Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king
Chapter 35 The Absurd Edict
Master Zuo Zai looked very angry, he took off a shoe tremblingly while holding the pillar beside him, held the shoe high and rushed over to hit Xiao Lang, Xiao Lang hurriedly hid behind the national teacher, but the national teacher did not defend , instead moved a few steps to the side, and said earnestly: "It's really wrong to be so nonsense."
Xiao Lang had no choice but to hide in another place. Zuo Zai scolded and chased after him with his robe and shoes up. Mrs. He who jumped up the steps also spread her wings and ran around to join in the fun. The guards and palace people around were afraid of Zuo Zai. The adults knocked and fell, and ran around with them, and the gate of the main hall was flying around, making a mess.
The national teacher looked on coldly, with an uncertain expression on his face. He glanced at his confidant standing in the corner, and the confidant immediately stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "What is the national teacher's order?"
The national teacher said in a deep voice: "Let Qi An come up."
Qi An was brought over by the national teacher, and he was standing not far from the steps at the moment. His confidant went over to call him, and he hurriedly adjusted his clothes and ran up. !"
The national teacher looked at the commotion not far away, and said in a deep voice: "I will recommend you to the emperor in a while, and you will wait here."
Qi An followed his gaze, feeling a little apprehensive: "Master Zuo Zai is here, will there be any changes in this matter?"
The national teacher said: "No, the emperor never likes Zuo Zai to control you too much. No matter how famous Zuo Zai is, he can't seriously offend you. Besides, even if Zuo Zai stops you, I have a way to keep you."
Qi An showed joy: "Thank you for the important use of the national teacher!"
The national teacher nodded slightly: "From now on, you will have the final say on everything in the abandoned capital. You should keep an eye on it. If there is no abnormality, it will be the best. If there is any abnormality, please report to me in time."
Qi An looked serious, and said solemnly: "National Teacher, don't worry! No one can think badly about the National Teacher!"
Neither can the emperor!
Qi An is the confidant of the National Teacher, and even a fanatical believer of the National Teacher. In his eyes, the National Teacher is too big, and any situation that is unfavorable to the National Teacher should not exist. Not long ago, someone secretly sent a message to the National Teacher It is said that the emperor secretly recruited troops in the abandoned capital, and the purpose was to deal with the national teacher. The national teacher did not fully believe in this matter. First, the emperor could not play tricks under the national teacher's nose. Second, the national teacher's magic power is all-powerful, and there are thousands of troops. There is nothing to be afraid of, besides, the Son of Heaven usually stays in the capital city, if he really does something secretly, there will always be clues to follow in the capital city, but not long ago, the national teacher turned the capital city upside down and found nothing.
If the Son of Heaven didn’t stockpile troops, it means that the person who sent the news secretly had ulterior motives. No matter whether the Imperial Teacher doubted the Emperor or the person, he had to find out to be at ease. Since the news mentioned the abandoned capital, the Imperial Advisor brought Qi’an here Come, I plan to completely take the waste into my own hands.
The national teacher said again: "The emperor has given the waste capital to Mrs. He. From now on, whether you are cautious in your words and deeds or reckless, only Mrs. He can't move, you must serve her well, otherwise the emperor will It is possible to convict and kill you."
No one knows the absurdity of the Son of Heaven, Qi An was not surprised, he hurriedly agreed respectfully: "National Teacher, please rest assured."
Master Zuo Zai over there was already out of breath from exhaustion, Xiao Lang took the opportunity to escape from under the soles of his shoes, ran to the National Teacher, his eyes fell on Qi An, and he asked doubtfully, "Who is this?"
The national teacher glanced at Zuo Zai, who was supported by others: "This man's surname is Qi, his name is An, he is capable of both literature and martial arts, and quite talented. I will bring him here to show you. If you are satisfied, you can abolish the capital." Let him take care of it."
Qi An hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down to salute.
Xiao Lang asked him to get up, he didn't ask him about his family background, and didn't ask him about his knowledge of martial arts, he said, "Do you know how to raise cranes?"
Qi An: "...Understood."
Xiao Lang nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, that's great! From now on, you will be the general defending the city!"
Qi An: "..."
Master Zuo Zai walked over panting, blushing and cursing thickly, "It's unreasonable! This is the Western Capital, the source of the dynasty's 500-year foundation, how can it be treated like a joke!"
Xiao Lang was dissatisfied and said: "The abandoned capital is the abandoned capital. What about the western capital? It is obviously not wanted by the ancestors. What if I reward it to my wife?"
