Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

From hot summer to late autumn, Zhuang Heng's belly grew bigger day by day, almost catching up with the size of an ordinary pregnant woman, but the contents in his belly were not ready to be unloaded, Zhuang Heng went from collapse to despair to "what the hell" There is nothing to love about life, completely ignore it.

ai: [Master, is there still a live broadcast today? ]

Zhuang Heng half leaned on the soft couch and gnawed the apple lazily: [Live broadcast, of course it will be live broadcast, let's see which apprentice called me over today? ]

Ai spread out the duty list in front of him: [Today it's Zhu Yongmeng's turn, master, I'll call him for you. ]

The system has a live connection function. As long as both sides open the live room at the same time, you can make a video call like in modern society. In order to facilitate the master’s summons, the apprentices just hold a shovel in their hands when they have nothing to do. The live room is almost open all the time .

Recently, the function has been upgraded. Apprentices don’t need to carry kitchen tools all day long. They can use a garlic or chili around their necks as a mobile phone. Even if it’s not live, as long as Zhuang Heng calls, the You can hear it with your head, and then turn on the live broadcast later, so you don’t need to be on [-]/[-].

Zhuang Heng gnawed on the other side of the apple, nodded: [Well, let's shout. ]

AI opened the live broadcast room, and the audience quickly poured in. Everyone has gotten used to Zhuang Heng's recent rhythm, knowing that this is the connection time, and they are not in a hurry to watch him cook. They are all busy placing bets in the barrage area Guess which apprentice is coming today.

Not long after, Zhu Yongmeng received a connection application and went online quickly. In the camera, Zhu Yongmeng was running around the pillar in a panic, and a red-crowned crane was chasing after him by flapping its wings. When it got close, it poked its head and pecked his ass, making him whine. Call.

Zhuang Heng was a little dumbfounded, and shouted at him: "Meng Zi!"

Zhu Yongmeng quickly raised his head and responded to the sky: "Master, save me!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all watching the excitement, and they all said: Wow!The crane of Yongmeng's family has become very irritable!

Hearing Zhuang Heng's voice, the crane didn't chase Zhu Yong and ran away, but stood obediently aside with its wings folded.

Zhuang Heng no longer suffers from morning sickness, and also has mental gossip: "Mengzi, what did you do to make Meimei angry?"

Hearing this, Zhu Yongmeng immediately began to cry out: "I'm wronged, Master, I didn't do anything, but the last time I met a crane blocking the way in the palace, I took a second look, and took out a share of the snacks in my arms. , when he found out, he was endlessly angry..."

Audience: Hahahahaha pets fight for favor is really life-threatening!

As Zhu Yongmeng spoke, he began to untie his belt, pulled his trousers and said aggrievedly: "Master, look, he pecked out several bloody holes in my ass!"

Audiences:! ! !

Meimei:! ! !

Zhuang Heng's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: "Stop!"

Seeing that Meimei was coming to peck him again, Zhu Yongmeng didn't care about complaining, and hurriedly raised his pants and began to dodge here and there.

Zhuang Heng rubbed his face feebly: [Fuck, it's dangerous...]

ai still has lingering fears: [Yong Meng almost became the first man to be searched for on the top because of his bare butt! ]

Zhuang Heng: [Too careless. Although I am a man, we should avoid suspicion between men, okay?If my younger brother knew about this, he would have to be cut off. ]

Seeing Zhu Yongmeng being chased by Meimei and running around the yard, Zhuang Heng cleared his throat and said seriously: "Mengzi, pay attention to your image, there are a lot of fairy friends who come to see us cooking today."

Zhu Yongmeng was startled, and immediately stopped crying and howling, turned around and hugged Meimei's neck, comforting and coaxing: "Okay, Meimei, do me a favor, there are many immortals watching!"

Meimei lightly pecked him on the head before giving up.

Audience: Damn, why do I feel like I'm being shown off?She was chasing so fiercely just now, so she was flirting?

Zhu Yongmeng hurriedly tidied up his clothes and resumed his serious appearance: "Master, I'm going to wash my face and come over right away!"

Zhuang Heng nodded in satisfaction: "En."

Zhuang Heng did not tell his disciples the truth about the live broadcast. After all, it involves modern elements, and it is troublesome to explain, but considering that everyone has the right to know, he had to tell them the fact that there will be people watching the live broadcast, so he vaguely mentioned Once, he said that all his immortal friends were very interested in cooking. When the apprentices were cooking, the immortal friends would come over occasionally to let everyone pay attention to their image.

Zhu Yongmeng was careless, he forgot about this for a while, and only remembered it after he reminded him, most of his soul flew away in fright.

Sins, sins, almost making myself ugly in front of the immortals...

Zhu Yongmeng turned around and bowed in all directions: "Don't blame the idlers, don't blame the idlers, I will definitely pay attention next time!"

Audience: We bald cultivators are so proud of themselves!

Zhu Yongmeng was in the royal city recently, so it didn't take long after he tidied himself up and entered the palace, and went straight to the main hall where Zhuang Heng used as a live broadcast studio. When the ingredients were almost prepared, Xiao Lang also rushed to come over.

Zhuang Heng moved aside to make room for him: "Are you done?"

"En." Xiao Lang laughed, looking like an old man, walked over and hugged him, touched his stomach, and asked expectantly, "Did the child kick you?"

Audience: WhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohWhy are you feeding dog food again!

Zhuang Heng was embarrassed: "I have eggs in my stomach, so I shouldn't be able to feel it no matter how I kick it?"

Audience: Hahahaha, Hengheng is so rigorous. After so long, the egg-born human setup has never collapsed!

