Raising Dragons in Hollywood

If you compare divine power to the fuel that can drive all actions.

Then, the power of God is the sea, and the power of the angels may only be compared to a small river.

But because of the boundless power of God is not at home.

Therefore, whether it is to cleanse the world or create a Noah's Ark, it is a troublesome job for the angels.They need a period of time to accumulate strength, and then, can make a fatal blow.

The relevant departments of heaven immediately issued a notice to recruit angels to contribute their divine power.

This process is a bit similar to humans running to donate blood. The angels are sacred and solemn, and they line up very hard. The line is probably from one end of the heaven to the other. The scale is even more exaggerated than the Spring Festival travel in a certain country. Then, order He shot out the light balls one by one in an orderly manner until he was exhausted, and it was the next turn.

This is the preliminary preparation?

What a sand sculpture plot!

The audience who were still worried about the "end of the world" in the film all laughed.

The seriousness shown by the angels on the screen is very joyful.

At this time, the hero who is determined to fight against Heaven's cleansing of the world is online again.

In order to prevent his lover from falling into the catastrophe of being cleansed by the heavens, he decided to act alone, and assumed the posture of a lonely hero. When the white cat was not around, he left without saying goodbye and found him alone. Angel.

As Paradise's (ever) most hardcore lick dog, he managed to secure a visit to the 'Paradise Arms' with his smooth words.

Of course, the male protagonist who has switched camps and is determined to fight against heaven is definitely not going to visit with nothing to do.

He just wants to use his own strength to destroy weapons and save the world from being wiped out.

However, when he sneaked into heaven cautiously, and saw the so-called heavenly weapon that was meant to cleanse the world, he couldn't help being stunned.

"Sorry, this weapon looks kind of like, like, like, uh, our human, that, that..."

The angel flapped the snow-white wings behind him, and helped him finish his sentence with an impatient expression: "Reservoir."

"...But, but this water reservoir, how can the water reservoir be used as a weapon..."

"It's very simple, pull out the plug, and the water will rush down from the sky, and a big flood will flood the world and clean everything."

So very reasonable!

Are heavenly weapons all so tall?

Under the stunned expression of the hero...

The audience in the theater burst into laughter!

Even if the angel later explained that the reservoir was not filled with water, but another form displayed by the divine power of the angels—holy water, the reservoir as the carrier was not an ordinary reservoir and should be It is called the Divine Power Pool, etc., but there is no way to stop the audience from laughing wildly.

However, no matter whether it is the water reservoir or the divine power pool.

After all, the male protagonist has to carry out the important task of 'destroying the weapon of heaven and saving the world'.

There were some insignificant twists and turns in the middle, and the plot moved forward rapidly.

In the end, the hero succeeded in digging a hole for the reservoir, and then the water slowly leaked...

——This way of saving the world is really different.

Many viewers almost burst out laughing out of the popcorn in their mouths.

As the water level in the cistern dropped, the angels soon discovered that the weapon was broken.

They all showed extremely puzzled expressions.

Albioni habitually glanced at the top hat he held in his hand, and when he didn't see the white cat, his expression darkened a bit.

Then, the death-defying character in his bones that once tried to play with the god of death reappeared again. When the angels were all puzzled and silent, he didn't have the slightest sense of being a thief, and he ran out to show his presence and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, things will break after a long time. Well, after so many years, the warranty period is probably over...if it has a warranty period."

The angels cast their eyes on him in unison, and immediately realized that there is only such an outsider in heaven!

The atmosphere became extremely tense.

Next, comes the funniest moment of the movie.

It can be understood as a big fight.

The white cat and the witch teamed up and led a group of non-human beings who were willing to help. With the enthusiastic support of the relevant department of hell [I am happy as long as the angel is unhappy], they went to heaven and rescued the hero.

The fighting scenes in this plot are very hearty, and the endless non-human races are also vivid and lifelike.

Still, in the eyes of cinemagoers, there's no question that money is burning.

But in fact, most of this scene is the result of editing and patchwork.

There are only a few parts...such as some heavenly backgrounds, and some things that are difficult to perform in reality, and some special effects techniques will inevitably be used, but the cost is definitely much less than the original cost .

Therefore, when cheaply hired non-humans are filmed, human actors are generally not present;

In the same way, when the human actors are filming, the non-human actors...well, they are not present most of the time, but occasionally they will be present, using the pretext of painting special effects makeup in advance to participate in the filming.

There will indeed be a situation of wearing gangs...

But still that sentence, who will believe it?

This incident brought a lot of mental pressure to many staff members of the "Exorcist" crew.

For a time, they couldn't figure out whether it was the rapid development of science and technology, the special effects makeup artist was so good that it was fake, or they had hallucinations in their heads, so they all ran back to see a psychiatrist.

Director Sammy graciously (using the saved special effects funds) reimbursed all the expenses required for this part of the doctor.

