Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The people in the city rejoiced and slaughtered chickens and geese to celebrate, and everyone was smiling, just like celebrating the New Year. Only Zhuang Heng was sad alone, and he sighed on the couch: "There are millions! I'm not rich anymore! I'm now a poor man with millions in debt!"

ai echoed: [Yes!I owe a lot of money!How to say that sentence, the purchase is a temporary pleasure, and the debt crematorium is paid off! ]

Zhuang Heng did not expect that this idiot not only did not comfort him, but also sprinkled salt on his wounds. He wanted to cry but had no tears, so he sat up and took out Xiao Lang's replica. The two sat cross-legged on the couch, one with his eyes closed, A face full of pain.

Zhuang Heng patted the replica on the shoulder: "Little brother! In order to save your people, I bought tens of thousands of fire extinguishers in debt. The amount is huge. This money can buy a house with us. You say this debt ...Shouldn't you take the initiative to help me bear it?"

Xiao Lang was discussing matters at the other end, when he heard Zhuang Heng's voice, he paused for a moment, his expression became slightly condensed, because he did not penetrate into the duplicate body, the duplicate body still did not respond.

Zhuang Heng looked at "Xiao Lang"'s face a little distractedly, moved his hand away from his shoulder, and stroked his fingertips gently across his face, and finally landed on his nose, poking the tip of his nose lightly: [In this way Well, I don’t want you to pay them all back. After all, the national teacher is targeting me. The common people are affected by me, and I am also responsible. Why don’t we split five to five and a half? ]

ai: [Wow!That means you and your little brother jointly bought a suite! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai: [Master, it's useless to talk to the clone, you have to talk to the little brother face to face. ]

Zhuang Heng choked, pretended not to hear it, and continued to entertain himself: "I don't want to? Too much? Then you four and I six!... No? Then you three and seven...you two and eight can't change Too much!...Forget it, forget it, you can pay back [-]%...Or don't you agree?...Oh, forget it, I should bear it myself, anyway, I will get the money soon..."

ai: [Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, so touched!You said you wanted to raise your younger brother, and you really did it! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

After a night without rest, Zhuang Heng was tired and sleepy. He talked to Xiao Lang's replica for a while, his eyelids began to droop, his mind gradually became confused, and he didn't know when he fell asleep. Xiao Lang felt the pain on his shoulder. With the weight on it, speed up the political affairs, send people to leave, get up and go back to the bedroom to rest, and penetrate into the copy body as quickly as possible.

He opened his eyes, and saw the dilapidated walls of Ji Dashi's house, which made him a little unhappy. He looked down at the person who was sleeping soundly on his shoulder, raised his hand to support him, carefully helped him to lie down, and said in a low voice : "Isn't the house I gave you better than this?"

As she spoke, she lowered her head and rubbed the tip of her nose with him, thinking of the feeling of his fingers brushing her face, her heart palpitations exuded a little sweetness, and she became happy again: "If you can't stop, you can just live in the palace with me."

Zhuang Heng was in a deep sleep, and didn't catch his whisper, but subconsciously stretched out his arms to hug him, completely in the posture of hugging a pillow.

Xiao Lang kissed him on the lips, touched his slightly dark eyes, lay down with him, and didn't leave until he was about to wake up after a full sleep.

After Zhuang Heng got up, he ate a simple meal and went to the street to see that the abandoned city had returned to its former order, and everything was in order. The only difference was that everyone wanted to sign up to be the disciple of the Immortal Monarch, and the yamen was much more lively than usual.

Waste is safe for the time being, but there is still a war going on in Shenguo, Zhuang Heng left in a hurry before, and didn't have time to inquire about Xiao Lang's plan. He didn't know what this battle had to do with the national teacher, so he couldn't help but feel a little worried about Xiao Lang. In addition, he was not very worried about Qi An who was still in Shen Kingdom, fearing that Qi An, who had already defected, would be brutally murdered if he was found by the national teacher.

Now that he can teleport, it is easy to inquire about the news. Thinking of this, he hurried to Shen Guo, found Qi An and asked about the situation.

Qi An has a close relationship with the second son of Shen Guo, and he understands the situation very clearly, so he naturally knows the movements of the national teacher. Seeing that Zhuang Heng cares about him, he is excited: "Don't worry, Immortal Monarch, I have a way to avoid the national teacher. Young master also promised to protect me well, I will be fine!"

Zhuang Heng saw that he was so sure, so he was relieved, thinking that he had worked under the National Teacher's hand anyway, so he inquired about the news: "Then do you know what the National Teacher is going to do here? Where is he now?"

Qi An looked around and lowered his voice: "At the moment, the soldiers and horses of the two sides are fighting. The national teacher is obviously busy preparing the altar, but he is actually watching from the sidelines. He only waits for the battle to be over to extradite the dead soldiers. As far as I know, the national teacher's actions will not only consume no cultivation base, but also greatly increase the skill, this matter seems a bit strange to me, but I don't know exactly how."

Seeing that he couldn't explain why, Zhuang Heng knew that the national teacher was very wary and didn't let others find out the details, so he patted Qi An on the shoulder, explained a few business matters, and then left.

Qi An only had time to nod his head, but before he could speak, he saw Zhuang Heng disappear in front of him out of thin air.

Qi An opened his mouth wide in shock: "..."

Zhuang Heng left Shen Guo, teleported back to the abandoned capital, staring at Xiao Lang's clone in a daze.

ai said that he couldn't understand: [Master, aren't you worried about my little brother?Why don't you go to the palace? ]

Zhuang Heng tugged at the replica's hair, having a great time: "My little brother should be very busy now, so I'd better not bother you. Right brother?"

