I suspect the history teacher and the geography teacher are having an affair

Wang Kai has a sore throat from a cold for the past few days, and seeing that he is about to go to work, it will be fatal.It hurts to play the kind of food that can't be swallowed, so Wang Kai didn't eat much at all, and just drank some porridge when it was time to eat.

"You're almost on the mend. Take some medicine and get some sleep. I don't think there's a big problem." Jianguo looked at Wang Kai's pitiful look, and put a piece of tenderloin in his mouth.

"The drop in temperature in autumn is terrible..." Wang Kai sipped a mouthful of porridge with his mouth slanted, trying to avoid the sore throat.In vain, he was stunned.

"Otherwise, why is it called Qiuhuo? Qiuhuo." Jianguo picked up another piece of meatball and said while chewing, "Let's eat hot pot when you are well." After a pause, he added "tomato pot".

Why did Wang Kai feel that this scene seemed familiar as he bit the spoon?

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Wang Kai had wisdom teeth when he was a sophomore, but one side came out and the other side didn't.He didn't take it seriously at first, until one time he felt his front teeth were sour and he looked in the mirror.Whoops, I'm going, the front front teeth have been crooked!Yue felt that the wisdom teeth at the back were crooked, pushing the front teeth.

Coincidentally, roommate Xiaobai just had his wisdom teeth pulled out in the school hospital last month, so he was taken to the school hospital to have a look.

The elder sister of the school hospital's dentistry department was very beautiful and gentle, and told Wang Kai firmly that you definitely had crooked wisdom teeth.Wang Kai didn't believe it, so the sister led him to take a picture.I took a piece of metal that I don't know what was stuck to the back of the tooth frame in the mouth, and took an X-ray with a "ding".It turned out to be really long.The elder sister asked patiently if she wanted to pull it out, otherwise the front front teeth might be completely crooked if they were always squeezed.That would be ugly.

In order to protect his neat little white teeth, Wang Kai made up his mind.OK!Then pull it out.The school hospital has student subsidies, and it only cost less than 400 yuan to pull out a tooth, but that is not cheap for a poor student like Wang Kai.

Because his crooked wisdom tooth has not come out yet, the gum needs to be cut open and taken out from the inside.It sounds pretty scary anyway.But the anesthetic was too effective. Except for the moment when the tooth was pulled out, Wang Kai felt no pain at other times.After listening to the dentist's sister's gentle explanation of the precautions, I went back to the dormitory happily, and waited for a week to find my beautiful sister to remove the stitches.

After waiting for half an hour, Wang Kai spit out the cotton ball in his mouth with a hemostatic pad, and then he felt the pain.Especially the cut made on the gums, it hurts even to the throat.Depend on!Wang Kai regretted it.

The whole day after the tooth extraction, the saliva in his mouth was thick and sticky and kept coming out.Because the taste was too disgusting, he had to vomit every few minutes.Originally, Jianguo was invited to dinner, but Wang Kai couldn't open his mouth at all that day, so he had to hold toilet paper and plastic bags to spit at any time. (That scene is still disgusting even if I think about it now, so let’s skip this paragraph directly. jpg) Anyway, in the end, Wang Kai canceled the dinner appointment with Jianguo on the day of founding in order to protect his image.

Two days later, Wang Kai was able to eat normally, but his throat hurt and he couldn't swallow.You have to tilt your head to chew on the side that doesn't hurt, and then let the food slide down naturally.

At that time, Jianguo also looked at Wang Kai with gloat and smiled, and then said, "I will take you to eat hot pot when you unplug the cable next week."Later, after the stitches were removed, Wang Kai was invited to eat tomato pot.Originally, Wang Kai liked hot pot all the time, but after that time, he fell in love with tomato pot crazily.Maybe Jianguo's national treasure-level service treatment (I mean the kind of service that serves tea and water to help pick up vegetables) satisfied him very much.

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Alas~ Thinking about it this way, time is not forgiving~ How many years have passed.Wang Kai tilted his mouth and drank millet porridge while looking at Jianguo who was eating, thinking "papa" in his heart, and finally stared at Jianguo's face and sighed, "There is no trace of time on this face, tsk. Tsk tsk~”

"Ang, I think so too." Hearing Jianguo's sudden words, Wang Kai realized that he had spoken again.

Depend on!Wang Kai screamed in his heart.

"Young man, don't be too obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." Jianguo said quietly, imitating the old-fashioned joke.

"You are too rustic..." Wang Kai silently supported his forehead.

"Just kidding." Jianguo smiled, poked Wang Kai's little face with the end of his chopsticks, and then continued to eat his meatballs without haste.

Rely on... where to poke.Wang Kai thought to himself.