At this time, AI suddenly shouted: [Master, Dazhi wants to connect with you! ]

Dazhi is one of Zhuang Heng's apprentices who stayed in the waste capital, and now he has become a leader. He is very famous in the waste capital. In addition, the waste is Zhuang Heng's headquarters, and Dazhi is almost Zhuang Heng's assistant, so he is usually very busy. , There are also certain rules for reporting work, and it is rare to ask for a connection suddenly.

Zhuang Heng was a little nervous: [Is something going to happen?pick it up! ]

Seeing him sitting up straight suddenly, Xiao Lang asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng said: "It's Dazhi, he wants to connect with me."

While speaking, AI had already chosen to accept Zhuang Heng, and the two live broadcast rooms were immediately connected, and the audience could see two images at the same time. Dazhi's round face appeared in the camera, and at the same time, there was two cranes.

Zhuang Heng asked, "What happened?"

AI sharp-eyed: [Eh?Mrs. He seems to have two eggs under her stomach! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Dazhi looked towards Mrs. He: "Master, Mrs. He gave birth to two eggs just now. After all, Mrs. He has... a special status, so Dazhi came to report to Master..."

Zhuang Heng said sourly: "If you lay eggs, you will lay eggs. There is nothing to report."

The hen lays eggs every day without showing off...

Zhuang Heng's sourness was too obvious, and his mental activity was overheard by ai: [Why can't the hen show off?Cuckoo or something...]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Dazhi's expression seemed constipated: "Master, Mrs. He's eggs this time are the kind of eggs that can hatch..."

Zhuang Heng was stunned for a moment: "Oh, that egg's father is..."

There is no need for Dazhi to answer, Zhuang Heng has already seen Dan's father, isn't the one squatting next to Mrs. He the same crane that Mrs. He chased and beat?That crane was still a child's IQ when it first developed its intelligence, but now it seems to have matured, and it is feeding Mrs. Crane mouth to mouth, looking like a good father.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Audiences:! ! ! ? ? ?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Isn't this the Mrs. Crane who was entrusted by her younger brother back then?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] is also Mrs. He who Heng Heng almost cuckolded his younger brother. (dog head)

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Now the green hat is still for my younger brother. (dog head)

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Blue sky, green grassland

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahaha you are enough!Brother don't want to lose face?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Mrs. He has given birth, Heng Heng, when did you give birth!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha, does Heng Heng want to lose face?

The audience watched two live shows in a row, and the atmosphere became more and more exciting.

Zhuang Heng rubbed his stomach with resentment on his face: When are these two guys going to come out?It's been five months, right?

Seeing that his expression was not right, Xiao Lang hurriedly leaned over to touch him, and worriedly said: "What's wrong? But it's uncomfortable? Is the child making a fuss inside?"

Zhuang Heng shook his head, suddenly his expression changed, and he nodded again: "Damn it, my stomach hurts!"

Xiao Lang also changed his face, and hurriedly ordered the people outside to call the imperial doctor over.

Zhuang Heng's face wrinkled into a ball, and beads of sweat began to ooze out from his forehead. He grabbed his arm and murmured in pain: "My stomach hurts so badly...it hurts..."

Xiao Lang was so impatient, he urged to call the imperial doctor, and rubbed him carefully at the same time.

In the side hall next to it, there is an imperial doctor waiting for orders for a long time, and soon the imperial doctor rushed over, felt the pulse with his hand, and said in surprise: "This is about to give birth!"

Everyone was startled, the shovel in Zhu Yongmeng's hand almost fell on his feet, and the audience in the live broadcast room was also affected by the atmosphere, and became nervous for no reason.

The delivery room was already ready, Xiao Lang immediately picked up Zhuang Heng, lifted his feet and strode towards the delivery room.

Zhu Yongmeng was naturally also worried about his master, so he hurriedly dropped the shovel and prepared to turn off the fire. Zhuang Heng still keenly caught the movement in the severe pain, turned his head to look at him immediately, and shouted at Zhu Yong: "Don't stop cooking!"

Zhu Yongmeng was dumbfounded by his yelling: "How can cooking be as important as Master's childbirth? I'm going to guard the door!"

Zhuang Heng yelled again: "Don't turn off the fire! Continue!"

Zhu Yongmeng wanted to cry, but honestly picked up the shovel: "..."

As for Master, it’s just cooking a meal, don’t you need to work so hard?

The audience was also stunned by Zhuang Heng's yelling. It wasn't until Zhuang Heng was carried into the delivery room and saw a large group of imperial doctors cheering after them that everyone came back to their senses one after another.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Damn, this plot is a bit exciting!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I think Hengheng was stimulated and decided to give birth.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] So, this time, it should be really going to be born, right?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] So we are going to welcome the two youngest actors in the live broadcast room?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Think about the big watery eyes, think about the half-open smirking little mouth, ah, I'm going to be cut off, it must be cute!

Bullet screen [-]: [Hua Hua] hot search and pre-order!

It didn't take long for Zhuang Heng to enter, and a surprise voice sounded inside: "It's born, it's born!"

Audience: Fuck so fast?

Not long after, the ministers also rushed over, and the imperial doctor carefully carried out two swaddling babies under Xiao Lang's instruction.

Ai was also very excited. At first she didn't watch it because of her privacy, but now she stared at the baby in the arms of the two imperial doctors the whole time, and even gave a close-up shot: [Ah, ah, the master is born! ]

The audience looked at the two golden round eggs: ...

AI blows the rainbow fart crazy at the audience in the live broadcast room: [AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThis bling bling sheen!This flawless shape!This smooth and moist touch!How could there be such a cute little guy in the world!Ahhhh I'm so cute! ]

The audience looked at the subtitles at the bottom of the screen: ? ? ?

Who typed the subtitles?Which idiot got inside?envy!

but……

Hahahahahaha, Hengheng's egg-born human setup really didn't collapse at all!