Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

In the royal palace of the capital city, Xiao Lang, who was awakened by Xu Wu, got up from the couch with a gloomy face about to storm, stretched his arms to let Xu Wu dress him, and turned his head to look at Geng Liu beside him: "It's only three o'clock." God, what happened?"

"My lord, I just received a letter from the second son of Shen Guo. The matter is urgent. Zuo Zai and several adults are already waiting outside the hall, saying that they want to ask the lord to rise up to discuss matters." Xu Wu bowed his head and tied his belt. , his eyes glanced down inadvertently, and when he saw a certain place being jacked up high, he paused in surprise, and hurriedly looked away, suddenly realized, and said in his heart: Since sleeping with the fairy king, the Lord's will Strength is getting worse day by day, even a dream can... cough cough...

Xiao Lang was seen growing up by him since he was a child, and regarded him as half an elder. Seeing him suppressing a smile at this moment, he felt a little uncomfortable, and said bluntly: "I'm thirsty, pour me some herbal tea."

He wanted to calm down immediately, but the fire on the other end was burning, how could it be said that it would calm down when it calmed down?Just now he was still lying on Zhuang Heng, when he heard Xu Wu calling him, he wanted to get out of the dummy uncontrollably, he had no choice but to return here before he could lie back to his original position, his breathing was still not stable, To hell with being calm.

There were ministers waiting to discuss matters outside, so he didn't have time to take a dip in the cold pool, so he hurriedly drank a few sips of herbal tea, finally dispelling his desire, and then turned to the study.

Xiao Lang was ready to put all his eggs in one basket, and at the same time ordered to attack the State of Shen, he ordered the arrest of all the eyes and ears of the national teachers in the palace, especially around the study room. The few who came now were all confidantes, so they had no scruples about discussing matters, Zuo Zai Show him the secret letter of the second son of Shen Guo: "Your Majesty, the second son of Shen Guo is willing to surrender to us, we might as well join hands with him, so as to reduce casualties and save worry and effort."

Xiao Lang looked at the secret letter, his face became extremely ugly.

Zuo Zai was shocked: "What's wrong? Isn't this a good thing?"

Xiao Lang closed his eyes and was breathing heavily, as if he wanted to kill someone.

It's a good thing, but it's so annoying!If you are as close to me as you are, our ancestors are not enough for you?What are you talking about, Xianjun!Xianjun just sold you a few carts of potatoes and salt, not for nothing, what kind of relatives are you attached to!

Several ministers looked at each other in amazement, one of them tentatively said: "Your Majesty means that we can fight as we like? Leave him alone?"

Another person said: "We just want to fight in Shen Guo, so that we can lead the national teacher there. As for whether we fight Shen Guo, or Shen Guo fights himself, it doesn't make much difference. Why don't we save some food and grass?"

Xiao Lang put the secret letter on the fire with a cold face, and said quietly: "Do you think that the second son of Shen Guo is more suitable for business?"

Courtiers: "..."

Zuo Zai Fushu opened his mouth: "This...is a son of a country after all."

Xiao Lang said: "What if he is no longer a son of a country?"

Zuo Zai: "..."

Xiao Lang continued: "We can cooperate with him, but after the national teacher is settled, I will take Shen Guo back."

Zuo Zai: "!!!"

The courtiers were all in a hurry, and Qi Qi advised: This is not good!You are the son of heaven, you promise a thousand gold, how can you cooperate with others on the front foot, and then cross the river and demolish the bridge on the back foot?If you don't keep your word like this, what will the people of the world think of you?How will the princes treat you?Be careful about this!

Zuo Zai was so anxious that he pulled off a beard: "Your Majesty understands what your majesty is thinking. Now that the vassal states are full of ambitions, it is true that they cannot be tolerated anymore, but the vassal states are all entrusted by the ancestors. There is no reason to convince the people. We cannot Do it, this matter still needs to be discussed in the long run!"

