[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Bruce put down the handle and turned to look at the clown sitting next to him, "What do you want to do today?"

"Hmm... crime?" The clown caught a glimpse of Bruce's frown upon hearing this, and said with a low smile, "or..."

Noticing the look in Bruce's expectant eyes when he said maybe, the clown smiled and continued, "Crime."

"Please, don't you feel bored doing one thing repeatedly for a long time?" Bruce said seriously, as if it was unbelievable that the clown could live as boring as he thought.

Bruce may tolerate the Joker's crimes, but Batman will not allow any crimes in his presence.

"Huh? Who says it's the same thing over and over again? Sometimes it's just me blowing up Gotham City Hall and having a good night with Batman.

Sometimes it’s me and Harley going and grabbing a jewelry store and going on dates with beautiful diamond ladies, which of course is different. "The clown argued in a very serious tone.

"Okay, okay, then do you want to do something that is not a crime but more fun than a crime?" Bruce asked

Bruce's words aroused the clown's strong interest. It should not be said that he was curious. The clown was curious about how Batman would persuade himself not to commit crimes.The Dark Knight is never seen in daylight.

"What?" The clown asked in a suppressed tone of doubt

Bruce spread the palm of one hand very gentlemanly. "Would you like to have a romantic date with the richest man in Gotham City?" Bruce curled his lips, and the eyes that looked at the clown's face seemed to have been planned for a long time.

The clown was amused by him, he licked the corner of his mouth and put a hand in Bruce's palm and said, "You are the first person to ask the clown apart from Batman."

"My pleasure." Bruce smiled.

In order to make this agreement go smoothly instead of being recognized as the clown halfway and screaming the police or being blown off the head by the clown, Brewster begged the clown, "How about changing clothes? Your iconic purple tuxedo will make people Ruin our date."

"Huh? Wouldn't it be good to blow those people's heads off?" The clown's dissatisfied tone

Sure enough, the only thing that makes the clown think is to blow other people's heads.

"Just take it as my request." Bruce

"Okay, okay, since it's your strong request, I will forcefully satisfy you." The clown waved his hand

After getting the clown's consent, Bruce immediately ordered the hotel staff to bring the clothes he had chosen to his room. All of this was in his calculations, including the clown's reaction.

If the clown didn't have feelings for him, he might have been turned around by him. Fortunately, the clown has feelings for himself, doesn't he?There is a certain balance between them.

Life is full of gambling like this. Batman is a person who is good at gambling with his life. Batman is obsessed with the thrill of hovering before life and death. Bruce, who was originally a part of Batman, is naturally not bad.

One minute later, the clown's green eyes staring at Bruce were full of shock, and the clown took the clothes from Bruce's hand in disgust.

"Are you sure I want to wear this?" The clown's tone can be said to be quite reluctant, and he glanced at Bruce again, expecting to see a different expression on the other's face besides confirmation.

Bruce nods.

"Emmmm...Okay. Who told me to pet you." The clown rolled his eyes very quickly.

The clothes Bruce gave him were actually not that ugly. It was a greenish-toned plaid turtleneck sweater and a pair of black jeans, but this plain feeling didn't fit the clown's exaggerated style at all.

Bruce should at least choose a pair of purple jeans for him, that would be in line with the clown's coquettish temperament.

With his back facing Bruce, the clown took off his purple vest and shirt and threw it on the ground, not minding the presence of outsiders, almost defenseless, revealing his fair back and his waist, which is much slender compared to Americans.

Bruce also held his breath almost unconsciously to suppress the beast in his heart, but his eyes were almost presumptuously placed on the clown. His excellent eyesight noticed the flesh-colored scars on his back that were almost invisible .

Bruce wanted to ask the other party where those wounds came from?He has been a clown for at most one year, how can he have so many wounds in two months as a clown, but he remembered that he is now an incompetent playboy, just a playboy.

At least in front of the 'clown' he is a playboy Bruce, but in fact they each know each other's not simple background.

Bruce's gaze continued down the spine and finally reached the place where the clown was covered by his pants. He suddenly remembered what happened in the ventilation duct when he helped the Avengers sneak into the Hydra base with Yi.

Yi 'hates' Bruce, but Joker unexpectedly likes Bruce, which is a morbid paradox.

Yi naturally knew that Bruce was looking at her unscrupulously behind her, but so what?Playboy Bruce wouldn't dare touch a clown.

The clown took off the golden-striped purple suit pants covering his slender legs almost unaffected by Bruce's gaze, revealing his long legs that he could be proud of and covered by... a bat embedded in a yellow oval on a black background. The buttocks wrapped in the shorts that look like.

Bruce stared at the clown's hot buttocks more enthusiastically, and the clown slightly tilted his head to look at Bruce with a half-smile, "Looks good?"

"It's really nice." Bruce nodded honestly, with the Joker's level of debauchery, would he invite himself to do something like he usually keeps confessing his love to Batman?Perhaps today's date can be directly changed to an indoor date.

Hearing Bruce's unabashed praise, the clown smiled, "Of course it looks good, I'm proud of it." Then he began to put on his pants.

Bruce was a little depressed. This was not at all what he had expected. Being in love would really destroy a person's IQ. He actually thought the clown's narcissism was cute.

But it is undeniable that he is more relaxed than ever at this time, if Ah Fu saw the real expression on his face, he would be surprised, after all, he is already bored.

From the time Bruce returned from going out to learn all the fighting skills, he came back enthusiastically with the fighting spirit to change Gotham City, to the point where he was devastated both physically and mentally.

In the process of his countless struggles with criminals, he finally discovered that Gotham City was not corrupted by darkness as he thought. He thought that as long as all the darkness was cleared, Gotham City would usher in light.

Later, Bruce discovered that Gotham is darkness, Gotham was born with darkness, Gotham will never win the light that belongs to him, because he devours light and hates light.

The former double-faced man, his best friend, wanted to become the Knight of Light in Gotham, but was dragged into the abyss and perished in the end.

Bruce decided to change his approach, he became the Dark Knight, and since he couldn't bring light to his city, he used darkness to defeat darkness, over and over again.

His body is scarred, and so is his heart, but Bruce can't relax, once the fortress of iron walls is relaxed, it will be annihilated in an instant.

His efforts can only achieve the barely balanced balance of Gotham's underground, which can only be barely achieved by constantly killing criminals.

And now he is actually his old opponent in front of a criminal. The purpose of committing a crime is to relax himself in front of the clown who broke the ring and killed people.

Love and hate are the same thing, as much as Batman once hated the Joker, Bruce loves the Joker now.

They always exist with each other. Fortunately, this is not a one-sided relationship. If it can be maintained, he may be able to change the clown.

Love always pays in both directions. The clown after love may reduce the crime rate, and the Batman will also reduce the attendance rate accordingly. Who makes the most crimes every month are the criminals of the clown gang.