Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked by Zhuang Heng's coquettish operation, and for a moment they forgot to post the barrage. The barrage area of ​​the live broadcast interface was blank for 3 minutes. After 3 minutes, the audience finally regained their senses. The collective fell into a messy state in the wind.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What happened just now?Is the voice from other channels coming over?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I'm new here, is there any kind brother or sister to help me with my homework?Has this anchor always been so wild?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] This is unbelievable!This must not be something that came out of our Hengheng mouth!Although we Hengheng are sand sculptures, we have always been innocent men!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha wtmxs, the way the fans are deceiving their ears is so funny, your brother is a married man now, don’t sell innocent lovers, okay?

Zhuang Heng: ... Fuck!

ai: [Hey hey!Why did sunspots get in here?Master, don't be angry, I'll block him right away! ]

Zhuang Heng: [Not so, it’s not necessary, let’s not talk about it...]

AI has blocked sunspots very efficiently.

Zhuang Heng: ...

Fans frantically swiped the screen in the barrage area, expressing that they wanted to hear what Zhuang Heng had to say, to make sure they had heard correctly.

Although Zhuang Heng was reluctant to speak at first, once he opened his mouth, after the embarrassment, he soon developed the pride of going all out, wishing to build a thick wall on his face, he adjusted his mood, faced In the direction of the camera, he smiled and repeated what he said just now.

"Is there any condom manufacturer willing to contact me for promotion?"

The live broadcast room was silent again, the audience: ...

Xiao Lang, who was standing behind the curtain, was confused by what he heard, and then walked over silently, looking at Zhuang Heng's still red ears suspiciously.

Zhuang Heng was paying attention in the live broadcast room, and didn't notice anyone behind him. Seeing that the barrage area was blank again, he sighed quietly, and said very freely: "You don't know that men in this world can have children. I am now If you are married, of course you have to consider the issue of contraception, so...if anyone is interested in cooperating...you can contact me."

Audiences:……

AI was shocked: [Master, you are lying!Men in this world cannot bear children!The only man who can bear children is you!Only you! ]

Zhuang Heng's smile distorted for a moment, then quickly recovered, gnashing his teeth silently in his heart: [Shut up. ]

ai: [嘻...]

Zhuang Heng continued: "I can successfully prevent pregnancy, which is the best publicity for your product!"

Audiences:…………

Condom manufacturer: ………

Brother, the most basic function of our products is contraception, yes, but our selling point is not this!What are the bump threads, what are ultra-thin and non-inductive, and what are full of vitality, what we are pursuing is sensory experience, dear!Let me ask you how a cook can promote it to us!

Xiao Lang, who probably understood what Zhuang Heng was doing, stepped forward, hugged Zhuang Heng from behind, leaned head to head, shoulder to shoulder, with an intimate posture, and did not expose his lies, but said softly: "The problem with the son Don't worry, I'll figure it out."

Zhuang Heng was startled, turned his head suddenly, and his face that had recovered with difficulty turned red instantly: "Why are you so quiet? Also, is it really okay to discuss this in public!"

Xiao Lang lowered his eyes to look at him, pursed his lips, as if he was aggrieved.

Obviously you said it first...

The live room exploded.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn, hahahahaha, my brother actually cooperates with Hengheng to perform!Sure enough, getting married is different!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Oh my god!This picture is a bit realistic, the couple is struggling and worrying about contraception and trying their best, life is so difficult hahahahaha...

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Please wake me up!You are sitting in the world, why don't you have children!Can't afford it or what!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] is born!give birth to me!He gave birth to ten or eight!We are not short of money!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha, enough is enough!Heng Heng's face turned green from fright!

Zhuang Heng was distracted by crazy fans, and couldn't help imagining the scene where he was laying eggs like an old hen every day. He suddenly felt that the whole person was not good. With an expression of the sky falling, he closed his mouth tightly and stopped Discussing this issue, he quickly cleaned up the vegetables, and took out a piece of pork belly from the warehouse and put it in water to wash.

The fans watched his live broadcast seriously, found it interesting, and tried their best to tease him in the barrage area.

Zhuang Heng didn't pay attention to the barrage any more, frowned and put the cut piece of meat under his nose to smell it, and frowned in disgust: "What's going on? It shouldn't be, this is the meat in the space..."

Xiao Lang leaned closer to Wen Wen: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng's expression seemed to be patient: "This meat is not fresh...I um...take another one..."

Xiao Lang looked at him suspiciously, smelled the meat in his hand again, but still didn't notice any stale smell, and there was nothing wrong with the color, but Zhuang Heng was a chef, so he was right , Xiao Lang didn't say anything more, and nodded cooperatively.

Zhuang Heng took out another piece of meat and was about to cut it, when suddenly a strong smell rushed straight into his nostrils, which made him almost spit out stomach acid. Go lean over and vomit a few times.

The audience in the live broadcast room: ? ? ?

Hengheng, what weird script did you arrange?

Zhuang Heng returned to the operating table, frowned and threw the newly taken meat into the trash can with a look of disgust: "Everyone wait a moment, I will pick the meat."

The author has something to say: That's all, alas...

Tragedy today, I bought an electrostatic capacitive keyboard, the force is very light, I just dozed off, and my hands were placed where they shouldn’t be. One chapter of the manuscript was deleted and there were only three lines left, and it was automatically saved...