Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The imperial doctor took the order of the emperor, and left with complicated emotions. When he returned to the medical office, he saw other imperial doctors rushing up and waved his hands: "Don't be too busy, save the prescription, it won't be needed for the time being."

The imperial doctors all understood, exchanged glances with each other, and put on a look of understanding.

"Sure enough, I didn't get pregnant, so I said it was impossible."

"How is it possible for a man to conceive, even Xianjun can't do it."

"Doctor Zhou, you are old, you can make a wrong diagnosis..."

"Yes, yes, you have to be more cautious in the future, watch out for your head!"

Doctor Zhou was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "Who said she wasn't pregnant? My medical skills can make a wrong diagnosis? Xianjun is indeed pregnant! His Majesty said before that he would have the child, but now he said he wanted to preserve the pregnancy. Letting me go over here is to let me come back and discuss with you a prescription to protect the miscarriage."

Other imperial physicians: "..."

Preservation, this is the decision that the emperor should make after having a child, and it is reasonable, but Xianjun...

Forget it, the fairy is a fairy, how can he be compared with ordinary men in the world, and it is not worth making a fuss about being able to conceive a child.

The imperial physicians thought they had already seen it, and unexpectedly, the imperial physician Zhou stroked his beard and said, "I didn't realize it before, and Xianjun broke two at once, alas... my medical skills are not good enough..."

The imperial doctors were stunned: "!!!"

The news spread quickly, and it didn't take long for the news of the Immortal King's pregnancy to spread all over the palace and inside and outside the palace. The common people talked about such mysterious things most, no matter how much they believed, they would inevitably discuss it in amazement after dinner.

Under Xiao Lang's deliberate connivance, the news spread from ten to ten and hundreds of times, spreading throughout the vassal states at an extremely fast speed.

The princes looked at the direction of the royal city without a word: "..."

Xianjun is really omnipotent, he can even give birth to children, so it is not worth making a fuss about any weird things happening in the palace in the future.

However, King Qi was not reconciled. The repeated setbacks of the plan had worn away his patience and temper. When he heard such news again, he was furious and furious. He vented his anger on his confidant who came to report the news, and directly killed that confidant. It was so tyrannical His deeds run counter to the wise image he had worked so hard to create before, and made many confidantes tremble with fear.

A loyal person had the courage to speak out and remind him to restrain his temper. He finally calmed down, and after the silence, he turned around and locked himself in the secret room.

After a long time, King Qi finally came out of the secret room, the hostility on his face disappeared, and he returned to a high-spirited and confident posture. He called his left and right confidants to his side and ordered: "Send the order, and people from all over the place will immediately spread the news It is said that Xianjun is not a fairy at all, but just a crane that has become a spirit. The emperor is so fond of cranes that he became an idiot. He deliberately fabricated lies about Xianjun to cover up his absurd behavior and deceive the people of the world. If the oracle is issued today, retribution will come. "

The confidantes were taken aback, and looked at each other in blank dismay: "This matter...is it true? Is the fairy really a spirit turned into a crane?"

King Qi nodded, showing displeasure: "Of course it is true."

Thinking that King Qi had just come out of the secret room, the confidantes dared not question any more. The secret room was a forbidden place for them, and it was also King Qi's confidence. Although they didn't know what was in the secret room, they all knew that King Qi was I got the news from there, and the news from there can't be false.

A confidant said suspiciously: "Then... the retribution is..."

King Qi smiled faintly: "One month later, oh no, in less than a month, on the day that crane lays eggs, visions will appear everywhere. At that time, we don't need to do anything else, and the people will think that it was made by God. All the crimes will be attributed to the Son of Heaven."

The confidant showed hesitation.

After the emperor was established last time, several natural disasters failed to set off a storm, this time...

This time, repeating the old trick, will it really work?

Moreover, there was a vision on the day Xianjun laid eggs, even if it was earlier or later, how would King Qi do it?Is it just a coincidence or is it artificial?

But now King Qi was in a mood of moodiness, and his confidants didn't dare to express their doubts, for fear that King Qi would be provoked to commit a crime, and their lives would be lost.

The confidantes had so much respect and admiration for King Qi before, but now they are so disappointed. After a long period of trembling, some changes in their psychology are inevitable.