Zuo Zai pointed at him "you you you" for a while, then picked up his shoes again to greet him.
The national teacher hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a smile: "Master Zuo Zai, please calm down. You must take care of your health. It's just a reward for a bird. The bird can understand nothing but eating and drinking. The emperor has made up his mind, and we are ministers." Rather than engage in unnecessary disputes, it is better to find a way to make up for it, such as choosing a suitable person to assist Mrs. He wholeheartedly and manage this land well."
Zuo Zai calmed down and put his shoes on again: "The national teacher is right."
The national teacher called Qi An to him: "Master Zuo Zai, this..."
Zuo Zai didn't seem to notice the people around him, and while lowering his head to take something out of his pocket, he interrupted his words: "How can such a big city be ruined by a bird? Fortunately, I was prepared for this. Get someone to put up a notice."
The national teacher smiled slightly: "What notice? Can you show me?"
"Of course I want to show you." Zuo Zai said and handed the notice to him.
The national teacher took it over to look at it, and the frozen smile on his face gradually became unbearable. According to Xiao Lang's intention, the notice stated: The entire city and the villages with a radius of a hundred miles will be given to Mrs. He, and all the rice, grain, cloth and silk handed in by the people will be given to Mrs. He Everything, how to distribute it is all up to Mrs. He.This is almost the treatment of the vassal states. Whoever can assist Mrs. He will get the whole fiefdom.
However, Zuo Zai has already arranged candidates in advance...
He looked at Zuo Zai, then at Xiao Lang: "Ji Dashi? I have vaguely heard of this person, but I don't know where he came from?"
Zuo Zai said: "An ordinary person, I heard that he is quite prestigious in the city, and he is also loyal and capable. This time Dai Guo attacked the city, and his people cooperated with each other to wipe out the forces led by Commander Ye. Afterwards, he opened a warehouse to release grain. Minxin, I think it would be nice for him to be a general defending the city."
Xiao Lang showed displeasure: "So Zuo Zai recognized Ji Dashi? Huh, it seems that you have planned everything a long time ago. I said how dare he open the granary in front of me. It turns out that someone backed him up and encouraged him." .He divided all my wife's food, what will my wife eat here in the future? No! You can't let him be a general!"
He said and pushed the notice to the national teacher: "Look at the national teacher, Ji Dashi, his name sounds vulgar. I have seen this person every day recently. He is stupid and brave, and his brain is not bright. In my opinion, I should hand it over to Qi An for comparison." it is good."
The national teacher glanced at Xiao Lang, and the suspicion in his heart that hadn't had time to rise slowly disappeared.
Zuo Zai snorted coldly: "If you can't do it, you have to do it, this matter is settled like this, come here, go and make a notice..."
A ball of flame suddenly rose from the palm of the national teacher, and quickly burned the notice to ashes. Zuo Zai stared at the ball of ashes, and suddenly got stuck in his unfinished sentence.
The national teacher apologized and said: "Just now, the spiritual power in the body suddenly caused trouble. Please forgive me, Mr. Zuo Zai, but although Mr. Zuo Zai is well-intentioned, he can't do it for him. Is there any king in the world? Who should take over this place? Let's listen. God's."
Xiao Lang immediately echoed: "Yes, I think Qi An is very suitable!"
Zuo Zai lowered his eyes and sighed, took out something from his bosom, spread it out in front of everyone, the national teacher looked sideways, and changed his face again: "The former king's edict? You...how did you have this thing?"
Zuo Zai held the late king's edict high above his head, and knelt tremblingly in front of Xiao Lang: "Unless it is absolutely necessary, the old minister will not take this thing out. Seeing the edict is like seeing the late king. Does the emperor want to go his own way?"
Xiao Lang took the edict and looked it over and over again, as if he was trying to discern the authenticity, and finally threw it back to Zuo Zai with a displeased face, and nodded in displeasure: "Okay, okay, take the former king to suppress me, isn't he the general who defends the city?" , I promise you! You have to tell him to defend the city well, if there is a slight mistake, I will take him as a question!"
Zuo Zai responded respectfully, and then looked at the national teacher: "Does the national teacher have any objections?"
The national teacher lowered his eyes, gritted his teeth secretly, nodded and smiled: "Of course there is no objection."
Xiao Lang seemed to think of something, and suddenly showed joy: "By the way, the notice has been burned, and there is no seal here, it seems that Zuo Zai has to go back to the capital to write a new copy, anyway, all government affairs will be handed over to Zuo Zai when I am not in the capital." Zai Cuisine, Zuo Zai can write more pictures, but it will take a hard trip."
