[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Early the next morning, Yizheng was sitting in front of the mirror, using the black, white and white oil paints carried in the system space to make up for himself.

The mobile phone at hand finally couldn't bear the loneliness and vibrated. Yi pointed to the case of the mobile phone and counted about seven or eight seconds before answering the call.

"Hello? Is this my takeaway?" The tone belonged to a clown's hoarse voice with a hint of laziness.

The captain and the others are still dealing with S.H.I.E.L.D. affairs and won't call themselves at all, so the ones who call themselves will only be people the clown knows.

"Good morning, it's a pity that I'm not a takeaway, but I can play the role of a delivery boy, and I can bring you what you want to eat." Bruce listened to the lazy voice of the clown on the phone, and a smile flashed across his cold eyes meaning.

"Then I'll order the family bucket from Grandpa Ken's and the Big Mac burger from McDonald's. The burgers should be spicy and not pickles. Hurry up~" The clown said quickly

"Okay, your delivery boy is on his way to deliver food." Bruce hung up the phone and slammed the steering wheel, causing the car behind to brake suddenly and almost hit the guardrail on the side of the road.

Bruce drove around to the nearest fast food restaurant. As he expected, young people always like to eat fast food that is not nutritious, so he slowed down a lot on the street with KFC and McDonald's.

So, master, don't you feel that you are not young?

As soon as he hung up the phone, Bruce's phone started ringing again. Bruce looked at the contact person: Clown, Bruce is a little confused. Could it be that he wants to eat something else?Bruce picked up the phone.

"You actually hung up on me?" The clown's tone was unbelievable. It was only the clown who hung up on other people's phone, and this was the first time he was hung up by someone else.

"I..." Bruce's mind turned rapidly thinking about how to deal with it. He couldn't talk to the girls as he usually did, not only because the other party was a clown, but also because he really liked him.

How can you be perfunctory with someone you like?

"I'll hang up." The clown said angrily on the other end of the phone and hung up the phone.

Bruce stared at the screen of the mobile phone that had already shown that the other party had hung up, dumbfounded, and it was really childish to fight over who would hang up first.Harley and the clown's subordinates spoiled it, right?

Imagining the other party's eyes widening in disbelief when he hung up the phone, Bruce couldn't help coughing lightly, a little cute...

After hanging up the phone, Yi looked in the mirror and drew a smile along the raised lips with lipstick. After becoming a clown, he could do many things that Yi could not do, such as betraying the heart that should belong to Eva.

Eva likes Eva, but Joker doesn't, doesn't even know Eva at all, and it makes him feel a lot better to think that.

By the time Bruce arrived at the hotel with the meal for the clown, it was already 10 minutes after they spoke on the phone.

Fortunately, the surface of his car is a Lamborghini, which is actually a Batmobile. Only the performance speed of the Batmobile can allow him to cross a city within 10 minutes.

He has already received several information on tickets just now, all of which are speeding without exception, but what does this have to do with him?

For Bruce Bat, rich, super-willful Wayne, nothing that can be solved by paying money is not a problem, and at this time, Ah Fu must have taken care of it for himself.

Ah Fu: Master, I didn't become your housekeeper to help you make clowns faster.

Bruce entered the room with a plastic bag in one hand and swiped his card with the other, while the clown's hands were concentrating on pressing the handle.

His eyes were fixed on the movement of the villain on the TV screen without blinking, and even the sound of Bruce opening the door could not make the clown look away a little bit.

The clown is playing a game, and this conclusion is drawn from the action of the clown pressing the handle and the voice of Bruce on the TV.

It seems that he will not take the initiative to get food, Bruce sighed resignedly, Bruce first put the plastic bag on the table and took out the food from the bag, there is something the clown wants to eat.

There is also the grape soda that Bruce himself ordered in KFC. He was just curious to try the Fanta that the clown had prepared when he invited himself to the GCPD building.

Hearing that it tasted like grape soda, Bruce took the food box and walked to the sofa.

