New York rebuilding?" I asked.He was summoned by Tony Stark to a party in New York this week, and he just came back last night.

"With the strong support of the Stark industry, the reconstruction went smoothly." He said as he sorted out the things in the bag, which were probably candies given to him by Peggy's family. After all, it was Halloween. "Although 39th Street was severely damaged, But most of the stores are reopening."

I was about to ask how the chocolate shop was doing when a flat box popped up in front of me.The light gold wrapping paper and the round golden apple mark on it tell me that this is the daily limited edition chocolate from the Golden Apple Handmade Chocolate Shop.I looked at the box of chocolates in silence until the string called sanity snapped.I screamed like a hungry wolf and grabbed the chocolate: "Captain! Sweetheart! Steve! Ooooh! I love you so much!"

"...That's not necessary, you just need to remember to stop chattering when I'm here." The captain squinted at me, "I knew you would be like this, is chocolate so delicious? —— Put it down, first drive."

I reluctantly put down the chocolate—put it on my lap, started the car, and thanked the captain sincerely: "Captain, you are such a good man!"

"A box of chocolates can buy you, your future is really worrying." The captain sighed helplessly, "You are poisoned by chocolate."

I didn't care what he was trying to ridicule me, and drove away from this residential area in a happy mood: "By the way, we moved in a beautiful blonde female nurse, have you seen it?"

"I've seen it. When she came back from the gym this morning, she happened to be off the night shift, so I said hello." The captain said in a slightly low voice, "She said her name was Sharon."

I turned to look at him: "I think she looks familiar, as if I've seen her somewhere."

The captain was a little surprised: "Do you think so too?"

"Wow, that's interesting, is she someone we've all met before?" I became very curious about the female nurse who hadn't spoken to her yet, "I'll go to her door after get off work and stuff a bag of candy Bar."

"Let's get to know her tomorrow when she is at home, we are neighbors after all." The captain suggested.

I don't care, anyway, there are only three of us living on this floor, and it is my task to take good care of the captain.

"Ellie," the captain lowered his chin slightly, looked out of the window without blinking, but began to question, "You've been off topic for a long time. It's useless, it's time to come back?"

Tsk.As expected of an old popsicle, the older you get, the less you can fool around.I curled my lips in deep disappointment: "What did you say? You already guessed it, and you want me to say it yourself?"

"...Then let me change the question." The captain still didn't look over, "Just like you can predict the future in one second, how long can you see the death in the future?"

"Wow! What a one-hit kill! Hit the bull's-eye! Your question really hits the spot!" Although I was a little terrified by his direct and very correct speculation, I continued to pretend to change the subject, "As expected of you The Captain America who beat us on the battlefield!"

"..." I noticed that he was staring at me hotter than ever, and I thought he was really angry, and just about to make a full move, I heard him sigh, "Okay, this is you I should never have pressed you about your privacy. You have the right to remain silent."

...Oops, I want to tell him even more when he said that, what should I do?I parked the police car at the intersection outside the commercial street, took a deep breath, turned my head and solemnly planned to tell him the truth: "Sweetheart, I—"

"You bought a hamburger set?" The captain abruptly interrupted me, and reached out from the back seat to take all the set meals I bought in advance. He picked up a hamburger and shook it at me who was still staring at him. Shake, "Can I eat it?"

He definitely did it on purpose!Staring at his upright and handsome face, I felt unable to swallow or spit out my breath, and gestured for him to repel flies: "Take it, take it..."

There was a slight smile on the corner of the captain's mouth, and he only raised his right eyebrow: "Thank you, I will not be polite."

"...I won't call you sweetheart anymore," I stared at him. "You don't deserve such a naive, pure and beautiful title. From now on, I will call you——Rochehei! Come on, listen to me, Roche Black? Roche black!"

"..." The captain pretended not to hear, and concentrated on eating the hamburger.However, he doesn't want to talk to me, and I have a way to make him talk to me again.

I reached out and took three toy boxes from the back of the seat, opened them on my lap, slipped out the hottest one, stuck it to the captain's face, and dubbed it: "MUA——"

Captain: "...what is this?" He snatched the toy from my hand, and after he saw it clearly, his face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he said through gritted teeth, "E-lea-norSa-ller-s !!!”

