Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Xiao Lang changed into a regular uniform, which was brought by Xu Wu. He didn't go back to the dormitory, and directly changed the clothes here in front of Zhuang Heng. Hehe, look, I usually wear it like this."

Zhuang Heng glanced over, looked at Xu Wu again, and muttered: "You are really big in the palace, and you can let your own people come in to serve you, not only can you serve you, but you can also walk around at will. I love you too much, don't you?"

Xiao Lang bit the bullet: "The Son of Heaven thinks I have some talents, so he values ​​me more."

Zhuang Heng said in his heart: [Little brother, it’s okay, treat me as a fool, know that I am a bird, IQ is not high, just fool around a bit. ]

ai expressed doubts: [Master, are you angry?The little brother is doing well in the palace, and he can help you find the crane, you should be happy! ]

Zhuang Heng: [...Ah, now you can see that you are an artificial intelligence. ]

ai: [? ? ? ]

Xiao Lang led Zhuang Heng out of the dormitory. There was a one-horse car parked outside the main hall. It was small and light. Xiao Lang picked up Zhuang Heng and boarded the car, explaining: "The back mountain is a bit far away, take a car to go faster .”

Zhuang Heng turned his head and combed his feathers, ignoring him.

Xiao Lang: "..."

Xuan car went to the back of the mountain, all the way was unimpeded, all the people I saw along the way knelt down, and there was no sound, even a fool with this posture could tell that the person sitting in the car was not ordinary, Zhuang Heng still didn't say anything, Xiao Lang His palms were sweating with guilt, and he looked at him quietly from time to time, his heart fluttering.

The back mountain is within the scope of the palace, and there are heavy guards around the foot of the mountain. It seems to be more tightly guarded than the emperor's palace. It means that it is isolated from the palace and does not interfere with each other. Zhuang Heng noticed it when he was looking down from the sky before. Knowing that there was a large platform halfway up the mountain, its shape and arrangement looked like an altar, but he didn't know what it would be useful for. He wanted to ask Xiao Lang, but he held his breath and finally didn't open his mouth.

Xiao Lang hugged Zhuang Heng to get off the carriage, and said in a low voice: "The national teacher occasionally comes here to retreat and cultivate. The national teacher has not gone up the mountain these few days. Your companions should be safe and sound."

Zhuang Heng was not very surprised when he heard this. The only one who could decide the life and death of the cranes in this palace was the emperor and the national teacher. Xiao Lang carried him up the stairs, as if entering a land without people, he almost sneered, "The national teacher's You can also come and go freely in the territory, and you really don’t have a lot of face.” But thinking that people don’t want to say it, and it’s not interesting for me to do this, I shut up.

One person and one crane boarded the platform halfway up the mountain. From a close look, Zhuang Heng can basically confirm that this place is the altar. It should be the place where the national teacher usually opens the altar. Seeing him staring at the altar, Xiao Lang explained Said: "This is the place where the national teacher Shi Yun spreads the rain. There is a door inside. Behind the door is the secret room of the national teacher's alchemy. There is a huge alchemy furnace in the secret room. The heat wave in the furnace is so hot that the flames are tumbling. Ordinary people can't get close. To get close is to die."

Zhuang Heng nodded: "Oh, he is practicing fire spells, so doesn't he save firewood for alchemy?"

Seeing that he was finally willing to speak to him, Xiao Lang was secretly happy, and couldn't help but hug him tighter: "It's true that no firewood is needed."

Zhuang Heng was suddenly a little curious: "Is his fire extremely hot?"

Xiao Lang showed doubts: "Temperature? What is temperature?"

Zhuang Heng said: "High temperature means very hot, very hot."

Xiao Lang nodded: "That's true, not to mention people, even gold, silver, copper and iron will be reduced to ashes immediately."

