[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

When Batman carried Yi on the ropeway, Yi took out the lipstick he had put in his skirt and began to smear his lips.

Batman glanced at Yi who was putting on lipstick and asked casually, "What are you going to do?" The loli version of him is quite cute.

With a sound of 'wave', a small bright red lipstick mark was printed on the corner of Bruce's mouth. "Of course I'm going to kiss you."

His voice carried the pride of a clown, different from Yi's depression and coldness in the past.

Bruce knew that Yi had really come out from the shadow of the dark memory of the past.

Unlike before, Yi likes herself but does whatever she wants, but now Yi truly accepts herself.

"TheDarkKnight~" Yi's tone is light and sweet

"Huh?" In a doting tone

"Batsy~" continued to shout sweetly

"Yeah." He continued to reply to Yi's meaningless call with great patience.

"Bruce~"

"I'm here."

"Hey, listen. I love you~" Although the tone is still rippling, it is extremely serious.

This kind of words is not important to some people, but to Yi it is a lifelong oath.

Yi has only said this to two people in his life. One is Eva, whom he thought would be the love of his life. At that time, he was confident that he could protect Eva forever, but he did not expect Eva's betrayal.

The other is that now, he doesn't know if Bruce really loves himself.

Maybe the other party's interest in him is just a playboy due to his status, but he still said love to Bruce. This sentence is not only Yi's feelings, but also the Joker's love for Batman.

"I love you too." Bruce chuckled, finally confessing his love.Oops, after listening to Yi's serious and careful confession, I want to fuck him.

Bruce glanced at the little clown who was still wearing Lolita, and sighed silently in his heart. He had to find a way to restore Yi to an adult state, and pedophilia was against the law.

"If you betray me, you die. Of course I will let Gotham to bury you with me, because I love you so much." Yi said half-jokingly and half-truly

When Bruce carried Yi back to the Batcave, Yi had already fallen asleep in Bruce's arms.

Alfred was cleaning the Batcave. Alfred's eyes were not very good. Alfred just saw Bruce holding a girl.

"Master, will I have a daughter if I don't see you for one night?" Ah Fu's tone was originally just joking.

This should be a girl kidnapped by terrorists. Bruce couldn't find her family and had to take her back to the Batcave and send her away tomorrow morning. This kind of thing has happened before.

Then he saw the numerous, small marks of lipstick on Bruce's face.Alfred widened his eyes and said,

"Master, pedophilia is against the law. I can accept you being with a clown, but pedophilia is absolutely unacceptable to me."

"This is Joker." Bruce coughed slightly in embarrassment. "He had some accidents and turned into the child he is now."

"Even the gender has changed?" Ah Fu's tone was full of hope.

He hoped that the clown would become a woman, so that he would have a lovely child with his master, and then he could take care of the little master himself.

"No, that's just women's clothing," Bruce explained.

"Oh." Ah Fu let out a disappointment.

Early the next morning, Yi woke up from the soft bed, and the familiar ceiling let him know that this was Bruce's room, and the temperature of Bruce's sleeping still remained around him.

Yi rolled to the place where Bruce had slept and lay down for a while, then hugged the quilt that smelled of Bruce's perfume and took a breath before getting up from the bed.

There were neatly folded clothes at the end of the bed, and Yi consciously picked up the clothes and began to wear them.

When Yi went downstairs to the dining table, Bruce was already sitting at the dining table drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. Yi deliberately made a movement to let Bruce focus on himself, but Bruce never took his eyes off the newspaper. Pass.

With a puffy face, Yi pulled out the newspaper from Bruce's hand and tried to sit in Bruce's arms with his feet on his feet, but he was probably only one meter tall and couldn't climb up, and he couldn't climb up after several times.

"Bruce~ hug me, okay?" Yi said coquettishly on Bruce's lap

Bruce glanced at Yi calmly and said, "Why? Are you acting like a baby to me?" In fact, he almost laughed out loud.

"Yes. Bruce hugged me." Yi's tone was soft and sweet, completely unaware that this was an attitude he would not normally have.

Bruce couldn't hold back at all, he chuckled and hugged Yi into his arms.

"After breakfast in a while, let's go to the Avengers Building. There is the most elite medical team there. They will do a medical test for you, then give you a physical examination and prepare medicine." Bruce

"Doesn't Bruce like me like this?" Yi asked

"I like it, but if we go out together, people will say that you are my son, not my lover." Bruce said seriously, of course, the point is, they can't do some things like this.

"Oh, good." Yi felt that what Bruce said made sense, "Can I wear makeup?"

"What?" Bruce thought he had heard it wrong, and couldn't turn his head for a while.