Pretending to be nonchalant, I took out another red and gold one from the box, put it on my cheek and made a cute gesture: "Call me Ellie—"

Suddenly it went dark, and I was beaten by the captain again.

When I rubbed my head and lifted it up, the captain was still stern, pinching the toy: "Where did you get this?"

"Oh, didn't you eat all of it?"

"What do you mean?"

"That's right, today's Halloween burger shop is holding an event, buy a package and get a toy for free." I took out the blue toy left in the box, and showed him the red and gold one. "This year's toys are all Avengers—look, This is you, and this is Iron Man." Yes, I hold in my hand, one is a toy model of Captain America, and the other is Iron Man.

"...What about this one?" The captain held the red toy model with a bald head in his hand, "Why is there a red skull?"

"You guys are decent, so naturally you have to find a villain!" I explained seriously, "I went to see it, and the model of the evil god is too sought-after—even though they are both villains, the amount of hair is also an important factor in the popularity evaluation—the only remaining A few more. But there are quite a lot of Red Skulls, and it looks very pitiful—besides, he is still from my hometown—so I took a Red Skull—you should miss him anyway, right?”

"..." The captain took a deep breath, moved his lips, and returned to calm.According to my speculation, when he thought of being kissed by the Red Skull just now, he almost put God and mother together to make a swear word.

After a few seconds, the captain calmed down, and he said in the harshest voice ever: "Eleanor Sallers, don't talk to me for a short time." I was about to refute, but he added, "Don't talk to me either."

I pursed my mouth, made a motion to unzip it, and carefully put Iron Man back into the box. Emma likes Iron Man very much, and she will bribe her with it.Holding the one with the Red Skull, I looked at the captain, and he ate the hamburger again in silence, without looking at me at all—the hamburger was crushed by him.

I carefully stuffed the Red Skull into his paper bag, but it was thrown out the next second.I had no choice but to put the Red Skull back into the box and bring it into his house sometime later.

As for Captain America... I turned Captain America upside down, took a piece of superglue from the side of the car door, put glue on the underside of Captain America's red boots, then buckled it on the platform above the DVD, and pressed Captain America's head down. Firmly fix it: "Perfect—don't move!"

The hatred in the eyes of the captain who was grabbed by my wrist was enough to kill me instantly.I resisted desperately: "You ate my hamburger and took my car. You took such a big advantage, so I am not allowed to have a little hobby!"

"..." Facts have proved that this is the most effective way to talk to such an upright man.The captain looked at the little toy that had become a display in the car with gloomy eyes. Even though the hamburger was squeezed out, he still acquiesced.

As the winner, I was very happy to take a picture of Little Captain America, and sent one to the widow sister.After half a minute, she replied: "You should take off his clothes first and then glue them on." 』

Her words were so enlightening that I was stunned on the spot.

Why didn't I think of it!Should have peeled off the clothes before sticking them!Depend on!Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy!On the road of molesting the captain, the widow sister is really witty!

But forget it, if the boss sees Captain America without clothes, I will stop messing around in DCPD.

Suddenly, a woman's hand came in, holding a workbook with the logo of SHIELD on it: "Hello, beautiful girl, as you can see, I am an agent of SHIELD. Look at your bones Qi, good-looking, with no breasts and no buttocks, has the potential to become a new generation of agents. We have a mission to save the world and want to give it to you, are you interested?"

The captain looked at the person with a dull expression of "Damn it" and "I'm sorry".

I made a standard smirk, grabbed this hand, dragged it in, and buckled the person on the steering wheel: "I want you to buy warmer clothes, not to let you play cosplay! I want you to stop making trouble S.H.I.E.L.D., can't you be a good boy, Skye?!"

Skye, who was wearing pretentious black sunglasses, had his head pressed against the steering wheel by me, and his body in a neat suit was still outside.She bared her teeth and begged for mercy: "I was wrong I was wrong! Officer Sallers! Please spare me! I was just joking!"

"...Let go, Ellie, it won't affect you well." The captain also advised.

For the sake of him calling me Ellie again, I let Skye go.She took two steps back, straightened her messy hair, straightened her sunglasses, and muttered, "It's Halloween today! Why are you so serious?"

