Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Xiao Lang was intimidated by Zhuang Heng's serious nonsense, thought for a moment, looked at him intently, and asked in a low voice: "Those immortal friends who usually watch you cook, are they from your place? They should have seen me and you. Get close? Have you...have you ever been gossiped by them?"

Seeing that his eyes were full of concern for himself, Zhuang Heng inexplicably felt guilty and guilty, lowered his eyes and nodded: "Well...they did say something..."

It's just that there's no slander at all, it's all the kind of screaming and wishing that he would hold hands with Xiao Lang and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate...

But Zhuang Heng knew in his heart that Xiao Lang was tall and tall, and his words and deeds were old-fashioned. If he didn't deliberately mention his age, it would be hard for others to think that he was underage. If the audience in the live broadcast room knew the real situation, the comment style might be different It's different now, maybe someone will report it, and he was not wronged at all. Thinking of this, Zhuang Heng felt less guilty for lying.

He was afraid that Xiao Lang would be too worried, so he comforted him: "Just a word or two occasionally, it's not a big problem."

Xiao Lang frowned, apparently taking his words seriously, he thought that fortunately he restrained himself when Hehe was cooking, and more intimate actions were done in private, otherwise Hehe would have to suffer from other people's finger pointing , and I don't even know where those people are, so I can only watch helplessly. That kind of situation is unbearable.

Xiao Lang hesitated for a moment, then took Zhuang Heng's hand, Zhuang Heng wanted to pull it out, he immediately tightened his strength and said: "At this time, no one else is around, no one will say anything about you, so I can't just pull your hand? "

Zhuang Heng's heart softened when he heard the grievance overflowing from his throat, and he even lowered his voice: "It's not that I'm afraid of what others will say, it's that I can't pass the test in my heart, you...you let go. "

Xiao Lang did not let go, and stared at him stubbornly: "If I were older, would you be able to accept me?"

Zhuang Heng looked at his hands that he couldn't get rid of no matter what, his breathing trembled slightly, Xiao Lang's palms were scorching hot, with an irresistible force, his fingertips were pressed against his wrists, he could feel his pulse beating violently, crisp The numb itching and palpitations ran all over his body, obviously his hands were being held, but he felt as if his whole body was being hugged. He didn't dare to look Xiao Lang in the eyes, for fear that he would not be able to control himself and make outrageous actions. thing.

However, Xiao Lang moved closer, even the heat in his chest carried an aggression: "Hehe, look into my eyes and say, do you have concerns, or do you not like me?"

Zhuang Heng's back was rigidly pressed against the wall of the carriage, his eyes moved up, and he stopped when he reached his jaw, and muttered in a hoarse voice: "I don't dislike you, I just think you are still young..."

Xiao Lang pursed his lips tightly, still feeling a little uneasy in his heart, he released his hands from Zhuang Heng's hands, and went to hold Zhuang Heng's head: "Hehe, can you raise your face and look at me?"

Zhuang Heng couldn't bear it when he heard his low voice, so he raised his eyes, and his eyes fell into his dark eyes, those black eyes were too hot, like two suns filled with them, which could melt people, Zhuang Heng couldn't bear it at all , I felt drunk and dizzy with just one glance. Night Breeze opened the car curtain a little bit, and under the moonlight a gleam of lake light came in through the gap. Zhuang Heng didn't pay attention when the car stopped. On Xiao Lang's pupils, the scorching sun and the moonlight blend together, both warm and gentle.

"Xiao Lang..." Zhuang Heng was bewitched, his black and white eyes could not hide his feelings, "I like you, I like you very much, I... um..."

Xiao Lang excitedly kissed him, and firmly locked his instantly limp body between his chest and the wall of the carriage, holding his face with heavy breathing, and plundering him with extreme force, kissing him until he trembled.

Zhuang Heng came back to his senses, he froze in fright, he tried his best to push him away, but he couldn't do it when he wanted to get angry, after all, he was also responsible, he avoided Xiao Lang's scorching gaze, and wiped his numbness with shaking hands. Lips: "I've said so much, all in vain? Did you listen to it... eh!"

Xiao Lang took his hand away and sneaked another kiss, and when he was shocked and on the verge of getting angry, he quickly let go, pressed his forehead and panted heavily: "I couldn't hold back... Hehe, you please me, I'm so happy I promise it's just this one time! After tonight, I will never force you, you can wait until you say, you..."

After some entanglement, Zhuang Heng's clothes were loosely opened, Xiao Lang's eyes fell in, his tongue got stuck, and his tone suddenly changed, from the astringency of the first love to a low-pitched desire: "...you are so white. "

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

Xiao Lang clamped his hands, lowered his head and buried his face, but he didn't kiss him, he just bit his clothes and pulled them together in the middle, covering up the alluring whiteness.

