Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

After saying this, Zhuang Heng stood up with great effort and shook the sleeves of his robe. A few feathers fell from the cuffs and the hem of his clothes. , at the same time chewing his words: "Get rich...that's a fancy way of saying it."

Zhuang Heng sat down again: "Brother Lang, do you know how King Qi recruited troops in that remote and remote place?"

The young man shook his head: "Before you told me, I didn't know that he was secretly amassing troops. If he wanted to be prosperous, he had to ensure that there was no shortage of food and grass, gold and silver. , perhaps both.”

Zhuang Heng's eyes widened in surprise, and he punched him in the chest with his backhand: "You can do it! You guessed it! You are a son of a small country, and you know a lot."

This action is normal for Zhuang Heng. It belongs to the relatively close interaction between friends. In the previous life, it meant "brother, you are so awesome". The old man used to do this, and no one dared to throw his fist at him, but Zhuang Heng was so weak now, this punch was light and soft, almost like tickling, just... very flirtatious.

The boy's ears turned red suddenly, his face was stiff and his muscles tensed.

Zhuang Heng didn't notice his strangeness, and said with emotion: "King Qi is so courageous! He spent a lot of money to hire old craftsmen who know how to make salt, and made a lot of money by selling salt in private. In addition, seafood is also a big income. , Although it won’t be stored for long, but he has a lot of salt, he marinates the seafood and makes it dry, and then transports it to other places or sells or gives it away, in exchange for a lot of benefits, oh yes, there are also pearls and corals..."

The young man's expression turned cold, and he interrupted him: "Do you think King Qi is courageous?"

Zhuang Heng was reviewing the plot of the original text, and casually replied: "Not only courageous, but also resourceful and strategic."

The boy's face became more and more gloomy, and he could drip water immediately: "Really?"

Zhuang Heng paused, noticing something was wrong with his voice, turned his head to look over, startled, at the same time couldn't help laughing, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Oh, I'll just say it casually, you are What kind of face, he wants to catch you, obviously he is not a good thing, then he is my enemy, from now on I will be at odds with him!"

juvenile:"……"

Zhuang Heng looked at his face a lot, and couldn't help screaming in his heart: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

ai reminded him: [In ancient times, 16 years old was no longer considered a child. ]

Zhuang Heng continued: [Such a good-looking brother, who wouldn't want to coax him. ]

ai: […]

The young man turned his head to stare at Zhuang Heng with burning eyes: "You know King Qi so well, did you ever stay with him before? You know him very well?"

Zhuang Heng was afraid that the child would be a fool, so he hurriedly said: "That's not true, I don't even know what he looks like, I figured out these things."

The young man refused to let go: "I remember you said that you are only considered the general trend of the world, not a trivial matter."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The young man stared at him intently, two clusters of flames hidden in the depths of his pupils.

Zhuang Heng's heart trembled, and he cleared his throat: "Well...it's not calculated, but heard. You also know that our red-crowned cranes will fly south in winter. Qi State is in the south, and most of my family group I have been to Crane City, I was weak and sick, I couldn’t fly, so I could only find a place to nest, and I almost died of freezing and starving several times, they looked at me pitifully, and they would tell me what they saw and heard when they came back..."

After exaggerating his tragic experience, Zhuang Heng saw the worry on the boy's face as he wished, and continued to say, "But that's all in the past. Ever since I started practicing, my body has been getting worse day by day. It's a good day, you don't have to worry about me. I said that King Qi's strength is just to know ourselves and the enemy. If he has salt, we will suppress his salt price. If he has seafood, we will compare with him who is fresher. There are pearls and corals, they are all things to please the nobles, we have potatoes and corn, we can win the hearts of the people."

The young man's expression changed slightly, and his mind turned away from King Qi: "How to suppress his salt price? How to compare with him? Potatoes, corn, do you have a lot?"

Zhuang Heng raised his finger and pointed to his head: "I'm not bragging. I'm full of resources and methods here. It's a pity that your country is dead. Now we don't have any land. Everything you say is fake. It's almost impossible to fight King Qi." Maybe, what I can do now is to help the people in the ruined capital improve their lives, but this is the territory of the emperor after all. If you open up other people’s granaries as soon as you come, it’s not certain whether you can get away with it. I think we’d better finish this job Run away with one vote, and occupy the mountain as king in another place..."

