Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng looked at the sent wigs one by one, and found that the quality was very good, and both the feel and the visual effect were very close to real hair, so he was extremely short of money and decided to continue the advertisement.

He doesn't need to worry about receiving advertisements. From checking the brand's business qualifications to negotiating advertising fees, all aspects are handled by the system. Although he doesn't know how the system will help him negotiate, in short, all the contracts have been negotiated, and he will Take out the drafted contract and signature pen, read it carefully from beginning to end, and sign with a pen.

Before stuffing the contract back into the system, Zhuang Heng took the signature pen and twirled it around his fingertips, a little bit reluctant: [This...can you leave it for me? ]

ai flatly refused: [No way, master, this is a temporary loan from the system for your use. ]

Zhuang Heng: [I have money, I will buy it. ]

ai: [No way, master, there is no half-money relationship between the signature pen and the gourmet live broadcast, and the system does not sell it. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Okay, anyway, now I am illiterate, so I won’t sell it if I don’t sell it.

After the first advertising fee arrived, Zhuang Heng clicked on the tool panel and took out the self-contained gas frying pan and self-powered wall breaker issued by the system, and found peanuts, black beans, etc. Sesame, glutinous rice, rock sugar, etc., pay and pick up the goods, and then open the live broadcast room, ready to start the live broadcast.

Before the audience clicked in, Zhuang Heng walked up to the copy version of Xiao Lang, spread out Xiao Lang's bun, combed it with his hands, found a rope and tied it behind his head, and tied it as tight as possible, so that the The hair was close to the scalp, and then he picked and picked from the samples sent by the brand owner, and found a gray wig headgear for Xiao Lang to wear.

ai: [Master, what are you doing?The little brother has become a little gray-headed! ]

Zhuang Heng touched Xiao Lang's head, and adjusted the position of the wig: [Advertisement, my little brother is my ready-made model, there is no need for nothing. ]

When there were viewers in the live broadcast room, he fried the peanuts and black sesame seeds separately in a pan. Since no one was around at the moment, he spoke directly, waved his hand at the camera, and said with a smile: "Long time no see, yes Didn't you miss me?"

At this moment, Xiao Lang himself was still on the carriage. It was getting late, and the carriage was swaying forward. He sat in the dim light and frowned, before Zhuang Heng's voice suddenly appeared and then disappeared. He waited for a long time and didn't return. Hearing other words, I couldn't help suspecting that I had an auditory hallucination, but at this moment, Zhuang Heng's voice sounded again.

"Long time no see, do you miss me?"

He froze for a moment, his ears started to feel hot for no reason, and he uttered a word out of nowhere: "I want to."

After speaking, he looked around unwillingly: "Hehe?"

Zhuang Heng didn't know that what he said would be heard by Xiao Lang, and he couldn't hear Xiao Lang's voice. He placed the cooled peanuts on the table in front of him, and chatted with more and more audience members while removing the red skin. : "Everyone stays up late to practice immortality, isn't it a lot of hair loss?"

Xiao Lang didn't get a response from Zhuang Heng, but when he heard such a sentence, he suddenly realized that Zhuang Heng wasn't talking to him, and his expression suddenly changed. He chewed on the meaning of Zhuang Heng's words, and murmured: "Cultivating immortals? Hair loss ? Is he really a cultivator? Who is he talking to?"

Zhuang Heng put the peeled peanuts and black sesame seeds into the wall breaking machine, and put a pair of scissors in front of him: "Now there are two ways to deal with your baldness troubles, one is slow to take effect, but healthy and natural, which is ——I am going to make a very homely peanut black sesame paste today! There is also a quick effect, and it can be changed as you like, and that is... the xxx brand wig that I want to recommend to everyone!"

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] The anchor is a serious anchor today.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha time the Huahua time's the time of the Huahua's Hua's Huahua's the anchor's the anchor's the anchor's the anchor's advertisements accept the advertisement!It's time to go!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] wtmxs, isn’t the anchor’s way of advertising too simple and rude?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] There is no routine at all, I love such an honest anchor.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Where is your red-crowned crane?Where's your handsome brother?What about your extras?ah?What's going on today?

Zhuang Heng stepped aside and pointed to Xiao Lang who was sitting against the wall behind him: "My younger brother has recently become obsessed with performance art and is keen on acting as a plaster model. Everyone can give him a compliment."

Audiences:! ! !

Zhuang Heng walked up to Xiao Lang, stretched out his hand to pinch his face, chin, and ears: "Look, you don't resist at all, you are a very dedicated performance artist!"

Audiences:! ! !

Zhuang Heng went back to the table and continued. He added glutinous rice, rock sugar and water to the peanuts and black sesame, turned on the wall breaker, and the sound of "buzzing buzzing" sounded. Only then did the audience recover from their shock and start Crazy screenshots, lol.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahahahaha, help, the anchor has changed the script!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I knew this anchor couldn't live without a script!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI want to bald him!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Why did you let your brother sit on the ground, anchor?This looks like a xx doll who can be fucked by anyone!

Zhuang Heng glanced at the barrage: "...What doll?"

Inside the carriage, Xiao Lang touched the place on his face that was touched by Zhuang Heng. The doubts in his heart grew wildly like weeds. He could only hear Zhuang Heng's voice, the sound of the cooking over there, the sound of the wall breaking machine, and the sound of the road outside. The human voice...couldn't be heard, and the conversation between Zhuang Heng and AI couldn't reach his ears. Even Zhuang Heng's pinching movement on his face was weakened, and it seemed to him that it was just a light touch. He touched it, so he couldn't guess what Zhuang Heng was doing.

