Wolf King
Chapter 3 It's Not Scientific
"I remember that the largest large dog is the St. Bernard, with a shoulder height of up to 90 centimeters and a weight of over 90 kilograms. It has a docile personality and a high IQ and is easy to raise... The Irish bighorn deer has a body length of 600 to [-] meters. It is two meters tall and weighs about [-] kilograms. It is understandable that a small brown bear is not as big as a big-horned deer, but a large dog of the same size as a big-horned deer is impossible, right?!"
"Snapped!"
Xiao Yun raised his paw and looked at the dead mosquitoes under his paw.
"How big is this mosquito that seems to be a standard size to me... I don't have a ruler to measure it... If this mosquito is actually too big, then feed the bug-eating lizards fat Obesity doesn’t seem to be difficult to understand—no, no, do I have to accept the fact that I’m actually a mutant giant dog?! My head and tail are at least three or four meters long, and my weight is limited compared to a big-horned deer ?! Can this be a dog? This is the white wolf in Princess Mononoke, right?"
"Damn it... If you meet a living person like this, don't talk about negotiating, you will be shot and killed on the spot as an abnormal creature!" Xiao Yun clasped his head in his paws, raised his head to the sky and screamed, "Don't worry, old man, I want to return to human society! , even if I become a dog, I still yearn for the steel jungle~~~~"
After accepting the reality of living on a dog, Xiao Yun no longer expects to return to the ordinary life that he did not cherish before, but wandering in the wilderness is really not suitable for such a thing, and he is not even willing to go out of the province to go to university. Ben's dead house, so Xiao Yun is still very much looking forward to returning to the civilized world, even if he is a stray dog picking up trash cans... He is so smart and quick-witted, maybe he will be spotted by a shit-shoveling officer with a keen eye for dogs Woolen cloth?
Anyway, dog food is easier to swallow than raw game meat with no taste and no idea how many parasites it has, right?
But...if he is really a giant dog that is bigger than a brown bear, the same size as the white wolf in the cartoon Princess Mononoke or bigger, then the operation of finding a shit shoveler to rely on it will not work out— —Who can afford it!How many police stations are poor for huskies!
It's no wonder that normal people don't call the police when they see a giant dog of this size...
The temperature of the prairie at night was much lower than during the day, and Xiao Yun, who was wearing thick fur, didn't feel cold, but his heart was cold, and he wanted to sing about being cool... He recalled the happy life when he was a human again, and he found that he really Silly, really, why didn't you say cherish it more when you lived such a carefree life before?
"I'm hungry again... Alas... what time is it now, the takeaway boy is still at work, I want to eat maocai...(^)..."
Waves of drowsiness struck, and Xiao Yun, who was tearing and drooling, slowly closed his eyes.
On this lonely and desolate night on the prairie, Xiao Yun had a long dream. In the first half of the dream, he had been binge eating and drinking all kinds of food, and his nose was bubbling with happiness; A small citizen who was born in an inland province in Southwest China, but was born in a primitive tribe who did not know where and was extremely poor.
As soon as Xiao Yun opened his eyes, what he saw was a dark and greasy tent—not the kind of beautiful dome tents in the landscape documentaries, but leaning against the trees and covering them roughly with felted wool felt. There are no high-end goods such as blankets in the tent, but very primitive animal fur.
Xiao Yun felt very uncomfortable. The skin on his back and buttocks had a tingling sensation. It felt like he was being placed in a very rough linen bag. After he made a movement, the adult sitting on the fur picked him up. After leaving him, Xiao Yun saw a clay pot on the stone on the other side of the adult, in which milky white goat's milk was cooking, and a thinner man sitting beside the fire.
The two adults started a conversation, and what they spoke was definitely not Chinese or English, nor the Mongolian or Tibetan that Xiao Yun had heard when watching TV series, movies and documentaries, but Xiao Yun could vaguely understand their conversation:
"...can he survive this winter..."
"...It should be possible. When the caravan comes, we can exchange for a little more sugar... Alas, he was too weak when he was born, it's my fault..."
