[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

The clown stretched his waist and leaned on the seat, staring at Bruce, who seemed to be driving seriously, with his green eyes curled up.

"Sweetheart, did I tell you that there is a familiar smell in your car?" The clown asked in a lazy voice, dragging out his tail

"What's the smell?" Bruce asked calmly, of course he knew what the clown was talking about, this Lamborghini was his Batmobile after removing the surface camouflage.

The Joker used to ride in the Batmobile, and with how much the Joker loves Batman, he must have remembered the smell in the Batmobile.

There was a smile on the clown's lips. "It smells like motor oil."

"Really? By the way, where are you going? Do I need to send you back to the league?" Bruce decided to change the subject

"There are no beds for clowns in the league." The clown shrugged

"Just take me to a hotel that looks luxurious. If you pay, we can have a pillow fight together tonight." The clown enthusiastically proposed

Bruce's breath tightened, was he inviting himself?

Bruce didn't speak, he just drove in silence, in fact his heart had exploded.

A blue Lamborghini parked at the back door of this gorgeous hotel from the outside.

This is a very hidden back door that was specially designed by Bruce when he invested in the construction of this hotel. Yes, this hotel belongs to him, although it is not on the surface.

Bruce doesn't want to be caught by the paparazzi about being in and out of a hotel with a man, and Bruce Wayne is dating a clown.

Bruce led the clown into the hotel through the back door. The back door leading to the hotel was not the lobby, but a hidden road that only Bruce knew.

He also sometimes enters and leaves the hotel as Batman, and the hidden passage is convenient, and no one will see the Joker.

He contracted the top floor of this building, and the entire top floor belonged to Bruce Wayne.

After going up to the top floor through the elevator, Bruce swiped his card and took the clown into a room where he usually lives. Naturally, the room he usually lives in is the best room.

The light yellow light in the room is soft, the color of the room is mainly dark, and a huge round double bed is placed in the middle.

The bed was spread out with a black velvet quilt, and the floor was a white carpet of cashmere.

After careful location design, the bedroom has large floor-to-ceiling windows with dark curtains, and the lights of Gotham City shine through the glass at night.

Here you can overlook the night view of the whole Gotham City.

Bruce closed the door and turned around. The clown had already taken off his shoes and was lying barefoot on the floor-to-ceiling window, almost getting out, looking at the night scene outside the floor-to-ceiling window.

Through the reflection on the window, Bruce easily saw the obsession on the clown's face.

There is no one in Gotham City who does not love this chaotic and dark hometown.

Batman loves Gotham, and so does the Joker, but the Joker loves Gotham in his own way, just like most Gotham villains.

"The walls in the room are all made of translucent glass, through which you can see the layout of the entire room..." Bruce explained gently

"Including the bathroom?" The clown's voice was ambiguous

"Yes." Bruce raised his head sharply, just in time to meet the clown's green eyes that shone with ambiguous light.

"Including the bathroom." Bruce's voice trembled a little, and the scene in the bathroom could be clearly seen through the glass in the room.

"Oh~ then I have to take a shower first." The clown's tone was softer than the usual sweetness

Bruce's breath was tight, he knew what it meant, and the clown's words made him a little suffocated.

It was a suffocation of excitement, and his heart beat rapidly.

"I have to leave first. Have a nice night." Bruce tried to maintain a smile and said, the clown is underage, wake up Bruce Wayne.

"Hey, I also wish you a 'good' night~" The clown waved his hand with a sweet smile to indicate that Bruce could leave.

After Bruce leaves, the Joker's smile fades away.

He stared at the door in a daze at first, and then messed up his well-groomed hair in a little confusion. He just had a fever and invited Bruce.

But there was a voice in his heart telling him that it was wrong.

Bruce walked out of the hotel quickly. For the first time, he felt the night wind in Gotham City in winter was so icy and biting, and the wind also cooled the restlessness in his heart.

The clown is still a minor, he can't attack minors.

But just now Bruce did see the heartbeat in the clown's eyes, he had feelings for himself.

Thinking of this, Bruce unconsciously curled his lips. Anyway, Yi will be an adult in a year, so he has something to play.

Yi took off her make-up and lay down on the bed, took out her mobile phone, logged on the social software after a long absence, and still had 99+ chat records.

Only this time... Most of them were sent by Steve, which surprised Yi, because Steve usually calls himself when he finds him.

After quickly browsing through the messages that Steve sent to himself, Yi's complexion gradually became heavy. Before he told the Avengers about the S.H.I.E.L.D. undercover, the Avengers thoroughly investigated.

This can't be checked, almost all of SHIELD are Hydra undercover agents, and even the director of SHIELD is Hydra.

To describe this scene in one sentence, I didn't expect it, except for you (Nick Fury), everyone else is ours!

And the Avengers who have found these are considered to have officially broken with SHIELD. SHIELD, no, Hydra even issued a wanted order to arrest some of the Avengers.

Except for Tony Stark, who is the richest man in the world, who is not wanted, the rest of the Avengers are all secretly wanted.

That's why Steve didn't call Yi. The phone signal would reveal the positions of both parties through satellites.

Steve once thought about driving to find Yi, but was told by the Black Widow that there are many secret agents hidden near Yi's residence, school, and his friend Peter, which proves that Yi has not been caught by S.H.I.E.L.D.

Steve, who doesn't know where Yi is, can only try to contact Yi through chat software.

"..." I didn't expect to go to Gotham to do something, so many things would happen to the Avengers in New York.

And he was so lucky that he just went to Gotham City to escape the fate of being wanted.

Bai Yao: 23:04

I'm in Gotham and everything's fine.

US 23:04

Are you in Gotham City?

Bai Yao 23:04

Um.I have a house in Gotham and I'm coming over this week to check it out.

US 23:05

Then you stay in Gotham and we'll take care of this incident.Don't leave Gotham until I call you.

Bai Yao 23:05

clear.

Steve knew that neither S.H.I.E.L.D. nor Hydra dared to set foot in Gotham at will.

If they want to enter Gotham City, they must get the permission of the guardian Batman, and Batman has always disliked outsiders, which everyone knows.

If Hydra enters Gotham City, then there are good fruits for them to eat.

Yi turned around. Without Steve's words, he would not easily step out of Gotham City to meet Steve. Currently, the only two umbrellas for him are Gotham City and the identity of the clown.

As long as he appears in Gotham City as a clown, Hydra will not be able to locate the clown at all, and he will not be able to return to his residence in Gotham City for the time being. What if Hydra sends secret agents to sneak in? .

So at present, the safest thing is to be a clown, but he may stay in this hotel permanently, and he will just talk to Bruce tomorrow, which is not a problem.

And it just so happens that he does have things that need to be done as a clown in Gotham City, such as the current alliance.

But Yi has already guessed the direction of the alliance.

First of all, there is no doubt that Bruce must be an undercover agent sent by the police.

Then what will happen next is nothing more than being caught by Bruce who suddenly betrayed and brought the police to Arkham when the alliance is about to get the potion.

The Joker just needs to get away with his little crazy girlfriend, as they always do, grab a police car and have a race to the death with Batman.

this is very simple.