It turns out that King Qi is not a virtuous king. His ambition to replace the Son of Heaven is obvious. It is not for the righteousness of the world at all. King Qi is not respectful to the virtuous and corporal. He has cultivated a group of confidants, but he does not completely trust them. With a secret that no one can pry into, that secret gave King Qi great confidence. In comparison, these confidants seem insignificant, like tools that can be discarded at any time.

King Qi didn't notice that people's hearts were unstable, so he ordered: "What are you doing in a daze? It only takes one month for the fairy to lay eggs, and two months for hatching. We don't have much time left."

The confidantes felt even weirder in their hearts: If the fairy king is really a crane, the timing of laying eggs and hatching is also different from ordinary cranes. Since it is so special, why does King Qi know it so clearly?Our eyeliner in Wangcheng has been uprooted, where did King Qi get the news from?Could it be a secret room?

King Qi has eyeliner, so Xiao Lang naturally has it. What King Qi discussed here reached Xiao Lang's ears within two hours.

At this moment, the imperial doctor was taking Zhuang Heng's pulse, while Xiao Lang sat beside him and stared at him intently.

Zhuang Heng has already felt the changes in his stomach in the past few days. He felt cramped when he sat down, and heavily heavy when he stood up. Near collapse: [It turns out that the feeling of being pregnant is like this, and I can finally appreciate my mother's hard work back then. ]

Ai loves him as much as Xiao Lang: [Master, if you bear with it, it will be fine when you are born!Fortunately, you are a crane, so you can unload without waiting ten months. ]

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang with resentment in his eyes: [Is this the hit rate of a sharpshooter?We've only been married for a few days, and we're still pregnant with two. When the egg is born this time, we must find a way to get more condoms!I will have to use a condom in the future, I don't want to have another life if I'm beaten to death! ]

ai: [Master, why do I think you are showing off?Every word and every sentence has a taste of 'I am a strong man'...]

Zhuang Heng: [...Fart. ]

AI anxiously said: [Don't swear!prenatal education!prenatal education! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai: [However, master, you are strong because you have two eggs, not your man. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...shut up. ]

ai refused to shut up, and insisted on giving him popular science: [Because red-crowned cranes usually give birth to two in a litter, only one will be born occasionally. If you were weak before, maybe you could only give birth to one. Now your crane-shaped doll has been optimized by the system, so of course you have to give birth to two with such a strong physique. ]

Zhuang Heng met Xiao Lang's puzzled and wronged eyes, put away the accusation in his eyes, and his face became hot: [Got it, I'm not showing off, you shut up. ]

ai: [oh...]

After the imperial doctor left, Xu Wu came in with the news from outside, and reported to Xiao Lang the news from King Qi's side in a low voice.

Xiao Lang frowned: "There must be something strange in the secret room, find a way to go in and find out."

Xu Wu's expression was serious: "They tried it. The secret room seems to have been enchanted with a formation, and they couldn't get in at all. They thought it was because the people in the dark city had special physiques, so they tried changing people, but they were all bounced back. I don't know if there are living things in the secret room, or the formation has life, but it was able to report the news to King Qi, which alarmed King Qi, and our people were almost caught."

Xiao Lang pondered and said: "There must be something ordinary people can't deal with in King Qi's place. It should be what caused the previous tsunami."

Xu Wu said worriedly: "King Qi actually knows the exact day when Xianjun lays eggs. We must be the ghosts. If we go to investigate with great fanfare at this time, we will definitely scare the snakes. If we don't investigate, we are afraid that something will happen again."

Xiao Lang waved his hand: "It's not the ghost."

Zhuang Heng will test the loyalty of everyone around him every day. It is absolutely impossible for someone to pass on the news. Since there is an abnormal existence around King Qi, it is not surprising that the secrets here can be spied on, but I don’t know what is hidden in the secret room. What……

Xiao Lang attaches great importance to the safety of Zhuang Heng and the child, while arranging people to deal with the rumors that are about to spread outside, while strengthening the defense around the palace.

Zhuang Heng inherited the egg-laying characteristics of red-crowned cranes, but he also has the reaction of human morning sickness, and his reaction is stronger than that of ordinary pregnant women. He can throw up dizzy with just a little smell. The water with spiritual energy in the space can't relieve the symptoms, but even In this way, he still insisted on live broadcasting.

"It's okay to be a vegetarian." Zhuang Heng said, "At least show your face every day, not for a few days."

Xiao Lang had a rare firm attitude, and refused to compromise half a step on this matter: "No, your body is important."