Xiao Yun still hasn't understood what this scene means, the dream has changed, he has become a little kid, running and jumping in the sloping tents in a circle, but no one is playing with him around, it seems that everyone else is playing with him. While busy with his own affairs, Xiao Yun vaguely saw a large area of cattle and sheep in a place farther outside the tribe.
The dream changed again, Xiao Yun was alone in the original slanted tent, staring at the clay pot on the fire, which looked much older.
The thin man walked into the tent, Xiao Yun called him uncle, the uncle seemed very sad, and hugged Xiao Yun tightly without saying a word.
Xiao Yun heard many people speaking, all of them were clan voices, some were hasty, some were nervous, some were angry, and he was still being hugged by that skinny uncle, so he couldn't see the speaker, but these voices were straining Drill into his brain:
"The clansmen who went out are all dead... all the warriors of the tribe are gone..."
"I said earlier that I shouldn't get involved in this kind of thing..."
"The [-] head of cattle and sheep promised by the king's tent, the big tribes in the east will only give us [-] head!"
"I can't stay here anymore, let's move to the west..."
"But……"
"Stop talking...we want to protect the rest of the tribe..."
When Xiao Yun woke up, he was completely overwhelmed with shock and directly stunned. He stared at the slightly pale sky with a pair of copper bells, and couldn't recover for a long time.
Because he was lying on his stomach not far away, scavengers who specialize in stealing other people's prey did not dare to approach, and nocturnal predators did not dare to come to the door, so the big horned deer that was left overnight remained basically intact—— —The word “basic” was added because the head of this big-horned deer that was smashed by stones and the place where Xiao Yun had cut the meat were covered with a dense layer of flies, and Xiao Yun almost didn’t vomit when he came to check.
Enduring the nausea to disperse the flies, cut off the head of the deer, and cut off the exposed part where the flies laid countless eggs, Xiao Yun threw the remaining horned deer on his back, and walked forward firmly again.
"This guy walked in the direction of the sun when his uncle was away from home. If you walk east, you should be able to find his tribe..."
Tired from walking, or in other words, really hungry, Xiao Yun found a random place to stop.After enduring the nausea and nausea, he cut two pieces of raw venison and ate it to recover a little strength. Xiao Yun dug up the soil and covered the deer with a layer to avoid attracting flies, then searched around.
In the memory of the original owner, his uncle and some of his tribe left the tribe to find the caravan every year after autumn. That is to say, although this vast grassland still looks lush and lush, it has already entered autumn... Sure enough, It took a little effort for Xiao Yun to find some dry shrubs, and he spent a lot of energy digging the soil, and brought the whole bush and some roots back to the place where the venison was hidden.
The shrubs are not enough to burn, so if you want to make a fire, you still have to rely on the tree. Fortunately, the target of the tree is relatively large, so you don't need to bother looking for it.Xiao Yun selected an old tree with relatively dry bark and many cracks. He used his own weight to strike and break the branches, and brought back a lot of firewood after two trips back and forth.
"Next is the main event..."
Xiao Yun used his claws to pull out a few smaller branches and set them up, found some dry shrubs and crushed them, and then found a thick branch with relatively dry bark, and used his claws to carefully dig out a bunch of bark threads, Then step on one end of the thick branch with one paw to tilt it up slightly, and the other paw quickly and gently across the surface of the branch.
"Sure enough, there are sparks!"
Xiao Yun regained his energy, and hastily leveled the thick branch, sprinkled the shredded bark and dried shrubs on it, hung his paw above it and pressed it lightly, and then used a sharp claw to quickly touch the branch. Back and forth on the branches...
With the sound of harsh wood being scraped madly, small sparks appear and disappear, but they just don't ignite...
"It would be nice to have some sun-dried corn husks someday!"
After another burst of frantic scraping... the so-called hard work pays off, green smoke rose from the planed bark threads, Xiao Yun was afraid that the flames, which were too small to be seen, would disappear in an instant, so he quickly rolled the bark threads together. The ball was stuffed into the stack of branches, pouting its cheeks and blowing carefully——
The blue smoke became lighter and lighter, and then disappeared.
Xiao Yun: "..."
Wiping away his tears, Xiao Yun, who no longer wanted to eat raw meat, summoned up his perseverance to continue the cycle. After repeating several times and changing several batches of shredded bark and shredded shrubs, the small branch stand he first built finally... ...burned up.