All sacrifices are rewarded.

Nowadays, the frequent exclamation of the audience in the theater is the best compliment to the entire crew.

(Crew staff: Mental illness is not in vain!)

Especially when the black dragon Deen is on the stage...

He is responsible for playing the leader of the department related to hell.

As a result, a huge black dragon appeared on the big screen covering the sky and the sun.

The lifelike real appearance caught the audience's eyes. Just a single swing of the huge dragon's tail destroyed many buildings in the paradise!It also danced repeatedly in the air, allowing the dark breath of hell to spread wantonly. (Black Dragon Deen: P ah! Black Dragon releases darkness like a fire dragon breathes fire, what comes from hell, nonsense.)

Albioni, who took advantage of the chaos, finally joined the witch and the others.

That scene was very joyous.

Sami's various bad tastes can always be found in the filmed films.

This time, he especially likes to use Hollywood routines to put new wine in old bottles, so it is still a classic Hollywood routine-no matter if the world falls apart, the city turns into ruins, monsters attack, or a large number of humans die, as long as the hero meets a beauty, he must first kiss.

So, the male lead rushed over excitedly, rushing past the only pretty actress in the play like the wind!

He hugged the white cat tightly, grabbed the white cat's front paw, and kissed it passionately again.

Teacher White Cat was ridiculed by non-human beings for a long time...

Therefore, when filming this section, I was a little out of shape, and the cat turned away, showing a very reluctant expression.

However, stupid humans don't understand cats' wounded hearts.

Seeing the angry expressions of the white cats, they were all super excited.

"Ouch, the little cat is angry."

"Can you not be angry? The male lead went to single-handedly challenged heaven with her behind his back. How dangerous it is."

"Quickly coax Meow Meow!"

"Yes, you should hug and hold high!"

While the audience whispered in the bottom, they couldn't help laughing.

Someone else blew a whistle.

This lively scene is not like watching a movie, but watching some circus performance.

Behrman, who played the leading role, wiped his face dumbfounded in the dark.

"I will probably be famous in the history of photography."

He said helplessly to his friends: "...as the first cosplayer to fall in love with a cat."

At this time, the theater was full of laughter.

Laughter is very contagious. Sometimes some plots that are a bit funny but not so funny, I won’t laugh when I watch them alone, but if I go to the theater, a group of people laugh, and then accompanied by What happens on the screen, people tend to join in uncontrollably and laugh out loud.

However, in this moment of collective joy, Mikey was sad again.

He looked at the extremely majestic and huge black dragon on the screen, and his heart was as sour as if he had eaten a lemon.

"What's so good about those dull scales." The underage Charmander uncontrollably showed an ugly and jealous face.

He whispered a bunch of bad words against the black dragon in Sami's ear: "Do you know why the black dragon's scales are so black? Because they never take a bath and are not clean. It is said that when they were first born, they were not so black. , but will be thrown into the black mud by the female black dragon and rolled around until the scales are completely black before being fished out. When they grow up, they are also so sloppy, with dirt and dirt under the scales, breeding a lot of bug eggs, and itching all over the body when they get close ..."

Sammy's IQ is always online.

He didn't listen to partial belief, but questioned: "No, if you don't take a bath every day, there should be a peculiar smell. I recently worked with Mr. Dern, the distance is quite close, there is no peculiar smell, and I don't see how dirty it is."

Mikey is not happy.

He turned his head angrily, never wanting to talk to humans again.

But Sammy leaned over again: "By the way, do you still remember what I promised you?"

Mai Qilong especially likes humans leaning towards him, because he is tall and big. When humans want to lean over, in order to reach their own head, half of their body is often crooked in his arms, which has a super sense of accomplishment, so , I felt a little less angry in my heart, and stretched out my paws to hug Sami's waist quietly, while pretending to say reservedly: "I don't remember."

Sammy didn't notice the dragon's little thoughts at all.

He said excitedly to himself: "I said you are also the protagonist, wait and see, you will appear next."

"Ah, really?" Michelon's anger disappeared all of a sudden.

He asked enthusiastically, "I also played."

Sammy pointed to the screen.

Mikey immediately turned his gaze to the big screen.

At this time, another problem occurred.

Hell and heaven are clearly the same species.

When the relevant departments of hell helped the hero and the witches defeat the heaven, they decided to take this great opportunity to invade the world on a whim!

Then, according to the protagonist's personal heroism routine of saving the world, the male protagonist exploded.

It may be that some kind of forbidden technique in the blood (drawn out by the screenwriter ghost) was used.

The red fire dragon flew up in the flames and appeared behind the hero. The scene is magnificent.

"Look, you are the protagonist too!" Sami declared proudly, pointing at the screen.

"It seems to be such a thing." Mai Qilong thought for a long time, but still couldn't hold back and asked a little hurt: "But you are sure that I am also the protagonist, isn't it the special effect of the protagonist's moves?"