Zhuang Heng filtered the prepared sesame paste through a strainer, poured it into a pot and boiled it over low heat, and stirred slowly. Soon, a pot of sesame paste was cooked. He scooped it up with a spoon and showed it to the audience. The thick black and translucent color It was very tempting. He scooped it up and tasted it. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of "good fragrance" all over the bullet screen, and was taken aback for a while.

With the "Good Fragrance" swiping the screen, the endless sound of gold coins rang in his ears, and it lasted for a while before it stopped. He looked at his balance, which had increased a lot, and was a little confused: [What's the situation?Why do they all praise the fragrance? ]

ai: [Because you have turned on sensory sharing after upgrading, and the audience can taste all the dishes you cook in the future, and the price is very favorable. One person only needs one Jinjiang coin to taste a dish. Now you have more audience than before, and the sum is worth a fortune Small income too! ]

Zhuang Heng was a little speechless: [I think we need to talk about life, don't you think you are becoming less and less active at work?You used to read me the content of the upgrade before, but now you see what you do, you don’t tell me until the end of the day? ]

ai is extremely guilty: [I'm sorry, master, because I'm too smart, and sometimes I'm immersed in the plot like you. After this upgrade, you didn't do any live broadcasts. You patronized the little brother, so I just... Correspond I forgot to read the upgrade instructions...]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai weak reminder: [Don't forget to advertise! ]

Zhuang Heng came back to his senses and continued to drink sesame paste, blowing while drinking: [Audiences who are familiar with me should know that I was originally bald, but it was because I drank black sesame paste every day that I grew such black and shiny hair. long hair. ]

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] is talking nonsense in a serious manner, it was not long ago that you were bald, the host, your hair grows so fast, how long is it still!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] You thought you were blowing up your black sesame paste, but I didn't know you were making an advertisement secretly?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] To be honest, the wig on the anchor's head is really realistic, and this bald girl is a little moved.

Zhuang Heng smiled: "No, I'm really advertising my black sesame paste. After eating my sesame paste, I can immediately grow hair as lush as mine. If you don't believe me, I'll show you a live demonstration!"

As he spoke, he took the bowl to the corner and squatted beside Xiao Lang, scooped up a spoonful of sesame paste and brought it to Xiao Lang's mouth: "Now I'm feeding my brother black sesame paste, you see my brother has worked so hard recently, he is young, White hair, alas..."

Pretending to feed a few mouthfuls, Zhuang Heng took off the white-haired wig on Xiao Lang's head in front of the audience, and put on a black one: "Look! The effect is immediate! After drinking my sesame paste, it's like wearing The xxx brand wigs are the same, they are really efficient and very suitable for you fast-paced modern society people!"

The audience was stunned by his showmanship, and hahahaha said that they were already stunned by him, and they didn't know which one he was advertising for.

"Oh, by the way, the advertiser asked me to read the lines, and I almost forgot." Zhuang Heng casually picked up a maroon wig next to him, asked AI to take a close-up, and picked up the wig on the development set with his hands, and said solemnly, "You guys Look, it's purely handmade and finely crocheted, it can breathe, it's super breathable like your own skin, and the hairline is perfectly invisible! How about it? Does the xxx brand wig move your heart?"

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you forgot to add the brackets, it’s fifty cents a piece.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] laughed and cried, really tempted, not only want to buy black hair, but also want to buy my brother's gray hair, so fashionable.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] You have succeeded, the anchor, the name of the xxx brand in my mind has been lingering.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Do you have any other colors, anchor?I'm going to participate in the comic exhibition soon, and I urgently need non-mainstream hair color!

Zhuang Heng was pleasantly surprised: "Yes! There are all colors! I will post the link later, and you can pick it yourself!"

At this time, there was a noise outside, and Ji Dashi came back with a group of brothers. Zhuang Heng quickly put Xiao Lang into the system, and explained to the audience full of "fuck": "My brother is a little tired, I let him He went to rest."

After being shocked, the audience thought it was another magic trick, and it was easy for Zhuang Heng to fool him.

Ji Dashi and others were lured by the strong aroma and ran into the kitchen. They were shocked when they saw the black sesame paste. They had only eaten rough, throat-choking paste. They had never seen such a delicate paste, not to mention it was so fragrant.

Ji Dashi burst into tears: "Xianjun, the food on your fairy island is really delicious!"

Zhuang Heng said: "Don't be envious, I won't be long, and I will let every family of you eat it!"

Ji Dashi raised his head, surprised and delighted, his eyes staring into bronze bells were full of anticipation.

Zhuang Heng asked AI to subtitle: [Audience friends, do you see the stars in his eyes?See the longing on his face?Now that I have traveled through this society, I want to help them, and I ask everyone to lend a helping hand. ]

Audiences:? ? ?Anchor, don't be a liar who wants to make money, right?

Zhuang Heng looked moved: "Dashi, is white rice delicious? Is corn delicious? What about potatoes? Where about sweet potatoes? What about vegetables, cabbages and tomatoes?"

Ji Dashi nodded like pounding garlic, choked up and wiped his tears: "It's delicious! Is what Xianjun said true? Can everyone really eat it?"

Zhuang Heng nodded vigorously: "Yes!"

Talking and looking at the camera facing forward: [Please leave a message in the comment area and tell me - how to grow rice, how to grow corn, how to grow potatoes, how to grow yams, vegetables, Chinese cabbage, tomatoes...any crops Everything works!Urgent need for tutorials!Thank you! ]

Audiences:……

I fucking believed your evil!

Zhuang Heng gritted his teeth: [Viewers who provide tutorials, I can fulfill your request!I can cook and dance, as long as I can do it!One tutorial changes one requirement, there is no upper limit! ]

Audiences:! ! !

The author has something to say: Xiao Lang: ... [I'm autistic.jpg]

Note: The advertising words for wigs are not original, I found them on the Internet, on the official website of a certain wig brand.