Listening to his chatter, ai reminded in a weak voice: [Master, I remember you said that you want to live the life of idle clouds and wild cranes...]

Zhuang Heng: [...Do you think my younger brother has the word 'ambition' written in his eyes?I think now... Raising a younger brother can't be poor, it's good to build infrastructure. ]

ai: [How did he become your younger brother? ]

Zhuang Heng: [I decided unilaterally. ]

ai: [But I don't think you can do infrastructure construction. ]

Zhuang Heng: [Don't be shocked!With my system added, there are so many agricultural products, what can't be done? ]

ai: [But you have no money. ]

Zhuang Heng: [………]

Seeing him staring blankly for a while without speaking, the young man frowned slightly: "Why?"

Zhuang Heng wiped his face and stood up with difficulty on his shoulders: "Brother Lang, it's really hard not to cook, please take me to the big stone, and I will treat the brothers to a good meal."

juvenile:"……"

Zhuang Heng took the carriage again to the gate of the government office where the rice was distributed. When the people saw him getting off the carriage, they all became excited and fanatical. The frenzy was also mixed with reverence and worship. At most, everyone threw their bodies on the ground and saluted, and they dared not rush forward directly to crowd people.

Zhuang Heng asked AI to start the live broadcast, and at the same time bought a slightly less bad advertising space with the small saplings accumulated some time ago. At this time, some people entered the live broadcast room, including new viewers and old fans.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ah ah, I finally waited!Why was there no live broadcast two days ago?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] What the hell is going on?Is it in the film and television city?So many extras!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahaha Every newcomer is very confused, don't be surprised, this is the personal characteristic of the anchor.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

After the screen-swiping shock...

Bullet screen n: [Huahua] The anchor is so immortal after wearing a wig!Considering an ad?Our store specializes in wigs, the quality is good!

Zhuang Heng asked ai quietly: [Can I accept commercials?How do you count the money? ]

ai: [Of course!When can you get rich just by tipping!The advertising fee platform and you get [-] cents. After Jinjiang extracts the commission, everything else will be transferred to your account. You can use it directly as the balance, or you can withdraw cash, but this is a food live broadcast, why don't we wait and see if there is any... ...]

Zhuang Heng interrupted him in high spirits: [Help me back to him quickly!catch!Take the money! ]

ai: […]

Under the fiery eyes of the believers, Zhuang Heng walked into the gate with a posture. Hearing that he was going to cook again, Ji Dashi and others happily ran over to help him.

There are still a lot of ingredients on the shelves of the fresh market in his system, but it is a problem to have no money to buy, so he has the cheek to borrow money from the young man. I don’t know if it is because of the reason that the young man was borrowed last time, he even took it with him. Several pieces of gold leaves, and he took them out neatly. Zhuang Heng played tricks all day long, knowing that the young man had doubts about him, but he was not afraid of boiling water if he didn't ask, and he didn't shy away from the young man when he bought things from the system. After recharging with a piece of gold leaf, a large pot of fresh lobster soon appeared in the carriage.

At this time, the lobster had already been carried in through the back door. Everyone gathered around to watch, and all backed away in fright. Ji Dashi thought he was bold, and curiously reached out to grab it. He was accidentally caught by the lobster, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter how he shook it. It hurt so much Woohoo screaming.

Zhuang Heng said: "Put your hands in the water quickly!"

Ji Dashi quickly followed suit, seeing that the lobster finally let go of his restraint, he fell to the ground with a sense of exhaustion for the rest of his life, pointed to the pot of living creatures crawling around and said: "This How did this shrimp grow so horribly? Can it really be eaten?"

Zhuang Heng nodded: "This is a lobster, which can be boiled and eaten like a crab."

The big furniture is a look of shock.

Zhuang Heng had long expected that they would have such a reaction. After all, lobster is a foreign species. The younger brother was born in aristocrats and had never seen or eaten it. It is even more impossible for these ordinary people to know him. He stretched out his hand and squeezed a lobster from the basin. Take out a brush from the system and show it to them: "You just need to clean it for me. I will make spicy lobster in a while, and I will keep it for you to eat for a year."

The five big, three rough, murderous men backed away one after another, and for the first time silently shed tears of fear in their hearts.

