Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The red-crowned cranes were all very sad because their companions were arrested, and one of them still had a spouse. Losing a spouse is a disaster for a red-crowned crane that is dedicated to long-term love. Now the spouse is so sad that he can’t eat or sleep. In just two days, he was so weak that he was so weak that he was about to die for love. The other red-crowned cranes were arrested and joined the battle because they blocked their companions, and they were more or less injured.

The red-crowned crane at the head came to rub against Zhuang Heng, saying: You are right, it is not safe here, we are going to move, will you not leave this time?Come with us!

The big cuties looked like remnants and defeated generals, and they were in a miserable state. Zhuang Heng was angry and distressed, and hurriedly comforted them: Don't worry!I found a good place, and I'll take you there in a few days!Now I'm going to find a few companions and save them!

The red-crowned cranes were stunned, but soon regained their spirits, asking repeatedly: Haven't they been eaten by the two-legged beast?

Zhuang Heng said calmly: No, Twolegs won't eat us.

The red-crowned cranes all tilted their heads, obviously unable to understand: the two-legged beasts grabbed us not for food, but for what?

Zhuang Heng looked up at the sky: ...for fun.

As for how to play, that’s not sure. It is said that the perverted emperor is very obsessed with cranes, and thinks that he can ascend to immortality as soon as possible with the double cultivation of cranes, so he has killed many cranes, and the dead ones will be thrown out of the palace without mercy. Behavior of beasts It's outrageous that if the red-crowned crane entered the palace, if it wants to survive, it can only hope that its body, body, fur, color and other aspects are almost inferior.

However, it wasn't long before a few companions were taken away, so they shouldn't come in handy so soon, and it's still too late to rescue them.

The big cuties have simple brain circuits and don't think about too complicated problems. When they heard that their companions might still be alive, they all became excited and flapped their wings one after another to express their desire to rescue their companions.

Zhuang Heng: No, I will go. You wait for the news.

The big cuties didn't believe in his ability, and the strongest red-crowned crane at the head threw him back with his wings like a calf: You stay and protect the female crane, the old crane, and the young crane, and we will go.

Zhuang Heng:? ? ?

Feeling humiliated and humiliated, Zhuang Heng was speechless for a moment, opened the system panel, entered the fresh food section of the supermarket, bought all the fish in the tank, poured the water in front of them, and the fish were very fresh and fell to the ground They kept whipping their tails, perhaps feeling the moisture on the ground, and jumped desperately towards the river.

The big cuties were all stunned, shocked and bewildered, completely unaware of how this once-slim companion, who was a bit stronger but not yet strong, managed to catch so many fish, and how the fish fell of?Where did you hide it before?

Zhuang Heng used his trump card again, bought some coarse grains and placed them in front of them, and then calmly paced around them, making a confident cry from his throat: "ko—lo—lo——"

I have become friends with Twolegs. These are given to me by Twolegs. Only I can go to the territory of Twolegs to rescue my companions. The Twolegs in the city gate are very powerful. You can’t beat them. If you go there, you will probably die If you are arrested, you might as well stay and eat with peace of mind, and wait for my good news.

It is still quite difficult to express this meaning clearly, but fortunately Zhuang Heng is fluent in both languages, and by recombining several tones, he finally made his words clear.

The big cuties looked at each other, obviously unable to make up their minds, and finally the red-crowned crane agreed, and the matter was considered settled. The red-crowned crane stretched out its wings and patted his head, saying: After you rescue the partners, the boss will give you when!

Zhuang Heng: ...

With hope, the red-crowned crane that had lost its spouse ate happily again. Zhuang Heng bid farewell to the big cuties he comforted, and spread his wings to fly into the sky. Go back to the previous place and join a few guards, and then lead people to the gate of the city, and finally rush into the city before closing the gate.

The mansion given to Zhuang Heng by the Son of Heaven is very close to the palace. Zhuang Heng found a place and brought people to live in it. When he went up to the attic, he could see the palace walls and the roofs of the palace groups. He came down from the attic and saw that the house had been cleaned. It is clean and has all the facilities.

One of the guards said: "Xianjun, I have inquired about it. This house has excellent Fengshui. In the past, people with status and status lived there, and none of these people committed crimes. They either died of old age or resigned from office. The house is clean and tidy, which shows that the Son of Heaven attaches great importance to Xianjun!"

Seeing him bring a basin of water, Zhuang Heng washed his face and hands, and asked uncomfortably, "Did the government say anything else? This house was transferred to me, and outsiders don't know about it?"

