[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

"I'm on the rooftop of the police building." Batman said in the usual tone, completely unaffected by the clown.

"Who turned on the bat light?" Gordon asked, rubbing his temples

Batman glanced at the clown who said "It's me and me" in colloquial language and said "JOKER."

Batman heard a gasp from the other end of the terminal, and then came Gordon's anxious voice, "I'll send someone up for support right away, you hold on first."

At this time, the clown spoke in a sharp and hoarse voice that spread through Batman's terminal and made Gordon's goosebumps goosebumps, "No, tonight is my date with the little bat, and no one can come up and disturb."

"Besides, I also prepared a small gift for you. Do you like miniature bombs? It's not very powerful, and the explosion range is only about two or three meters in radius? Who doesn't like a clown's gift? This sounds like a Christmas gift , I put about 40 of them in the building, and I can’t remember exactly where.” The clown scratched his head as if he really couldn’t remember, although Gordon couldn’t see it either.

Gordon's heart skipped a beat after hearing the clown's words. No matter who knows that there may be bombs around him, it is impossible to keep calm. He quickly issued an order to the surrounding police detectives to search for miniature bombs.

"However, I'm not a devil, so I decided to light up the light to make it easier for you to find." The clown took out his purple phone with one hand, turned on the screen and tapped something quickly, and then heard many small beeps coming from the terminal. Surprised by the sound of 'lights on' or something.

"By the way, after finding the bomb, don't rush to press the raised colored button that says off, otherwise..." Before the clown could finish speaking, he heard a pleasant voice from the terminal, "I found the bomb" And a less obvious explosion.

The clown raised the corner of his mouth, "Otherwise, it would explode on the spot with a BOOM." After finishing speaking, the clown shook his head and continued.

"Young people nowadays~ Why are you so impatient when you do things, use your brain more." It seemed like how old he was, Gordon didn't have time to care about the clown, and immediately hung up the phone to start looking for the bomb, anyway, what the clown said Just leave it to Batman.

At this moment, Batman, who had been silent all this time, suddenly made a fuss, grabbed the barrel of the gun against his abdomen with one hand and pulled it sideways, and brought the clown who was holding the sword tightly, Batman raised his foot and slammed He kicked the clown hard in the stomach.

The clown, who sensed something was wrong, was surprised by the speed and strength of Batman's shot. He could only give up his sword and sword, free his hands and dangerously protect his abdomen with his arms, and quickly opened the distance with a kick back with the force of Batman's kick.

"Ah, it's really dangerous." The clown said while turning his eyes around to observe the breakthrough. Batman is not interested in this. His current goal is to beat the clown until he loses the ability to resist, and then go down to help Gordon find it. bomb.

The Joker dodges a right hook again, ducks another kick and presses one of Batman's shoulders, then rolls over Batman's shoulder like a gymnast, scoops up the cane sword on the ground with his foot, and takes the cane sword at the bat Xia fired two shots.

Unsurprisingly, after being blocked by the opponent with the bat cloak, the clown drew out the short blade of the sword without hesitation and slashed at the Batman who had just taken off the cloak, successfully leaving a scar under the opponent's arm. The bloodstains on the clothes even quickly overflowed a lot of blood, which shows the sharpness of this knife.

And Batman didn't even frown and punched the clown on the cheek to push the clown away from him. It's not a good thing for the clown to take the initiative to approach him, and the clown might have dozens of knives hidden under his purple suit.

The clown tongue licked the inner wall of his mouth that had just been bruised by his own teeth when he was hit on the cheek by Batman. Looking at Batman whose arm was still dripping blood, he smiled and said, "You are in a hurry to knock me down and help them find the bomb? No, you are one of them in this game." The clown saw Batman's anxious offensive and analyzed what Batman was thinking.

"As long as you leave the rooftop, all the bombs will detonate immediately. Although more than 40 miniature bombs will not collapse this building, three quarters of them can still be done. So, what would you choose?" The clown smiled Ask Batman, he has given the black cat the integrated remote control of all the bombs, and the black cat can see everything on the roof because it is hiding in a corner of the roof, as long as Batman leaves the roof, the black cat will Immediately press the remote control to turn this building into bright fireworks at night.

Batman didn't make any moves, and the clown chased after the victory "But my request is very simple, as long as you sit on the chair I prepared like a normal date, I just want to figure out something, of course you can also ask me what you want Questions you need to know." Of course, whether the Joker answers Batman's questions or not is his business.

"They need time, don't they? Comeon, you can't refuse my request." Joker is sure that Batman will not refuse himself, but will find a way to unravel the current situation next.

In the end, Batman sat on the chair, and the Joker also sat on the opposite chair.

Batman has two ideas now. First, if he can’t leave the rooftop, he must buy time for Gordon to let them eliminate the bomb as much as possible to minimize or even eliminate the damage. Second, he has to reduce the clown’s vigilance during the conversation If it goes well, the clown can be caught in one fell swoop and sent to the special room invested by the Wayne Group in the Arkham Asylum.

"What is this?" Batman frowned and stared at the unknown liquid in the goblet in front of him. As soon as he sat down, he smelled the pungent grape smell coming from the purple unknown liquid in the glass in front of him. Many icings have a grape flavor mixed with unknown additives, which makes Batman, who is really the master of the Wayne family, feel uncomfortable for his noble nose.

"Fanta, it looks just like wine, doesn't it?" The clown picked up the glass of Fanta in front of him and drank it down. After the cat announces the balance notice at home, he can save money.

"Fanta?" Batman said the first time he'd heard the name in his life.

"My lord, Fanta is a cheap and unhealthy carbonated drink. If you drink too much, it will easily cause you to gain weight in middle age and other effects. If you don't want to be unable to wear a bat suit before you are 40 years old, I suggest you not go there. Try it lightly." Alfred's calm voice came appropriately from Batman's headset.

Just as Batman's gauntleted fingers touched the cup, he silently withdrew his hand that just touched the cup because of Alfred's words.

The clown, who has been paying attention to all Batman's actions, said sincerely, "If you don't mind if you don't drink, can I take it away?" It's a waste of nothing to drink.

Batman didn't speak, when the clown tacitly agreed to half body lying on the table and reaching for the cup in front of Batman, he looked funny and defenseless, but Batman knew that any action of the clown at the moment was based on On the basis of being able to defend against one's own attack.

"Who are you?" Batman suddenly asked the Joker

"Huh? I'm the cutie of the Dark Knight?" The clown was still lying on the table and blinked, not understanding the meaning of Batman's question and replied casually.

Seeing Batman's eyes narrowed suddenly, the clown guessed that the other party must have frowned, and the clown restrained himself appropriately.

Sitting back on the seat, the clown coughed lightly and improvised a ditty, "It's JOKER! JOKER! Gotham's prince of crime is me~"