[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

"First... sir... this lady's makeup is done." A woman who was caught by the Riddler to do Yi's makeup said tremblingly.

Here she is not the only one who was arrested to make up this little girl who may only be a few years old, and two of her colleagues were also arrested.

Her colleague was so frightened by the Riddler that he didn't even dare to speak and just kept trembling.

She is also afraid, but she must be strong to find a way for them to live.

"Oh? Let me see." Ed grabbed Yi's shoulders and ignored Yi's struggle, lifted the clown and turned around.

There are various playing cards painted on the red Lolita dress, black lace stockings on the left and white on the right, and a pair of black leather boots. Her golden waist-length curly hair hangs on her back and she wears a hanging pendant on her head. A top hat decorated with playing cards.

"Hahahahahaha, Joker, you are already a qualified loli." The riddler said this with the intention of humiliating the other party.

I saw Yi's unchanging reply, "Hee hee hee, who made me naturally beautiful? I look equally good in both men's and women's clothes. I'll forgive you for anything you wear."

Of course he knew that Ed wanted to humiliate him, but how could he let Ed do what he wanted?

Sometimes the identity of a woman can make Yi's target more relaxed. At this time, Yi will also wear women's clothing to sell her lust.

Although his height is really not suitable for wearing women's clothes, he has a slender figure and good features, and he looks like a woman in a long skirt and makeup.

Of course, being a mercenary is not all about taking on some killing missions. Sometimes his employer will ask him to dress up as a woman to protect him personally.

Therefore, Yi is not disgusted with wearing women's clothing.What's more, if it's Joker, he doesn't care about these things, as long as he can achieve his goal, he can wear women's clothes. In this respect, Joker and Yi are the same.

"Sir...can we leave?"

"Oh~ of course, beautiful ladies, let me give you a ride." The Riddler showed a gentlemanly smile

"But I hope you can guess a riddle, and if you guess it right, you can leave alive. If I were you, I would pay attention to what I will say next."

"No... sir..."

"Some people's nightmare, some people's savior. My hand is cold and desperate, reaching out to that warm heart. Who am I?" Eddie's tone fluctuated as if he was humming a poem.

The clown with his head down and his golden wig, the Riddler's tricks, and the girls will never know that racking their brains over this off-the-wall, vexatious riddle won't help them survive.

Little did they know that the Riddler had no intention of letting them go, because the answer to the riddle was: death.

"It seems that you can't guess this." Ed made a regretful expression, as if he would really let them go because they guessed the riddle.

"Sir! Please give us some more time!" the girl begged

Ed clapped his hands, and two strong men in black walked in from the door. They grabbed the struggling and screaming girl and disappeared through the door.

"Are you going to send them to the death container?" The clown looked at Ed with big watery eyes, obviously he had already entered the state of dressing up.

Ed is very satisfied with Yi's entering the state. See, the Joker also wants to know if his Batman can recognize him, so he cooperates like this.

"Yes, my angel." Ed smiled back at the clown.

Ugh, he's disgusting.Even though he thought so in his heart, the clown would not say it out loud. It is a good habit to judge the situation properly.

"Then, I want to see it." The clown's small mouth evoked a sweet smile, "You won't let me enjoy that."

"Oh, my angel, I will show you. However, you have more important tasks, how can you die in a container." Ed, a task that made Batman fall into the trap carefully prepared for him .

After getting rid of Batman and solving the Joker, his name as the Riddler will resound throughout Gotham, and he will also become the new king of Gotham.

When the Riddler led the clown to the death container, one woman's head was already separated because she couldn't dodge the sharp teeth that fell from it, and the remaining two women squatted tremblingly at the bottom of the container, waiting for the god of death to come.

Seeing this scene, Ed frowned and asked the staff in charge of switching on and off the death container, "Why don't you open the oven at the bottom of the container?"

He developed the death container to see people choose between pain and death, instead of squatting in the corner and praying to God in such a pitiful way.

"Okay, sir. I'll start it right away." The staff member wiped the sweat from his brow and turned on the oven at the bottom of the container. He originally wanted the girls to die easily, but now he can't do that.

Noticing that all the eyes and attention of the Riddler were focused on the death container at this time, the clown blinked and held down the detector on his shoulder with one hand from his back, and launched a second attack on the detector with the other hand like a gun. molecular.

With a slight 'snap', the clown quickly rolled up the damaged detector with his hand holding the detector and put it in the palm of his hand and hid it in the hem of his skirt.

The clown narrowed his eyes and scanned the men of the Riddler nearby. He put on a perverted smile that didn't fit his status as a 'lady' at all. The clown felt the power surging in his body.

The ridiculous, arrogant Riddler didn't realize his little tricks at all, and he actually pretended to be smart enough to think that he could use the current situation where he couldn't use his abilities and his body functions hadn't recovered to control himself.

It's as foolish as a dog trying to master a sleepy lion.

The Riddler's defeat is not only because of his arrogance, but also because he chose the wrong opponent. Both the Joker and Batman are characters he can't afford.

The Joker could 'bite' all the Riddlers here right now, however, he did want to prove that Batsy could deny him being there so he decided to go with the flow.

Of course, it wouldn't matter if Bruce didn't recognize himself. This was originally a harmless joke, and of course he wouldn't mind if he was 'magnanimous'.

After watching the two girls die in agony, the Riddler looked up to the sky and laughed for a long time before he calmed down. Then he turned his head emotionally and looked at the clown who was quietly watching him with a strange smile beside him.

"Oh, Ed~ I may have to change my opinion of you, you are much more interesting than I imagined." The child's natural and clear voice was forced by him to say something of the ghost of a clown.

It will be very interesting for the Riddler to toss about. He will accompany the Riddler to finish this time, and he will definitely kill the Riddler with his own hands and chop it into minced meat and throw it into the sea.

In this way, if the Riddler can restart, the clown loses!

"Maybe you look much more pleasing to the eye now than you used to be, but I still want to kill you." Ed smiled

The clown let out a giggle and automatically ignored the following sentence "Oh, thanks."

kill me?It's not sure who kills who. There are quite a few people who dare to say harsh words to kill the clown. So far, whether it is him or the previous generation of clowns, they are still alive and well?

And he also did two things that countless Gotham villains couldn't do. The first is that he is also a superhero in New York City and a member of the Avengers.

The second one is that he is also the lover of the Dark Knight Batman. It is not a small achievement to know that he has squeezed out countless female villains from Gotham and finally turned Batman... although he was also turned by Batman. .

The Riddler noticed that the clown was holding one hand tightly all the time, he narrowed his eyes vigilantly and said in a cold tone, "What's in your hand."

What is the clown hiding in his hand?A small pocket knife?Or some rusty screw?Or a sharpened piece of iron?

The clown spread out his hand, and a small lipstick was placed in his palm. "Oh? This?" He blinked innocently.

"Mommy once taught me not to play with dangerous things, but lipstick is okay? I love the color."

The Riddler guessed that the clown should have secretly taken it out of the box while the girls were putting on makeup for him. The lipstick would burn if it encountered fire, but it didn't matter, the clown had no chance of coming into contact with any source of fire.

Thinking of the riddle in this way, he smiled again.