Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Although Sammy may well be unlucky enough to be the first director ever to be famously 'beaten by the audience'.

But when "Snake Wreck" officially hits theaters...

"My secretary handed me a statistical sheet."

Little Kerry later said to the interviewing reporter: "She told me that this is the data on the first day of the screening. I stared at the almost hallucinatory beautiful figures for a long time and couldn't say a word. Then, I said to My brother said, "Maybe it was the first day, the audience wanted to see something fresh and lively. Next week, the number will definitely drop next week." My brother was stunned for a long time before he said something to me. That pays off, too'. So, we both foolishly waited for the number to drop."

"but!"

Little Kerry almost jumped up excitedly: "But, the number hasn't fallen! It hasn't fallen! Do you know? It's going up! Up! Keep going up! Fuck! It's so fucking exciting!"

This fact shocked the two brothers too much.

Although they used to be giants in the music industry, it is undeniable that they are complete amateurs in the film industry, and after making many films in a row, they gradually became desperate for the films they produced. I bought the movie with the idea of ​​'not losing a small profit', and it was a restricted-rated movie with a narrow audience circle, but who knew it would be a big upset.

Among them, the quality of the film cannot be ignored.

But the publicity plan made by God before has obviously played a very important role. After all, not everyone can spend nearly half a million US dollars with a lot of money. A part of people produced a disapproving video calling for 'bad movies to destroy the United States'.

Obviously they were all hired by the Kerry brothers, but they were divided into two parts, pointing at each other and yelling at each other.

Moreover, the scolding is well known all over the country, and by this, the curiosity of the audience is raised to the highest!

This kind of operation is actually very risky. If one does not play well, the audience will really stand on the opposite side and protest the release of the movie.

However, under the premise that the quality of the film itself can be guaranteed, fake controversy will become real controversy.

After watching the movie, some viewers thought: "It's a bit bloody, but it's not to the point of being banned from showing."

Another part of the audience who didn't like it felt: "This kind of disgusting film should really be banned."

At this time, the two parties hired by the company took the opportunity to retreat quietly.

Instead, audiences with different viewpoints continue to argue fiercely about whether the film should be shown or not for free instead.

As a result, the movie "Snake Trouble" has attracted much attention since it was released.

At the same time, disputes continued.

But as long as there is controversy, you will never worry about no one watching.

Even at the final stage, you don't have to worry too much about 'whether it will be released or not'.Because, the film has already established its own reputation thoroughly, even if it doesn't take the path of the theater chain, it can make a fortune just by selling DVDs.

After losing blood all the time, the Kerry brothers, who finally made a fortune, were about to die of joy.

While toasting to celebrate the victory, they diligently summed up the lessons learned and planned to make persistent efforts.

But what I didn't expect was that it summed up a circle!

They found that they didn't seem to have any effect, and they were still amateurs in the film industry, but the reason for their success was that...

Who made the movie?

Sammy!

Who thought of the propaganda?

Sammy!

Who was 'beaten up' by viewers (not) and made the news?

Sammy!

The two brothers, who were so arrogant at first, suddenly developed a strong and almost blind trust in Sami.

They started to call Sami when they had nothing to do: "Is there any new filming plan recently? We can invest."

Sammy said indifferently: "No."

They enthusiastically suggested: "Oh, how about making a sequel to "Snake Trouble"?"

— No, I don't like making sequels.

——Do you have any new filming plans?

--No.

—then consider a sequel to Snakebane.

——I said it all, I don’t like making sequels!

——Do you have any new filming plans?

……

What a shitty talk!

This bloody conversation could go on for as long as they wanted to!

Sammy would hang up angrily every time.

But next time, they will find a way to call again.

Moreover, they also took the opportunity to win over Rossi.

He was hired with a high salary to join the Kerry Brothers film company, and, in a tactful way, he revealed a meaning of 'we are not very knowledgeable, as long as you are willing to come, you will be reused'.

As we all know, although independent producers have more freedom, they often take more risks.

Once many independent producers in Hollywood are mistaken, as long as they release a piece of rubbish, they will probably lose their pants.

So, Rosie made some money with Sammy this time though.

But when he received the invitation from the Kerry brothers, he was still tempted, and he also helped the Kerry brothers persuade Sami to help them make another film.

But Sammy wasn't interested at all.

He thought of a new dragon slaying story, this story happened in outer space...

What?Are there no dragons in outer space?

nonsense!As long as you can think of it, it exists!

So, now there are dragons in outer space.

What is the name of this dragon?Well, Explode Star Dragon!

——I looked at it, and it looked at me, and the gaze seemed to penetrate my eyes and reach the depths of my soul.

——Yes, it is the most beautiful dragon, the eternal immortal dragon, and the star-exploding dragon.

Rossi only felt that this guy's brain was flooded again.

He discussed with the Kerry brothers: "Give it up! I can help you contact other directors, screenwriters, and find new projects to invest in. As for Sammy... let's put it this way! You can tame a wild dog, and you can also control it. A fierce horse can never make a cat obedient. A cat is an animal that always does what it wants. No matter whether you have a good attitude or a bad attitude, whether you have money or no money, it They will always care about you if they want to care about you, and ignore you if they don't want to care about you."