Xiao Lang: "..."

ai was a little suspicious: [Really?Master, are you lying?My heart beat faster. ]

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Zhuang Heng was still worried about Xiao Lang, and lingered for a long time: "How about... I'd better go and have a look."

ai: [You human beings are so strange, you do this for a while, and then do that for a while, over and over again. ]

Zhuang Heng: "..."

ai: [Then master, where are you planning to land this time? ]

Zhuang Heng thought for a while: "Choose a place in the palace that is farthest from the bedroom."

ai: [Where? ]

Zhuang Heng: "Houshan, the alchemy room of the national teacher."

ai: [...It is possible, but not necessary. ]

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Zhuang Heng felt that it was still very necessary. Last time he thought he was smart enough to choose a bedroom next door, but he didn't expect to bump into Xiao Lang directly. This time, no matter what, he couldn't meet Xiao Lang head-on again. He couldn't stand the clingy big dog at all, he was really afraid that if he had an impulse, he would take the initiative to get close to him.

He tidily combed the clone's hair again, and poked at his chest again: "Brother, stay where you usually stay and don't wander around, you understand?"

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng said to put the clone into the system, first went to the yamen to check the registration status, then went outside the city to look at a few wetlands suitable for red-crowned cranes, and planned to bring all the big cuties of the family group to the system when he came back. Brought it over to An's house, looked here and there, dawdled for a long time, until it was dark before teleporting to the alchemy room of the national teacher.

The national teacher is not in the palace now, and the guards outside the alchemy room are not strict. Besides, Xiao Lang took him out once before, and he is familiar with the route. When he is in a safe zone, he can turn into a red-crowned crane, and he can stay in the palace. Walked swaggeringly.

Zhuang Heng's plan was quite good, but just a few steps away from the inside of the alchemy furnace, he bumped into Xiao Lang head-on.

Zhuang Heng: "?!"

ai yelled: [Ahhhhhhhh so scary!How come the little brother is so elusive! ]

Zhuang Heng stared at Xiao Lang with wide eyes, then quickly turned his head to look at the surrounding environment, suspecting that he had made a mistake in landing, but the alchemy furnace was right next to him, so he couldn't be wrong, he was completely stunned: "Why are you here?"

"Hehe!" Xiao Lang took a step forward, grasped his hand involuntarily, and began to open his eyes and talk nonsense, "I just came out of the secret passage, and when I heard something behind me, I turned around to have a look, I didn't expect it to be you, you How did you come here?"

The doubts and surprises on his face were particularly in place, it didn't look like he was sitting here waiting for a long time, Zhuang Heng didn't doubt him at all, he just doubted life: [What's going on!Why can I meet him in such a remote place that I have carefully selected?This probability can be bought, right? ]

ai is also in a trance: [Wow... what kind of fate is this...]

"It's not safe here, let's leave as soon as possible." As Xiao Lang said, he suddenly bent over and picked up Zhuang Heng horizontally, and strode out. Seeing Zhuang Heng blushing and struggling to get off the ground, he quickly tightened the strength of his arms, and whispered , "Don't move, be careful not to be discovered."

Zhuang Heng didn't dare to move immediately.

Xiao Lang carried him down the mountain, and carried him into a Xuan car.

The Xuan car started, the curtain fell, Zhuang Heng finally broke free from his arms, supported the short couple next to him and wailed softly: [Ah, ah, human-shaped pillows are useless at all!What about antibodies? ]

ai: [Master, are you still unable to bear it? ]

Xiao Lang had already leaned over, and Zhuang Heng stuck his back against the wall of the carriage in a futile manner: "Xiao...Xiao Lang..."

"Huh?" Xiao Lang held his hand, "Are you worried about me and came here to see me?"

Zhuang Heng counted his eyelashes at a close distance: "Speak well, don't get so close."

Xiao Lang stared at his rosy lips, his Adam's apple was rolling, he stepped back a little, and when Zhuang Heng breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly approached him again, smacked him on the face, smiled and said in a low voice: "Don't worry about me, I've arranged everything. .”

Zhuang Heng's hands on the low table suddenly tightened, and he said in a trembling voice, "Xiao Lang, let's have a good talk."

Xiao Lang moved closer: "What are you talking about?"

Zhuang Heng stretched out his hand to push him: "I told you, you are still young, I... don't think it's appropriate now..."

Xiao Lang wanted to hug him, but stretched out his hand, but stopped when he heard his words, and only touched his earlobe: "I also said, I'm not young anymore, I'm taller than you."

Zhuang Heng tilted his head to avoid his hand: "I... I had a relative in the past. He fell in love with one of his students, but his student was underage. After the incident was exposed, he was scolded and his future was ruined. Depression, premature death."

Xiao Lang paused: "It's true that a teacher-student relationship is contrary to ethics, but we are not."

Zhuang Heng hurriedly added: "No, he is not a teacher, but a tutor. Tutor and teacher have different meanings. His problem is not that the teacher and the student are in love, but that the person he likes is underage, about the same age as you. In our place You have to be full to come of age, and a man has to be 22 to get married."

Xiao Lang frowned: "So long?"

Ai was taken aback when he heard that: [Master, which relative are you?It's too miserable! ]

Zhuang Heng: [It's just made up. ]

ai: […]

The author has something to say: The author has been too cute recently, so he set the age of his younger brother a little younger, and now he has dug a hole for himself. Although marriage was early in ancient times, He He is a modern person, so let’s stick to the principle. But I'll try to keep the transition time as short as possible.

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This is yesterday's update, sorry to keep you waiting.

I was in the hospital for a long time yesterday, and when I came back, it was raining again. I was sleepy at night, and I vomited and had diarrhea in the middle of the night. When I was typing today, I looked back at what I wrote last night and felt like a pile of shit, so I had to delete and rewrite. otz