[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

[CB: Those who get close to Zhu will be red, and those who are close to her will be ruined. 】

My heart almost broke when I went to Steve's house.

Here's the thing.

We all know that Steve picked up a particularly funny female police officer during the Battle of New York, who spoke a cute German accent, but we didn't expect them to live together later—ha, it's not that exaggerated, just They became each other's next-door neighbors.

Before Halloween, Tony invited us to a party in his new building, and I met Steve again, whom I hadn't seen for a long time.My god, I almost didn't recognize him when he was standing under the Stark building!

From hair to shoes, even the glasses used for face camouflage are quite fashionable.At that time Tony stabbed me in the arm: "Fuck me! Look at that Esquire! Did S.H.I.E.L.D. find a fashion designer for this old popsicle?"

"If they have this spare money, they might as well find some chefs who can make delicious cookies!" I retorted bluntly.

Nat snorted softly: "If you have a neighbor who knows how to dress up, you can do the same." She left Tony and me staring at each other, and walked straight to Steve, "Hello, sweetheart."

Pfft - Tony couldn't help but smile first: "Sweetheart, that's really an apt expression." I couldn't agree more and nodded.Anyway, we generally call "sweetheart" the blonde with big boobs.The captain—the captain is also blond and blue-eyed with big breasts.

Steve rolled his eyes: "Don't follow Ellie, Natasha."

"Okay, I won't learn the little love between you." Nat shrugged, with an expression of "I understand".

"...Natasha, Ellie's my neighbor, my friend."

"I didn't say no." Nat tilted his head pretending to be innocent, "Did you, sweetheart?"

Steve raised his eyebrows, and even though I knew he wouldn't hit anyone, I dragged Nat away immediately.

According to Tony, this gathering is, firstly, to celebrate the captain's successful integration into modern society and S.H.I.E.L.D., secondly, to celebrate the re-emerging New York people, and thirdly, to celebrate the Stark building erected in Manhattan again— — We all understand that he is actually trying to show off this skyscraper that cannot be judged on his taste.

For the fact that he ingeniously changed the original word "STARK" to the "A" of Avengers, we will stop mocking him.

Not all of our comrades came, let alone Thor who was far away in Asgard, and Steve didn't bring his police officer neighbor.

"She has to concentrate on work." Steve said, holding a bottle of wine, "She was demoted to patrol because of that battle."

I was a little confused about the doorway: "No, it stands to reason that she should be promoted to another level for her contribution to the people of New York?"

Steve didn't seem to want to talk about it, just drinking in silence.

"Oh, about this, I know." Nat raised his eyebrows charmingly every time he said a word, looking quite provocative, Steve lowered his head even more silently, "Although it's a good thing to help the people of New York, the problem Yes, that sweet officer was in New York on a weekday."

"...Are you in a hurry to come to New York?" Dr. Banner couldn't help asking.

"Of course," Nat laughed, and I noticed Steve rubbing his forehead. "She came to New York in a hurry to grab a limited edition handmade chocolate."

Wow...my eyes are wide open, what a casual police officer.

"...Is that chocolate stuffed with drugs—I heard about a new drug that's being resold through candy." Dr. Banner tried to think positively.

"Don't think of an excuse for her," Steve finally said, with a helpless expression on his face—like a parent's expression of helplessness over her child's nonsensical behavior. "It's not the first time she's skipped work for chocolate."

"Yeah, not long ago, in the rescue operation for senior government officials that Steve participated in, he dragged her along in order to give her a chance of promotion, but in the end she chose to get better chocolate and gave up the chance of promotion send."

"Pfft——" Tony almost spit out his drink, "I like the character of this police officer. Natasha, tell her for me that if she can't get along in DCPD, the door of my Stark industry will always be open for her!"

Steve asked abruptly, "What do you want her to do?"

Tony pretended to think about it: "Bodyguard, she looks so sweet, she must be very eye-catching to be around all day."

Steve looked like he didn't want to talk to him.

Tony continued to laugh: "At that time, don't worry, if you are willing to come to our downstairs to watch the door!" His smile became more and more teasing, "With you watching the door, our building must be as safe as the White House."

"No, I believe your building is already as safe as the White House," Steve definitely understood that Tony was just joking with him, but he calmly refused, "And I don't want to argue or even fight with the owner of the building all day long. "

"You're boring." Tony pursed his lips in boredom.

I immediately raised my hand: "I am not boring! I am willing to guard the door of your building! As long as you promise to eat cookies!"