After processing a large pot of lobster, the good man burst into tears. Looking at his scarred hands, everyone said: I don’t want to eat this lobster!

Zhuang Heng took out all kinds of seasonings very calmly, put them on the fire, stir-fried and simmered, and after a while, the extremely rich aroma overflowed, and the men who had refused to eat it not long ago gathered around the pot, staring at the pot, sniffing their noses The bright red lobster is drooling.

The spicy lobster was finally ready, Zhuang Heng was so exhausted that he wanted to lie down immediately, but under the stimulation of his strong appetite, he held on tenaciously, reached out and picked up a lobster on the plate in front of him, peeled the shell and took the meat skillfully, Turning around, he handed the red and white, soft and fragrant lobster meat to the young man: "Try it."

The young man lowered his eyes, and his eyes fell directly on his white and slender fingers. The oil from the lobster meat slowly spread down along his fingers, and finally dripped onto the plate.

Zhuang Heng saw that he didn't answer for a long time, and said "Tsk", "It's really particular."

The boy came back to his senses and was about to pick it up when Zhuang Heng took the lobster back and put it in his mouth.

The boy with his mouth half open: "..."

Zhuang Heng wiped his hands, picked up the chopsticks and peeled one again, this time it was not brought to his mouth, but placed on the plate in front of him, and he added an explanation: "I haven't touched this with my hands, but it's clean. .”

The young man's eyes darkened, he picked up the chopsticks silently, and because of the excessive force, he pinched the lobster meat in one fell swoop.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I'm dying of laughing, my brother's eyes are so wronged.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] No way, my real name is diss anchor, what kind of skill is bullying my younger brother!Feed me if you have the ability!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Leave the younger brother to me. (Smile)

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha anchor!

Seeing the bullet screen, Zhuang Heng was stunned, and couldn't help turning his head to look at the boy.

The young man looked as usual, holding chopsticks in one hand and lobster in the other, following Zhuang Heng's example to peel the shell and take out the meat, and put it in his mouth to chew slowly. His movements were elegant and highly ornamental, just like usual.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

God is so wronged, where is the wronged!

Zhuang Heng watched everyone eating up half of the lobster in a hurry, said hello, turned off the live broadcast, washed his hands and got up to leave the table.

Seeing that he left without eating much, the young man was stunned, and hurriedly got up to chase after him: "Why don't you eat?"

Zhuang Heng scratched his body: "I'm too tired, my body is itchy, I'll go to the car and shake my clothes."

As a responsible and hygienic chef, he tied up his cuffs and trouser legs with rope before cooking, and now his clothes were full of hair. He went to the back door and boarded the carriage, untied the rope, shook Shaking hands and legs, sure enough, a lot of hair fell off.

The young man followed with a plate of lobster, jumped into the car and sat beside him: "You rest, I'll peel it for you."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Before Zhuang Heng could be moved, footsteps could be heard outside, the young man opened the curtain, and Xu Wu's voice sounded from outside the curtain: "My lord, the national teacher is here!"

Zhuang Heng was startled, and asked with his head: "National Teacher? Did you see clearly?"

Xu Wu said: "It's the national teacher, there is no one else who can fly in the sky except the national teacher."

The boy's hand holding the plate had bulging veins, squeezed his fingers, and put the plate down: "Got it."

Zhuang Heng hurriedly shouted to the coachman in front: "Drive quickly! Don't go east, bypass the palace, south gate, west gate, north gate, pick any one out of the city!"

"Go to the north gate, the north gate is close." The young man added, and said to Xu Wu, "Go and remind Ji Dashi to let them stay at home for the next few days and act cautiously."

Xu Wu answered "Yes" in a deep voice, jumped off the carriage and left.

The carriage turned around, walked down the alley and galloped towards the north city gate. Zhuang Heng was knocked so hard that the lobster he had just eaten was about to spit out. Although the young man looked sad and worried, he sat very still and even stretched out his hand. Pick up a lobster and peel it calmly.

Zhuang Heng admired a little: "Aren't you worried?"

The boy didn't lift his head: "What are you worried about?"

Zhuang Heng said: "Is the national teacher here to arrest you? I heard that the emperor not only likes to raise cranes, but also likes to raise male pets. Some male pets will die if they are raised. Although you are related to him by blood, but in the end the relationship is far away." far away, and he acts perversely, stupidly and absurdly, then..."