Xiao Lang got up and said lightly: "I'm just saying it casually, don't take it seriously."

The courtiers looked up at him, always feeling that his eyes were more murderous, and they couldn't see through his real thoughts for a while.

"Please trouble Zuo Zai to reply to the second son of Shen Guo, saying that I agree to this matter."

Xiao Lang confessed, walked out of the study, and couldn't wait to go back to the bedroom to lie down, but when he closed his eyes, he could no longer hear Zhuang Heng's voice, nor could he feel other movements.

Xiao Lang opened his eyes, feeling uneasy. He originally wanted to get close to comfort Zhuang Heng. After all, he planned to propose a marriage. It was good to show his affection, but he didn't expect to leave halfway. Now that Zhuang Heng put the dummy away, he also I don't know if he was annoyed, he wished he could rush to Zhuang Heng's side immediately, but now is the critical moment, he must sit in the palace and cannot leave easily.

Looking at the leak, Xiao Lang put his hands between his brows and rubbed for a moment, then got up again, walked out of the dormitory to the lake, summoned a person from the dark city and asked, "What's going on in the abandoned capital?"

The man's body was hidden under the water, only his head and face were exposed, and with his pale complexion, he looked a little creepy in the night: "Everything is fine in the abandoned city, but the city is getting hotter and hotter, I don't know how long it will last."

Xiao Lang frowned, and his heart sank. People in the dark city can control the water, but they can't do anything about the fire. The national teacher's fire is very evil, and it doesn't work at all. Not only can't put out the fire, but it will make the fire worse Even higher, now that the fire is burning hot and close to the city wall, half of the water in the moat has been dried up.

At this time, ripples suddenly appeared on the surface of the lake. The man lowered his head to look, and hurriedly sank into the water, but surfaced again after a while, and said to Xiao Lang, "My lord, news came from the waste capital that after the national teacher left, Ji Dashi took the People attacked the city tower, and at this time the people arranged by the national teacher have all been controlled."

Xiao Lang hurriedly asked: "Where is the fairy?"

The man paused for a moment, with a strange look on his face: "Xianjun... climbed to the top of the tower to cook."

Xiao Lang: "..."

It was already the middle of the night, and the people in the abandoned capital city rejoiced. Although the fire around them had not been resolved, everyone was at ease with the presence of Xianjun.

Didn't you see that Commander Ji led people to attack the city tower without any effort?That's all because of Xianjun's presence!

The common people embraced Zhuang Heng and went up to the tower, then lay down on the ground and worshiped reverently. After the worship, they got up and began to praise Zhuang Heng's figure in a simple and sincere way.

"The immortal king's mana is far superior to that of the national teacher, but he does not show the mountains and the water. This is the demeanor that an immortal should have."

"That's right. Before, we didn't know that the celestial lord could transfer form and shape, and travel thousands of miles in an instant. If such abilities were possessed by the national teacher, he would have displayed them long ago."

"Xianjun can save us from starvation, but the national teacher can't."

"Xianjun also said that he will open a school in the future to teach us how to read and write. The national teacher will never have such kindness."

"There are so many magic tools of the Immortal Lord, which have never been seen or heard. What else can the national teacher do besides being able to light a fire."

"Immortal Monarch... National Teacher..."

Zhuang Heng went to the top of the city tower, while inspecting the servants of the national teacher who were tied into rice dumplings and covered their mouths, while listening to others telling the rainbow farts of the people in the city, the loyal fans of the national teacher were so angry that their faces turned green. Zhuang Heng waved his hands with a smile , with a humble look: "Hey, there is no need to be like this. I am not the same as the national teacher. Wouldn't it be a drop in price to compare me with him?"

Really, chasing stars is chasing stars, why do you praise and step on one, do I need this kind of promotion?unnecessary!

Seeing that his face was full of contempt for the national teacher, the loyal fans of the national teacher were so angry that their eye sockets protruded, and they wanted to rush to bite him. Before they went crazy, Ji Dashi led his brothers and kicked them over.