Zhuang Heng closed his eyes, the scorching breath lingered on his neck, he felt like he was going to die: "Enough is enough, or I will beat you."

Hearing his trembling voice, Xiao Lang suddenly understood that he also had desires for himself, which made his uneasiness and anxiety disappear, and he was greatly satisfied psychologically. He finally let go of Zhuang Heng, and stepped back mercifully. After opening it a little, I saw Zhuang Heng smiling brightly: "Hehe, does it hurt you to beat someone?"

Zhuang Heng glared at him: "It hurts you to death."

Xiao Lang said: "I want to try."

Zhuang Heng's eyes widened, thinking he heard it wrong: "???"

Like a hunting beast, Xiao Lang rushed over to attack again, but he didn't kiss deeply like before, he only kissed here and pecked there, as if playing around, Zhuang Heng's reaction speed was half a beat slower than him, and he couldn't avoid it. I was so angry that I really wanted to hit him, but I couldn't beat him when I raised my fist, and I couldn't bear it.

Xiao Lang held his face, his eyes were full of smiles: "You are reluctant to hit me."

The tone is very certain.

Grinding his teeth, Zhuang Heng took a deep breath, took out an electric fan from the system and hit him in the face, and at the same time pressed the switch, the wind blew up "hula-la", which almost made him unable to open his eyelids: "Calm down !"

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng looked at him through the electric fan, his face was a little hot, and after speaking, his heart was not as tense as before, which he did not expect, Xiao Lang's self-control was much higher than he imagined, even Even better than himself, a self-proclaimed adult, maybe because Xiao Lang knows how to measure, he now feels a sense of relief and peace of mind inexplicably.

Xiao Lang moved his gaze from his face to the electric fan, and out of curiosity he raised his hand to touch it, but Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he immediately said, "Be careful! Don't let your fingers go in!"

Xiao Lang could only touch the edge of the fan: "What is this?"

He used it when he was in the replica body before cooking. Xiao Lang had seen an electric fan before, so he naturally knew its use. Now he just asked casually, pretending that he saw it for the first time.

Zhuang Heng said: "Fan Artifact, do you have a corrupt official in your court? You can sell it to him."

Xiao Lang nodded and didn't ask him why he wanted to sell it: "Of course there are corrupt officials, how much do you plan to sell?"

Zhuang Heng thought for a while: "The fan is actually not that expensive. Now that the scorching heat has passed, I can't sell it in my hometown. But no one here has seen it. It should be possible to sell it for a few dozen taels of gold, right?"

Xiao Lang tried a few buttons, and soon mastered the trick: "Things are rare and expensive, and this thing is a magic weapon of an immortal king. Not to mention dozens of gold cars, even ten thousand taels of gold is worth it." In my opinion, this item may fetch a sky-high price after spending some effort."

Zhuang Heng didn't expect him to be more greedy than himself: "How do you want to sell it?"

Xiao Lang said: "Everyone in the world knows that the Son of Heaven loves cranes, so many people want to do me a favour. They capture cranes and offer them to me. If I tell people to spread the word that the celestial lord has a magic weapon that can enjoy the cool air, It is deeply loved by the emperor, and there will definitely be many people who are willing to bring a lot of money to seek an audience. If there are more people who want to buy it, the price will rise. You just choose the most generous buyer."

Zhuang Heng opened his mouth: "You are really..."

Xiao Lang paused halfway through what he said, and asked doubtfully, "What is it?"

Zhuang Heng gave him a thumbs up: "Business genius!"

This abacus is too precise, the one with the highest price wins, isn't it similar to an auction, but when someone else pays a high price to snatch it back, the things are not kept for their own use, they are given to Xiao Lang, and the things come back after a circle Yes, but also a lot of money for nothing, simply.

Xiao Lang vaguely realized that his gesture meant a compliment, so he smiled, leaned over and kissed his thumb.

Zhuang Heng shook his hand, quickly retracted it, and stared at him.

Seeing his appearance, Xiao Lang's heart was itchy, and he leaned over to make a kiss, Zhuang Heng quickly took out another thing from the system, and slapped him in the face again.

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng: "This one can also be sold."

Xiao Lang looked at it, it looked a bit like an electric fan, but it didn't have rotating leaves, and Zhuang Heng didn't turn it on this time, he fiddled with the knob in doubt, and slowly felt his face heat up: "What is this?"

Zhuang Heng turned off the knob: "Don't use it close to it, it's a magic weapon for heating in winter, you can call him Little Sun."

Xiao Lang saw that he was going to sell this one and then that, so he felt uncomfortable, so he pushed the electric fan and the little sun to him: "Put it away, if you are in urgent need of money, I will transfer it to you from the private treasury. Keep it."

