Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The carriage went out of the city smoothly, detoured from the north gate to the east, and drove all the way, and finally stopped at the gate of a farmyard not far from the official road. Zhuang Heng lifted the curtain and looked out. This is the entrance of a village. The farmyard in front of him Surrounded by rickety fences and fences, the gates and courtyards are open in all directions, and there is no sound of people. It looks like an abandoned house that no one lives in.

The young man jumped off the carriage, turned around and stretched out his hand to Zhuang Heng: "Let's hide here for a while."

The coachman had already gone into the yard to tidy up. Zhuang Heng took advantage of his strength to jump out of the carriage, looked around, and felt uneasy: "This place is too close to the official road, and it's not far from the city gate. I couldn’t find us around the city, so I decided to come out to find us, if we happen to be in this direction again, will we be easily exposed?”

The young man said: "It doesn't matter, the most dangerous place is the safest place, besides, sooner or later I will go with the national teacher."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The boy looked at his rarely stinky face, and changed the subject: "What's for dinner tonight?"

Zhuang Heng almost said "eat you, uncle", but seeing the youthful face of the young man, and suppressing the inexplicable anger, he thought that he was still young, and if his three views were crooked, he might be able to work hard Just coming over, with this in mind, he adjusted his mood and walked into the yard: "What do you want to eat? You can talk about it. If you don't tell me, I'll do it casually."

The coachman cleaned up the house briefly, made room for them to stay, and went out to look for dry firewood nearby. There were only two people left in the dilapidated and cramped house.

The boy saw two wooden blocks in the corner, so he walked over and sat down. The wall behind him was covered with cobwebs, and the low table in front of him was crumbling. However, in such a desolate environment, he still couldn't hide his dignity. Zhuang Heng glanced at him, and he swept the other wooden pier with his sleeves: "Come and sit."

Zhuang Heng walked over and sat down beside him, seeing that the corners of his mouth were a little chapped, and remembering that he hadn't even drank a sip of water, he bought two bottles of yogurt from the system and handed one of them to him: "Try it , which is similar to the yogurt last time, with a slightly different taste, with fruit pieces added."

The young man was already very familiar with the bottle cap. He took it and twisted it off skillfully. He brought it to his mouth and raised his jaw slightly. Before he could swallow the yogurt, he suddenly felt a severe dizziness, and at the same time, his stomach was churning. I spit out all the yogurt I didn't have time to swallow.

"puff--"

Zhuang Heng was startled: "What's wrong? Has it expired?"

The boy didn't make a sound, his half-raised hand suddenly seemed to be scalded by a fire, and he shrank suddenly. The yogurt bottle rolled to the ground, and the yogurt spilled out. pain.

Zhuang Heng was stunned by this sudden change, and the yogurt bottle in his hand rolled to the ground. He squatted down and looked at the young man closely: "What's wrong? Your reaction doesn't look like you drank expired yogurt!"

The young man grabbed his wrist violently, gasped and murmured in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, it's the national teacher... looking for me, I'll get over it... it'll be fine..."

Zhuang Heng suddenly panicked: "What? Is the national teacher so powerful? What did he do to you? How are you going to survive? How do you feel now? Where is it uncomfortable?"

The young man wanted to roll on the ground, but his eyes fell on Zhuang Heng's face, and he held back. He grabbed Zhuang Heng's wrist, and the cool touch was as comfortable as ice for him at this moment. He greedily He stretched out another hand, his palm tightly pressed against Zhuang Heng's arm, and murmured in a trembling voice, "It's very hot...he's forcing me to tell me where I'm hiding..."

Zhuang Heng has never seen the young man like this, and he doesn't remember how the original text described the ability of the national teacher. He was sweating profusely in panic, and quickly touched the young man's forehead with his free hand, anxiously and puzzled. : "Not hot..."

The young man saw that his hand was about to be withdrawn, so he hurriedly chased it and stuck it. Because the wooden pier under him was not stable, he leaned forward and lost his center of gravity, and rushed straight towards Zhuang Heng, and fell to the ground under Zhuang Heng.

Fortunately, the ground beneath him was pure mud, so Zhuang Heng didn't feel much pain from the fall, but he was a little dazed. He noticed that the young man was greedy for coolness, so he let him hold it with one hand, and touched his face with the other: " How is it? Do you feel better?"