Zhuang Heng, an outsider, actually does not have a household registration, but after the abolition of the capital was returned to Ji Dashi's rule, Ji Dashi gave him a new household registration. Now that the house is transferred to his name, he only has the name of "Xianjun" Head, it's not certain whether this person from the capital city has heard of it, and I don't know how the emperor concealed the news. Does the national teacher know about this?

The guard said: "Please don't worry, Xianjun, this house is privately owned. There used to be an old official who lived there. The old official has returned to his hometown. He has always wanted to sell the house, but the price has been raised. I will think that your family is rich and won't think about anything else."

Zhuang Heng didn't expect these guards to be quite capable. He found out everything when he arrived. He was relieved and asked the guards to eat and rest. After closing the door, he took out the feather-shaped jade piece from the system storage.

The water in the basin has been replaced with new ones, Zhuang Heng recalled the hand gestures Xiao Lang taught him, took the jade piece into the water, and tried to stroke it, after a long time there was no response, so he tried a few more times.

Ai looked anxious for him: [Little brother is not lying to you, is it?Maybe it's just nonsense for profiteering. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...Impossible, either I remembered wrongly, or I misunderstood. ]

Zhuang Heng thinks that his memory is not bad, and the drawn pattern should be fine, so it can only be a misunderstanding.

He looked at the water in the basin: [The little brother may have left in a hurry and didn’t make it clear. Since this thing has a communication function, it should be used in running water. Where can the water in my washbasin transmit the news. ]

ai: [The master is right!However, this house has not been taken care of for a while. I heard from the guards that the water in the lake is smelly. The exit may be blocked. Master, if you want to find fresh water, you have to go outside. ]

Zhuang Heng put the jade pieces back together, and flew out quietly in the shape of a crane. At this time, it was already dark, and he was blind when he went outside the city, so he could only look for it in the city. The only thing to worry about is to choose a place with few people, so as not to be discovered.

Hovering in the sky for a while, Zhuang Heng saw a river that almost no one passed by, and immediately flew down.

The river water in ancient times, even in the city, was cleaner than in modern times. The air inhaled into the nasal cavity was moist, which made people feel very comfortable. Zhuang Heng stood by the river and observed while breathing the fresh air. He turned into a human form behind the big tree, picked up his sleeves and knelt down by the river, just took out the jade piece and was about to put it into the water, when he heard the sound of horseshoes nearby, he wanted to wait for the sound of horseshoes to pass before continuing, but he did not expect that the carriage It actually stopped, and then someone whispered: "Be careful!"

It should be that someone got off the carriage, Zhuang Heng secretly screamed, although he didn't do anything wrong, but after all, he was new here, in order to avoid unnecessary troubles, he decided to avoid it, so he got up quickly, and ran quickly before others came over. Dodge and hide behind the big tree.

A carriage and two light horses came over. A man got off the carriage, and the men on the horses on both sides jumped down to escort him to the river to wash his face. The man who washed his face quickly stood up, took the veil and wiped it, and said in a low voice : "Tomorrow when the emperor asked, he said that he contracted a cold on the road and was not cured, and died of illness."

One person hesitated and said: "I'm afraid the Son of Heaven will be suspicious. Such a strong and strong martial artist can travel so far to bring the word to him, but there is something wrong on the way back. This is unreasonable."

The man chuckled: "So what if you are suspicious? Anyway, he can't produce evidence. When a person dies, he is dead. There is no proof of death."

Zhuang Heng felt cool after hearing this: [This era is really not suitable for me, can I apply to go back? ]

ai: [Do you want to abandon little brother?No, you can’t even think about it, you can’t go back, you’re already dead. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhuang Heng wanted to minimize his sense of presence, but he didn't expect those people to be quite vigilant. Someone turned his head and suddenly shouted in a low voice, "Who's there?"

Seeing the man approaching step by step with the sword hilt in his hand, Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he immediately transformed himself into a crane shape. When the man rushed over, he flapped his wings and let out a cry. The man didn't expect it to be a crane. He almost fell into the river, but he relaxed his vigilance.

Zhuang Heng jumped ashore quickly while he was in a daze, spread his wings and flew away, flying back to his new house in one breath.

AI worried for him: [What should I do, should I try another water source? ]

Zhuang Heng was hungry after tossing around for so long, so he hurriedly bought a basket of eggs from the system, and bought an egg cooker. Cranes are so-and-so, I still have to go by myself. Now most of the cranes are sleeping in the middle of the night. ]

Zhuang Heng boiled the eggs, ate two by himself, and shared the rest with the guards, then fell asleep, set the alarm clock, and got up again before dawn.

