[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The clown straightened his bow tie and got out of the car holding a sword in both hands, and knocked out the security guard at the gate with a sword.

After closing his eyes for a few minutes, he snapped his fingers, and the entire building was cut off layer by layer as if by magic.

He just closed his eyes just to get acquainted with the darkness in advance so that he could sneak in?No, enter aboveboard.

"Thisisjokershowtime." After the clown finished speaking, he walked briskly into the gate of the police building, listening to the panicked and angry people in the police building saying what?Why is there a sudden power outage? shit!Why can't my phone turn on?

The people in the police building were in chaos, they could only scurry around without any light spots, and the people in the dark were a little irritable, and even collided and wrestled with each other in the dark.

The clown hooked the neck of the person blocking the way with his stick and sword and moved him aside. After observing the general position in front, the clown took off his hat and put it on one of the people's heads, then lowered his head slightly and walked sideways from the middle of the two of them. After passing by, he took off the hat from the man's head and put it on his head again, and said thank you politely. The man reflexively replied no, and then wondered who is this?

The clown went all the way unimpeded to the elevator door with a faint red light, walked into the elevator that also had no light and pressed the top floor, and none of this was noticed by any police. The police building was destroyed twice, and the power supply of the entire building was turned off. Should it be said that the police in Gotham are really lack of vigilance, or should it be said that the clown is too cunning?

After climbing onto the rooftop, the clown took out a beautiful glass table and two European-style wooden chairs from the space provided by the system, and placed two goblets filled with crystal clear purple liquid on the table. , the clown still felt that something was missing, so he took out another square scarf from the space, folded it into a beautiful white flower and pinned it to the pocket of the tuxedo, and then he jumped and turned on the bat lamp in satisfaction.

Now he just needs to wait patiently for the arrival of the little bat, and they can have a date tonight.

Sure enough, the lit Bat-Light attracted Batman.

Batman landed on the rooftop and looked at the empty rooftop and the tables and chairs next to the Batlight. Batman's eyes hidden under the helmet flashed a trace of doubt. Where's Gordon?

He jumped off the roof and walked towards the table, while looking around, Batman squinted his eyes, when he saw what was written on the yellow warning strip on the locked door of the roof, he was full of doubts His heart instantly became vigilant.

The content on the warning strip is

/IAMJOKER./DANGER./

If the Joker is able to get on top of the police building, what happens in the police building?Batman remembered that when he flew here just now, there was no light downstairs.

"JOKER?" Batman asked in a calm voice

"Oh! Good evening! Gotham baby." The clown descended from the sky and stepped on the bat lamp.

The weight of the clown makes the bat lamp make a crisp "click" sound, which makes people wonder whether the shell of the bat lamp will be broken.It's just that neither of the two present had the interest and time to think about this unnutritive problem.

The clown jumped from the bat light again in front of Batman and raised his stick and sword as a greeting.

Batman is not interested in whether the criminal is greeting him or not, he raised his hand and clenched his fist to greet the Joker's face, the Joker sideways dodged the blow, and unhurriedly attached the barrel of the sword to Batman's In the abdomen, the clown also pushed the opponent's hard abdominal muscles with the barrel of a gun very viciously.

"Suprise?" The clown looked at Batman who stopped and continued to attack in front of him, and smiled, revealing his white teeth with two canine teeth.

"What do you want to do?" Batman stalled for time while listening to what Alfred told himself in the headset about what happened in the police building tonight.

"Relax, relax~ my Batrider, I'm not here to commit crimes tonight..." Before the clown could finish speaking, he saw Batman's distrust written in his eyes under his pricked cat ears.

"Of course, I'm not here to cause trouble. I'm just here to date you!" The clown continued

"I even got everything ready. For the smooth progress of this date, look, I even changed my hair and changed into a new suit. I'm very serious." The clown gestured to the table and chairs next to him.

Batman glanced at the clown's hair, which is usually messy, but today it sticks smoothly to the pale face covered with makeup, and even a part of the hair on the right side is tied up, leaving the overly long tail hanging on the shoulders, and the purple suit is also It can be seen that it is different from the usual wrinkled appearance. This time, the purple suit is evenly attached to the clown's slender body, making the clown look extremely elegant in terms of appearance alone.

"Wow, it seems that he is really serious, even his lipstick color is different from the previous one." Alfred's exclamation-like tone came from Batman's headset.

"That's enough, I don't have time to listen to you." Batman said with a frown

"Well, you're really boring." The Joker shrugged his shoulders and drooped the corners of his mouth, but the golden gun barrel never moved away from Batman's abdomen. The other party was Batman, and he wouldn't ask for trouble to try to relax.

Just as the Joker and Batman were still in a stalemate, Batman's terminal rang.

Batman looked down at the name "Gordon" displayed on the terminal that suddenly lit up on his arm, and Batman looked up at the Joker as if nothing had happened, for fear that the other party would do something suddenly.

"Who is calling?" The clown bent down to look at the content displayed on the terminal on Batman's arm, not afraid of Batman's sudden attack.

However, as the clown bowed, the barrel of the gun also moved down from the abdomen to... um... a position that is not easy to talk about.

Feeling the cold feeling of the gun barrel touched by the lower body, Batman's face turned black instantly. What does it feel like to be pressed against the lower body with a loaded gun?Bruce Wayne can only say, that feels ten!point!No!wonderful!

"Your gun..." Batman forced himself to calm down and said to the clown. He was already at the limit of being able to force himself to be calm when someone pointed a gun at his lower body. He bet that few people could stand in such a scene. Still keep calm.

"Huh? What?" The Joker looked up at Batman with some doubts before he realized what Batman said.

After seeing that the part of the opponent's face that was not covered by the helmet had turned black, he quickly understood what the opponent was referring to.

The clown made a clear "Oh~" and then licked his lower lip ambiguously. A part of the bright red lipstick was eaten into his mouth, making the tip of his pink tongue dyed bright red, which looked extremely erotic. The clown got up and put the gun It was also relocated from a very dangerous place for Batman to Batman's belly.

"It's a call from Director Gordon. Why don't you answer it? I promise not to make a sound. I can pretend that I'm not there." The clown muttered and blinked his beautiful green eyes at Batman, crazily implying that he was really Can pretend not to be there.

Batman hesitated and answered the phone. Anyway, Gordon should have been able to guess something after seeing the bat light projected on the clouds.

"Gordon." Batman

"Batman, did you see the Batlight?" Gordon went to the window and called Batman as soon as he found out that the phone's restrictions had been lifted. He had seen Batman light up a few minutes earlier. .

"Yeah." Batman

"Where are you now? The police building was attacked, and I didn't turn on the bat light." Gordon said anxiously, people would involuntarily become anxious in the dark, even the chief of police was no exception. The people who entered the police building did not know what the purpose was. The entire police building was still in a power outage, and it was unknown if anyone had been attacked, but the bat lights were turned on, and it was not known who did it.