"I kind of understand how primitive people felt when they succeeded in making fire by drilling wood for the first time..." Xiao Yun burst into tears.
The success of lighting a fire does not mean the battle is over. Xiao Yun hurriedly pulled the stones collected in advance to surround the fire, leaving only one vent, and then continued to dig the ground... It is to dig a fire barrier. Roughly.
After digging out a circle of white ground to ensure that the fire would not bring grassland fires, Xiao Yun dug out the venison buried in the soil, continued to dig deep from the original skinned place, sliced out meat strips and arranged them on the stones .
The operation of skewering the meat to the branch cannot be done with claws, but fortunately Xiao Yun received part of the original owner's memory from the dream, and he has the confidence in this aspect-he took two steps back and sat down, closing his eyes and meditating After a while, a strange change suddenly appeared in his body... His neck, which was originally leaning forward, quickly retracted, his shoulder height, which was also surprisingly large when he was sitting, dropped steadily, and the curved back line with a large arc gradually shrunk. ...
In a matter of seconds, the squatting giant dog... no, the giant snow wolf disappeared, and a skinny young boy with bare bones and messy waist-length hair appeared in its place.
Xiao Yun looked down at his hands. Although the skin was so dirty that the true color of the skin could not be seen, the length of the black nails was also a bit disgusting, and the arms were as thin as zombies...but they were indeed human hands. The familiar flexibility of the joints almost made Xiao Yun burst into tears.
"We're not on the earth. We've traveled to a different world with all sorts of weird things. We're still a snow werewolf who can transform into a wolf or a human. It's fine...anything is fine. Being able to walk upright and having hands and feet is better than anything else." Both are strong."
Wiping away his tears, Xiao Yun returned to the fire to continue his great business of cooked food, and then he discovered... As expected, he was not a big dog at all when he was not a human (uh), the strips of meat he cut out by himself just now Tiao now looks as thick as his arm, and the small fire that took a long time to make has nothing to do with Xiao, and there is more than enough to roast a whole lamb.
"What the hell...how did a wolf bigger than a brown bear change back and forth with a kid with the physique of a middle school student? The material exchange is out of proportion. Isn't this unscientific!"
Xiao Yun gritted his teeth and turned into a wolf-shaped strip of processed meat again...
"Snapped!"
Xiao Yun raised his paw and looked at the dead mosquitoes under his paw.
"How big is this mosquito that seems to be a standard size to me... I don't have a ruler to measure it... If this mosquito is actually too big, then feed the bug-eating lizards fat Obesity doesn’t seem to be difficult to understand—no, no, do I have to accept the fact that I’m actually a mutant giant dog?! My head and tail are at least three or four meters long, and my weight is limited compared to a big-horned deer ?! Can this be a dog? This is the white wolf in Princess Mononoke, right?"
"Damn it... If you meet a living person like this, don't talk about negotiating, you will be shot and killed on the spot as an abnormal creature!" Xiao Yun clasped his head in his paws, raised his head to the sky and screamed, "Don't worry, old man, I want to return to human society! , even if I become a dog, I still yearn for the steel jungle~~~~"
After accepting the reality of living on a dog, Xiao Yun no longer expects to return to the ordinary life that he did not cherish before, but wandering in the wilderness is really not suitable for such a thing, and he is not even willing to go out of the province to go to university. Ben's dead house, so Xiao Yun is still very much looking forward to returning to the civilized world, even if he is a stray dog picking up trash cans... He is so smart and quick-witted, maybe he will be spotted by a shit-shoveling officer with a keen eye for dogs Woolen cloth?
Anyway, dog food is easier to swallow than raw game meat with no taste and no idea how many parasites it has, right?
But...if he is really a giant dog that is bigger than a brown bear, the same size as the white wolf in the cartoon Princess Mononoke or bigger, then the operation of finding a shit shoveler to rely on it will not work out— —Who can afford it!How many police stations are poor for huskies!
It's no wonder that normal people don't call the police when they see a giant dog of this size...
