Wolf King

After the deer's head was shattered and its antlers turned to slag, the sad old horned deer finally died. Xiao Yun, who had almost lost his strength, pulled down the deer's body, and saw that it was not moving. relieved.

"A dog's paw can't replace a human hand at all, so it's no wonder that in the species competition, the Homo erectus finally won the upper hand... Oh shit!"

Muttering to throw away the stone that hurt his front paw, Xiao Yun glanced at the painful pad, so he could not instinctively lick it with his tongue - thanks to his nose getting close, he could smell the wonderful smell on his front paw. After seeing the various smells, he braked in time and turned his head away.

"Instinct is really amazing!" Xiao Yun got down from the old horned deer, and the bloody mess all over the place was quite disgusting to be honest, but people who are hungry have no room for hypocrisy, just... "Wait, Ni Ma, how do you eat?!"

Modern people, including Xiao Yun himself, when they think of the word "survival in the wilderness", the images that appear in their minds are either Robinson Robinson or Mr. Pei. Anyway, they are all a majestic man sitting alone in the wilderness, with a bunch of raging wild animals in front of him. A burning bonfire on which any edible animal fat protein is roasted—

So now the question arises, Xiao Yun, who is not good at even copying stones and smashing deer's heads, how can he use his dog's paws to complete the super difficult operation of lighting a fire and grilling meat?

Confused, Xiao Yun looked at his dog's paws stained with blood and years of dirt, and then at the intact old horned deer from the neck down, his mind went blank.

A few hundred meters away, among the herd of deer chewing green grass, a robust stag moved its ears and looked up vigilantly in the direction where its sacrificial compatriot fell.

It saw the hunter who had killed its compatriot put its head close to the neck of the sacrificed compatriot, with its mouth half open, fixed in this position, motionless.

The stag shook its ears, and while chewing the grass in its mouth, silently stared at the strange predator that had finished hunting but did not eat.

After about 5 minutes.

The weird predator suddenly fell backwards, while making a strange cry mixed with the sound of "Wow", while rolling on the ground crazily:

"The concubine can't do it, blah blah blah~~~"

"?!" The robust stag looked at the crazy predator in shock. Although it couldn't understand what the beast was doing, it instinctively sensed the crisis, so it stopped eating and issued a yell at its compatriots. The warning Lu Ming led the herd of deer to move deep into the grassland without hesitation...

After the vigilant deer left, the surrounding area became quiet...

After about half an hour.

Xiao Yun, who was paralyzed on the ground, got up silently, silently brought his mouth close to the old horned deer, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and bit down bravely.

"Fuck, bah, bah!!" Xiao Yun almost vomited. He bit his hair, which was covered with mud, gravel, blades of grass, suspicious excrement, and so on. He took a look, okay, what he said was the place where he sat pressing the horned deer before, and his dirty butt made the old horned deer's shoulders a terrible disaster.

"Calm down, calm down, calm down even if you are about to starve to death." Xiao Yun forced himself to sit down, staring at the horned deer that could save his dog's life with bloodshot eyes, "Think about it carefully... in the animal world, the leopard and the hyena caught him. It seems that the prey is eaten with the skin removed, and the skin is bitten off first... Uh, wait, it seems that in some documentary, the leopard eats the prey from the stomach, and eats the internal organs that are prone to spoilage first... Vomit!"

Unable to bear it anymore, he went to the side and retched for more than a dozen seconds. After he recovered from this, Xiao Yun sat back firmly, staring at the horned deer with more bloodshot eyes: "It's better to eat the internal organs raw... er ...The rest of the meat can be eaten as sashimi...Huh? Wait, wait, wait!"

Raising his paws again to look at his pads, Xiao Yun finally discovered a problem that he had neglected before—his paws seemed to be longer than those of the neighbor's Samoyed, and the nails on the five paws were far longer than what he saw. Passed dogs are longer and sharper.

"...A dog will become like this if it doesn't cut its nails?" Xiao Yun was shocked, "Eh...it seems wrong, I only heard of wild dogs biting people, but never heard of wild dogs scratching people?"

"What the hell am I thinking, you're going to starve to death!" The strong hunger in his stomach made Xiao Yun twitch his mouth, and he tried to move the five sharp claws on the dog's paw. It is not as convenient as human fingers, but it can be used barely, so he no longer forced himself to open his mouth, but carefully stretched out his claws...

——Not to mention, although his dog's paws are dirtier than that, and his paws are so dark that they can't see their true colors at all, they are quite sharp. Pull it down, and a slit is drawn out.

"I can go! It's absolutely fine! Although I don't have hands, I bring my own knives!"

Xiao Yun was agitated, he immediately stretched out his left paw to support the body of the horned deer, the sharp claw of the right melon was as hard as a kitchen knife, and made a triangular incision on the deer skin, tearing off the deer skin forcefully, breaking the skin under the skin. Behind the fascia, the red and white muscle layer is exposed.