Ji Dashi spat on the ground, and said fiercely: "Be honest, if you dare to disrespect the fairy, I will throw you out of here immediately!"

Outside the city wall is a sea of ​​flames set by the national teacher. Wouldn't it mean that there would be no bones left in the fall?When those people heard Ji Dashi's words, their faces changed.

Ji Dashi didn't let anyone take them down, but only said: "Take care of them, let them see the abilities of Xianjun!"

As he spoke, he led a group of people to attack Zhuang Heng.

The heat wave on the top of the city tower was overwhelming, and Zhuang Heng chose to broadcast live in such a place. It was a crime. The people below looked up one by one, wiping their sweat and feeling distressed, but because Zhuang Heng went to the top of the city tower to find a way to put out the fire, everyone couldn't hide it. Respected and proud, everyone was moved to tears.

Zhuang Heng asked AI to turn on the live broadcast, wiped his sweat and watched the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, and said in surprise: "Fuck! There are still people here at such a late hour! Fairy friends, you are too hardworking!"

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ahhh Hengheng is online!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] What's going on?What is the situation behind you, Hengheng?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Oh my god, it can't be a forest fire, the sky is red!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Is there an air conditioner?No air conditioner or fan!Look at heating up the child!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng why are you dressed so tightly?Take it off!Take it off for me!

The barrage area suddenly had a sudden change in painting style, with "Tuo" swiping past one by one, Zhuang Heng almost didn't recognize the word "Tuo". He looked around and saw that there were men all around him, so there was nothing to shy away from, so he said to ai: [You Wouldn't you help me change my clothes? Look for cooler clothes. ]

ai: [Yes!I have a set of beach vacation clothes, but they are all made according to the size of my younger brother. If you wear them, they will be too big. Do you want to wear them? ]

Zhuang Heng: [Yes, yes!it's too hot!Big is good, ventilated and cool. ]

As Zhuang Heng spoke, he turned into a crane, his body returned to the system, and AI helped him change his clothes in seconds, and then came out quickly after changing.

Ji Dashi and others: "???"

Live broadcast room: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Zhuang Heng looked down, and he didn't expect the supplier's clothes to be so tasteful. He thought that the beach holiday clothes would be colorful Hainan style, but he didn't expect it to be pure white with a refreshing color, which is very textured on the body, and the waist of the trousers is Although the elastic band is one size too big, it just slides down a bit, and it doesn't slip off when it gets stuck in the crotch, so it barely fits.

ai thoughtfully helped him search the shelves, and found a floor fan, and after asking Zhuang Heng's opinion, he quickly bought it with Jinjiang coins and brought it out for him to use: [Cooking is too hard on a hot day, Electric fans are also considered kitchen supplies!Our system also provides vertical air conditioners and central air conditioners, but you don't have enough balance, master, so you can only do this first. ]

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when Ji Dashi and others looked surprised when they observed the fan.

Zhuang Heng had no choice but to move out Xiao Lang's replica and put it next to him. There was only one set of beachwear, and the ai wore long-sleeved trousers for the replica, but for the occasion, the sleeves were rolled up. Zhuang Heng turned around and copied Pat on the shoulder of the body: "Brother, you are a model anyway, you are not afraid of the heat, so just let it go."

Barrage area: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I command you to marry immediately!

After tossing around for a while, others have already helped him prepare the ingredients. He turned around and started cooking. He glanced at the barrage area, and the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously.

Barrage area: ah ah ah ah I'm dead!Why are you smiling so sweetly!

Zhuang Heng made up his mind and pretended not to see it, let AI adjust the angle of the aerial camera, and began to explain the current situation to everyone, not noticing that the replica beside him had opened his eyes.

Xiao Lang's eyes were blank for a moment, then gradually cleared up, his eyes fell on Zhuang Heng, the joy in his eyes froze suddenly before it melted, his face was tense, his eyes sized up Zhuang Heng, his heart was overwhelmed, the volcano erupted, the earth rocking...

