[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

After changing his clothes, the clown ordered Bruce with his hair that blew up when he put on his clothes, "You tie my hair up, I want to braid it."

Naturally, Bruce brought the comb from the bathroom more respectfully than obediently. He had never tied anyone's hair before.

Now it's someone he likes who asks him to tie his hair, even if the other party uses a commanding tone, Bruce feels that it doesn't matter.

The clown sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and leaned comfortably on the sofa, waiting for Bruce to comb his hair. "Sweetheart, I think you'd better hurry up."

Bruce stared at the top of the clown's green hair and quietly rolled his eyes. The comb scraped lightly on the clown's scalp with a comfortable feeling. The clown relaxed and yawned a second later. called out.

"Oh, you bad--bad--Bruce." The clown held the severed hair, and Bruce pulled the hair out by the roots, and it hurt.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'll pay more attention next time." Bruce apologized without sincerity and then inadvertently tore off two hairs. See, he often dyes his hair.

The whole process of combing hair was almost full of the clown's screams and Bruce's insincere apology, and fortunately the clown was in a good mood today so he didn't hang Bruce out of the window to beat him.

After finally getting through the painful part of combing his hair, the clown sniffed tearfully and fucked Bruce.

He tore off at least a handful of his hair, and he didn't have much hair in the first place. If this continues, will he become like the previous generation of clowns? The hairline is worrying.

No, the last clown just had a higher hairline. Will he go straight to the Mediterranean?Or is there a lump of hair with no bumps?

He decided to go to the store with Natasha to maintain his hair in the future =-= Natasha has the most research on this aspect, just look at her beautiful and soft maroon hair.

While the clown was thinking wildly, Bruce took a peaked cap and a black mask from his pocket and handed them to the clown.

"What?" The clown stared at the thing Bruce handed to him in surprise, his eyes lingering between the thing and Bruce, "It's fine for me to change clothes, but you still want me to cover up my dazzling makeup?"

"The reason is the same as before, your bright makeup will make others disturb our date." Bruce shook his head helplessly

"Okay." The clown complained while wearing a peaked cap, "Sure enough, I still think it's more reliable to blow the heads of people who disturb the date with a baseball bat."

Bruce said earnestly, "Sometimes violence is not the way to solve unnecessary troubles."

After receiving a meaningful smile from the clown, he paused and continued, "Of course violence is often the fastest way to solve things."

Who makes Batman also a guy who advocates violence, but his violence never kills, at most it beats people to three or four quarters, commonly known as half-dead and dying.

"Oh~ sweetheart, I like your way of saying it." The clown replied with a smile

Bruce and the wrapped clown, who can hardly see any clown features from top to bottom, finally went out and embarked on their difficult dating journey.

After they came back at night, they didn’t go back to the hotel but drove directly to the alliance. Tonight is the night when the alliance snatches the keys. Bruce, as a ‘betrayer’, will naturally appear tonight. It’s nothing to Bruce to betray the alliance and betray the clown Pressure, the Joker is the only one in the league who knows he's a betrayer.

But the clown didn't mention this to anyone, which means that the alliance is also dispensable for the clown, so that the cooperation between Bruce and the police can run smoothly.

Seeing the clown and Bruce entering the door together, Harley, who was sitting on the sofa and fiddling with her hair, stared straight at her. Sure enough, she shouldn't have given Bruce the opportunity to send MR.J back last night. Seeing Bruce and the clown being so close, she The intestines are all green with regret.

The clown was in a good mood humming a little tune to greet the others. He and Bruce were late, but he didn't care.

"You are late." Bain said with a cold expression

"Are we late? That's it. Anyway, it doesn't have any effect on this operation, does it? After all, he is going on a date." The clown blinked and said, Bane was so arrogant that he thought he could solve everything by himself. He doesn't care about such little things.

Bain snorted coldly and issued an order to his subordinates standing behind him, "Brothers, tonight is the reason we gather together to fight."

Standing behind Baine is Baine's own troops, Baine treats them like brothers, the bounty is divided equally after each task is completed, so his subordinates also sincerely follow Baine.

Now that Bain needs potions, this is an action without a reward, and Bain did not force them to join, and all his subordinates also joined, which is a sense of loyalty.

The members of the Clown Gang saw the movement of Bain and his men and laughed a few times in disdain. Fucking shit, loyalty is not worth mentioning when life is threatened. It seems that Bain didn't even give him My companion explained how difficult this task was.

Bane's subordinates are completely different from the Clown Gang. Most of the members of the Clown Gang are clown fanatics like Harley. They follow the clown for their faith, and a small part of them are out of fear of death. Those who betray the clown will definitely It was the kind that was killed and died in a terrible way.

"Let's do our best for our goal." Baine said loudly in a rhythmic tone, and his subordinates enthusiastically catered to him.

"Bane has always been like this?" Bruce asked in a low voice to the clown who was bored with pulling out his cane and sword and putting it back in again.

"Huh? Which aspect are you referring to?" The clown replied in a low voice with some confusion

"Just like him just now." Bruce glanced around and found that no one except Harley noticed him and the clown, leaned forward and whispered in the clown's ear, and found that the clown did not reject his intimate action, Bruce also smiled provocatively at Harry quietly.

The inflatable hammer in the hand of the angry Harley creaked, and Bruce Wayne was provoking himself

"Yeah, he has always been like that, hehe, he is suitable to be a speaker who sells counterfeit medicine." The clown smiled and exaggeratedly imitated the speech movements of the speakers he had seen, his appearance was extremely funny.

Clowns have never looked down on those self-righteous orators, and they hang the slogan "I am with the people", but in fact they have a superior attitude. What is the difference between a criminal and a criminal.

It is even more hypocritical than the clown. The clown wears a mask of reality, while the orator wears a mask of morality. It sounds too boring.

Bruce laughed unconsciously when he saw the clown dancing and imitating the speaker's movements, his always gloomy eyes were filled with smiles, through today's date with the clown, his relationship with the clown has made great progress, even when he was close to him just now. The clown froze visibly but still relaxed and let Bruce whisper in his ear.

It's just that Bruce is a little happy when he thinks of the "betrayal" that will come next. Although Yi has long known that he is just an undercover agent sent, but then their relationship will be separated again, at least the relationship between the clown and Bruce will be separated. The relationship between Yi and Bruce is just average.

I don't know how long it will take for them to make out again. Bruce is a little unhappy thinking of this, but there is no time for Bruce to continue to be unhappy, and they set off.

Bruce drove the clown and Harley Quinn at the end of the team, while the convoy ahead had already exchanged fire with the guards guarding the potion.

The clown urged Bruce to stop. After Bruce parked the car by the side of the road, the clown didn't rush out of the car immediately, but Harley shattered the face of the explosion-proof shield with a hammer. It was another hammer that tried to smash the guard's head.

Bruce suddenly appeared and kicked the guard unconscious to avoid the possibility of the guard being beaten to death by Harley, and Harley thought Bruce was going to compete with him.