Only then did Bruce discover that the clown was actually playing a Batman series of games.

This series is what Barbara did before, and she wants more people to know about Batman.

So with Bruce's acquiescence, she adapted some of the criminal incidents she knew about Batman into a third-person fighting adventure game.

At this moment, the Joker is controlling the identity of Batman in the game and beating the guards of Arkham Asylum.

Bruce can see what the plot is here with just one glance. This is probably when he went to Arkham Asylum to solve the Arkham Patient Riot the year before last, and the culprit was the clown.

The boss of this level is to beat the clown. I remember he was the one who rubbed the clown in the church.

Bruce took a fried chicken leg from the family bucket and shook it in front of the clown while observing the expression of the clown calmly. After seeing that the other party didn't seem to have any dissatisfaction with the game, he was slightly relieved.

After all, this level is designed for Batman to brutally put the Joker in the Black Gate Prison.

"Joker, the food you asked for." Bruce reminded

"Wow~" The clown bit his mouth directly, tilted his head back and pulled the chicken leg from Bruce's hand into his mouth, his eyes still staring at the screen without blinking.

So Bruce witnessed a scene where the clown directly crushed most of the meat on the chicken leg with his teeth and chewed continuously, and finally held a bone with some meat and saliva in his mouth.

Bruce swore that the opponent's hands were on the handle the whole time, and the clown really ate the chicken leg with his mouth!Just use your mouth!

Bruce wrapped the bone with saliva in paper and pulled it out of the clown's mouth and threw it into the trash can beside him. Then Bruce took a sip of the grape soda, was stimulated by its pungent taste, and put it down silently.

"Ah." Bruce took another egg tart from the family bucket and signaled the clown to open his mouth so that he could feed it.

"Ah~" The clown opened his mouth cooperatively and let Bruce stuff egg tarts into his mouth.

"Water." The clown said hastily, the eggy smell and sweetness of the egg tart made him feel a little tired.

Bruce rolled his eyes, and handed the straw to the clown. After seeing the purple liquid with small bubbles reaching the clown's mouth through the straw, Bruce realized that this was the straw he had just used, but Bruce didn't intend to remind the clown.

The clown put down the handle with a snap, picked up the plastic cup containing the grape soda, took a sip, and then hiccupped in satisfaction. Bruce keenly noticed that there was a silver wire hanging on the straw at the corner of the clown's mouth.

"You don't look like you can drink this kind of drink." The clown raised his eyebrows, leaned closer to Bruce and said with a low smile.

He seemed to be concentrating on playing the game just now, but he actually paid a little attention to Bruce. He naturally knew that this straw was used by Bruce.

He wants something from him.

"It's just the curiosity of rich people." Bruce shrugged helplessly. This reason is very understandable, and it can also be used as an excuse for many things. It seems that all things that do not conform to other people's designs can be explained with this reason.

The clown blinked and seemed to understand something, and pulled out a smile that didn't look too ferocious even with the oil paint on his face, and he tore open the wrapping paper of the burger with his teeth.

The clown took a big bite of the hamburger and said, "I'm lost."

After a moment of reaction, Bruce realized that what the clown was talking about was that he got lost in the game.At this moment, 'Batman' is climbing the wall of the sewer mouth, the map here is too big, the clown controls 'Batman' to go around twice but fails to get out.

Bruce picked up the handle, and manipulated Batman into one of the pipes with ease, using glue to turn off the steam pipe, and the gun hook grabbed the opposite wall and flew over.

Then I used the remote control bat dart to turn on the switch in the electric current room, and the familiar ones couldn't be more familiar.

The geography in this game was copied almost exactly by Barbara from the map of Gotham's underground pipelines, which Bruce often appears in during his night patrols.

Some people may ask, can someone else play this game and memorize the map in the game to cause trouble in Gotham?

But apart from the fact that Bruce, who owns satellites to monitor the entire Gotham, and the senior police officers know that this is the Gotham underground passage, the players will not know that this is the map of Gotham City.