Xiao Yun eagerly used his paws to cut off a layer of irregular venison slices that were as thick as fingers, and hurriedly stuffed them into his mouth——

Uh... no mustard, no soy sauce, no salty raw meat, to be honest, the taste is really good... Xiao Yun has never tasted the delicious game described in some novels, only the awkward and greasy taste makes him feel inferior dead feeling...

"You can't just starve to death for nothing if you don't get the lunch box. It's not going to go to grandma's house!" The desire to survive made Xiao Yun almost swallow this piece of raw meat with tears in his eyes. He didn't know if it was a psychological effect, although he The whole mouth seemed to be in a disaster, but the hunger in his belly was relieved a lot, so he mustered up the courage to show his determination again, and cut off a piece of meat that was two fingers wide.

He cut sixteen or seven pieces of meat and swallowed them whole. Although he was still not full, Xiao Yun couldn't take it any more—the taste of raw meat was unbearable, unless he was pushed to a corner, he couldn't stand it. of.

"I no longer dislike the heavy MSG in takeout, poor taste of canned food, small pieces of barbecued meat, less cilantro in mutton powder, dry noodles with fried sauce, unauthentic dandan noodles, and spicy hot pot skewers are easy to get angry..."

While muttering, he staggered away from the leftover horned deer, moved tens of meters away, Xiao Yun lost his strength and lay down in a large shape, his dog face looking up at the sky was as sad as a salted fish.

"Sitting in the room after get off work and playing computer games, beer on the left and cigarettes on the right, fat house happy water can be obtained in two steps, snacks are in the TV cabinet in the living room, and the takeaway brother who presses the APP and delivers meals to the door... ...Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

The more Xiao Yun thought about it, the more sad he became, and before he knew it, tears were streaming down his face.

As if to match his state of mind, the sun hanging at the end of the western sky also fell below the horizon at this time, and the entire land was gradually shrouded in darkness.

Xiao Yun looked at the starry sky silently with tears, recalling the little buddies who often came to his neighborhood and company to deliver food, recalling the roadside snacks that he could eat just by walking downstairs, recalling a time when he just went shopping online. Snacks, cola, and beer in the cabinet... At this moment, he thought a lot, and he found that it is very reasonable for people to be sad about what has been lost. Now he deeply understands how nostalgic life in the modern cold steel jungle is. ...

He smelled a faint stinky smell at the end of his nose, and heard the slight friction sound of animals walking in the grass, Xiao Yun, who was addicted to the sadness that had been lost, could not extricate himself, subconsciously turned his head to look in the direction of the movement——

Dogs can also see things in the dark. Xiao Yun's sight is not affected by the night at this moment, and he saw the uninvited guest very clearly... A fat, strong, muscular brown bear with particularly muscular shoulders and back was secretly He was close to the horned deer he had eaten, and had already lurked less than two meters away from the horned deer.

Xiao Yun sat up, and the brown bear immediately gave up the horned deer that was close to his mouth, turned around and ran wildly. After running more than a hundred meters, it stopped again, crouched in the grass and continued to stare at the horned deer.

Xiao Yun: "..."

Xiao Yun raised his dog's paw, but he didn't care if it was awkward, he rubbed his eyes like a human, and looked at the brown bear.

Even if Xiao Yun is not a loyal audience of the animal world, he can still recognize the brown bear. One is that the brown bear is really easy to recognize, and the other is because he participated in the melee of the lion, tiger and bear three battles when he was bored... He remembers very clearly that the brown bear It is one of the largest mammals of the order Carnivora on land. Its body length is between 1.5 meters and [-] meters. The strongest male brown bear can weigh half a ton. No one doubts Maozi's combat effectiveness, because Maozi can treat brown bears as pets keep……

So now Xiao Yun is very suspicious of whether there is something wrong with his eyes - that huge monster that should look like an adult male brown bear, its proportions are actually... smaller than the big horned deer he crushed to death with a stone? !

"There is such a small brown bear in the world?!" Xiao Yun was so shocked that he couldn't be more shocked, and his brain became active after he was dumbfounded for a while, "Wait, if the big-horned deer that I smashed to eat meat is a real big-horned deer...then I I remember that the width of the horns of the big horned deer is [-] meters, which is indeed bigger than that of a brown bear—then how big am I?!”

Inexplicably, after wearing it on a dog, he has been walking around in this hairless prairie, and there is no human being to give him a reference for the moment. Xiao Yun always thought that he should be wearing some kind of large stray dog. Dogs—but there are no large dogs on earth that are bigger than big horned deer or brown bears, right? !

Shocked, Xiao Yun stood up unconsciously, and then the brown bear squatting in the distance turned his head and ran away...

"——In this world, there are brown bears that were scared away by dogs?" Xiao Yun felt that his logical thinking was directly raped... He even forgot to chase instinctively.