Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zuo Zai continued to chase, Xiao Lang continued to flee, the monarch and his subjects ran farther and farther until they slowed down in an open and secluded place, Xiao Lang shouted a few words "National Teacher, save me", and immediately lowered his voice and asked: "Where are those weapons?" Did it pass smoothly? Has the secret door been discovered by the national teacher?"

Zuo Zai cursed a few times loudly, and quickly lowered his voice: "It has been transported, and the door has been closed long ago, and the national teacher has never found out."

Xiao Lang felt relieved, and suddenly said: "I want to kill King Qi, Zuo Zai will help me think of a way, should I send someone to assassinate him directly, or lure him to the capital to do it again?"

"Kill King Qi?" Zuo Zai was taken aback. He obviously didn't expect that King Qi, who had always had no sense of existence, would be taken seriously by Xiao Lang. Have you done something outrageous?"

Xiao Lang nodded: "King Qi has been plotting secretly, wanting to kill me and take his place. If I don't kill him in time, there will be endless troubles in the future."

Zuo Zai's expression sank, and he pondered: "King Qi's rebellion has not yet shown signs of rebellion. Killing him directly may be contrary to public opinion. This matter can only be done quietly. If you send someone to assassinate, you are not familiar with the place, so it is very difficult to succeed, and it is extremely difficult. It is possible to scare the enemy, and it is feasible to trick him to come here, but he may not be obediently obedient, and this matter needs to be carefully planned."

The two monarchs and ministers whispered a few words, and when the point was reached, Xiao Lang was driven back to the national teacher's side, grabbing the national teacher's sleeve to hide from left to right, the Dazai was so tired that he was out of breath, and cursed He rolled his eyes after the sentence, fell to the ground and passed out, and the entrance of the main hall suddenly became a mess.

At this moment outside the palace gate, Zhuang Heng wandered back and forth for a long time, suddenly saw a corner of the palace gate open, and a few people came out from inside, he was shocked, but those people came out one after another, he still didn't see Xiao Lang's figure, The heart that had been hanging for a long time was raised again.

After the few people came out, they walked to a crowded place, and pasted the notice in their hands on the wall. Soon, many people ran over to watch. Zhuang Heng waited for the few people to leave before stepping forward, and stood on the periphery to watch from a distance. , The words on the notice are very large, and he can read them clearly, but... he doesn't understand a single word.

Zhuang Heng was shocked: [What's going on?Why can't I read the words on the notice alone, but still can't read them together?Can't I speak aboriginal language? ]

ai: [No, it was only the listening and speaking permission of the aboriginal language that was opened to you before. If you want to understand this notice, you have to wait until the next upgrade to enable the reading and writing permission of the aboriginal language. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...How many points do you want to get? ]

ai: [You are now at a level of [-], and the next upgrade will be a level of [-]. By then, you will not only be able to understand indigenous characters, but also become a master of calligraphy. ]

Zhuang Heng: [... I thank you! ]

ai: [So you have to cheer for the live broadcast! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhuang Heng squeezed forward again, wanting to hear what the people around him had to say. When the people saw that it was a crane, they couldn't tell whether it was Mrs. Crane or the Immortal Envoy, so they moved aside That's right, so when Zhuang Heng was waiting for someone to read the notice, everyone shut up and made room for him.

Zhuang Heng stood in the crowd: "..."

At this time, someone in the crowd shouted "Dashi is here" and "General Ji is here". Zhuang Heng turned around and saw Ji Dashi striding towards the gate of the palace. He seemed to be summoned to go there. He thought for a while , Hurry up and keep up.

Ji Dashi recognized him at a glance, and said in surprise: "Master Immortal Envoy, so you are here!"

Zhuang Heng nodded, and pushed him with his mouth, signaling him to go in quickly. Ji Dashi scratched his head, walked to the gate of the palace to reveal his identity, and was quickly let go. Zhuang Heng pretended to be a pet with Ji Dashi. Fishing in troubled waters and walking in, the man only looked at him, and didn't pay attention to a crane, and he didn't try to stop it.

After successfully entering the palace gate, Zhuang Heng hurriedly ran towards the main hall, and unexpectedly found that Ji Dashi was also running in that direction, so he simply followed behind Ji Dashi's buttocks. After going through various keys and seals, he realized that he was appointed an official.