The ancients all got up early, and when they couldn't see their fingers, there was movement from some people. Fortunately, no one was walking around on the street. Zhuang Heng took advantage of this time of light and dark to fly to the palace quickly. In order to avoid being discovered by the guards and When the arrow was shot down, he flew very high until he flew to the top of the main hall of the palace before lowering a little. He hovered and observed the situation for a while before landing carefully.

At this time, the sky was already bright, and the red-crowned cranes raised in the palace began to sing, and there were birdsongs one after another everywhere. A palace man who specialized in raising cranes brought food to feed them, and they began to stroll around the palace after eating and drinking. Not all the cranes caught in the palace were unlucky.

Zhuang Heng pretended to be one of them, walked out from behind the rockery, mixed into the group of cranes, and began to search around hopefully.

After searching for a while, Zhuang Heng suddenly found that these cranes had something hanging around their necks. He probed carefully and saw that it was a wooden sign with his name written on it. touched.

The crane thought he wanted it, tilted its head and stared at him, and stretched out its head very friendly: [ko—lo—lo——]

Are you new here?This is not tasty.

Zhuang Heng also greeted it friendly, expressing that he didn't want to eat this piece of wood, and then said to ai: "Help me make a copy of this wooden sign."

AI immediately did so and put it on for him.

Seeing that there was an extra wooden sign on his neck out of thin air, the crane fluttered its wings and backed away in fright. After backing away, it couldn't help being curious, and leaned over to stare at him again.

Zhuang Heng looked around and found that these cranes could swagger around the palace, as comfortable as the owner of the palace, which gave him a lot of convenience, and he wandered around like other cranes.

It's a pity that after half a day, there was no progress, the cranes didn't even see their shadows, and they didn't know where they were placed, so he had to look for Xiao Lang, but the palace was so big that he couldn't even find Xiao Lang.

Zhuang Heng strolled to the entrance of the emperor's bedchamber, the only place he couldn't find so far...

Seeing that he was not moving, ai couldn't help urging: [Master, why don't you go in and have a look?No one will stop you! ]

It is true that no one will stop him. He has been wandering around for so long, and the palace servants and guards have not responded to seeing them. He is obviously used to it, but Zhuang Heng is very entangled: [I didn’t find it here. You said I hope the little brother and the big cutie Are they all in there, or do you wish they weren't in there? ]

ai: […]

Zhuang Heng struggled for a while, and finally walked up the steps with his head held high, and stood still at the door of the bedroom.

A crane poked its head at the door of the emperor's bedroom. This scene was funny no matter how you looked at it, but it was not a rare thing in this palace. There was only one palace servant staring at him nervously, ready to go.

Zhuang Heng looked at him and saw that he was holding a handkerchief in his hand, so he guessed belatedly that he might be afraid that he would defecate indiscriminately.

Zhuang Heng: […]

There were bursts of laughter coming from the bedroom, Zhuang Heng listened carefully, it was hard to distinguish whether it was joking or lewdness for a while, he felt a little uneasy, he hesitated to take a step inside.

At this time, there were footsteps coming from the depths of the hall, and the floor-to-ceiling tulle was lifted, and a figure walked out from the inside. The man was wearing a light-colored long-sleeved toga, and he felt as if he was flying when he walked. The robe fell close to the body, showing off the tall and thin figure, and the front was half open, revealing a large area of ​​wheat color on the chest.

The visitor suddenly froze, like a stone statue, it was none other than Xiao Lang.

Zhuang Heng also stood there blankly, his mind buzzing.

At this moment, the sound of hurried footsteps interrupted his chaotic thoughts. A palace attendant passed by him, ran into the palace with his head lowered, knelt down silently on the ground, and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, King Qi has already arrived." Entering the capital according to the imperial edict, I am now asking for an audience outside the palace gate."

Xiao Lang turned his eyes away from Zhuang Heng, his expression calm: "You go down first, I will tell His Majesty."

The palace servant raised his face and looked at him in bewilderment.

Xiao Lang's voice was slightly lowered, and there was a bit of murderous look in his eyes: "Your Majesty is busy with something, you go down first."

The palace attendant became more and more puzzled, but he didn't dare to ask any more questions, he hurriedly got up and backed away, and left quietly after a while.

There was still intermittent laughter in the depths of the dormitory, passing through the empty aisle, and all of it penetrated into Zhuang Heng's ears. There was an unreal feeling of mistyness. Zhuang Heng suddenly panicked, subconsciously took a step back, and Xiao Lang walked quickly , eyes locked on him, did not speak in a hurry, but suddenly picked him up, strode into the side hall, put him down when no one was there, looked at him and said: "Hehe, why did you come here suddenly? In the palace?"

Zhuang Heng stared at him blankly: "Ah... you can recognize me all at once?"