Zhuang Heng is not so passionate about cooking that he can overcome his physical condition, but he has tasted the benefits of upgrading. He values ​​points more than money. He is afraid that if he does not live broadcast for a few days, he will lose a large number of viewers. Seeing Xiao Lang refuse Simply, he thought of a compromise.

"Why don't you let my apprentice come over to cook, and I'll just watch from the sidelines, and go to the cubicle to rest if you feel uncomfortable, how about it?"

Xiao Lang touched his face, sighed helplessly, and agreed.

The disciples naturally knew that Zhuang Heng was pregnant with a child. Those who were close had already come to see him, and those who were far away were also on their way at this time. Zhuang Heng assigned the task to the disciples who were close to him. They came to work for a day alone, and the few apprentices were overjoyed, which made the other apprentices envious.

So these days, Internet celebrity anchor Zhuang Heng has started to promote his apprentices again. Some old fans have made a video summary for his apprentices, listing each person's characteristics and cuteness, and doing science popularization for passers-by. He had voluntarily asked for a condom advertisement before, and he did not hesitate to say that he was pregnant because of the condom, which led to lively discussions on the Internet, and a wave of hot searches, which made his live broadcast room gain a lot of fans.

In such excitement, the days passed quickly, and the due date of delivery was approaching in a blink of an eye, Zhuang Heng was extremely nervous, and Xiao Lang was even more serious about it.

Rumors can't be completely blocked, there are still rumors that are not good for them, but Zhuang Heng's achievements over the years have not been paid in vain, many people still turn to him in their hearts and speak for him sincerely.

"So what if the fairy is transformed from a crane? What difference does it make to us whether it is a demon or a fairy? Without the fairy, we would have starved to death long ago!"

"It's a good thing for the fairy to lay eggs. There will be two more little fairy in the world in the future. The fairy is so kind, and the little fairy is naturally not far behind. This is the blessing of our people!"

But there are also many people who took advantage of the benefits and slandered Zhuang Heng without conscience, and the words were nothing more than what King Qi came up with.

The ministers were worried, and they had to report to the emperor every day what happened in the area under their jurisdiction. Seeing the day approaching, they were frightened, for fear that the vision would appear around them.

Xiao Lang shielded all the bad news, not letting those things disturb Zhuang Heng, facing the ministers below, he smiled coldly: "Let them make trouble, the lord and the child are the most important, as for King Qi, wait here When I am stable, I will deal with him myself."

The day before the due date, Zhuang Heng said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Tomorrow we can't live broadcast, everyone can play their own, don't need to sit tight."

The audience asked one after another: Why?Hengheng, what's the matter with you?You rarely stop updating!

Zhuang Heng smiled cheekily: "I will have a baby tomorrow, and the apprentices are not in the mood to cook, so we won't broadcast live!"

Audiences:……

Barrage [-]: [Huahua]? ? ?Heng Heng, can you be more serious about your reason for asking for leave?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha who the hell unloads the baby after a month of pregnancy?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Humph, isn't it uncomfortable to stuff cotton in Daxia's clothes?I knew you would not be able to sing the scene of your pregnancy!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] But recently, the plot is really comprehensive. My grandfather is an old Chinese doctor, and he said that the prescription they wrote is really safe for pregnancy, and it is an ancient prescription. (laughing and crying)

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, you should continue to get pregnant, we won't laugh at you anymore, really, watching your apprentice cook is quite interesting.

Bullet screen [-]: [Hua Hua] Yes, you have become a fan of your No. [-] apprentice!

Bullet screen seven: [Hua Hua] I am a fan of No. [-]!

Bullet screen eight: [Hua Hua] I am a fan of No. [-]!

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Fuck, why is this still ranked?

But it was just a day off, Zhuang Heng was not worried, he resolutely rejected the fans' request and closed the live broadcast room.

That night, another hot search for sand sculptures came to the front row—Zhuang Heng gave birth.

When the netizens were "hahaha", in another time and space, King Qi stood on the top of the mountain and looked to the north.

The formation in the secret room began to operate, the night was covered by dark clouds, and there was a muffled "rumbling" sound from the ground and the sky at the same time, which was faintly mixed with a few beast-like roars.

King Qi put his hands behind his back, paying attention to these movements.

The confidants around him looked around, startled by these changes, and couldn't help whispering.