Zhuang Heng said with a "tsk": "It's so reckless to know how to make alchemy with such great ability, why don't you do something meaningful? Like blacksmithing, firing porcelain... What can't benefit the people? You people are too kind Are you confused? You can become a national teacher after performing a few spells."

A smile appeared on the corner of Xiao Lang's mouth: "National teacher is naturally inferior to Xianjun."

As she spoke, she lowered her head and kissed him on the head, and then rubbed it affectionately.

Zhuang Heng's whole crane was dumbfounded: [He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, is he really a pervert?I am a crane now, how could he be able to speak? ]

AI said: [Don't worry!The emperor is the pervert, the little brother is impossible. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai: [Think about it, modern people who raise cats and dogs will also kiss each other! ]

Zhuang Heng: [………]

Xiao Lang didn't stop at the altar, but continued to lead him up, the guards became less and less as he went up, and finally stopped at the top of the mountain, there was a stone room on the top of the mountain, two strong men in green clothes stood at the door of the stone room, they were not dressed as guards in the palace , should be people from the national teacher, but the two of them showed no respect when they saw Xiao Lang, and stood there like poles.

Xiao Lang seemed to be used to it, and said calmly, "I'll go in and have a look at the crane selected by the national teacher."

The two men clasped their fists together, silently retreated to the side, their gazes passed over Zhuang Heng, they didn't pay attention to him, and then inadvertently put him aside.

Xiao Lang carried Zhuang Heng into the stone room, the stone room was very clean, almost empty, but Zhuang Heng heard the wailing sound of the red-crowned crane from his throat, and suddenly became nervous, Xiao Lang patted him comfortingly, and speeded up. Walking in, there is a more open cave, with burning torches hanging on the four walls, fully illuminating the situation in the cave.

There are many criss-crossing ravines on the ground of the stone chamber. I don’t know whether they were chiseled by a large number of manpower or by the national teacher’s own magic power. These ravines form a huge Eight Diagrams diagram of the Book of Changes. If you look closely, it seems to be more complicated than the Eight Diagrams diagram. It is the place where the national teacher practices methods and elixir. The cave on the top of the mountain should be the place where the national teacher cultivates. The pattern on the ground may be some kind of formation that is conducive to his cultivation.

A red-crowned crane was tied up in different directions around the formation. When they saw Zhuang Heng appearing, these red-crowned cranes immediately uttered warning calls, signaling to him that it was dangerous here, and told him to leave quickly. The few of them hurriedly turned into human figures to untie the ropes for them.

Seeing their own kind suddenly turned into two-legged beasts, the cranes were terrified, struggling and screaming. Fortunately, Zhuang Heng quickly loosened their ropes and rescued them. Only then did they feel Zhuang Heng's pain. Kindly stared at him vigilantly and gratefully for a moment, then slowly relaxed.

Zhuang Heng looked at the remaining cranes, hesitated for a moment, and went to untie them. Although he couldn't save all the red-crowned cranes in the palace, after all, he had seen these cranes, and he really couldn't remain indifferent.

Several red-crowned cranes came towards him, bowed their heads and bowed their necks to express their gratitude to him. He touched their necks, and his eyes fell on the gully under his feet. Seeing a dry dark red mark inside, he suddenly felt a cool air coming from the soles of his feet. Rising up, he quickly rushed to the top of the sky, staring at those dark reds, he stammered: "This... what is this?"

Xiao Lang said in a deep voice: "The blood of red-crowned cranes, the national teacher needs to use several cranes every time he cultivates. These few are tied here. Presumably the national teacher will come to practice soon. We had better leave as soon as possible, lest he Noticing you is just causing trouble."

Although Zhuang Heng knew that it would be no good for the cranes to be tied up here, but hearing him say this, the uncontrollable bloody picture that emerged in his mind still made him terrified, and he stepped back a few steps away from the formation: "Why use the crane? Dedicated? What good will it do him?"

