[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

It's been like this for half a month.

Except that on the second night when the contract came into effect, Bruce actually arranged Yi's daily necessities into his room. The reason is: You asked for this last night, and I am not an unreasonable person.

They slept together for two nights, occasionally flirting with each other.Don't mention how moist the days are.

Batman's life is so moist, but the Avengers' side is cloudy, because Yi has always looked like an autistic child.

It's not an option to go on like this for a long time. Tony came up with an idea. Although it was a bit bad, everyone agreed with this idea.

The plan is this:

Let Spider-Man, who does not belong to the Avengers and is not restricted by the contract, take Yi out for a day of fun and relax the other party's emotions.

Then just bring it back within the specified time, and the Avengers cover Peter, so SHIELD can't find it.

Even if they are discovered, they can also choose to let Spider-Man join the Avengers, so that they can escape the content of the contract with an unknowing newcomer.

This plan was perfect, and Peter agreed without hesitation after receiving this information.

Peter also wanted his buddy to go out and relax, not to mention that it was the idea of ​​his most respected Mr. Stark.

New York time 10:24AM

Yizheng was reading carefully with his book in his arms. He has been in a bit of a low mood recently, but he was fine at night because he was with his beloved bat.

The mood is somewhat high, and he is not interested in anything during the day. Reading is just one of the ways he kills time.

Two knocking sounds from the outside to the inside of the floor-to-ceiling windows caught Yi's attention, and he looked up.

A Spider-Man wearing a red and blue spider uniform made by Tony was lying in front of the window. Seeing that Yi had been successfully attracted by him, Peter wrote the words 'Put me in OVO' on the glass with his fingers.

Yi silently stared at Peter outside the window, hesitating whether to open the window to let Peter in. If Peter wanted to see him, he could go directly to the main entrance, and Jarvis would probably let him in.

Peter wrote "Please Ess. QAQ"

"...Jarvis." It was finally decided to let Peter in.

"I'm here."

"Can you open the window?"

"Ok."

Peter turned to the ceiling after flipping in from the window, "Thank you, Jarvis."

"You're welcome, Mr. Parker."

Yi took a sip of Coke and asked, "What are you doing here?"

If you don't go through the front door, there will be a conspiracy at first glance.

"I'm not seeing Yisi, you are in a bad mood recently, I decided to fulfill the responsibility of a good friend!" Peter said, taking off his hood and rubbing his messy hair

Oh, they had no idea how much fun I had at Wayne Manor at night, after all they always thought I was at Arkham Asylum at night.

Yi asked calmly, "What do you want to do?"

"Of course I'm taking you out to play."

"Whose idea?" Yi Liang stared at Peter with green eyes and continued to ask,

Obviously not expecting Yi to ask such a question, Peter froze. "I... I, of course I, my own idea."

It wasn't the first time he lied. To be precise, Peter, who often lied, had already developed the ability to lie without changing his face.

But Peter, who was seen by Yi's eyes as if he had seen through the lie, said: Mr. Stark, you didn't tell me that Yi would ask such a question.

Yi stared at Peter for a while, and when Peter was about to surrender under Yi's sight, Yi withdrew his gaze.

Peter's face flushed because of lying and his dodging eyes couldn't hide secrets at all. Fortunately, he usually wore a mask when he was doing chivalry, otherwise Lao Di would have been exposed by the enemy long ago.

The answer is already obvious, it must have been Tony's idea.

"How to get there?" Yi.

The reason why he is reluctant to take care of the Avengers is because of embarrassment. The Avengers are like his family. This feeling is probably because he was in the rebellious period a while ago, but now he feels unable to face his family after the rebellious period.

But he can't ignore their kindness to him, and now this is an opportunity to signal his change.

"Huh?" Peter hadn't reacted yet.

"I asked, how should we go?" Yi Nai said again impatiently

"I'm a criminal now, and I can't enter and leave the Avengers Building normally." Yi pointed to the collar around his neck.