"It's okay." Zuo Zai reached into his sleeve and took out another notice, "Fortunately, I prepared an extra notice."
The smile on Xiao Lang's face froze.
Zuo Zai changed one sleeve, and took out another edict.
National Division:"……"
Zuo Zai called his confidant to him: "Paste the notice outside, and then go to Ji Dashi's house to issue an edict to let him take office immediately."
Qi An, who was standing by the side, was completely dumbfounded. He looked at the national teacher at a loss, and the national teacher looked at Xiao Lang again. Xiao Lang hurriedly said: "Ji Dashi doesn't even know a few words, he is just a rough person, why don't you let Qi An As a lieutenant general, I will be able to complement him in the future.”
Qi An looked at Zuo Zai nervously.
Zuo Zai seemed to have noticed Qi An just now, looked at him with wide eyes for a moment, stroked his beard and nodded, and took a step back to make a compromise: "Yes, let him be a lieutenant general."
Qi An breathed a sigh of relief, for a moment he didn't know whether to be happy or worried.
This matter has come to an end, but the expression on Xiao Lang's face was not very happy, he looked around: "Where is my wife?"
Zuo Zai said unhappily: "The whole city belongs to Madam, she can go wherever she likes."
Xiao Lang said: "How can this be done? Madam has something in her stomach, so don't run around, arrange someone to take good care of her!"
Zuo Zai was shocked: "What? What happened?"
Even the national teacher had a strange expression on his face.
Xiao Lang's expression took it for granted: "Of course I have my seed, otherwise I would have rewarded her with such a large piece of land? Where is Madam? Where has Madam gone?"
Zuo Zai's chest began to rise and fall violently: "Your seed? Your... what does this mean? How could..."
Xiao Lang blinked: "I spoiled it before I came out."
Zuo Zai was in a trance, staring at him in disbelief, his nose "wheezing" for a while, and he roared angrily: "How absurd! You are going to perish!"
As he spoke, he took off his shoes again and threw them towards Xiao Lang forcefully.
The author has something to say: Hehe: I was scared, I slipped away.
There is no scene of Hehe today, I will try to update the chapter later (maybe in the middle of the night), but I don’t make any guarantees, it may be too sleepy, and I may not be able to update it. _(:3∠)_
Xiao Lang had no choice but to hide in another place. Zuo Zai scolded and chased after him with his robe and shoes up. Mrs. He who jumped up the steps also spread her wings and ran around to join in the fun. The guards and palace people around were afraid of Zuo Zai. The adults knocked and fell, and ran around with them, and the gate of the main hall was flying around, making a mess.
The national teacher looked on coldly, with an uncertain expression on his face. He glanced at his confidant standing in the corner, and the confidant immediately stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "What is the national teacher's order?"
The national teacher said in a deep voice: "Let Qi An come up."
Qi An was brought over by the national teacher, and he was standing not far from the steps at the moment. His confidant went over to call him, and he hurriedly adjusted his clothes and ran up. !"
The national teacher looked at the commotion not far away, and said in a deep voice: "I will recommend you to the emperor in a while, and you will wait here."
Qi An followed his gaze, feeling a little apprehensive: "Master Zuo Zai is here, will there be any changes in this matter?"
The national teacher said: "No, the emperor never likes Zuo Zai to control you too much. No matter how famous Zuo Zai is, he can't seriously offend you. Besides, even if Zuo Zai stops you, I have a way to keep you."
Qi An showed joy: "Thank you for the important use of the national teacher!"
The national teacher nodded slightly: "From now on, you will have the final say on everything in the abandoned capital. You should keep an eye on it. If there is no abnormality, it will be the best. If there is any abnormality, please report to me in time."
Qi An looked serious, and said solemnly: "National Teacher, don't worry! No one can think badly about the National Teacher!"
Neither can the emperor!
Qi An is the confidant of the National Teacher, and even a fanatical believer of the National Teacher. In his eyes, the National Teacher is too big, and any situation that is unfavorable to the National Teacher should not exist. Not long ago, someone secretly sent a message to the National Teacher It is said that the emperor secretly recruited troops in the abandoned capital, and the purpose was to deal with the national teacher. The national teacher did not fully believe in this matter. First, the emperor could not play tricks under the national teacher's nose. Second, the national teacher's magic power is all-powerful, and there are thousands of troops. There is nothing to be afraid of, besides, the Son of Heaven usually stays in the capital city, if he really does something secretly, there will always be clues to follow in the capital city, but not long ago, the national teacher turned the capital city upside down and found nothing.
