Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Although the non-human extras make a lot of complaints behind their backs, they often pay more attention to the spirit of contract than humans. Although the salaries they receive are worthless things like corn cakes, pesticides and fertilizers, since they agree, they will do their best. completing his work.As a result, the whole movie has entered the most fantastic, romantic and tender stage.

At this time, because the witch wanted to change the wrong attitude of the male lead and the white cat towards the indiscriminate and indiscriminate killing of all different species, the witch repeatedly inadvertently intervened between them, almost causing one person and one cat to have a relationship crisis.

Therefore, in order to appease the lover (the white cat), the male protagonist naturally spent a lot of time trying to coax the cat, such as buying dried fish, buying electric mice, buying cat climbing frames...

There was a burst of laughter in the theater from time to time.

What's even more ridiculous is that the interaction between the hero Albioni and the white cat indirectly aroused the gossip of many non-humans.

These non-human beings are good monsters specially invited by the witch to prove to one person and one cat that 'others can be kind and friendly'.

They don't know that the white cat has a human soul, so after seeing the male protagonist make some very intimate actions with the white cat many times, they are deeply moved by this interracial love affair.

To help this pair of lovers.

They did a lot of interesting things, sang and danced around them, stood under the windowsill and recited human love poems, gave a lot of fish to the white cat in the name of the male protagonist, and gave plant reproductive organs to the male protagonist in the name of the white cat (Non-humans are actually very confused about this, but it is said that humans just like it)...

Albioni gradually became less murderous.

The white cat also seemed to relax a lot.

One person and one cat walk on the grass, and sit on the hillside together and look into the distance.

The non-humans and the witch hid not far away, watching them fall in love excitedly and curiously.

The camera slowly zoomed up, looking down at this scene.

The stretch of grass, the blue sky, the harmony between humans and non-humans, the entire big screen is like a beautiful picture scroll, which is fascinating.

Although there is no special progress in the plot.

But at this moment, the expressions of the audience showed a touch of tenderness in unison.

However, the peaceful time is short-lived after all.

When the camera turns, accompanied by the holy chants, there is a meeting in heaven, and because God is not at home, the meeting is mainly led by angels.They agreed that "the world has become corrupt, the ground is full of sins, and countless evils are rampant. Everyone should inherit God's will and clean up the world at the right time. The scale is the same as when God sent a flood to submerge the world. Of course , During the cleaning process, for some people whose hearts go to heaven, heaven will naturally not be stingy with a ticket for Noah's Ark."

As a result, Albioni, the exorcist who is a mercenary in heaven and kills alien monsters, received a summons from an angel.

Following the angel's call, he brought the white cat to a suburban church to meet the descending angel.

The messenger angel was straightforward.

As soon as he came up, he first informed of the upcoming terrible cleanup, and then said generously: "Heaven never treats meritorious people badly, and we will reserve a ticket for Noah's Ark in advance for you."

"Oh, I know."

Albioni behaved indifferently, as if he didn't care at all.

This is not at all a heroic performance.

The audience couldn't help being a little surprised and a little puzzled.

But from the very beginning of the film, the hero Albioni showed the audience a not very positive image. He was arrogant and conceited and wanted to deceive the gods. Among the cats, in the later stage, they slaughtered non-humans recklessly. Although they also had actions to protect humans, they used it more as a bargaining chip, trying to please the heaven and release the lover's soul.

It can be said that he is a pure egoist.

Although after the appearance of the witch, she gradually showed some softness in the daily relationship with the white cat, but that softness was only aimed at the white cat, to make the lover happy, and to make a little bit of innocuous problems concession.

So, after hearing the news that the world is about to be destroyed...

He didn't care about it at all. He still had time to light a cigarette for himself, smoked it slowly, and said casually, "Noah's Ark? Then, should I bring a few pairs of birds and beasts to save the seeds?"

The angels who came to communicate could not understand human humor.

It replied sternly: "No, a ticket can only carry one life."

what?

A ticket can only carry one life?

Albioni looked at the white cat for a moment, his hand trembled subconsciously, the soot with sparks fell on his finger, and it burned him fiercely, before he came to his senses completely, and asked in a panic: "Katie... I mean, my lover... what about my cat?"