The temperature of the prairie at night was much lower than during the day, and Xiao Yun, who was wearing thick fur, didn't feel cold, but his heart was cold, and he wanted to sing about being cool... He recalled the happy life when he was a human again, and he found that he really Silly, really, why didn't you say cherish it more when you lived such a carefree life before?
"I'm hungry again... Alas... what time is it now, the takeaway boy is still at work, I want to eat maocai...(^)..."
Waves of drowsiness struck, and Xiao Yun, who was tearing and drooling, slowly closed his eyes.
On this lonely and desolate night on the prairie, Xiao Yun had a long dream. In the first half of the dream, he had been binge eating and drinking all kinds of food, and his nose was bubbling with happiness; A small citizen who was born in an inland province in Southwest China, but was born in a primitive tribe who did not know where and was extremely poor.
As soon as Xiao Yun opened his eyes, what he saw was a dark and greasy tent—not the kind of beautiful dome tents in the landscape documentaries, but leaning against the trees and covering them roughly with felted wool felt. There are no high-end goods such as blankets in the tent, but very primitive animal fur.
Xiao Yun felt very uncomfortable. The skin on his back and buttocks had a tingling sensation. It felt like he was being placed in a very rough linen bag. After he made a movement, the adult sitting on the fur picked him up. After leaving him, Xiao Yun saw a clay pot on the stone on the other side of the adult, in which milky white goat's milk was cooking, and a thinner man sitting beside the fire.
The two adults started a conversation, and what they spoke was definitely not Chinese or English, nor the Mongolian or Tibetan that Xiao Yun had heard when watching TV series, movies and documentaries, but Xiao Yun could vaguely understand their conversation:
"...can he survive this winter..."
"...It should be possible. When the caravan comes, we can exchange for a little more sugar... Alas, he was too weak when he was born, it's my fault..."
Xiao Yun still hasn't understood what this scene means, the dream has changed, he has become a little kid, running and jumping in the sloping tents in a circle, but no one is playing with him around, it seems that everyone else is playing with him. While busy with his own affairs, Xiao Yun vaguely saw a large area of cattle and sheep in a place farther outside the tribe.
The dream changed again, Xiao Yun was alone in the original slanted tent, staring at the clay pot on the fire, which looked much older.
The thin man walked into the tent, Xiao Yun called him uncle, the uncle seemed very sad, and hugged Xiao Yun tightly without saying a word.
Xiao Yun heard many people speaking, all of them were clan voices, some were hasty, some were nervous, some were angry, and he was still being hugged by that skinny uncle, so he couldn't see the speaker, but these voices were straining Drill into his brain:
"The clansmen who went out are all dead... all the warriors of the tribe are gone..."
"I said earlier that I shouldn't get involved in this kind of thing..."
"The [-] head of cattle and sheep promised by the king's tent, the big tribes in the east will only give us [-] head!"
"I can't stay here anymore, let's move to the west..."
"But……"
"Stop talking...we want to protect the rest of the tribe..."
When Xiao Yun woke up, he was completely overwhelmed with shock and directly stunned. He stared at the slightly pale sky with a pair of copper bells, and couldn't recover for a long time.
Because he was lying on his stomach not far away, scavengers who specialize in stealing other people's prey did not dare to approach, and nocturnal predators did not dare to come to the door, so the big horned deer that was left overnight remained basically intact—— —The word “basic” was added because the head of this big-horned deer that was smashed by stones and the place where Xiao Yun had cut the meat were covered with a dense layer of flies, and Xiao Yun almost didn’t vomit when he came to check.
Enduring the nausea to disperse the flies, cut off the head of the deer, and cut off the exposed part where the flies laid countless eggs, Xiao Yun threw the remaining horned deer on his back, and walked forward firmly again.
"This guy walked in the direction of the sun when his uncle was away from home. If you walk east, you should be able to find his tribe..."
Tired from walking, or in other words, really hungry, Xiao Yun found a random place to stop.After enduring the nausea and nausea, he cut two pieces of raw venison and ate it to recover a little strength. Xiao Yun dug up the soil and covered the deer with a layer to avoid attracting flies, then searched around.