Zhuang Heng stood upright, with his head slightly lowered, his slender neck leaning out in a seductive arc, his exposed arms were as white as fine porcelain, and his legs were also exposed, because a city wall blocked the light, shrouded in darkness. The upper layer is hazy orange, and the lines of the calf are tight and tense, which is more attractive than seeing clearly directly. Xiao Lang felt that he was about to burn, and he didn't know whether it was more desire or more anger. He wanted to tear it apart. Cloth covered Zhuang Heng, wanting to drive away all irrelevant people, and even more wanted to drag Zhuang Heng to a place where no one was around to teach him a lesson, but he thought that the most likely result of doing so would be that Zhuang Heng would permanently seal up the dummy, He bit his cheek again to hold back.

Can't let him know that I can control the body of the dummy...

Xiao Lang took a deep breath and lowered his eyes, and accidentally saw Zhuang Heng's feet wearing sandals, and his restless toes...

Xiao Lang: "!!!"

To explode!I don't know whether to be angry or hold back!

At this time, Zhuang Heng had finished introducing the background, and began to talk about the purpose of today's live broadcast: "My agent has already contacted the fire equipment supplier for me. I don't know if the relevant person in charge is watching the live broadcast? The fire is really big now. Time to prove your product is great!"

When Xiao Lang heard him talking about the fire, most of the fire in his body was extinguished immediately. He looked at Zhuang Heng's side face. Although there was an electric fan blowing, he was still sweating profusely. Zhuang Heng was talking about the fire extinguishing plan very seriously. Listening to it, my heart is so sore and soft, let alone angry, I am afraid that my whole heart will melt into water.

Zhuang Heng said without delaying his cooking: "The area of ​​the fire is close to the city wall. You can see that there is a moat next to it, but someone tried it before, and they couldn't use water. I thought about it, and probably only a dry ice fire extinguisher can solve it. Around the city wall, the supply must be very large. If you are interested, you can talk to my agent in detail. Think about how spectacular such a big fire was extinguished by the whole city! This scene can be directly used as an advertisement The camera is on! Let me ask you if your heart is moving!"

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is the first time I see a host so hard for an endorsement, and the endorsement category is so strange.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Is Hengheng trying to promote the safety of using fire?What a positive energy anchor who loves public welfare!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Is it time to promote garbage sorting next time hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Look at this special effect!The major crews came in and were beaten!

Zhuang Heng asked the AI ​​to switch back to the close-up view, and the audience in the live broadcast room realized that Xiao Lang had opened his eyes and was staring at Zhuang Heng all the time. The cp fan went crazy: ahhhhhh brother, what kind of eyes do you have!I'm going to be killed by Su!

Zhuang Heng turned his head in doubt, Xiao Lang quickly closed his eyes.

The CP fans continued to howl: Ahhhhhhhhh peeping was discovered!I'll forget it!

Zhuang Heng was at a loss: "Are you talking about my younger brother? Can the model move?"

The fans are very cooperative with his performance: can't move, hahaha can't move at all.

Zhuang Heng dispelled his doubts and continued cooking.

This live broadcast lasted until dawn. During this period, Xiao Lang got out of the replica body and returned to the main body due to urgency. Inexplicably, he lit up the ability to shuttle back and forth.

At dawn, Zhuang Heng finally got the good news.

AI excitedly spread the contract in front of him: [Master, look!It's settled! ]

Although Zhuang Heng had been looking forward to it, he was surprised when he got the news: [So soon? ]

The endorsement of fire equipment this time was not easy. The kitchen needs to pay attention to fire safety, and the product can be linked to the live broadcast of food, but he can only endorse it at present, and cannot purchase it, which means that the express delivery he receives must be endorsed. Samples cannot be purchased products. Firefighting equipment is different from the previous clothes and wigs. There are many styles of clothes and wigs. In order to let the model show off, one of each style will be sent out. Naturally, there will be a lot of firefighting equipment. The models of firefighting equipment are limited , it is not enough to send only one of each style, and the system does not allow large quantities of purchases, which is very difficult.