The boy stared at the shrimp in his hand for a moment, the smile flashed in his eyes, and he raised his head to look at him: "It doesn't matter, don't worry about it."

Zhuang Heng's eyes widened in surprise: "Aren't you worried? Could it be that he really wants to recognize you as a relative?"

The boy handed the shrimp meat to him: "That's not true."

Just as Zhuang Heng was about to pick it up, he remembered touching the fallen hair, stretched his hand halfway and then retracted it. After a moment of hesitation, the boy stuffed the shrimp meat directly into his mouth.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The boy looked blank, and continued to peel the shrimp: "Didn't you say that I have no land? If I go there and gain his trust and love, maybe he will seal me a piece of land."

Zhuang Heng's complexion changed slightly, he was so surprised that he almost choked on the lobster meat in his mouth: [What do you mean, little brother?Is that what I mean? ]

ai: [He didn't deny what you said about male pets, it should, it should mean that...]

Zhuang Heng: [Why did he want to degenerate himself? ! ]

ai: [No, I don't know... Could it be because you said that no one has land...]

Zhuang Heng: [What?Is this still my fault? ]

ai: [No, no, I'll just guess. ]

The boy looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng was furious: "Since you want to go, why hide?"

The young man said indifferently: "I borrowed troops to attack the city without authorization, and after I entered the city, I opened up the granary and took over the responsibility... I am afraid that the national teacher will blame me, so I hide and think of a way first."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The boy handed over the shrimp meat again, Zhuang Heng was so angry that his heart, liver and lungs hurt, he turned his head and sat next to him, and said bluntly: "I won't eat it, my body is itchy, I can't eat it."

Originally, I said it casually, but I didn't expect that my body would really itch. Zhuang Heng was unhappy written from head to toe. He frowned and straightened up and scratched his back with his backhand. He was so tall, he had to bend over and bow his head. No matter how much he shook in such a posture, he couldn't shake the hair off his back. He wanted to put his hands under his clothes again, but this time he was wearing a long robe, not a modern shirt. Or T-shirts, there is nowhere to start, and if you want to take them off and shake, you have to take them off, which is inconvenient.

Ai said distressedly: [Hair loss is really troublesome and painful. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

The boy wiped his hands with a handkerchief: "I'll show you."

Zhuang Heng held his breath in his heart: "No need."

Seeing him struggling, the young man stretched out his hand and pulled him to sit down without hesitation: "Turn around, I'll show you."

Zhuang Heng glanced at him angrily, and wanted to hold on a little longer, but the feather on his back was too stubborn, and he would collapse if he didn't get it out. In the end, he couldn't help it. He turned around helplessly, loosened his clothes and lowered his head , said in a muffled voice, "It's a little below the left shoulder blade."

The young man leaned over and brushed back his long hair, revealing a piece of porcelain white that dazzled the eye, his slender neck leaned forward in a beautiful line, and the shadow formed by the gully between his shoulder blades sank into the skirt of his clothes.

Zhuang Heng waited for a while, then turned his head and asked, "Did you see it?"

The boy said in a low voice: "No."

Zhuang Heng was so itchy that he couldn't bear it, his shoulders moved, and the fabric made a rustling sound. He didn't notice the hoarseness in the young man's voice, so he simply tore open the front of his clothes a little more, and drooped the back, anxiously Said: "Hurry up, it's too itchy, have you found it? It's not hair, is it hard to find?"

The young man pulled down the back of his clothes with one hand, and reached out with the other hand to pinch the troublesome feather: "It's hard to find, it's all white."

Zhuang Heng was stunned.

The young man's hand holding the feather trembled slightly with the bumps of the carriage, and his fingers lightly touched his back, as if away from him.

Zhuang Heng couldn't tell whether it was the feathers or something else for a moment, he just felt itchy and moved his back hastily.

The young man came back to his senses, took out the feathers, pushed Zhuang Heng's clothes up with the other hand, looked away as usual, only his breath was slightly hot.

The author has something to say: He He: I want to engage in infrastructure construction.

ai: No, you don't want to.

Hehe: I want to raise a beautiful younger brother.

Boy: No, you don't want to.

Hehe: I want to have sex with my handsome younger brother.

Audience: Yes.