[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The black lines on Batman's head hanging upside down could hardly even cover his helmet.

What media or gossip did you hear about Oswald?

Clark and Lex fight over that kid Connor?

No, that's impossible, not long ago he saw Clark smiling like a happy idiot and Lex went to school to pick up Connor.

The reason why Clark would fight with Lex is nothing more than that Lex has a second disease and wants to rule the world.

"My God, if this girl is really the cub of Batman and the Joker, if we don't deal with it as soon as possible, we will have a strong opponent in the future, Batgirl in a suit or a funny clown queen?"

Oswald shuddered at the thought of a future that might be dealt with by Batman and his girl, or by the Joker and his girl.

"Emmm...Ed didn't expect Penguin to think so at all.

In the end, I decided not to explain it. It is obvious that the little clown dressed as a woman is more exciting, but I didn't expect Penguin to think that the daughter of the clown and Batman is more interesting.

This may be the generation gap.

People will selectively believe in the results they expect more. Ed, who has a lot of research in psychology, decided not to disturb the penguin's YY.

Batman, who was still hanging in the sky, thought about what Oswald said later.

He and Yi's daughter, a bat girl who will become Batman's favorite little helper after he has been trained, is a little soft girl who will blink emerald cat eyes and call herself "Daddy".

It seems... not bad?Should he consider asking Lex to give him a copy of the artificial genetic technology?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help becoming interested in the girl next to Ed who Oswald said looked like a clown. He turned his head slightly to meet the girl's face,... with green eyes and eyebrows that were full of deceit, slightly raised The corners of his mouth are exactly the same as Yi's.

Bah, it's not exactly the same, it's just a shrunken clown!

The clown glanced at Ed, who was still chatting with the penguin, and he smiled and said "hello~batsy~" to the shocked Bruce

He even used the way he greeted Batman in the past.

"emmm...

Although it is not clear why the clown has become like this, Bruce will definitely rescue the clown, because his purpose tonight is the same, but now it is a little different from what he thought.

Bruce stopped looking at the clown, it took him a few minutes to memorize the patrol order of Ed and Oswald's men, and when one walked right under him, he swooped down and grabbed the man and flipped him over fell on the eagle's head.

The startled breathing of the subordinates attracted everyone's attention. They only saw an unbound companion struggling continuously and a black shadow quickly jumping in mid-air before disappearing. This is the unique attack method of bats. .

"Shit! It's Batman!" Oswald exclaimed, with panic and anger in his tone.

"Guys, find him for me, we'll be the first badass to take down Batman tonight!"

Of course, he actually knew that this was impossible, and so many villains in Gotham never killed Batman, so this sentence was used boldly.

Compared to Oswald's panic, Ed took a half-step back calmly and whispered to the clown, "Batman really fell for it."

As the screams came from everywhere, Oswald and Ed's men became fewer and fewer, and they hardly saw Batman.

Ed grabbed the clown, pointed his sharp-edged cane at the slender and fragile neck of the clown and said sharply, "Batman, your daughter is in my hands! If you don't show up again, I'll kill her."

... Hearing Ed's words, Batman paused before knocking out the person who walked into the smoke.

What is Ed playing?He still couldn't believe Ed hadn't made the Joker that way.

...The clown glanced at Ed speechlessly, is he still playing?

The clown thought of some sad things in his mind and brewed for a while, then his eyes gradually turned red, he whimpered softly twice at first, and then gradually cried loudly.

"...add... I want Daddy, burp~ woo woo~" The clown's tone was both sad and aggrieved, and he even cried until he hiccupped.

Both Bruce and Ed knew that the other was pretending, only Oswald, who didn't know exactly what happened the whole time, thought it was true.

Oswald gritted his teeth and pulled the clown's round face into a sneer.

"Just cry, your bat dad can't save you."

He looked at the clown who was restrained by Ed's men, who dared not move but only cried, and said arrogantly.

As long as Batman's daughter is still in their hands, Batman will not dare to act rashly. ← Oswald thinks so.

...Ed.

No, if we hadn't killed the clown tonight, you'd regret what you did today when you knew that kid was a clown.

... Clown, disgusting dead fat goose you will pay for what you did to my face today!

Bruce appeared from the shadows, carrying a fainted Riddler's subordinate in his powerful arm, and in the next second Bruce threw the man in his hand and smashed it onto the table next to the Riddler.

"There you are at last, Batman." Riddler

"Let... my daughter go." Bruce hid under the helmet and stared at the Riddler with cold and bloodthirsty eyes, and it would be perfect if he ignored his stuck words.Bruce also played the role of Riddler and Joker.

"Haha, Batman, you've been tricked." As soon as the Riddler finished speaking, the door not far behind him was kicked open, and dozens of super soldiers in heavy armor emerged from it.

Bruce looked at the super soldier that came out, and made a defensive posture vigilantly.

"Tonight, both you and him must die here." The Riddler pointed to his clown and then to Batman.

"Oh? Is that so?" The clown's voice was brisk, and he didn't look like he was under the control of others.

Hearing the clown's words, the alarm bell sounded in the Riddler's mind. He no longer hesitated, and the sharp knife part of the cane pierced the clown's neck.

However, the cane in Ed's hand was as heavy as a thousand catties, and he couldn't move forward at all. Not only the cane, but even he couldn't move as if he was frozen.

"Clown! You!" Ed's eyes were full of disbelief, and he was tricked by the clown again!

What he designed has long been known and used by the clown!And that guy calling himself 'The Colonel'!He clearly told himself that the clown couldn't use his ability!

Hearing Ed call the girl a clown, Oswald was a little confused, huh?who?clown?Also, why can't he move?

The sub-molecules that had been deposited in the body for too long were released at once, immediately fixing everyone here except him and the bat.

The clown lightly removed the sharp blade on his neck with his fingers and walked in front of Bruce, his big cat eyes stared at Batman's gray-blue eyes without blinking, and then the clown stretched out his arms. "Bat, hug me."

Bruce was almost transformed by Yi Meng, who looked like a little lolita in front of him, and quickly picked up the clown and hugged him in his arms.

The clown's soft face rubbed against Bruce's helmet-wearing face, and whispered to Bruce's pointed ears on Bruce's helmet

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"Bruce, let's go, my submolecules won't last long." Even though he knew those pointed ears were just for decoration, he believed Bruce could hear.

"Okay, let's go home." Bruce hugged the clown and grabbed the window with the hook gun, led the clown to the window, and then used the hook gun to connect a ropeway to another building. His Batmobile was parked on another street, It's faster to take shortcuts this way.