"Noway," Tony squinted at me, "I don't want someone watching from an unknown corner above my head when I'm flirting with a girl, and I don't want anyone to share the precious girl resources in the technology building with me."

"Be generous, sir." I pouted.

Tony let out a sudden, exaggerated cough.Oh, you don't have to look to know, it must be Ms. Potts coming.

Tony got up and greeted Potts on the couch graciously: "Thank you, Ms. Pepper, for coming."

"Oh—that's a tribute, it's a tribute that I came here so naturally after being thrown off by someone for a long time." Potts smiled, but with a tinge of chill.

The rest of us drank in silence, determined not to get involved.

I looked down at what Potts was holding. "What's that? A telescope?"

Hearing that Potts handed over the super high-end binoculars: "You can use this to look out the window, the scenery you can see from here is very good—"

Being able to have the code name "Eagle Eye" shows how good my eyesight is, whether I use a telescope or not.But in order not to spoil the enthusiasm of such a blonde beauty, I took it, walked to the window, and looked downstairs. The street that was once destroyed and beyond recognition has taken on a new look: "Seeing such a bustling 39th Street It's such a relief."

But it is easy to remind people of the dark days when they were hijacked and manipulated by the evil god bastard.I put the binoculars down again.

"Barton," Steve walked over, holding out his hand, "can you lend me a look?"

"Ofcouse." I handed him the binoculars without hesitation.He took it over, said thank you, raised his binoculars and looked in one direction.

My sense of direction was fine, and I was sure he was looking at the end of 39th Street.Did he go to see it on purpose?Is there something important there?

"Hmm... The Golden Apple Artisanal Chocolate Shop has been rebuilt," I heard him mutter, "Well, it's time to buy thank you chocolates."

Artisan chocolate shop?Wait, did I hear correctly?What did Nat say the demoted female police officer came to New York for?

...I feel that I may have discovered a shocking secret.

When we broke up, Tony was still flirting with Potts, and Steve walked ahead, joking and joking with Dr. Banner.I saw the timing, dragged Nat to a corner, and asked her in a low voice, "Did that officer really live next to the Captain all the time?"

"Yeah, how many times have I said that?" Nat said impatiently.

"Such an adventure," I glanced at Steve who was smiling over there, "Isn't he going to pursue this girl?"

Nat looked up, showing a weird smile: "Actually, although Steve still considers her a good neighbor, she has already started to pursue Steve secretly."

"Wow! Dark rubbing! I like this description!" I cheered up, "You know, I just heard the captain say..." I told Nat what I heard from Steve, "This Is there a situation? Maybe Steve is also trying to pursue her."

Nat laughed more and more weirdly: "It's really possible, Clint, why don't you ask yourself?"

I thought about it, curiosity overwhelmed everything, and I decided to go find Steve.Before he had gone far, I stepped forward and hooked his shoulder: "Hey, captain, it's only three o'clock in the afternoon, do you have any arrangements?"

"There is no special arrangement, I am not interested in the structure and facilities of Stark Building." Steve frowned habitually, "What are you thinking?"

Dr. Banner is also looking at me curiously.I smiled: "Captain, don't you want to go shopping in the newly built street?"

"...Well, I have something I want to buy." The captain thought for a while and nodded.

Immediately I said, "Golden Apple Artisanal Chocolates?"

"Did you hear that?" Steve rubbed his nose in embarrassment. "Now that the store has been rebuilt and I'm here again, I thought I'd better go again."

I snapped my fingers: "In that case, I'll go with you."

Although I repeatedly invited the doctor, he didn't want to go out. Tony said he rarely went out.That's right, there is a wild beast in his heart that may be unrestrained at any time, and he really needs to stay quietly in a suitable place.

So, it became me taking Steve out.

His attire blended harmoniously into the crowd, and I had to admire the female police officer who dressed him up in this attire.

"That officer did you a great job, Steve," I said.

Steve nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I am now so proficient in operating computers, mobile phones and other electrical appliances, basically because of her teaching. She is a very patient person most of the time."

"I still remember how I saw her on the battlefield, she was very sweet and beautiful," I said while paying attention to the captain's expression, "From what you said, she seems to have a very good personality, she is a very good girl. A friend worthy of deep friendship...or—”

Before I could say "lover", Steve interrupted me: "That's right, she is a person with a very good personality and is worthy of close friendship. The smile on her face never stops, and she can handle it easily in times of crisis. His head seems to be connected to the vast ocean, and his mouth is full of words like stars in the sky. He usually looks like an easy-going, young child." Look at the series of adjectives from the captain, I listened with gusto, and was waiting... □, but he made a turning point in a calm and cold voice, "But if you dare to snatch her chocolate, she can break your hand."

