[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The Riddler lifted the sweaty little clown out of a pile of baggy clothes.

He really wanted to kill the clown directly at first, but he didn't expect that the drug failed to kill the clown who had always been fatal, and turned him into a real kid.

This is really...

So funny!

The Riddler hasn't encountered such a fun thing for a long time. He began to look forward to the next development. The clown is 'dead'. Can Batman and the Avengers recognize this little clown?

When Yi woke up again, he could no longer hear the whistle of the ship, and the surrounding scene changed from a dirty and abandoned factory to a beautifully decorated room.

He was not dead, as he had been when he was a soldier and a mercenary, he escaped death again.

Although his body was still in a state of pain and unconsciousness, the joy of being alive made Yi ignore the changes in his body.

After 2 minutes, the joy gradually faded, and he also began to realize that the situation was not right.First of all, the loose and curved item on the shoulders is his 'collar', and the collar should be tightly fastened around his neck, but now...

Yi raised her hands, which were a pair of immature fleshy palms.Yi's brain lost all function in an instant, and he just stared at his palm in a daze.

There was a 'click' sound of the door opening.

"I used to be the ruler of the dark world, and then I was imprisoned in a newborn body. Death will swallow me up. Who am I?" Ed's chanting voice came from far to near.

"It's me." The clown's soft voice belonged to a child, even though it was full of anger, it just sounded like the grievance of being robbed of his favorite candy.

"Damn riddle fool, what the hell did you do to me?"

"First of all, congratulations on guessing the riddle correctly." Ed smiled and took out the red lolita skirt from behind.

"Smart children are rewarded, and the reward is a small skirt."

silence.

Due to the shrinkage, the green eyes that looked a little big gave Ed a pitiful look.

"Um... you, don't you... have a brain problem?" The tone was full of pity for the fact that the Riddler is a fool.

"It turns out that among the villains, you are the only one who should really be imprisoned in the Arkham Asylum."

Ed resisted the idea of ​​strangling the little clown in front of him and continued smiling.

"I cannot be bought, but one look can steal me. I am worthless to one and priceless to two. What am I?"

The clown glanced at him "Not interested."

The answer to the riddle is: love.

And the meaning of the Riddler is also very clear. He wants to prove that his beloved, the Dark Knight who loves him, can recognize himself when he becomes smaller and puts on women's clothing. It's a boring proof game.

"Oh, I didn't want to ask for your opinion." Ed threw the skirt on the bed, put one hand on the clown's hands, and began to pick off the oversized shirt on the clown. "You better be quiet."

After a commotion, Ed managed to put Yi on a skirt. "Ed, are you a pervert? You actually let your enemies wear women's clothing."

Yi stared at herself in the vanity mirror wearing a red lo skirt and gritted her teeth.

"Aren't you a fan of shiny, flashy, brightly colored clothing?" Ed "Like some kind of puny finches."

"Oh, that's much better than the green suit and green hood you wore before." Sneered and straightened the wrinkled skirt.

"Don't deny the joker, you want this. You want to know if Batman loves you as much as you love him, but what I'm saying is, you have to die after proving it or not." Love German as usual

The clown shrugged. "If you think so? Although you self-righteous guys never admit that I am the king of Gotham, I am stronger than you."

The clown looked at Ed with disgust.

"That's it, I'm so powerful, I'm much stronger than you guys, the famous Prince Joker is just a tie with Batsy.

And why do you think bats can't save me and put you in ICU?Hee hee, who made me his favorite joker. "

"It seems that you are really good. You are the only villain among Gotham's thousands of villains who climbed into Batman's bed. The achievement is not small." Ed raised his eyebrows, "Speaking of which, what happened to the collar on your neck? Things? Sex with Batman?"

The clown notices that Ed doesn't know about the detector, and this will be a good opportunity to turn things around.

Now that the detector wasn't attached to his neck, he could use it once to destroy the thing before it released the electricity.

If it was close to his neck, he wouldn't dare to move at all. Fortunately, this drug called APTX made his body smaller and gave him this opportunity.

"Yeah, we had an exciting time." The clown put on a shy smile, "It's something you can't even imagine."

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On the other side, Bruce, who was quickly browsing the screened Gotham City surveillance in the Batcave, stopped the surveillance when he saw a green figure.

After rewinding and zooming in, Bruce found that it was the Riddler, the iconic green suit and top hat with the question mark, and that face.

Bruce frowned unconsciously, Ed Nygma?Shouldn't he be dead?He was there when he died, and was shot by the clown at his hands.

Why was he rebooted?

The Joker has made countless enemies in Gotham City, but the Joker himself has never acknowledged an enemy other than Batman, except... The Riddler is different.

The clown hates the Riddler, and the Riddler also hates the clown enough. They are also representatives of IQ among the villains, and they are equally ambitious. It is conceivable how incompatible they get along with each other.

So this leads to the final tragedy where the Joker kills the Riddler, and only one of them survives, so the Joker executes the Riddler.

But now that the Riddler has restarted and returned to Gotham, let alone how he restarted, is it possible that he will get revenge on the clown who killed him?Bruce, who thought more and more likely, decided to take a look.

Bruce walked quickly to the device where the battle suits were placed, and was about to take out his usual suit, but his eyes accidentally caught sight of the Bushido battle suit that had been kept in the maintenance warehouse and had not been worn once.

"Master, I have prepared some simple meals, I hope you can eat some before departure." Alfred entered the Batcave with a plate of steak he had just prepared.

"Oh, you are wearing Timeless Bushido (forever Bushido) today. It is so rare. I thought this suit would be shown to your son in the future. What made you wear this?"

Yes, at this time Bruce put on the Bushido battle suit, the black Japanese-style armor was carrying two katanas on the back, and the bat logo in the middle of the chest was carved in red metal, which looked sharper than before.

The helmet worn on the face also adds more samurai style than the usual bat elements, and the cloak is black and red with a shredded wind that looks exceptionally handsome.

"It's nothing, it's a waste to leave it alone, so I took it out and wore it." Bruce used the calibrator to detect the signal of the nearby communication tower without looking up.

"That's it." Alfred put the steak plate on the table. His master was brought up by him, so how could he hide it from him?

When the clown came to the Batcave for the first time, he said that he liked the bushido suit. Now the master is going to find the lost clown to wear this set of bushido, which is not very practical. Isn't it obvious why?

After calibrating the signal, Bruce stood up and prepared to take the batwing to Cotrivan.

Cotrivan is the last place where the Riddler appeared today, but not only the Riddler's stronghold is nearby, the Penguin also has a territory there, and Bruce plans to go there to try his luck.

"Master? Why don't you leave without something to eat?" Alfred

"No, I'll eat when I come back." Bruce, he had a feeling that he would find Yi tonight.So Bruce turned his head again, "Ah Fu, please prepare dinner for two tonight."

In the end, as Bruce thought, he found Yi, but it was not the Yi he had imagined...