But the Kerry brothers didn't want to give up.

On the one hand, they valued Sami's ability, but on the other hand, "Snake's Wreck" was their first money-making project after setting foot in the film industry and failing repeatedly.

Therefore, a strange superstitious psychology arises spontaneously.

This makes them always have an illusion that 'Sami has brought us fortune'.

For this reason, although Da Kerry was not good at words, he didn't say anything for the time being except for his face of expectation;

But Little Kerry shouted excitedly on behalf of the two of them: "But Rosie...I want him so much! I want him so much! Please, please ask him again for us! What does he like? Money, beautiful women, luxury cars? Ah, I remembered, didn’t he want to make a dragon slaying movie? If it’s the same as "Snake Crash", then dragon slaying is also negotiable!"

In Little Kerry's mind, as long as people are fooled first...

As for how to slay the dragon, or whether to slay the dragon, that is a question that will be negotiated slowly later.

But what I didn't expect was that maybe because I had taken too many things recently, Sammy also gradually realized that some things were not as simple as he thought.

Therefore, he gave the answer very self-aware: "I am not good enough to slay dragons, wait a little longer, wait a little longer."

In this way, the Kerry brothers and Rosie are completely helpless.

But when they were about to give up and turn their attention to others, a turning point appeared unconsciously.

After returning from the film festival, Mai Qilong also has his own busy career.

His agent, Brenda, notified him not long ago: "A film adapted from real people intends to invite you as the protagonist."

During this period of time, Mai Qi lived and ate and drank for free at Sami's side. After taking the cover photo of the magazine, he was paid to buy highlights.

It stands to reason that the days are quite moist.

But just like people, once the material is satisfied, they often want to pursue something spiritually.

As a poor dragon, Micky used his paws to count the money for a long time, especially wanting to use gold to make himself a big solid pillow.

So, when he learned that the film was well paid, he happily agreed.

As for the question of saying that acting skills can't keep up... what the hell is that?

The result of such recklessness is--the tragic loss of Waterloo.

The film tells the life of a late famous painter, and the person who invested in the film is the painter's widow.

The lady wanted to show her affection in the film and tell about the beautiful love between the husband and wife who shared joys and sorrows.

In other words, this is a romance movie!

As a young Charmander, let alone the complicated issue of human love, he doesn't even understand the love between dragons and dragons.

Therefore, when he ran to make a movie, he couldn't get into the state at all.Moreover, the director will not take care of him as a newcomer like Sammy, and will patiently explain the play to him, and when he sees something wrong, he will directly curse: "Who the hell found the vase? Is that the look of your crush? You are constipated eyes!"

Mikey was very wronged.

But he is a good dragon, completely different from the "evil dragon that eats people at every turn" in Sammy's mouth.

Therefore, he cannot do anything.

Although deep in Long's heart, the director who scolded him for his vase has turned to ashes for the [-]th time.

Then, the heroine of the film came over and invited him to go to the scene together.

Unlike newcomers like Mai Qi, the actress named Lisa has been famous for many years and is a big star hired by the crew with a lot of money, so she has a high status in the crew.

On this day, she specially invited Mikey to come to her dressing room, and gazed at the handsome red-haired man in front of her with a pair of beautiful brown eyes admiringly: "You are my lover...I mean, in the movie. "

Mikey nodded, not understanding what she was trying to say.

Lisa smiled lightly, and then slowly said: "I noticed that you haven't been able to get into the show."

Mikey continued to nod.

Except for Sami, the underage Charmanders are still very arrogant and don't really want to chat with strangers.

Lisa didn't care either.

She still said in a slow tone: "In order to help you enter the scene, and to make the film more real and vivid. I suggest that we come and experience how to be a lover! You can do this..."

When she took the initiative to hold Charmander's hand...

Mikey was startled, and pushed forward subconsciously. He couldn't control his strength and overthrew him directly.

Lisa was caught off guard and fell backwards and fell.

She screamed in pain.

But God probably didn't think it was messy enough.

Just came to visit the class, but found out that his friend was about to be unspoken, Sami rushed in at the right time, and shouted: "Stop, old hag, don't touch my friend!"

Mai Qilong looked at the lovely human being who was "falling from the sky to save himself from the fire and water" in surprise, and immediately took a few steps back quickly. With a victim expression on his face, he shamelessly threw his two-meter-long human body into the ground. Shrinking behind Sami, who is only 1.7 meters three, enjoying the feeling of being protected by humans.

He also stared at the back of the opponent's head, thinking happily: "Dragon God! My human is really super masculine, and the dragon feels so safe now!"

Then, the two idiots were kicked out together.

Mai Qi's male lead was also... well, the director didn't like it, and even injured the female lead hired by the crew... There was no follow-up at all.

Sammy felt guilty.

He embarrassingly promised: "Uh, it's not too difficult to be a leading actor. When I make a movie, you will be the leading role."

Brother Kerry was overjoyed: "I've been waiting for you!"