"Steve, Tony, they have never seen a clown, I want them to see. Can I? Will I be hated?" Yi said in a worried tone.

Bruce looked at Yi with gray-blue eyes, and sighed slightly.

At the beginning, he was also hesitant to tell his friend Oliver that he was Batman. While he expected the other party to understand, he was afraid of not being understood at the same time.

But Bruce still hopes that Oliver can accept the information that he is Batman. As a result... After Oliver heard Bruce's secret.

He also told Bruce his own secret, that Oliver is also a superhero.

Oliver is the hunter of Star City, Green Arrow.

I remember the relief in their eyes after telling the secret, but they haven't seen each other for a long time, Oliver is busy raising his offspring, and he doesn't even have a lover yet, oh, now he has.

Bruce rubbed Yi's head and said, "If you want to melt it, let's melt it." Bruce paused suddenly, why did he feel that he was raising Yi as his son now?

"Then, can Bruci make up for me?" Yi, who had achieved her goal, unconsciously showed a complacent expression and quickly hid it.

However, compared to the adult Yi, Xiao Yi is still far behind, and his small movements are clearly seen by Bruce.

"Okay." Petting

S.H.I.E.L.D. only knew that the ugly guy was lost, but didn't know that Bruce had found him, and Bruce found that Yi's personality had become weird after breaking the detector recently.

For example, just like Yi's coquettish love just now, he had some doubts about the side effects caused by some drugs added by S.H.I.E.L.D., so he decided to take Yi to the building to have a look.

They're keeping it secret this time, though, so instead of going as Batman, Bruce goes as Tony's friend and collaborator Bruce Wayne.

Now the Avengers are particularly resistant to S.H.I.E.L.D., and S.H.I.E.L.D. has no chance to monitor the Avengers Building, so Bruce and Yi can enter the Avengers' Building without being noticed by S.H.I.E.L.D. with a little disguise.

For example, now, Bruce parked the limited edition red Ferrari in the garage of the Avengers Building, and the co-pilot's door was opened.

Wearing a purple striped tuxedo, a pair of purple pleated pants and black leather shoes, Yi jumped out of the car with a golden staff and sword in his hand.

Tony, who was watching through the camera through the real-time monitoring of Jarvis with the reason of "I haven't seen Yi for a long time", unconsciously made a sound

"Oh, shit what's up with this outfit? Little clown?"

Tony's words drew the attention of the other Avengers, who were not paying attention here, and Steve first said something in disapproval before going to look at it. "Tony, stop swearing."

The little clown in the camera is not as oily as the original Gotham clown. He only has lipstick and eyeshadow on his face, which looks quite clear, but... he is so small!

To the extent that it can be lifted directly onto the shoulders.The Avengers thought in unison.

Later, Yi did an examination in the Avengers. In addition to muscle relaxants, he was indeed injected with some kind of drug that would make his mental state poor.

That kind of medicine has side effects, and it won't cause side effects when you take it, but once you stop taking the medicine, it will cause side effects, such as Yi's becoming lively and coquettish.

And this incident also caused Yi and S.H.I.E.L.D. to completely fall out. He completely lost his heroic side and became Gotham's criminal clown and Batman's lover.

And he and the Avengers are completely divided, at least on the surface =-= secretly, Li Yi often goes to the Avengers Building to play.

Wayne Manor

Yi lazily took a nap on the table where the sun was just shining. As soon as he recovered his body last night, he immediately went to trouble the Riddler as a clown.

He was about to be stopped by Batman when he tied the Riddler to a rocket and let them fly, and they fought over it, and the result was that they both kissed each other.

After working all night, Yi is very tired now.

"Do you remember what happened after you were injected with APTX2000?" Bruce asked casually, putting a cup of milk tea in front of Yi

"...Don't ask, I don't remember." Yi's ears buried in his clothes were almost flushed.

In fact, he remembered that memory very clearly!Such a shameful thing!It is better to let him die than to let him admit it!

With a chuckle, Bruce took out the file and sat next to Yi to modify it.

"By the way, did you kill the Riddler?" Bruce suddenly remembered the Riddler who was shot in his hands.

"of course not."

So, who killed the Riddler, and who restarted the Riddler? (laugh)

Batman and the Joker, a pair of old enemies who are attracted to each other and cannot ignore each other are also a pair of loving lovers. The story between them continues, and a new story has just begun.

The author has something to say:

It's over here, thank you, whether it's the friends who have been chasing, or the friends who are chasing later, thank you!

Because of the loss of the episode, I have to wait for me to make up the episode. (the devil speaks)