The national teacher failed to let Qi An take over the abandoned capital, he was really in a bad mood, and he didn't even have a good face towards Ji Dashi, but since Xiao Lang and Zuo Zai were both there, it was really hard to get angry, so after the handover, he waved away Ji Dashi left, out of sight and out of mind, then his eyes turned, and his eyes inadvertently fell on Zhuang Heng who hadn't had time to hide, paused, and looked towards Xiao Lang.

Xiao Lang had just gotten into the carriage at this time, when he raised his eyes and saw Zhuang Heng, surprise flashed across his eyes.

The national teacher stretched out his hand towards Zhuang Heng. Zhuang Heng instantly felt a strong suction force that was not unfamiliar, and his feet left the ground uncontrollably. He turned around and looked carefully, then threw him mercilessly beside the carriage.

Zhuang Heng fell to the point of staring at his head: [... Fuck. ]

ai: [Hey... The national teacher is so fierce and terrifying. ]

Zhuang Heng was very angry: [How many times have you thrown me!I swear, from now on, I will be at odds with him!With me without him, with him without me! ]

The national teacher looked at Xiao Lang: "Is this the crane you raised last time?"

Xiao Lang lowered his eyes: "Yes."

The national teacher turned around and left, and said lightly: "Since you like it, you can take it with you."

Xiao Lang jumped off the carriage, picked up the stunned Zhuang Heng, jumped back into the carriage and sat in.

Zhuang Heng looked through the small window at Zuo Zai, who was waking up not far away, and said in surprise: [What's going on?This is not the same as I thought!Is Zuo Zai so weak?Why didn't the little brother be thrown out of the palace? ]

ai: [That's great, so you can enter the palace with the little brother! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Not long after, the carriage started, and Zhuang Heng looked out with his head. The carriages of the national teacher and Zuo Zai followed behind, and there was also a team of cavalry escorting them. The situation was not small. He broke free from Xiao Lang's arms and observed the surrounding environment. Only then did he whisper: "Are you really planning to go with the national teacher?"

Xiao Lang replied in a low voice: "En."

Zhuang Heng felt a little unspeakable. He wanted to persuade him to stay, but he really had no position. He wanted to go with him, but it didn't seem possible.

Xiao Lang raised his hand to caress his slender neck: "Have you ever seen the notice? This place has now become the fiefdom of Mrs. He."

Zhuang Heng was a little surprised, but he didn't want to reveal the fact that he was illiterate, so he nodded his head: "I see."

Xiao Lang smiled: "Look, it is good to serve the emperor well, so I plan to try it too, maybe one day the emperor will give me a fief when he is happy."

Zhuang Heng's heart trembled, and he raised his eyes to look at him, his chest felt like a fire was burning: "..."

Little brother, you have fallen.

Xiao Lang met his condemning gaze, his heart trembled, and he said in a low voice: "Don't go with me, it's hard to live under the eyes of the national teacher, or you can feel comfortable in Abandoned City, I will open the door of the carriage after a while , you jump out by yourself, with Zuo Zai around, the National Teacher will not be obsessed with arresting you."

Zhuang Heng was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he swears directly: "What the hell do you mean? This is why you parted ways with me?"

After Xiao Lang finished speaking, he opened the carriage door, as if he didn't want to wait any longer: "I'll write you a letter."

Zhuang Heng: "Not rare!"

I can't read!

Xiao Lang pushed him: "Don't be angry, let's go."

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he wanted to bite him, but he opened his mouth and was afraid of hurting him. In the end, he was so angry that he stretched his neck and bit his hair hard.

Xiao Lang: "..."

The two remained silent for an unknown amount of time. Seeing that the carriage was about to leave the city, Xiao Lang touched his mouth: "Release, get off quickly."

Zhuang Heng clenched his lips: "...Mmm!"

Xiao Lang sighed helplessly, had no choice but to forcibly pull out his hair bun, then without saying a word, picked up Zhuang Heng, moved him out of the carriage, and threw him out forcefully.

Zhuang Heng fluttered his wings and landed smoothly, the grievance in his heart was overwhelmed. He watched the motorcade go out of the city mightily, spit out the strands of hair in his mouth, and flapped his wings forward: [Wait for Lord Crane, I can fly, see if I don’t come here to fight] kill you! ]

ai: [Alas... Ancient men are really big pigs...]