Angel continued to do business: "A boat ticket can only carry one life, there is no place for her."

Albioni looked at the angel in disbelief.

The camera gave him a close-up of his face.

It was an extremely complex expression, mixed with shock, despair, sadness and anger, so that the face was a little distorted.

"I'll give Katie my ticket..." Albioni gritted his teeth.

The white cat raised its head abruptly, patted his face with its paw, and let out a mournful meow.

But the angel turned a blind eye to it.

He replied like a programmed robot: "The quota is determined. Your ticket records your own life information and cannot be given to other holy spirits."

Albioni was as rigid as a statue, motionless and silent.

But the messenger angel didn't feel anything at all. He felt that he had delivered the message intact, and he also helped explain it. After the task was completed perfectly, he flapped his wings and flew back to heaven happily.

In the empty church, there is only one person and one cat left.

The white cat lightly jumped onto the human body, staring at the man gently and innocently with a pair of cat eyes, and put its fluffy cat paws on the human palm, trying to comfort him.

But although Albioni moved his eyes to the white cat, his eyes were empty and desperate.

When the white cat tried to comfort him again, walked slowly beside him, and rubbed its body back and forth against the humans...

Albioni suddenly raised his head and burst out laughing.

He laughed exaggeratedly, even out of breath...

The white cat was startled, and even the fur on its tail exploded fluffy.

It stared at the male lead vigilantly and worriedly.

The audience in the theater couldn't help showing puzzled expressions.

Michelon was even more curious and directly asked the director for a spoiler: "Is he mad? Is he mad, and then I will come out to save the world? Didn't you say before... Me, me too The male lead, let me shoot that part..."

Sammy coughed.

He shook Michelon's hand and promised: "Of course you are the leading actor."

However, the real hero is still busy 'going crazy'.

When the witch and the group of non-humans came over, they could only hear bursts of crazy laughter from the church.

They looked at each other, not quite understanding what was going on.

The white cat squatted on a table, watching Albioni without blinking.

It also has a very human look of concern on its cat face.

It was some time before Albioni finally stopped laughing.

But he lifted a chair and smashed it towards the cross in front of him!

There was a loud bang and the cross was broken in half.

But Albioni didn't stop there.

He was full of resentment, and continued to smash the chair up and down!

Until the cross was completely smashed to pieces, and the fragments were scattered at his feet that couldn't be put together.

"What an idiot I am, what an idiot I am..."

He muttered to himself for a while, then turned his head and said softly to his white cat lover: "Whether it is the god of death, angels, or God, they are high above, how can they pity and understand mortals?"

The white cat squatted upright.

Instead of running around, it showed a very tolerant expression, watching gently and listening quietly.

Albioni couldn't help crying: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I caused you to become like this."

"I'm sorry, but..." He bent down to kiss the white cat while weeping: "I love you, I love you! I swear, I will let you live, not a life where the soul is imprisoned, but a real life. live."

The majestic and sacred church, the shattered cross, and the spotlight of the overhead lights.

The picture of Albioni kissing the white cat with tears is beautiful but full of sad atmosphere!

Many audience members in the theater were moved to the point of tears.

The witch and those non-humans stood blankly at the door of the church, as if they couldn't bear to break the beauty of this moment.

but in fact……

The non-humans were in a daze just because they didn't understand the plot at all.

Human-faced octopus: "Why do humans cry? Is this a way to take advantage of cats?"

Treant: "Interracial love, it is said that there is a taboo stimulation, probably stimulated."

"But cross-races can't give birth to babies." The unicorn, which has difficulty in reproduction, said worriedly.

"You can't have a baby if you don't cross races." The human-faced octopus replied casually: "Humans and cats are both male."

Oh, are they all public?

so fashionable?

Produce two taboo-themed movies in one breath.

Interracial plus gay love.

The air was suddenly silent for several seconds.

for a long time……

Recently, the unicorn, who has just made a cameo appearance for only 5 minutes, broke the silence again: "But the white cat looks so gentle, like a mother."

The tree man who had been trying to absorb new knowledge suddenly rushed to answer: "I understand, I understand! The white cat, the white cat is the one that humans say... what kind of lady-dressing guy?"