"I'll carry you." Peter put on the hood again

"Don't worry, Mr. Stark specially made me this new suit for this operation. It has a mechanical spider arm that can help me climb the wall. You don't have to worry that I won't be able to grab the rope with my hands."

"..." Hey, Peter, you have exposed yourself.

So Peter really escaped from the Avengers Building with Yi behind his back, and quietly came downstairs to Peter's house.

"Isi, wait for me downstairs. I'll go upstairs and change my clothes before coming down." Peter said, "The spider suit is too exaggerated."

After speaking, Peter climbed the wall and quietly avoided the balcony that Aunt May might see, and climbed into the room from the window of the room.

Yi looked up at the back of Peter climbing up, ah, did Peter sneak out?

During the time downstairs waiting for Peter, Yi observed some unfavorable frowns around him, and the nearby things were a little out of order.

Yi's vigilance nerves had been paralyzed, and when he was a little dull and wanted to turn around, it was already too late, one hand grabbed his shoulder, and kicked his back knee without hesitation, kicking him to the ground.

Yi unconsciously groaned in pain.

His body was injected with a muscle relaxant, which was like an anesthetic that made all the skills he had before disappear and could only be left to the mermaid.

"I have returned from hell, pointing at the laughing demon with the flame of judgment, and I am bound to cut off his glory——Who am I?"

The Riddler grabbed Yi's hair and forced him to look up at him. "Long time no see, JOKER."

What was forced to be printed in Yi's pupils was still that Ed wearing a green eyepatch and a green suit. Why didn't he die?

He has seen the corpse of the Riddler before, why is he not dead?How did he recognize himself?

Even under the control of others, Yi's mouth is still vicious.

"Oh? Who did I think that stupid strange tone was... so it was you, the riddle-teller fool.

What's the matter?Hell doesn't accept idiots?Oh, that's too bad, it looks like you've got nowhere to go. "

Yi evoked a clown-like smile, and his bright green eyes were filled with disdain and mockery.

"Ha, go crazy. You only have your mouth to be crazy now, maybe I should find some kind of stick-like object to gag your mouth, like you might do to Batman." Riddler Skin Laughing but not laughing

"I heard your news. Batman and the Joker are together. Oh, this is so funny."

The Riddler assigned one of his men to cover Yi's mouth, dragged Yi into the van, and drove away.

After Peter changed his clothes, he ran down the stairs with a basket of muffins that Aunt May had given him to treat his friends. Aunt May and Uncle Ben didn't know that they were not in the room at all, they always thought they were in the room study here.

After Peter changed into the spider uniform, he planned to go downstairs to find Yi on the grounds of going out with friends, but was delayed by Aunt May.

"Is, I'm coming down. Mei Na gave me some biscuits, let's go together..." Before the word "eating" was said, Peter looked at the place where he and Yi were supposed to meet in confusion, but Yi was not here.Did he leave?

Peter walked to where Yi was originally standing. His eyes gradually became vigilant. There were inconspicuous traces of struggle on the ground. If it weren't for his eyesight being much better than ordinary people, he would not have noticed the traces on the ground.

Someone took Yi away.

The other party didn't know what the purpose was, but since Yi had struggled, it meant that the other party forcibly took Yi away?

Maybe it will be the enemy of some clowns, or terrorists who fear heroes, how will Yi be treated?

The more he thought about it, the more frightened Peter immediately called Tony.

Tony was at a charity banquet at this time. He held the beautiful woman in his left and right hands and enjoyed the feeding of the beautiful woman. He was in a very happy mood.

Suddenly a phone call came, and Tony frowned in displeasure, but he still pushed the beauty away and connected the phone.

"Hello? Baby in pajamas? Do you have something important to say? It's better not to tell me what you played with Yi today." Tony's tone was suppressed and impatient

"Mr. Stark, I seem to...lost Yi." Wronged Bara