[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

In the end, it was Yi who reacted first, got up from Bruce and got out of the car.

The Bat Cave is located underground in Wayne Manor, and Wayne Manor is on the island, so it is very cool in the Bat Cave.

Bruce, who had just taken off his armor, turned his head and found that Yi had already walked to the area where Bruce put his battle suit. Thinking of the unfinished business in the car just now, he hurriedly chased after him.

"This set is pretty." Yi pointed to one of the battle suits. The reddish battle suit with two daggers on its back stood majestically in the showcase.

Bruce leaned over and took a look, "This is the Bushido uniform."

"I once learned ninjutsu in the East, and this suit was built to commemorate that time."

He didn't wear that suit at all, blood would be seen when the knife was pulled out of the sheath, and a little carelessness might kill someone.

Bruce took Yi around the Batcave, showing everything Yi wanted to know, without seeing anything.

At the beginning, Green Lantern wanted some information about his small props, but he refused, so he naturally knew what was more important between his teammates and the people he liked.

Besides, except for him and Cyborg, everyone in the Justice League has left the order.

Poor reporters still think that Lex hates Superman. In fact, Clark and his president Lex Luthor have been together for a long time.

When Bruce was working in the league, he didn't know how many times he heard Clark's doting voice to Lex on the phone.

And Diana finally announced her underground relationship not long ago. It turned out that she had been married to her girlfriend for two years.

Not to mention Lightning and Green Lantern, they are a pair.

The single old bat has eaten so much dog food, why shouldn't he be more selfish?

Finally Bruce took Yi to the door prepared for Yi, Yi shook her head and said with a nervous grin

"Hey~ batsy, I thought you'd arrange me to sleep with you~ Bat 'hates' joker, Bruce loves joker, hee hee hee, don't you want to do something to me?"

"What to do?" Bruce repeated Yi's words in confusion. "Fuck you?"

It is not easy to deal with the Iraqi version of the clown mode. If it is more explicit than him, he will be shy.

Yi was suddenly at a loss for words, he was digging his own grave.Silently opening the door and preparing to enter the room to rest, Bruce grabbed Yi's arm and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Aren't you going to continue with the car?"

"No, what's in the car is naturally handled in the car, save it for next time." What a fart, being frightened by the sudden arrival of Bruce's housekeeper.

"The fire you started..." dryly

"You want me to brag about it?" With a half-smile, "My God~ Batman is so dissatisfied that he asks his old enemy to help him solve that kind of thing, oh, this will make the headlines in Gotham."

Yi tore off Bruce's hand that was stuck to her arm and closed the door without delay.

Instead, Bruce stared at Yi's door thoughtfully.

Does he have to make an ordinary sports car that looks like a Batmobile and then destroy the car after I'm done with Yi in the car, so that Fu doesn't have to clean it.

Bruce took a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and slurped it down, and walked slowly to the door of the kitchen where the light was still on. At this time every night, Afu would prepare the ingredients for the next day's breakfast in the kitchen.

This all stems from Bruce’s willfulness when he was a child. When he was a child, he would always point to the sandwich made by Ah Fu at breakfast time and say that he wanted to eat Huaguo meat buns.

But when Ah Fu brought the buns the next day, he had already forgotten what he said yesterday morning, and clamored to eat the sandwiches made by Ah Fu.

Since then, Ah Fu will prepare the ingredients for the next day's breakfast in advance every night, including various ingredients for various unexpected situations.

However... After the death of my parents, I was so immersed in finding out who killed my parents that I had no time to eat breakfast.

Later, he became Batman, busy day and night, not only breakfast, lunch and dinner, but also a day without food.

Even so, Ah Fu worked hard every day to prepare food for himself.This moved Bruce, but at the same time, he felt guilty for the harm he might have done to Ah Fu by the almost rebellious things he did now.

Ah Fu washed his hands and took out the flour from the cupboard. "Master, how long are you going to stand at the door? Do you want to eat supper or talk to me? I hope you are the former."

"Actually, I'm the latter." Hearing what Bruce said, Alfred said, 'I knew it, I don't want to hear you continue. ' expression.

Bruce considered his tone, "Afu, the relationship between me and the clown is just like what you saw in the car. You are not only a family member to me, you have been taking care of me after my father died, and you are like me in my heart. father."

"Because of this, your thoughts and feelings are very important to me." Bruce's tone is sincere

"Master, playing the family card is useless to me."

Having been exposed by Ah Fu without hesitation, Bruce coughed slightly in embarrassment and said nothing.

Alfred finally sighed when he saw Bruce's expression that he was still holding on after being told his thoughts.

"Master, you have grown up a long time ago and are no longer the boy who needed my advice. You don't have to ask me, it's your life, not mine."

"And this is the first time you've come to seek my advice for another person, which proves that you really care about him."

Alfred said, "After I received your father's task of raising you, the happiest thing I am now is that you can find true love."

"So, do whatever you want, Bruce." The last sentence Alfred used was very kind.

"Thank you, Alfred. It is because of you that Bruce Wayne and the Dark Knight are now." Bruce said, hugging Alfred deeply, this person is not only his housekeeper but also his life enlightenment teacher.

After Bruce left the kitchen, Alfred smiled like an aunt, and he returned to the room after preparing all the ingredients.

Open the laptop on the table and enter a group chat called 'Batman's Clown Pie'.

A soldier is a side job, but a housekeeper is his job 21:53

@I really want to be a clown's licking dog

It seems that the group leader guessed right, Batman did not send the Joker to Arkham Asylum but stayed in the base directly.

All the cp I ate ended up being knifed 21:54

?Congratulations to the group leader for mentioning this pair.

I really want to be a clown's licking dog 21:54

Fuck?How can we know that the butler is really a member of the Bat family?

A soldier is a side job, but a housekeeper is his job 21:55

I can also tell you that the Bat Chou is appointed as an official.

I really want to be a clown's licking dog 21:55

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All the cp I ate ended up being knifed 21:55

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An unknown cute girl with ponytails 21:55

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That night, the news that Batman and the Joker were together had spread throughout the streets and alleys of Gotham City, and even the villains locked in the Black Gate Prison had heard of it.

?This also indirectly explains why Batman has to participate in the clown's trial in broad daylight. The feeling is that his lover was caught and rushed to get it back.

It also explained why Batman caught almost all the bad guys in Gotham City the night before the contract with S.H.I.E.L.D. was eager to spend the spring night with the Joker.

Tonight is such a beautiful day, I caught all Gotham villains in advance, can we solve our worries with one shot?

However, Batman himself and the Joker himself have no idea what huge waves have been set off about the two of them on the Internet, nor do they know that this news is provided by the first-hand information of Alfred who seems to be not optimistic about their pair.

It has to be said that Alfred is a very well-hidden CP fan of his own master.