"I don't know. He only said that the spiritual power in this world is thin, and that the thin spiritual power is related to the cranes. You need to use the crane array to cast spells to improve your cultivation." Xiao Lang took Zhuang Heng's hand and led him out, " You are not safe here, we leave as soon as possible."

Zhuang Heng looked back at the cranes following him, and said in surprise, "Their flight feathers haven't been cut off yet!"

When he wandered around the palace before, he found that the free-range cranes had their flight feathers clipped. The few cranes here should have been tied up and sent here after they were caught. Maybe they didn’t have time to cut them, or maybe they didn’t need to be cut. That’s true. Solved the puzzle for him how to get them out.

Seeing that the cranes were very weak, Zhuang Heng bought some fish from the system to feed them. He changed back into a crane shape and communicated with them in a low voice: After you go out, fly away as soon as possible. The sooner you escape, the better.

Several cranes responded one after another and were very grateful.

At this time, footsteps came from outside, and the gatekeeper's voice came in at the same time: "National teacher!"

Xiao Lang's complexion changed slightly, he quickly hugged Zhuang Heng up, and said quickly, "Don't move for a while."

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he turned his head and waved desperately at the cranes.

The national teacher's vigilance is different from ordinary people, and he noticed something was wrong before he came in, and said coldly: "Who has been here?"

Xiao Lang strode out: "It's me."

Seeing him holding a crane in his arms and a group of cranes behind him, the national teacher narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Zhuang Heng. Before he could speak, Xiao Lang let go of his embrace, and Zhuang Heng suddenly spread his wings and flew up, while screaming loudly. , the cranes behind immediately flapped their wings and followed his footsteps to the sky. For a while, the cranes kept singing, and a large shadow fell on the top of the mountain.

The national teacher stared at the sky and suddenly raised his hand.

Xiao Lang hastily called out: "Master!"

As if the national teacher had never heard of it, a line of fire flew out from the palm of his hand and rushed to the sky at the speed of light. In the blink of an eye, a huge net was formed, and the net could be infinitely enlarged. Even if the group of cranes fled in all directions, they could still catch them all in one net.

But in the blink of an eye, the cranes were trapped in the net, pulled back by the national teacher, and fell to the ground whining.

Xiao Lang hurried to check, seeing that Zhuang Heng was not injured, he breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and looked at the national teacher: "Why is the national teacher like this? I really like these cranes. If the national teacher wants to practice, just pick a few more." .”

The national teacher smiled coldly: "You like it? Then why don't you bring it into the palace to pamper you?" As he spoke, his eyes fell on Zhuang Heng again, and a light flashed in his eyes. He pulled Zhuang Heng out and held it in his hand, staring at him. He looked up and down.

Xiao Lang immediately tensed his whole body, and drew out the sleeve knife with one hand, his eyes overflowed with murderous aura.

Zhuang Heng and the national teacher looked at each other closely, and shouted "Fuck" in his heart: [Quick, quick!Help me buy flour! ]

ai responded in a panic: [Okay, okay, I bought it!Is it enough? ]

Zhuang Heng shouted again: [There is still a knife! ]

AI roar: [Okay, okay!How to do! ]

Zhuang Heng was able to control all the items given by the system with his mind, and without a word, he grabbed a handful of flour and threw it at the national teacher.

The national teacher reacted extremely quickly, thinking that it was a hidden weapon, he immediately closed his eyes and turned his head to avoid it, then opened his eyes and looked around, showing a slightly sarcastic smile, but before he could open his mouth, Zhuang Heng quickly grabbed the weapon with his thoughts. A handful of flour was sprinkled over, and the national teacher was caught off guard. He closed his eyes in a hurry, his face became extremely ugly, and he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Come on!"

The two gatekeepers at the side rushed over without waiting for his order. Zhuang Heng followed suit and sprinkled two handfuls of flour over. Wherever they hide, the flour can appear out of thin air and come straight to the door. One of them is not very good at being tricked, and the other closes his eyes and dare not open them.