If the Son of Heaven didn’t stockpile troops, it means that the person who sent the news secretly had ulterior motives. No matter whether the Imperial Teacher doubted the Emperor or the person, he had to find out to be at ease. Since the news mentioned the abandoned capital, the Imperial Advisor brought Qi’an here Come, I plan to completely take the waste into my own hands.
The national teacher said again: "The emperor has given the waste capital to Mrs. He. From now on, whether you are cautious in your words and deeds or reckless, only Mrs. He can't move, you must serve her well, otherwise the emperor will It is possible to convict and kill you."
No one knows the absurdity of the Son of Heaven, Qi An was not surprised, he hurriedly agreed respectfully: "National Teacher, please rest assured."
Master Zuo Zai over there was already out of breath from exhaustion, Xiao Lang took the opportunity to escape from under the soles of his shoes, ran to the National Teacher, his eyes fell on Qi An, and he asked doubtfully, "Who is this?"
The national teacher glanced at Zuo Zai, who was supported by others: "This man's surname is Qi, his name is An, he is capable of both literature and martial arts, and quite talented. I will bring him here to show you. If you are satisfied, you can abolish the capital." Let him take care of it."
Qi An hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down to salute.
Xiao Lang asked him to get up, he didn't ask him about his family background, and didn't ask him about his knowledge of martial arts, he said, "Do you know how to raise cranes?"
Qi An: "...Understood."
Xiao Lang nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, that's great! From now on, you will be the general defending the city!"
Qi An: "..."
Master Zuo Zai walked over panting, blushing and cursing thickly, "It's unreasonable! This is the Western Capital, the source of the dynasty's 500-year foundation, how can it be treated like a joke!"
Xiao Lang was dissatisfied and said: "The abandoned capital is the abandoned capital. What about the western capital? It is obviously not wanted by the ancestors. What if I reward it to my wife?"
Zuo Zai pointed at him "you you you" for a while, then picked up his shoes again to greet him.
The national teacher hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a smile: "Master Zuo Zai, please calm down. You must take care of your health. It's just a reward for a bird. The bird can understand nothing but eating and drinking. The emperor has made up his mind, and we are ministers." Rather than engage in unnecessary disputes, it is better to find a way to make up for it, such as choosing a suitable person to assist Mrs. He wholeheartedly and manage this land well."
Zuo Zai calmed down and put his shoes on again: "The national teacher is right."
The national teacher called Qi An to him: "Master Zuo Zai, this..."
Zuo Zai didn't seem to notice the people around him, and while lowering his head to take something out of his pocket, he interrupted his words: "How can such a big city be ruined by a bird? Fortunately, I was prepared for this. Get someone to put up a notice."
The national teacher smiled slightly: "What notice? Can you show me?"
"Of course I want to show you." Zuo Zai said and handed the notice to him.
The national teacher took it over to look at it, and the frozen smile on his face gradually became unbearable. According to Xiao Lang's intention, the notice stated: The entire city and the villages with a radius of a hundred miles will be given to Mrs. He, and all the rice, grain, cloth and silk handed in by the people will be given to Mrs. He Everything, how to distribute it is all up to Mrs. He.This is almost the treatment of the vassal states. Whoever can assist Mrs. He will get the whole fiefdom.
However, Zuo Zai has already arranged candidates in advance...
He looked at Zuo Zai, then at Xiao Lang: "Ji Dashi? I have vaguely heard of this person, but I don't know where he came from?"
Zuo Zai said: "An ordinary person, I heard that he is quite prestigious in the city, and he is also loyal and capable. This time Dai Guo attacked the city, and his people cooperated with each other to wipe out the forces led by Commander Ye. Afterwards, he opened a warehouse to release grain. Minxin, I think it would be nice for him to be a general defending the city."
Xiao Lang showed displeasure: "So Zuo Zai recognized Ji Dashi? Huh, it seems that you have planned everything a long time ago. I said how dare he open the granary in front of me. It turns out that someone backed him up and encouraged him." .He divided all my wife's food, what will my wife eat here in the future? No! You can't let him be a general!"
He said and pushed the notice to the national teacher: "Look at the national teacher, Ji Dashi, his name sounds vulgar. I have seen this person every day recently. He is stupid and brave, and his brain is not bright. In my opinion, I should hand it over to Qi An for comparison." it is good."