...the gap between the changes before and after is really big.

"Barton, where do you live?" He probably didn't want to have nothing to talk about, so he took the initiative to find something to talk about, but I really didn't want to change the subject.

"I don't have a fixed place to go. Wherever S.H.I.E.L.D. is stationed, that's my home—" I shrugged very American.

The captain took a serious look at me, and said sincerely: "The apartment I live in is very big and spacious, and there is no problem with accommodating two more people. If you don't mind, you can stay with me temporarily when you go to Washington."

Oh oh, this blonde sweetheart is so warm, no wonder Nat, who has to like to get too close to men when he has no tasks, is keen to tease him from time to time.He exudes a kind of good old man who is easy to bully from the inside out.

"Okay, give me your home address. Next time you go to the headquarters to complete the task, I will visit you." I was not polite, and Steve was not pretentious, took out a small notebook from his pocket, and wrote an address.

I was curious about his little notebook: "Is this the memo you carry with you?"

"Yes, I'll write down some of the things and things you say that I haven't heard of before, and then I'll look them up online later." Steve handed me the small notebook to read.

I saw a lot of things on it, from pop songs to sports events, as well as Nobel Prizes, Oscars, international disputes, and so on.But this...

"...Who recommended "Brokeback Mountain" to you?"

"Brokeback Mountain?" Steve looked down to find the name, and replied immediately, "Ellie gave it to her. Once I talked to her about Bucky, she recommended this movie, saying it's a movie about the friendship between men. Best movie ever, a lot like me and Bucky. I haven't had time to watch it yet."

"...This is indeed a great and great movie, and it is indeed worth watching for some prejudiced people in modern times," I took his pen seriously, and wrote "the last and the last" at the back of the movie. ", "But for you - no offense - for you old antique, the impact is too great to watch now. Save it until the end, after you have made up all the movies and TV shows you missed. "

The captain looked at me suspiciously, then looked at the words written on the notebook, and finally nodded: "Okay, I see."

"By the way, and," my tone became more serious, "you'd better ask us about the things that the police officer recommends to you in the future before deciding whether to read them or not."

Although I hadn't spoken to that female police officer a few times, I was deeply worried that the captain, a good young man with "right roots and red roots" and a positive attitude, might be spoiled by her.

Really worried.

And my fears really came true.

A month later, I finished the work of smashing, looting and burning in Las Vegas, and returned to the headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D. to submit the progress. Nat wasn't there, and Fury didn't want me to eat the logistics cookies, and I suddenly thought of Steve who lived in Washington.

"Rogers?" Fury glanced at me with one eye, "He hasn't been on a mission recently, so he's probably staying at home now."

I thought about it, and it would be nice to go and see him.

So I left a message to Nat and said, come back and find me at Steve's house, and then I called Steve.

It took at least ten rings before he answered the phone.The background music is not the elegant sound of songs or TV programs in the room, or even the sound of silence, but a mixed noise similar to the sound of gunfire.

It's kind of like the sound of a movie, but it's too rough.

"Hello, Barton. 』Steve's gentle voice sounded, and I thought I also heard a woman's voice asking "Who is that?" It was a German accent, so it was clear who was next to Steve now.

"Hello, cap. Are you home?"

"Uh, yes, yes," Steve's voice became clear as soon as the noise over there stopped, "Are you in Washington?" 』

"Oh, yes, I'll be at your place later—Nat will probably be there later."

"Okay, you're welcome," Steve laughed, "do you remember my address?If you forget, you can also ask Natasha. 』

"Don't worry, I still remember the address you gave me." As I spoke, I heard the voice of the female police officer over there.She seemed to be saying "Do you have any friends coming? How many? I'll go and prepare." I was a little curious, what would she prepare?

After making sure that I could successfully find his home, Steve said "Come quickly" and hung up the phone.

I stood outside the SHIELD headquarters, thinking of the noise of guns and guns, and always felt that something was wrong.

About four or ten minutes later, I arrived outside Steve's apartment.It's a fairly new building and looks clean and comfortable.

I came to the floor where Steve's house was.There are three families on this floor, namely No. [-], No. [-] and No. [-].No. [-] is Steve's house, and No. [-] on the right is next door to his house, which is probably the house of the female police officer Nat mentioned.