Xiao Lang rushed over to each of them and cut the throats of the panicked and angry two people.

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

ai yelled: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

The national teacher couldn't look at him and shouted angrily, "Who are you!"

More guards rushed up from below, and Zhuang Heng sprinkled flour wildly while manipulating the kitchen knife to cut the nets that bound the cranes to pieces.

Those cranes flapped their wings in a panic and struggled to get out, screaming and flying straight into the sky, and their figures quickly disappeared into the sky.

Zhuang Heng heaved a sigh of relief, and then put all his mind on the national teacher, but the national teacher suddenly stood still at this moment, obviously realizing that this chaos was not a surprise attack, he opened his eyes with difficulty, and his eyes were locked on Zhuang Heng. A sentence popped out between the teeth: "You are really different!"

Seeing that his grip on Zhuang Heng began to tighten, before Xiao Lang rushed to rescue him, Zhuang Heng quickly grabbed a handful of chili powder and slapped him hard on the face.

"Ah——" the national teacher let out a startled and angry roar, covering his eyes with one hand, obviously falling into burning pain.

The guard door closed his eyes and groped forward with a knife in his hand. Xiao Lang slashed left and right, chopped down several guards, snatched Zhuang Heng, turned around and ran, but fell to the ground in pain the next moment. He tried his best to get up, but let the national teacher catch Zhuang Heng back at the right time.

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he cursed: [Damn it! ]

ai: [I'll sprinkle chili powder on you!Make them all hot and hot! ]

While ai was talking and operating, the paprika rained down all over the sky, only Xiao Lang avoided him, Xiao Lang supported the knife with all his strength and got up, Zhuang Heng realized that he might be under the spell like last time, and quickly went to He stuffed a few pieces of frozen meat in his arms, and when the national teacher was tortured to death by the chili pepper, he went around the national teacher, cutting, chopping, and chopping with a knife.

The national teacher wanted to burn Zhuang Heng with a fire, but he was greedy for his uniqueness, so he restrained his movements. After hesitating a few times, he suddenly felt a chill hit his head and body, and was shocked: "What did you do?" what!"

Zhuang Heng smashed the pot and said directly: "Strip you!"

Xiao Lang looked at the bald and naked national teacher: "..."

The national teacher was furious, and felt the cold knife sticking to his body, his brows immediately raised, his free hand quickly reached down to block, and at the same time, a big fire ignited all over his body, Zhuang Heng was scalded Shouting: "Fuck you, you are such a good lighter!"

Xiao Lang rushed over staggeringly, and slashed at the arm of the national teacher. The national teacher sensed the attack, and couldn't take care of two places with one hand, so he had to let go of Zhuang Heng. Zhuang Heng immediately flapped his wings and fled.

Xiao Lang retreated with one blow and caught up with Zhuang Heng: "Come with me!"

Although the national teacher's eyes were so hot that he couldn't see anything, he could hear the sound and distinguish his position. He immediately raised his hand and shot a line of fire in the direction where Zhuang Heng was escaping. fly away.

Xiao Lang picked him up and hugged him, and ran wildly, but the fire wire of the national teacher seemed to have eyes, and bent again and continued to chase them.

Zhuang Heng saw that the national teacher was also following closely behind the line of fire, and was about to catch up. He was so frightened that he immediately moved out the large freezer in the system, and at the same time quickly opened the door to face the line of fire. After all, the line of fire is not as clever as a human. Before it could open up into a net, it plunged into the freezer. The door of the freezer closed with a "squeak", and the fire wire went out instantly, disappearing without a trace in the freezer.

The national teacher seemed to be backlashed, clutching his heart and pausing in mid-air for a moment, Zhuang Heng laughed loudly: "National teacher, you are running naked!"

The national teacher was so angry that his face was twisted, he raised his hand and grabbed a subordinate, took off the man's clothes and wrapped them around himself.