In the memory of the original owner, his uncle and some of his tribe left the tribe to find the caravan every year after autumn. That is to say, although this vast grassland still looks lush and lush, it has already entered autumn... Sure enough, It took a little effort for Xiao Yun to find some dry shrubs, and he spent a lot of energy digging the soil, and brought the whole bush and some roots back to the place where the venison was hidden.
The shrubs are not enough to burn, so if you want to make a fire, you still have to rely on the tree. Fortunately, the target of the tree is relatively large, so you don't need to bother looking for it.Xiao Yun selected an old tree with relatively dry bark and many cracks. He used his own weight to strike and break the branches, and brought back a lot of firewood after two trips back and forth.
"Next is the main event..."
Xiao Yun used his claws to pull out a few smaller branches and set them up, found some dry shrubs and crushed them, and then found a thick branch with relatively dry bark, and used his claws to carefully dig out a bunch of bark threads, Then step on one end of the thick branch with one paw to tilt it up slightly, and the other paw quickly and gently across the surface of the branch.
"Sure enough, there are sparks!"
Xiao Yun regained his energy, and hastily leveled the thick branch, sprinkled the shredded bark and dried shrubs on it, hung his paw above it and pressed it lightly, and then used a sharp claw to quickly touch the branch. Back and forth on the branches...
With the sound of harsh wood being scraped madly, small sparks appear and disappear, but they just don't ignite...
"It would be nice to have some sun-dried corn husks someday!"
After another burst of frantic scraping... the so-called hard work pays off, green smoke rose from the planed bark threads, Xiao Yun was afraid that the flames, which were too small to be seen, would disappear in an instant, so he quickly rolled the bark threads together. The ball was stuffed into the stack of branches, pouting its cheeks and blowing carefully——
The blue smoke became lighter and lighter, and then disappeared.
Xiao Yun: "..."
Wiping away his tears, Xiao Yun, who no longer wanted to eat raw meat, summoned up his perseverance to continue the cycle. After repeating several times and changing several batches of shredded bark and shredded shrubs, the small branch stand he first built finally... ...burned up.
"I kind of understand how primitive people felt when they succeeded in making fire by drilling wood for the first time..." Xiao Yun burst into tears.
The success of lighting a fire does not mean the battle is over. Xiao Yun hurriedly pulled the stones collected in advance to surround the fire, leaving only one vent, and then continued to dig the ground... It is to dig a fire barrier. Roughly.
After digging out a circle of white ground to ensure that the fire would not bring grassland fires, Xiao Yun dug out the venison buried in the soil, continued to dig deep from the original skinned place, sliced out meat strips and arranged them on the stones .
The operation of skewering the meat to the branch cannot be done with claws, but fortunately Xiao Yun received part of the original owner's memory from the dream, and he has the confidence in this aspect-he took two steps back and sat down, closing his eyes and meditating After a while, a strange change suddenly appeared in his body... His neck, which was originally leaning forward, quickly retracted, his shoulder height, which was also surprisingly large when he was sitting, dropped steadily, and the curved back line with a large arc gradually shrunk. ...
In a matter of seconds, the squatting giant dog... no, the giant snow wolf disappeared, and a skinny young boy with bare bones and messy waist-length hair appeared in its place.
Xiao Yun looked down at his hands. Although the skin was so dirty that the true color of the skin could not be seen, the length of the black nails was also a bit disgusting, and the arms were as thin as zombies...but they were indeed human hands. The familiar flexibility of the joints almost made Xiao Yun burst into tears.
"We're not on the earth. We've traveled to a different world with all sorts of weird things. We're still a snow werewolf who can transform into a wolf or a human. It's fine...anything is fine. Being able to walk upright and having hands and feet is better than anything else." Both are strong."
Wiping away his tears, Xiao Yun returned to the fire to continue his great business of cooked food, and then he discovered... As expected, he was not a big dog at all when he was not a human (uh), the strips of meat he cut out by himself just now Tiao now looks as thick as his arm, and the small fire that took a long time to make has nothing to do with Xiao, and there is more than enough to roast a whole lamb.
"What the hell...how did a wolf bigger than a brown bear change back and forth with a kid with the physique of a middle school student? The material exchange is out of proportion. Isn't this unscientific!"
Xiao Yun gritted his teeth and turned into a wolf-shaped strip of processed meat again...
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