Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng entered the space to pick meat. The audience was used to his disappearing operation, and they waited calmly. While waiting, they chatted in the barrage area. The whole topic revolved around Zhuang Heng's desire to promote condoms. Gotta be hot.

But this time, after waiting for a long time, the audience gradually lost their composure. Seeing that he hadn't appeared for a long time, they couldn't help shouting.

ai reminded Zhuang Heng: [Master, they are urging you!If you don't go out to the live broadcast room, it will explode! ]

Zhuang Heng held the pork belly in one hand and supported the shelf with the other, bent over and retched, and said with difficulty while vomiting: "What's going on? Ugh...why isn't there a piece of good meat? Could it be... vomit... because I became a fairy, Can't smell what Fan... vomit... what Fu Changzi eats?"

ai: [...Master, you did not become a fairy, you just live forever. ]

"They're all immortal, no different from being immortal." Zhuang Heng waved his hand, shaking the pork belly with his movement, and the smell floated into his nose, which made him want to vomit again.

Xiao Lang looked serious, quickly took the meat away from his hand, supported him and said: "These meats are not bad, don't pick them up, go out quickly, I'll call the imperial doctor to come over and show you."

Zhuang Heng resigned to his fate and left the space with him, and said to the audience with a disheveled face: "I'm sorry everyone, I have a problem with my nose today, and I feel sick when I smell meat. How about I make you a vegetarian meal."

The audience was very supportive, saying that they have been losing weight recently, and being a vegetarian is exactly what they want.

Zhuang Heng put away all the ingredients that made him uncomfortable, and started to prepare again. During the busy break, he did not forget to repeat his appeal: "Seriously, is there any condom manufacturer looking for me to promote? Send me more samples If so, I can take a little less promotion fee.”

audience:"……"

Zhuang Heng: "Although the promotion fee can be reduced, the effect of the advertisement will never be compromised. The merchants who have worked with me know that I am very dedicated!"

audience:"…………"

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, you are a chef, your daily life is cooking, so be sober!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I'm curious about how Hengheng plans to advertise, is he going to post it with his brother in front of everyone in the live broadcast room?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha I'm suddenly looking forward to it! (Don't remind me about the mosaic!)

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng is really a scheming boy, he vomits and is a vegetarian. It seems that the plot of pregnancy is about to be arranged.

Barrage 1: [Huahua] Pregnancy plot +[-]

The barrage area began to brush "arrangement" in a large area. Zhuang Heng glanced at it and asked doubtfully, "What is the arrangement?"

ai explained for him: [The plot of pregnancy!They said it could be arranged! ]

Zhuang Heng's hand trembled, and the kitchen knife almost fell on his finger.

At this time, the imperial doctor rushed over and knelt down to salute Xiao Lang and Zhuang Heng, Xiao Lang asked Zhuang Heng to stop what he was doing, and pulled him to sit aside: "Let the imperial doctor take a good look at you. "

Before the live broadcast was over, the camera followed Zhuang Heng and shifted to the side, which could be regarded as an episode of seeing a doctor for the audience.

When the imperial doctor was taking Zhuang Heng's pulse, Xiao Lang and the audience in the live broadcast room were watching closely the whole time. The audience were laughing and laughing at the beginning, watching it as a funny plot, but when they found Xiao Lang's expression was particularly nervous, they also became nervous for no reason. One wished to poke two holes in the imperial doctor's face with his gaze.

Audiences who found themselves being empathized: Shit!Brother, with your acting skills, you can go to win the statuette!

The imperial doctor put his hand on Zhuang Heng's wrist, and raised his head to look around inexplicably.

Xiao Lang thought that the surrounding environment had affected Zhuang Heng's body, so he asked nervously, "What's wrong?"

The imperial doctor cleared his throat to relieve the tension in his heart: "I feel that many people are staring at this place, maybe I didn't sleep well last night and had hallucinations..."

Xiao Lang said: "It's not a hallucination, it's Xianjun's friends watching, they are very worried about Xianjun."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Audiences:"……"

The imperial doctor's eyebrows twitched, and he became even more nervous in an instant.

Xiao Lang asked: "What's the matter?"

The imperial doctor frowned and murmured, "hissed" in doubt, and carefully looked and asked for the second time. After a while, he said cautiously: "This...it looks a bit like a happy pulse...but..."

Audience: Here we come!The pregnancy plot really came!Who did God prophesy before?Come out and claim your prize!

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he widened his eyes: "What did you say?"

The imperial doctor didn't know that he could conceive, thinking that he misunderstood his nonsense, his face turned pale with shock, and he stammered: "Chen... I'll see you again!"

A happy look appeared on Xiao Lang's face for a moment, but was suppressed immediately, because the face-changing was too fast, and the facial features were all distorted.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn it!My brother's acting skills have really improved!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Brother is happy in his heart, but he still pretends to be unhappy?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I understand, I understand, the setting is that Hengheng doesn't want to have a baby, the younger brother thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I can tell, my brother is a strict wife, hahahaha...