Xiao Lang took this opportunity to rush to the altar halfway up the mountain with Zhuang Heng in his arms. During this period, people from the national teacher came from all directions up and down the mountain, and they were all stopped by the pepper rain.

ai yelled anxiously: [Master, what should I do if the chili is almost used up! ]

Zhuang Heng gritted his teeth: [Pour the cooking oil over!I will burn anyone who dares to come! ]

Damn!Bullying me Modern people are merciful, aren't they!Let you hear the reputation of Master Crane in the future and be terrified!

Seeing a bucket of oil falling from the sky and splashing on everyone, although everyone had never used such pure oil, they could still smell the oil, and immediately looked around suspiciously, for fear that another ball of fire would fall somewhere.

Zhuang Heng discovered that there was still glutinous rice flour in the system, and took out another bag and sprinkled it on the people who were chasing up. Xiao Lang carried Zhuang Heng across the altar, and quickly dodged into the alchemy room while everyone was blinded.

Zhuang Heng said in shock: "Aren't you throwing yourself into a trap!"

"It's okay, don't panic." Xiao Lang comforted in a low voice, and at the same time bypassed the sizzling alchemy furnace, patted several places on the wall vigorously, and then stomped down heavily with his feet on different positions, only to hear a muffled "boom" Suddenly, a certain piece of ground in the corner of the stone room cracked open, revealing a dark secret passage below.

Xiao Lang hugged him and jumped down the secret passage, and the crack closed again with a "bang".

Zhuang Heng was dumbfounded in the darkness: "...what's going on?"

Xiao Lang said: "This is a secret way, the national teacher does not know of its existence, we will be safe hiding here."

The voices of the two echoed heavily, and it sounded like this was a very large and empty space. Facing the unknown, Zhuang Heng inexplicably felt chills on his back, and subconsciously squeezed against Xiao Lang's chest: "Can a fire be lit in here?" ?”

Xiao Lang hugged him tightly: "Yes."

Zhuang Heng immediately took out the lighter and turned it on with a "snap". The faint light of the fire could only illuminate Xiao Lang's face, and the light would be swallowed up by the darkness if it was a little further away. However, it is always good to have light, it is better than nothing, Zhuang Heng heaved a sigh of relief , before it was a matter of life and death, he only cared about escaping for his life, but now his whole body has collapsed, and he has become a useless crane.

After quieting down, he realized that Xiao Lang's arms holding him were trembling belatedly, he raised his eyes hastily, and only then saw the fine beads of sweat oozing from Xiao Lang's forehead, he was shocked: "Hurry up!" Let me down! Did the national teacher do something to you again?"

Xiao Lang put him down and told him, "Don't move around."

Zhuang Heng turned into a human and stretched out his hand to support him. At the same time, he took out the freezer again. After thinking about whether the fire wire would re-ignite inside, he put the freezer back and replaced it with a larger double-door refrigerator. Also let Xiao Lang get in.

Xiao Lang came out not long after staying inside, his face was as pale as paper, but his energy recovered slightly: "The national teacher should think that we have run out of the palace and went out to find us."

Zhuang Heng stared at him worriedly: "Is it better? Has the national teacher stopped?"

Xiao Lang nodded: "He doesn't care about punishing me right now."

Zhuang Heng held up a lighter to shine on his face: "How did the national teacher punish you?"

Xiao Lang looked at his face close at hand, and wanted to make a fool of himself, so he said pitifully: "He has poisoned my body, and I will be under his control for the rest of my life. freed himself."

Zhuang Heng felt pain in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He turned his head and took a lighter to look around: "How long are we going out?"

A trace of disappointment flashed in Xiao Lang's eyes, and he greedily stared at his side face: "It won't be long, we will go out after the national teacher leads the people away."

Zhuang Heng was a little worried: "I can hide after I go out, what should you do? What if the national teacher makes things difficult for you again..."