Zhuang Heng read the contract carefully, and was almost moved to tears: [Fuck, it's actually settled!Are you Da Jinjiang so good?Such a large quantity, to purchase in the name of your big Jinjiang, and then make a deal with me internally, it can be done like this! ]

ai: [Yes!Our Dajinjiang is really very humane. As long as it is a reasonable request from users, we will try our best to meet it. This time the situation is dangerous, and the audience thought it was a deliberate effect, but we Dajinjiang knew it was true, so we did it Made an exception as a middleman. ]

Zhuang Heng: [Wooooooooow, why are you Da Jinjiang so good!Can you really answer any reasonable request? ]

Ai said honestly: [Generally, but it may not be possible to change the server. Convulsions are the characteristics of our Dajinjiang, and the characteristics cannot be lost. ]

Zhuang Heng choked up for a moment: [...but I am still very touched, thank you!Really, it solved my urgent need, thank you Da Jinjiang for helping me! ]

ai: [No thanks, as a middleman, anyway, there is a commission, so I can make a lot of difference. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Realized the ai that I slipped out: [………]

Zhuang Heng adjusted his mood: [It should be, after all, it is a life-saving grace. ]

As he said, he quickly signed the contract, and after signing, let AI send it back. The delivery efficiency was very high this time. It didn't take long before all the fire extinguishers were delivered. Zhuang Heng took them all out in one go, lined them up on the city wall, and walked around The whole circle of the abandoned capital is extremely prosperous and spectacular.

Everyone on the city wall was stunned.

In order to save time, Zhuang Heng asked Ji Dashi to arrange the firefighting team while waiting for the fire extinguisher. At this time, the fire extinguisher was in place and all the people were in place. Zhuang Heng picked up a fire extinguisher and taught Ji Dashi and his group of brothers how to operate it , and then let these people teach it layer by layer. After everyone has learned it, Zhuang Heng looked at the fans of the National Teacher. Those people have begun to doubt life after watching his live broadcast. These fiery red unknown objects, they are crumbling.

Zhuang Heng didn't dare to act aggressive until he confirmed that the fire extinguisher was useful. He shook his head and sighed regretfully: "It's a pity that the national teacher can't see such a spectacular scene."

The fans of the National Division began to tremble as they watched the crowd lift up the fire extinguishers.

Zhuang Heng turned on the live broadcast again: "Fairy friends, it's time to witness the power of the fire extinguishers produced by our xxx manufacturer! Friendly reminder: the use of fire is not standardized, and relatives cry, we must pay attention to fire safety, always keep xxx brand fire extinguishers at home !"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t laugh or cry, but seeing the fire under the aerial camera, they were still touched by his sand sculpture advertisement, and they clicked on the link to place an order.

Zhuang Heng looked down, wiped off the water from his forehead, and shouted: "Forecast—start!"

As his voice fell, the drummer began to beat the drum vigorously, and the sound of the rumbling drum spread to every corner of the city. The soldiers on the city wall simultaneously pulled the safety pin, shook it lightly, and squeezed the handle according to the rhythm of the drum sound.

"laugh--"

Immediately, the sight was completely white, and then the heat wave subsided, and when the thick smoke dissipated, all the surrounding fires had been extinguished.

The drum beat again, announcing the good news to all the people in the city, and there was a cry of joy and tears in the city, and everyone knelt on the ground.

Zhuang Heng looked at the loyal fans of the national teacher again. Those people's faces were pale and trembling, and suddenly their eyes turned white, and they all fainted.

The author has something to say: ah, the time was set wrong again and it was sent ahead of time!This chapter is thick and long!Completed!mwah!Love you guys!