The national teacher glanced at Xiao Lang, and the suspicion in his heart that hadn't had time to rise slowly disappeared.
Zuo Zai snorted coldly: "If you can't do it, you have to do it, this matter is settled like this, come here, go and make a notice..."
A ball of flame suddenly rose from the palm of the national teacher, and quickly burned the notice to ashes. Zuo Zai stared at the ball of ashes, and suddenly got stuck in his unfinished sentence.
The national teacher apologized and said: "Just now, the spiritual power in the body suddenly caused trouble. Please forgive me, Mr. Zuo Zai, but although Mr. Zuo Zai is well-intentioned, he can't do it for him. Is there any king in the world? Who should take over this place? Let's listen. God's."
Xiao Lang immediately echoed: "Yes, I think Qi An is very suitable!"
Zuo Zai lowered his eyes and sighed, took out something from his bosom, spread it out in front of everyone, the national teacher looked sideways, and changed his face again: "The former king's edict? You...how did you have this thing?"
Zuo Zai held the late king's edict high above his head, and knelt tremblingly in front of Xiao Lang: "Unless it is absolutely necessary, the old minister will not take this thing out. Seeing the edict is like seeing the late king. Does the emperor want to go his own way?"
Xiao Lang took the edict and looked it over and over again, as if he was trying to discern the authenticity, and finally threw it back to Zuo Zai with a displeased face, and nodded in displeasure: "Okay, okay, take the former king to suppress me, isn't he the general who defends the city?" , I promise you! You have to tell him to defend the city well, if there is a slight mistake, I will take him as a question!"
Zuo Zai responded respectfully, and then looked at the national teacher: "Does the national teacher have any objections?"
The national teacher lowered his eyes, gritted his teeth secretly, nodded and smiled: "Of course there is no objection."
Xiao Lang seemed to think of something, and suddenly showed joy: "By the way, the notice has been burned, and there is no seal here, it seems that Zuo Zai has to go back to the capital to write a new copy, anyway, all government affairs will be handed over to Zuo Zai when I am not in the capital." Zai Cuisine, Zuo Zai can write more pictures, but it will take a hard trip."
"It's okay." Zuo Zai reached into his sleeve and took out another notice, "Fortunately, I prepared an extra notice."
The smile on Xiao Lang's face froze.
Zuo Zai changed one sleeve, and took out another edict.
National Division:"……"
Zuo Zai called his confidant to him: "Paste the notice outside, and then go to Ji Dashi's house to issue an edict to let him take office immediately."
Qi An, who was standing by the side, was completely dumbfounded. He looked at the national teacher at a loss, and the national teacher looked at Xiao Lang again. Xiao Lang hurriedly said: "Ji Dashi doesn't even know a few words, he is just a rough person, why don't you let Qi An As a lieutenant general, I will be able to complement him in the future.”
Qi An looked at Zuo Zai nervously.
Zuo Zai seemed to have noticed Qi An just now, looked at him with wide eyes for a moment, stroked his beard and nodded, and took a step back to make a compromise: "Yes, let him be a lieutenant general."
Qi An breathed a sigh of relief, for a moment he didn't know whether to be happy or worried.
This matter has come to an end, but the expression on Xiao Lang's face was not very happy, he looked around: "Where is my wife?"
Zuo Zai said unhappily: "The whole city belongs to Madam, she can go wherever she likes."
Xiao Lang said: "How can this be done? Madam has something in her stomach, so don't run around, arrange someone to take good care of her!"
Zuo Zai was shocked: "What? What happened?"
Even the national teacher had a strange expression on his face.
Xiao Lang's expression took it for granted: "Of course I have my seed, otherwise I would have rewarded her with such a large piece of land? Where is Madam? Where has Madam gone?"
Zuo Zai's chest began to rise and fall violently: "Your seed? Your... what does this mean? How could..."
Xiao Lang blinked: "I spoiled it before I came out."
Zuo Zai was in a trance, staring at him in disbelief, his nose "wheezing" for a while, and he roared angrily: "How absurd! You are going to perish!"
As he spoke, he took off his shoes again and threw them towards Xiao Lang forcefully.
The author has something to say: Hehe: I was scared, I slipped away.
There is no scene of Hehe today, I will try to update the chapter later (maybe in the middle of the night), but I don’t make any guarantees, it may be too sleepy, and I may not be able to update it. _(:3∠)_
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