Xiao Lang suddenly hugged him forcefully: "Hehe, are you worried about me?"

Zhuang Heng hesitated for some reason, stretched out his hand to push him, but seeing that he couldn't push him, he turned around and pointed the back of his head at him, but unexpectedly found that the place they were in was a little weird.

The refrigerator has not been retracted, the refrigerator door is open, the light on the top inside is bright enough, and it can shine farther than the lighter in his hand. He uses the light of the refrigerator light to see clearly under his feet, and is surprised to find that he will step on it a few steps ahead. Kong, he looked up and saw the pitch black bottom below, so he immediately retracted in fright: "You, you...you just told me not to move around, is that what you mean?"

Xiao Lang nodded: "I was afraid to scare you, so I didn't say it, I didn't expect you to find out by yourself."

Zhuang Heng stammered: "Why does this mountain look hollow? Is there a cliff underneath?"

Xiao Lang said: "That's right."

Unwilling to give up, Zhuang Heng rummaged through the system and found that there was a strong flashlight inside: [How could there be such a thing?Is this a kitchen tool? ]

ai: [Yes, the system is afraid that you will have the habit of camping and picnicking in the middle of the night, so it has prepared such a flashlight. ]

Zhuang Heng expressed his admiration for the system, took out the flashlight and turned it on to take a picture of the surrounding area, then took a deep breath: "This stone ladder goes straight down? Where can it go?"

The cave revealed its true face under the strong light, and it looked like a deep well with a huge diameter. A stone ladder, whether it was congenital or man-made, spiraled down the well wall until it was submerged in the darkness. The top of the terrace, perhaps next to the entrance, is much wider than the stone stairs below, a platform the size of a small bedroom.

Xiao Lang saw that he looked dizzy looking down, so he hurriedly pulled him back a few steps and stuck it against the wall, telling the truth: "This is the way to the underground dark city, it just so happens that the national teacher is making alchemy above, and the dark city will send people here from time to time Steal some fire and go back, the fire of the national division is different from ordinary fire, just a little is enough to forge iron for half a month."

Zhuang Heng's eyes lit up: "Forging iron? Forging weapons?"

Xiao Lang nodded: "Yes."

Zhuang Heng asked: "Where are you going?"

Xiao Lang didn't hide it: "Abandoned Capital."

Zhuang Heng suddenly fell silent.

Xiao Lang was a little anxious, observing his expression: "Hehe..."

Zhuang Heng couldn't tell what was going on in his heart, and after a long time he said in a shy voice, "You, a young man of a small country, know quite a lot."

Xiao Lang: "I... I also heard... what my ancestors said..."

Zhuang Heng was short of breath, jumped up and slapped him on the head: "You belong to the duck, right?"

Xiao Lang was confused by the beating: "Duck?"

Zhuang Heng panted with a "hush and wheeze": "Yes! The duck! It's still dead, it's hard-mouthed!"

Xiao Lang was afraid that he would be angry and ignore him, so he held his wrist and said, "Hehe, it doesn't matter if you hit him a few more times."

Zhuang Heng pulled his hand out forcefully: "Stop beating! Hand hurts!"

Xiao Lang hastily grabbed his hand and rubbed it.

Zhuang Heng's face suddenly became hot, and he pulled it out again: "What's the matter with you? Are you going to tell me or not?"

Xiao Lang pretended to be stupid: "What did you say?"

"Say you are..."

Xiao Lang suddenly kissed him to stop him, and was forced to leave when he was pulling his ears out, but reached out to hug him, buried his face in his neck, and said shyly: "I'm not, not now."

The author has something to say: National Teacher: I am bald, and I have become stronger.

Hehe: No, you are bald, and you are also naked.

National Teacher: Ahhhhhhhh!

【look here! 】Tomorrow, I need to take a break with my family, so I won’t add more updates. The normal update may be a little later. I’ll get up again on Monday. =3=