At this time, Ji Dashi, who had just taken office, happened to be at the gate of the city. He was surprised to see Zhuang Heng, and hurried over: "Master Immortal Envoy, are you also here to see you off?"

When Ji Dashi entered the palace before, Xiao Lang told the people around him not to tell him his identity. The reason given by the national teacher was that he didn't like this idiot, but the national teacher didn't suspect him at all. Knowing Xiao Lang's identity, he only assumed that he came to Beijing with the national teacher for other reasons, seeing Zhuang Heng's downcast, he said: "Master Immortal Envoy is tired? Why don't you come in for a drink and rest for a while."

Zhuang Heng shook his head lazily, turned around and left, then found a secluded place and turned into a human form, and returned to the street again, looking around in a daze, not knowing where to go.

Ai saw that he was in a bad mood: [Master, I have a bad idea, and I can vent my anger on you. ]

Zhuang Heng: [... What? ]

ai: [You still have the balance, you can copy the body of the little brother, and then... hit him! ]

Zhuang Heng suddenly raised his eyes, his heart beat inexplicably faster, and after a while he pursed his lips: [Try it. ]

ai: [But the little brother is gone now. Didn't you bite some of his hair just now? I'm not here, so the hair is fine. ]

Zhuang Heng blinked, turned around and ran quickly to the gate of the city. After running to the previous position, he lay down on the ground and searched carefully. Finally, he found a few hairs. After several identifications, he was basically sure that he found the right one. He ran wildly and ran to the door of Ji Dashi's house in one breath.

Ji Dashi was still at the gate of the city, and the old mother was still at the brother's home. Zhuang Heng opened the door and walked into the quiet and deserted yard, walked into the kitchen and sat down in a corner, leaning on his knees and smiling self-deprecatingly: [I'm here, I don't even have a home. ]

ai: [Hit my little brother to vent my anger! ]

After the words were finished, suddenly there was another person beside Zhuang Heng, who was exactly the same as Xiao Lang who was sitting in the carriage not long ago, the only difference was that the eyes of the person in front of him were closed, as if he was asleep.

Zhuang Heng stared at him for a while, then gnashed his teeth and reached out to poke his face.

On the other side, in the carriage, Xiao Lang suddenly felt someone poking his face. He was about to turn his head to look around when he heard a familiar voice. It seemed that someone was talking beside him, and it seemed that the voice came from his mind: " Brother, you really deserve a beating."

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng changed his face and poked again: "What do you think is good for you to go to the emperor? His harem beauties, oh no, there are three thousand people and beasts in the harem, pet this one today, pet that tomorrow, how perverted you want to be, are you How hard do you want to go this way? No, it's too stupid, brother wants to wake you up!"

Ai interrupted him: [Master, the advertiser has reached an agreement, and the samples and agreement have been sent over, do you want to take a look?Sign it if you feel like it. ]

Zhuang Heng looked puzzled: [What advertiser? ]

ai: [Master, have you forgotten!wig!Did you forget that you said you would accept an advertisement last time! ]

Zhuang Heng remembered: [Oh, okay, let me take a look. ]

AI helped him open the panel, bring up the express window, and unpack the package and document bag. Inside the document bag was a contract and a signature pen. The package was stuffed with wigs individually wrapped in plastic bags. [-]. Different colors.

Zhuang Heng turned over, speechless: [What kind of non-mainstream manufacturer is this?Why is there still green? ]

ai: [Master, if you are dissatisfied, you don't have to sign. We also pay attention to quality when accepting advertisements, don't we? ]

Zhuang Heng sneered unhappily, and tapped a certain long green hair: [Accept, don't accept the Northwest Wind. ]

As soon as the words fell, the hair appeared in his hands, he stretched it out and straightened it, turned his head to look at Xiao Lang beside him, and put the green hair on it: "Little brother, the emperor is very fraternal, you have to be thoughtful Get ready, I will give you the song "Green Green Grassland", thank you!"

ai: [………]

The author has something to say: Many years later, Brother Lang thought of that green hair: "I was wronged, and I want to punish you."

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

(Additional note: There is nothing indescribable in the small theater.)