I tilted my head and smiled at the captain: "Wait for a while."

Captain: "...Go, remember to talk to people well."

I pretended I didn't hear what he said, I pushed the door and got out of the car, and walked up to Skye.She is very handsome in a suit, and the mixed-race person's facial features are more beautiful than ordinary people, but now they look more attractive: "If you have a face and time, you don't want to fall in love. What's the excitement when you come out to play? You are not afraid of being hunted by SHIELD." up?"

"Ah, officer, your mother's tone is really good." Skye is much taller than me, and came over to press my shoulder with a smile, "Don't worry, look at the parade over there, dressed as Captain America, wearing As Iron Man, there are several Hulks, I only go to strike up a conversation when I see people dressed like this. It's just for fun!"

I couldn't help but glance back at the real Captain America sitting in my car eating chips.It's a good thing he didn't have a job today, otherwise what would he do if he came out in uniform and was molested by a pervert like Skye.

I went to touch the ticket and ballpoint pen again: "Today, you are counted as assaulting the police, and you will not be able to escape the fine this time."

"Huh? Are you going to fine me?" Unlike before, Skye was very calm and composed, not worried about being fined at all, "Are you sure?"

Suddenly, I had a bad premonition, and I frowned: "What's the matter, are you arrogant?"

"Officer," Skye continued to press down on my shoulders while also lowering his voice, "I recently joined a super powerful hacker group."

"What organization?"

"The Rising Tide Organization."

"What does that have to do with me?"

Skye smiled, took out his phone, and looked for pictures while talking: "You should know about the kidnapping case a week ago, right?"

"...Of course I know." That was the person I went to rescue with the captain and my widowed sister.

"I heard that only the director of your DCPD died. It's a pity. My condolences will change."

"What the hell are you going to say?"

Skye pouted - she made this action very cute: "I heard that senior officials were kidnapped because they were discussing a critical human rights matter - it seemed that they were applying for a special satellite launch permit."

"What does this have to do with you and me?"

"It's a big deal! Who is the robber? It's the prism! It's the prism! Dare to kidnap the British Prime Minister and force them to get rid of the awesome organization that violates the Human Rights Act! They never make mistakes when it comes to human rights!" Skye said in a longing tone, "After I joined Rising Tide, I found out that the prism works with Rising Tide!"

"..." His eyelids twitched, which was a harbinger of bad things.

"I was so excited! I couldn't help but look it up on the internal network, and... Guess what I found?" She finally showed me the picture on the phone, "This person really looks familiar—isn't he, Officer Eleanor Sallers?"

In the photo, a black-haired girl who looks like a high school student has full bangs and smiles flatly.Below the photo, there is a line of words: "Wanted: DoveGrey (pigeon gray)".

Skye was still saying: "It's really strange, I can't help but want to find out why an organization fighting for human rights like Triangular Prism puts a reward on Rising Tide—" I didn't wait for her to finish, I grabbed her arm and twisted, " Bang——” and pushed her into the police car.

I heard my extremely cold voice: "Who gave you the audacity to investigate Lao Tzu?"

"Aha, that girl is really you!" Skye clearly gritted his teeth in pain, and insisted on provoking, "You smell like chocolate, I thought you would be Chocolate!"

I added more strength to my hand, and she yelled "Aw".Before I could exert any more force, I was pulled away by a bigger force: "Ellie! You are crazy! You are kidnapping civilians in the street!"

I looked up at the captain who pulled me away, his blue eyes reflected the crazy silver-blue light in mine.From his face, I could only see deep disapproval and concern.

He is so strong, I couldn't break him no matter what, so I could only breathe a sigh of relief: "...I'm sorry, Steve." Looking at Skye again, she stared straight at the captain, it seemed that she was already stupid.

"This, is this a real person?!" Skye said excitedly, rubbing his shoulders.

I looked at the street parades in the distance who had already noticed something was wrong, and opened the door of the back seat: "Get in the car."

Skye looked at the captain, the captain made a correct demonstration and sat back in the co-pilot, so she sat in the car with confidence.