Opposite is No. [-]. When I came, a beautiful blonde girl just came out with a bag and ran into me head-on.She smiled: "Come to find friends to play?"

I responded with a smile: "Ah yes, come and see how my friend is doing."

"Well, I wish you a good time." The blonde smiled and waved goodbye.

I watched her disappear around the corner of the stairs, and I always felt as if I had seen her somewhere.But whatever, let's knock on the door first.

I stood in front of the No. [-] door, knocked on the door, and before anyone answered, I heard the dog barking: "Wow--"

... Does the captain still have a dog?How did I not hear it being said?

A woman's voice came from the door: "Tofu, open the door for him."

……Tofu?Isn't that a Chinese dish?

Before entering the door, I was very puzzled.As a result, as soon as a few claws scratched the door, the doorknob moved and the door opened.

The first thing that came into my eyes was a husky with staring blue eyes... No, I feel a little more handsome than a husky, a bit inexplicably mixed.

"Woo woof—" it squatted on the ground, tilting its head cutely.

... Feelings are the tofu that opens the door!I stared at it, quite capable, it would open the door.

Steve in casual clothes ran over and smiled apologetically after seeing me: "Sorry, I'm a step late."

"It's okay, it's really cool to be greeted by this handsome guy." I smiled and pointed to the husky that had already pounced on Steve's trouser legs, but my ears caught the mixed noise of guns and guns that I heard on the phone, "This is what sound?"

Steve smiled awkwardly: "Anyway, please come in and take a look."

I walked into this room that was not modern, but it was by no means purely retro. I walked along the source of the sound and came to the living room.

The sofa in the living room was pushed away, as was the coffee table.A woman in chocolate-colored koala pajamas sat on a cushion, surrounded by snacks and drinks—especially chocolate.In her hand, she holds a gamepad.There is also a mat and gamepad next to it.

Looking along the wires of the gamepad, I saw a retro game interface in pause mode on the large TV screen.

……what is this?Red squares, green squares, white squares, blue squares and how many tanks?The background music kept playing, and I was suddenly taken aback.Fuck, isn't this the stand-alone game "Tank Battle 1985" released in Japan? !It was all the rage when I was a kid!

I looked over at Steve, who was smiling wryly, in disbelief.

Fuck me, I don’t usually work and play this at home?You are too good at playing!

Steve smiled awkwardly: "Actually, it's really fun."

Can you imagine a man as strong as Captain America sitting in front of the TV, surrounded by a lot of snacks, concentrating on playing a game with a controller?Can you imagine hearing such words from a good young man with "the root is right and the seedling is red"?My heart is almost broken.

Well, the female police officer really managed to bring Captain America down.

The sitting woman turned her head and greeted with a smile: "So it was the Legolas archer at that time! Long time no see! Do you know how to play this?"

I nodded mechanically: "I used to play it a lot."

Steve immediately picked up the game controller on the ground and handed it to me: "That's good! Play a few games with her! She has been at my house all morning! I must play games with her!"

…Knowing that Steve was forced, I was silently relieved.Fortunately, the future of America is still here.

Then I was dragged by the female police officer to play the tank battle for nearly three hours, and I actually had a faint backache.Since embarking on this path of becoming an agent, there have been few opportunities to indulge oneself like this.

Steve sat on the ground beside him, the dog named Tofu huddled in his arms and staring at us.I heard Steve's sincere admiration: "You guys really know how to play this game."

...you don't have to admire us, really.

When Nat came, what he saw was the three of us plus a dog sitting on the ground, surrounded by many snacks, playing games in a happy atmosphere (?).

"...Clint, it turns out that you can also play happily like a naive child." Nat said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

No! Nat you are wrong!It's all the fault of the woman next to me!I am still the mature handsome uncle, bah, handsome young man!

Steve was still a little embarrassed, but the culprit calmly pulled out a box from the side and greeted us happily: "Okay, there are too many people, let's change the game!"

I glanced over and saw "Pen Fairy" written on the box.

Is this what she said on Steve's call before, go "get ready"?Girl do you know how many horror movies there are about this in its birthplace!

Steve asked curiously, "What is this?"

The female police officer didn't change her face and her heart beat: "Divination magic is similar to tarot cards. It's very accurate. Do you want to play it?"

It's started again!Girl, you're playing with fire, do you understand?You are playing bad Captain America, do you understand!

Nat, who was still contemptuous of our behavior, sat down with great interest, and took the small box: "How to play?"

"It's very simple," the female police officer smiled and opened the box, "Let me read the rules of the game first..."

...Girl, can I choose to start over?