He knew how much Zhuang Heng had spent on extinguishing the sparks, and he didn't intend to ask him to bear the burden, but it was difficult for him to ask if Zhuang Heng didn't take the initiative to say it.

Zhuang Heng didn't appreciate it at all: "Are you stupid? You are a fool if you have money but don't make money!"

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng took out a microwave oven and put it in the car: "Look at this, cold food and cold dishes will be hot after a while!"

He took out another electric kettle: "Look at this, it boils water very quickly, no one needs to watch the fire, saving time and effort!"

Zhuang Heng moved out all the electrical appliances in the system: "I have a lot of magic weapons, and I feel uncomfortable without money!"

Xiao Lang was almost squeezed to the point where he had no place to sit, so he could only admit that he was a very rich fairy: "Okay, okay, listen to you, you put these away first, I can't even get close to you."

Zhuang Heng's face became hot: "What are you doing when you get close, it's fine like this."

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng saw that he was wronged, and he still took everything back, Xiao Lang immediately clung to him like a big dog, Zhuang Heng raised his hand in front of him: "Don't make trouble, I came mainly to ask how you plan to deal with it. National Teacher, see if there is anything I can help."

Xiao Lang pointed to the lake next to him: "Don't worry, the people of the underground dark city can unite to fight the national teacher, I have already planned it."

At this time, there was a soft sound in the lake, Xiao Lang lifted the curtain, Zhuang Heng looked along his line of sight, and saw a person's head protruding from the water, at the same time Xu Wu ran over and whispered to the person, the person quickly returned After sinking into the water and disappearing, Xu Wu ran to the front of the car and said, "My lord, the second son of the State of Shen attacked the palace at night, and we can withdraw our troops with money tomorrow morning."

Xiao Lang nodded: "Understood."

Xu Wu backed away and quickly disappeared from sight.

Zhuang Heng looked at the lake, and suddenly said: "It's no wonder that the faces of those who were taken into the abandoned capital as refugees last time were particularly pale. Do they live in the water all year round? Where is the underground dark city?"

Xiao Lang said: "The underground dark city is located in the extremely deep waters below the imperial mausoleum. They are not ordinary people. They were transformed into human forms by living creatures such as fish and shrimp in the underground river after hundreds of years of cultivation."

Zhuang Heng's eyes widened in shock: "Do they all obey your orders? Why?"

"I don't know. They don't listen to my orders, but to the emperor's orders. This has been the case for generations." Xiao Lang frowned, "I vaguely feel that I know the reason, but I don't remember what it is, and I don't remember who I heard it about."

Zhuang Heng never expected that the problem in the original text that troubled King Qi for a lifetime, the soldiers secretly raised by the emperor turned out to be some fish essence and shrimp essence, which completely exceeded the world structure of the original text, and it was definitely a design that the author added when writing the series of articles Certainly.

Zhuang Heng was very curious about their strength: "How many soldiers like this do you have?"

Xiao Lang said: "Innumerable, rivers, lakes and seas, anyone who can transform is counted, but because of the limited number of weapons, there are only a few hundred thousand who can go ashore to join the army and fight against the enemy."

It takes time to build weapons. According to his original plan, his combat power can be doubled in two or three years, but he really doesn't want to wait.

Zhuang Heng: "Damn!"

Xiao Lang: "???"

Zhuang Heng exclaimed: "You have one more military branch than others! Others only have the army, but you not only have the army, but also the navy. This is too awesome!"

Xiao Lang chewed his words: "Army? Navy?"

Zhuang Heng took out the timer and looked at it: "The combat power is so high, I have nothing to worry about. It's getting late, I should go back."

Xiao Lang hurriedly grabbed his wrist: "Don't go!"

Zhuang Heng blinked: "I just came here to take a look, and now I have to look at it, you should also rest."

Xiao Lang pulled him towards him: "He He, you stay with me."

Zhuang Heng stretched out his other hand to press against his chest: "No way!"

Seeing him pursing his lips, Xiao Lang suddenly pushed him down and kissed him deeply.

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he was about to explode: "You fucking took me...uh...everything I just said...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"

Xiao Lang kissed him hard, stopped and hugged him tightly, and chuckled softly in his ear: "I also said, today is the last time, and I will listen to you from now on."

Zhuang Heng pushed him: "Anyway, I'm leaving!"

Xiao Lang thought to himself, wherever you go, you still sleep with your arms around me, and couldn't help laughing softly again.

Zhuang Heng inexplicably felt his scalp go numb: "What are you laughing at?"

"Happy." Xiao Lang propped himself up and looked at him deeply, stroking the corners of his eyes with his fingers, "Just happy."

The author has something to say: He He: I have been single for more than [-] years, and I don't know what flirting is.

Brother: I don't know either.