When I put on my seat belt, I turned around and gave her a warning look. She looked at the captain and nodded politely: "You cancel the ticket, and I won't mention it again."

"...was it just a dispute over a ticket?" The captain looked suspiciously at me, then at Skye.

I nodded at the same time as Skye: "Yes, that's it."

As soon as she finished speaking, Skye became excited again: "Oh! It's the real Captain America! It's awesome!" The captain, who is extremely bad at dealing with fans, barely gave her a smile.

I snorted and started the car.

Skye couldn't stop talking excitedly: "Hey hey hey? It's a good thing to see Captain America, but why are you in the car of Officer Sallers, Captain? And you are dressed so well——"

I sneered: "What is a well-dressed person? Is it a good-looking person? Take a good look! The captain can't fully summarize it with only one good-looking person! How many words do you have in your adjective dictionary? Find out! "

Captain: "...Ellie, you seem to have promised me that you won't chatter in front of me."

"I'm complimenting you!" I immediately put on a flattering face and faced the captain.

"And...'Ellie'?" Skye grabbed my seat and poked her head forward, I could see her gossiping eyes in the rearview mirror, "What's this? Date? Halloween's Dating?"

The captain looked embarrassed, and I couldn't help but smile: "Have you ever seen someone wearing a police uniform on a date?"

Skye glanced at the captain vaguely: "Maybe you have a special hobby! You guys really know how to play!"

"..."

I took a hamburger from the bag on the captain's lap and threw it back: "Shut your mouth!"

The car was quiet for a while, except for the sound of Skye chewing his hamburger and begging for a Coke from the captain.The captain has already relaxed, with a normal and gentle expression, handing Skye French fries and Coke, and my heart that has been tugging is finally relieved.

Skye is such a brat, he is too courageous, and sooner or later something will happen.But... I use the rearview mirror to see Skye, who is enjoying his meal.High IQ and courage, heartless, very similar to Tofu's mother - and they are also of mixed race.

Such people are usually full of self-confidence and curiosity, as well as a nonsensical sense of responsibility.Leave Skye alone, sooner or later she will be like the mother of tofu, maybe she will regret it.

However, Skye is much older than the tofu mother back then, so I don't think it's easy to control.

Skye suddenly looked in the rearview mirror, and before I could look away, I met her gaze.She winked: "Officer, my bun is not far ahead, just put me on the side of the road."

I didn't make a sound, just nodded, and then I was driving the police car and heard the side of the road. Skye solemnly shook hands with the captain, and at the same time touched the back of the captain's hand: "New York really worked hard for you that time! I can only thank you on behalf of all New Yorkers!"

Captain: "...you should also thank Ellie, she was—"

I interrupted him: "Skye, immediately, get out of the car." Touch the captain casually in front of me, think I'm dead!

Skye got off the car obediently, and the captain grabbed the candy Peggy gave him and gave her: "Happy Halloween."

"Happy Halloween!" Skye happily responded with a candy bag.Seeing that I was still staring at her, she laughed secretly, and lowered her voice as she approached: "Don't worry about the police officer, you let me go twice, and I have to let you go once—I'm a newcomer anyway, always When there is an operation error, maybe something in the organization will be accidentally deleted—for example, a wanted order or something..." She stuck out her tongue mischievously, "Actually, I love you."

After hearing this, I finally showed a gentle smile, and then I reached out to straighten the neckline of her suit, and took off the miniature camera hidden under the collar by the way, crushing it with a little force.

Skye glared at me with a "fuck you know" expression, I shrugged: "Your eyes lit up when you saw the captain, you must have thought of nothing good—not to mention," I smiled, "I'm the one you admire Someone who's been in the organization. It's awesome to see you for the fourth time at the end of the month, Happy Halloween."

As I said that, I rolled up the window, started the police car and left, leaving Skye alone on the side of the road.

Well, in fact, Skye is much more mature than Tofu Mom, so let her go.I hummed "Schenkmirdein Herz" (German: Give me your heart) in a good mood.

The captain asked curiously: "The song is pretty nice, what's its name?"

I answered him without changing expression: ""Call Me Maybe", remember to watch the MV of this song first."

The captain took out a small notebook seriously: "I'll write it down first."