The boy frowned and nodded.

Zhuang Heng suddenly remembered that there was a well in the yard, so he stretched out his hand to push the young man, but the young man clung to him, and even pressed his face directly to his face, Zhuang Heng said anxiously: "This is a drop in the bucket, it won't work, you Get out of the way, I'll get you some water."

The boy's eyes were always clear, and he didn't lose his mind because of the pain. He took a deep breath and let go of Zhuang Heng, turned over and lay on the ground. Zhuang Heng quickly got up and rushed to the yard to fetch water.

There was a tank in the kitchen. Zhuang Heng shook it around by the well, his clothes were sweaty, and he finally filled half the tank with water. He ran into the room to help the boy up, put one arm on his shoulder, and dragged The man ran into the kitchen and threw him into the tank with great effort.

The water splashed everywhere, the young man closed his eyes, and the water droplets rolled down his face. Although he was embarrassed, his face softened at a speed visible to the naked eye. Zhuang Heng lay down on the side of the water tank and stared at him: "Is it better?"

The young man opened his eyes, with a burning pain in his throat: "It can be relieved for a while."

Zhuang Heng said: "Why is it only for a while, you have been soaking!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, the water in the tank started to bubble, and it looked like the water was about to boil. Zhuang Heng was startled again, reached in to touch it, and was so hot that he yelled, "Damn it!"

The boy's face became painful again.

Seeing that the bubbles in the water were getting bigger and bigger, Zhuang Heng quickly helped the boy out: "It's too evil! What kind of evil spell is this!"

The young man lowered his head and leaned on him, put his face against his, rubbed it greedily, and said in a low voice: "The national teacher's cultivation is fire."

Zhuang Heng felt the heat on his body at this moment, and said anxiously: "He forced you to tell me where you hid, so just tell me, and if you tell him, he won't roast you again, right? Right? "

The boy said: "Yes."

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he wanted to hit him: "Then you said it!"

The boy shook his head: "No, wait a little longer."

Zhuang Heng asked: "What are you waiting for?"

The boy was silent.

Zhuang Heng didn't know if he was in too much pain to speak, or if he just didn't want to speak. When he was flustered, he suddenly remembered his own system, and hurriedly asked ai: [I don't want to buy refrigerated items, so I just take them out and have a look. no? ]

AI was also in a panic: [It seems...it seems to be possible. ]

Zhuang Heng was overjoyed: [Hurry up, take out everything for me, as long as it is refrigerated! ]

ai hurriedly followed suit, and four or five pieces of frozen chicken breasts fell from the sky in an instant.

Zhuang Heng quickly picked up a piece of chicken breast from the ground, pulled the boy's skirt and stuffed it in: "Is it better?"

Boy: "...um."

Zhuang Heng quickly picked up the rest, and quickly stuffed another piece into the boy's back, one piece into each of the two sleeves, and the remaining piece stuck to the boy's forehead with a "slap".

juvenile:"……"

Zhuang Heng was so anxious that he forgot to switch the way of speaking, instead of communicating with his mind, he yelled directly: "Two more dollars! I want legs too!"

ai: […]

Two more pieces of meat fell from the sky, this time neatly cut beef.

juvenile:"……"

Zhuang Heng couldn't care about anything else, lifted the hem of the young man's robe, squatted down and stuffed the beef in from the bottom of his trousers and pushed it up: "Why don't you sit and stretch your legs forward so that the beef won't fall off easily!"

juvenile:"……"

Although this method is inelegant, it is indeed more effective than soaking in water, but the degree of usefulness is also limited. After a while, the coldness of the meat disappeared. Zhuang Heng quickly took out the meat and asked AI to replace it for him.

After tossing and tossing like this for countless times, AI suddenly exclaimed: [Master, you haven't checked today's big gift package yet!The system sent you a refrigerator! ]

Zhuang Heng: [! ! ! ]

Seeing that Zhuang Heng's expression was wrong, the young man seemed to be in ecstasy, couldn't help distracting himself from the pain, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng took a deep breath and shouted, "Quick! Get the refrigerator out!"

The author has something to say: National Teacher: My fire root is very strong.

Hehe: My refrigerator is also very strong.

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I'm sorry, I'm going to school with my baby today for June [-]st. The update is a little shorter, and I will try to make more compensation tomorrow~

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