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng doesn't want to give birth, so he needs condoms, logically!

After the audience used a microscope to analyze and interpret Xiao Lang's micro-expressions in 180 ways, the imperial doctor finally withdrew his hand.

Xiao Lang suppressed his emotions and asked, "How?"

Zhuang Heng's heart was beating fast, and he stared at the imperial doctor with "you can't talk nonsense".

The imperial doctor felt that his life was at risk, and tremblingly said: "Yes... yes yes... Ximai..."

Saying "plop", he knelt down on the ground with a gesture of pleading guilty.

Zhuang Heng "thumped" faster than him, and before he finished speaking, he slid to the ground with limp legs, Xiao Lang hurriedly pulled him up, and the trace of suppressed expectation in his heart completely disappeared.

If Hehe doesn't want it, then don't.

But... If you don't want it, it will hurt you after all.

Xiao Lang was so distressed that he said to the imperial physician: "Go and discuss with other imperial physicians, come up with a good prescription, and send the child away as soon as possible, but you must not hurt the body of Xianjun!"

The imperial doctor was a little dumbfounded: "???"

Xiao Lang didn't want to delay for a moment, and urged: "Go!"

The imperial doctor hurriedly got up, bit the bullet and bowed to respond, with a ball of thread on his head and retreated in a trance.

Xiao Lang turned around and held Zhuang Heng's hand, and comforted in a low voice: "Don't worry, the imperial doctor will figure out a solution. I was negligent before, and I will definitely pay attention in the future, there won't be a second time!"

Zhuang Heng swallowed, looked at him nervously, and raised his finger to point to his nose: "Me? Did you pick a dick?"

Xiao Lang nodded with difficulty: "Don't worry, the imperial doctor will remove the eggs for you!"

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he stretched out his hand to press an indescribable part below.

Xiao Lang: "???"

Realizing that this egg is not that egg, Zhuang Heng suddenly regained his senses, and put his hands on his stomach instead.

Xiao Lang: "..."

The live room exploded.

Audience: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Zhuang Heng wanted to cry but had no tears: "It's a life anyway, it's too cruel to take it away?"

Although I didn't want it before, but I was pregnant after all, my own flesh and blood are connected by blood, no matter how cruel I am, I can't bear it!

Of course, Zhuang Heng wanted to save face, so he didn't say this.

Xiao Lang endured the pain in his heart and comforted him: "It doesn't count if you haven't been born."

Zhuang Heng frowned: "Why doesn't it count? It's a life if you take it, it's different from the hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren before you take it."

The audience expressed their admiration.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] goes around and around, and the topic returns to contraception.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, you didn't deviate from the topic at all, you got a perfect score in the composition of the college entrance examination?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, can we not be obsessed with adding salt to condoms? (no discriminating against condoms)

Barrage 1: [Huahua] Hengheng, forget about condoms. (I don't mean to discriminate against condoms +[-])

Zhuang Heng was a little caught off guard by this sudden situation, and couldn't think of a way to deal with it for the time being, so he had to use the live broadcast to relieve his nervousness.

It took a lot of energy for a meal, and after the completion of the meal, Zhuang Heng's nervous mood was relieved, and he returned to a state full of energy.

As usual, when fans ordered, he packaged the food and delivered it to the table, and brought the rest of the food to the table, and he pulled Xiao Lang to sit down and eat together.

When the two of them were about to finish eating, AI suddenly said, "No way... why are you returning the goods?"

Zhuang Heng's hand holding the spoon paused: "?"

ai: [Master, is vegetarian food difficult to eat? ]

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Excessive!The word "unpalatable" is not in my dictionary!

This year's audience is too much, this kind of fresh food will not be refunded if it is placed on a certain treasure!It's obviously delicious, why should I return it!

Zhuang Heng angrily took out all the returned takeaways, opened them one by one, and picked up the chopsticks: "I tasted them one by one! I don't believe it... What the hell is this?"

Xiao Lang's eyes fell on the boxy little thing in his hand, with a puzzled expression on his face.

ai exclaimed: [Condom!It's a condom!It is the condom you want, master! ]

Zhuang Heng found that there was a piece of paper in the food box. Every food box has it, but the size, shape and material of the paper are different, but he had a hunch that the contents inside should be similar.

Xiao Lang approached him: "Open it and see what is written!"

Zhuang Heng didn't want to open it, the condom was enough for his heart, he really didn't want to read it, so he just threw the note back into the food box and forced himself to drink the soup calmly.

Xiao Lang couldn't resist the later stage, picked up a sheet, opened it, and said word by word: "My heart hurts, how much you want a condom! Hengheng, you rejected the invitation from the fashion week, and your spectrum is better than that of a star." Big Internet celebrity, let’s keep our style, this money is not profitable! If you really want it, sister will send you a dozen!”

Zhuang Heng: "..."