"If there is a change, the king is really clever!"

"Xianjun is about to give birth, the timing is coincidental, and the emperor can't explain it now."

King Qi listened to what they said, with a mean smile on the corner of his mouth, he was sure of victory.

At the same time, the royal city was seriously waiting. The imperial doctors stood outside Zhuang Heng's room with serious expressions, while the ministers gathered in the meeting room in neat clothes, paying attention to the news from below at any time.

"My lord, preparations for disaster relief have been made in all places, and all drinking water and food are in place."

"My lord, the villagers have prepared temporary transfers, and the medicinal materials have been prepared."

"Your Honor……"

At very dawn, Zhuang Heng sat on the couch with a dazed expression on his face. He looked at Xiao Lang: "The imperial doctor didn't make a mistake? Why don't I feel like I'm going to give birth?"

Xiao Lang thought he was nervous, hugged him and comforted him in a gentle voice: "Don't be afraid, I will guard you every step of the way."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

But I can't fucking give birth!

Suddenly, a dull sound came from a distance, and Xiao Lang suddenly raised his head.

Zhuang Heng asked suspiciously, "What's happening?"

Xiao Lang didn't want him to worry, so he stroked his back lightly, and panicked without changing his face: "It's okay, it's thundering."

With this muffled sound, the color of the world changed, and many visions occurred one after another.

It was bound to be a sleepless night.

The next day, rumors unfavorable to Zhuang Heng were rampant. Although the people had no worries about their names because of when they moved, but in the end there was a loss. For a while, almost everyone began to suspect that this was the wrath of the heavens and the punishment from the heavens.

For a while, people were in turmoil.

King Qi stood on the top of the mountain and laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha..."

"Stop laughing!" A muffled voice came from the void and penetrated into King Qi's ears, "You are too happy!"

King Qi's laughter stopped abruptly: "What?"

In the silence, a confidant hurried up, panting: "There is news from Wangcheng that Xianjun is not born at all!"

King Qi's brows darkened: "They pretended?"

"It's not pretending, it's really not born. The most famous doctors from all over the world were taken to Wangcheng to diagnose Xianjun. When they came back, they said that the baby was still in the stomach!"

King Qi turned pale with shock, hurried down the mountain, and strode into the secret room: "Your news is actually false?"

A cold snort came from the depths of the secret room: "Are you blaming me?"

King Qi took a deep breath, adjusted his tone, seemed to be discussing with him, and seemed to be talking to himself: "It's okay, it's okay, at worst, come back next time..."

"Wolf is coming." The voice interrupted him displeased.

King Qi: "..."

"Besides, is it so easy to create a vision?"

The veins on King Qi's forehead twitched, as if he was holding back his anger.

"waste!"

King Qi exploded: "You are a waste! You can only hide in the dark and rely on my help, and something goes wrong at the critical moment. What face do you have to boss me around? I will give you another chance. If that crane gives birth smoothly, I will tear down this secret room!"

After speaking, he flicked his sleeve vigorously, turned and left.

There was an angry roar in the secret room: "Lowly ants! How courageous! Just wait for me, I will come out soon! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

The situation changed overnight, because the loss of the people was minimized, and the most famous doctors endorsed it, and the people believed the fact that the fairy had not yet had a child. You have nothing to do, the public opinion turmoil gradually subsided.

The outside affairs were covered by Xiao Lang, but Zhuang Heng didn't know about it, and his life returned to the routine.

The apprentices continued to help him with the live broadcast, and the audience laughed in the barrage area: "Heng Heng, we agreed to have a baby!"Why haven't you unloaded the goods yet!

Zhuang Heng held his stomach and was also very confused: "Yes, what about the agreed due date? What's the situation?"

Audience: God damn expected date of delivery hahahahahahaha...

Zhuang Heng: [ai...]

ai: [It's over, I'm going to become the first bald AI in history... What's going on, why is there a bug again, it shouldn't be...]

Zhuang Heng: [It's over, the system upgrade is not allowed, the agreed one month unloading, now there is no movement, I will not want...]

Ai was startled: [Does it take three years to come out like Nezha? ! ]

Zhuang Heng went crazy: [Shut up!I mean do you have to wait ten months! ]

ai: [oh oh...]

The author has something to say: He He: Why hasn't Eggy come out yet?

Eggy: We are guessing who will come out first.

Author: Don't believe it!