Xiao Lang raised his hand to touch his neck, but he took a step back to avoid it, his hand froze, and hurried forward to get closer to him: "Of course I can recognize you."

Zhuang Heng backed away again, seeing Xiao Lang pressing every step of the way, he had no choice but to stop, his eyes flicked past Xiao Lang's half-open chest, and then hurriedly looked away, his heart suddenly felt hot and angry: "Are you Can't you tell all the cranes in the palace apart? After all, we've been together for so long."

Xiao Lang anxiously said: "No! I can only recognize you! The other cranes look similar to me, I can't tell who is who, and besides, I haven't been in the palace for long, so I'm not familiar with them. "

Zhuang Heng was almost overwhelmed by sourness and anger. He turned around and wanted to leave, but Xiao Lang stopped him one step ahead. He raised his head: "Aren't you going to tell the emperor the important news?"

Xiao Lang said: "The Son of Heaven will not see King Qi right away, there is no rush, you tell me first, what happened when you came here?"

Zhuang Heng turned his eyes away: "There is indeed something wrong. The cranes in my family group are missing a few. It is said that they were caught and sent to the city. I thought that the whole city can only raise cranes in the palace, so I came here to look for them. You ...Since you are familiar with the palace, you should know where they went."

Xiao Lang's complexion changed slightly: "I'll take you to find it right away."

Zhuang Heng avoids the hand he stretched out. The depression in his chest keeps fermenting and almost explodes. He looks at Xiao Lang, his tone is difficult to maintain calm: "You take me to find the crane? Then what about King Qi? Has it been hanging outside?"

Xiao Lang pursed his lips: "King Qi has his own emperor to see him, I will accompany you to find the crane."

Zhuang Heng almost couldn't get up in one breath: "Really? Where is the emperor? Take me to meet him." Said he passed him and was about to go deep into the bedroom.

Xiao Lang was anxious, and strode over to stop him: "The emperor hasn't gotten up yet, if you go and offend him, I'll take you to find the crane first, if you're not in the palace, you might be sent to the back mountain. I'll take you there."

Zhuang Heng gasped for breath, "Why are you stopping me?"

Xiao Lang couldn't hide the anxiety in his eyes, he could even faintly see panic and fragility, his hands were trembling a little, and he hugged Zhuang Heng's neck: "You... don't go... maybe he won't be there if he goes, he might come from someone else. The door is out."

Zhuang Heng struggled: "It's all here, I can't justify not seeing the emperor."

Xiao Lang hugged him tightly: "Hehe..."

Zhuang Heng took a deep breath: "Before I heard laughter inside, you were also inside, what happy things are you talking about? Can you tell me?"

Xiao Lang said: "There are all kinds of eyes and ears in the palace, the emperor just wants to play for others, there is nothing happy about it, he...he just rests aside, let others laugh, and does nothing else .”

Zhuang Heng stared at him for a moment, then gave up struggling: "You don't want me to go in, so forget it."

Xiao Lang became more and more flustered: "Hehe..."

Zhuang Heng got angry from his heart, jumped up and slapped him on the back of the head with a "slap", and immediately slapped him dumbfounded, he changed his wings and slapped him again: "Do you think I'm a fucking donkey? Huh? Do I look like a no-brainer?"

Xiao Lang raised his hand to touch the back of his head: "Hehe?"

Zhuang Heng slapped him twice, the balloon in his heart seemed to be punctured by a needle, and slowly deflated, he took a deep breath: "Is it okay for King Qi to just hang out like that?"

Xiao Lang said: "It's okay, the emperor sent him to Beijing under the pretext of offering sacrifices to his ancestors, and will arrange for him to go to the ancestral temple first."

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he flapped his wings at him again: "Son of Heaven, Son of Heaven! Oh, my son!"

Xiao Lang rubbed the back of his head, somehow, the panic in his heart seemed to be less, he tentatively stretched out his hand to hug Zhuang Heng: "He He."

Zhuang Heng took a step back, lowered his head, and rubbed the tips of his wings against his body: "Since King Qi has made arrangements, if you have time, take me to find my companion."

Xiao Lang looked at his hands, feeling empty in his heart. After a while, he tightened his throat and said in a shy voice, "Okay, I'll go change some clothes."

Zhuang Heng cast his eyes uncontrollably at him, and muttered, "Can't you dress properly?"

Xiao Lang pulled the front of his clothes to the middle aggrievedly: "This is for sleeping."

Zhuang Heng said indifferently: "Oh, you are wearing sleeping clothes here, sleeping with the emperor?"

Xiao Lang: "..."

The author has something to say: Hehe: Come here and give me a good beating.

I am stuck writing this paragraph, so that’s all for today, nearly [-] words in a thick and long chapter~