urban feng shui shop

"Help me get three catties of brown rice, two taels of fresh longan, and five boxes of cinnabar." Jiang Yan shot his eyes.The chunky man was taken aback.Jiang Yan's order was too natural, and the words were too fast, did they really hit the ground running?

"Master Jiang..."

Qian Qiu winked at Jiang Yan.Fengshui and others pay attention to three disadvantages and five disadvantages, no matter whether Jiang Yan will be considered an earthquake or not, it is just a glimpse of the sky and it is easy to shorten his life.

"Brown rice, longan? This is not ghost hunting."

"Too nonsense."

Qian Qiu intended to remind, but in front of the leaders, it was Qian Qiu and Jiang Yan who felt guilty.

"Let me see, let's go back first." Zhou Xianghe smoothed things over.Qian Qiu was invited through his relationship, and if it was not necessary, he did not want the relationship between the two parties to become too rigid.

"Humph."

The chunky man snorted coldly.They delayed for half a month, not to mention the lost financial resources, Jinsong was not profitable, and they wasted effort, this is not tossing.

"ginger……"

"Isn't it time to count?"

The short and fat man wanted to type a few words, but Jiang Yan frowned.

"What?" The chunky man asked reflexively.

"Brown rice, longan, cinnabar." Jiang Yan reiterated.Everyone realized that Jiang Yan was at odds with Han Tianlei.And looking at its status, it seems... Can you really calculate the earthquake?

This is so funny.

"Go and find these three things."

The chunky man calmed down.Now that things are developing in a strange direction, he would like to see how brown rice is connected with Han Tianlei!

"This is the Jinsong corn planting base, which was previously awarded the title of National Excellent Agricultural Production Area..." The atmosphere at the scene was awkward, and Zhou Xianghe was active.It's just that everyone is pulling their faces, and the active effect is zero.

"Wait."

Zhou Xianghe also lost his temper.Under normal circumstances, the other leaders would not give him face, but now Jinsong is re-elected, and everyone is competing with all their strength.He has already joined Qian Qiu's faction.If Jiang Yan can't figure out one, two, three, his Jinsong career will be over.

Zhou Xianghe felt a little annoyed, but the matter has come to this point, he only hopes that it won't be too ugly for a while.

"Here's something..." An hour later, the little assistant came back.Brown rice and cinnabar are easy to find, and fresh longan took a lot of time.

The little assistant put the three boxes away.

Jiang Yan opened it with a satisfied expression.

"I said ginger..."

"boom."

The chunky man was about to say something when Jiang Yan raised the brown rice box.Three catties of brown rice fell from the sky like white stones.

"Oh--" Everyone jumped to the side reflexively.

Jiang Yan made a decision with one hand, and then flicked the cinnabar. The red cinnabar and white stones were mixed together, which looked very artistic.

"What is this for?"

Everyone was taken aback.While the cinnabar and brown rice were falling, I saw Jiang Yan pacing back and forth.I don't know if it was because of his steps, but the brown rice cinnabar only fell around Jiang Yan, and his Taoist robe was as clean as new.

Three seconds later, all the brown rice cinnabar fell to the ground.

"Gossip?"

Everyone found that at this time, the brown rice and cinnabar formed a formation pattern, which was exactly the Eight Diagrams formation that Taoism pays attention to from a distance.And Jiang Yan is in the center of the gossip array.In this surprise, Jiang Yan picked up the longan and raised it again.The longan rolls along the eight gates of the formation, and finally gathers at the position of the Sheng gate.

"Yihai Year, March [-]:[-]." Jiang Yan picked up the longan amidst everyone's confusion.

"Is this a gossip map?"

"Oh my god, it's amazing, magic tricks."

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Everyone came back to their senses, taking pictures and discussing in low voices... They witnessed the whole process, even if it was a magic trick, it didn't change like this.

"This is?" Qian Qiu also walked over.He is from Fengshui, but Jiang Yan's meteorological calculation method... He has never heard of it, and he has never seen it before.

"According to the hexagram, the earthquake is not less than magnitude six."

Jiang Yan was silent.Since ancient times, there have been many earthquakes and disasters. He has a foundation in the Taoism system and is not affected by the five disadvantages and three shortcomings.But as a native Chinese, I still don't want to see such a natural disaster happen.

"This is Dadong Province, how can there be an earthquake." The short and fat man frowned.Today is the eighth day of March. If there is an earthquake, it will be the day after tomorrow.

"It's magic."

The chunky man looked at Jiang Yan.Only Jiang Yan could understand this hexagram. If he used some magic to just say a number, it would be entirely possible.

Jiang Yan glanced at him and ignored him.

Half an hour later, everyone took the harvesting vehicle and went back with a 'hum chi hum chi'.

Now Jiang Yan's hexagram is like a dark cloud, shrouding everyone's hearts.The feng shui hexagram is a bit of a joke, but given Jiang Yan's reputation, he dare not believe it.According to Jiang Yan's hexagrams, the earthquake took the cornfield as the source and radiated a range of [-] kilometers around.

They happen to be in the 'earthquake zone'.The tenth day of March is the day after tomorrow, so Jiang Yan doesn't need to destroy his reputation?

"I heard there's going to be an earthquake here."

"Really? Nonsense."

"Isn't the leader of the oil field watching Fengshui these days? It's what the Fengshui master said, Jiang Yan. He's quite famous on the Internet."

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At [-] o'clock that night, the Jinsong earthquake seemed to grow wings and spread inside the oil field.Since ancient times, Fengshui has been mysterious and mysterious. Although everyone doesn't believe it, but with Jiang Yan's endorsement, and the fact that the thunder has been ringing for more than half a month in the dry weather, it is indeed a bit mysterious...

"Jiang Yan predicts: Jinsong Oilfield earthquake on the [-]th day of March!"

"Jiang Yan's first hexagram when he left the pass, bluntly said that Jinsong will cause an earthquake."

"The Jinsong Seismological Bureau interviewed, and no earthquake warning was detected."

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At ten o'clock in the evening, it was widely disseminated by Jinsong employees. 'Jiangyan Earthquake' is on the hot search list.The tourists were excited, and Jiang Yan had received many hexagrams during this period.But it's all a private list, they don't know the accuracy... Now if there is an earthquake in Jinsong, then Jiang Yan will be a real half-immortal!

"To make noise for favor." Some scientific tourists can't stand it, this is a feudal superstition.

"Scientific body care."

"Scientific body care 1"

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Some intellectuals brushed up the words "scientific body care" under the "earthquake" Weibo.After this series of activities, the popularity of the 'Jiangyan Earthquake' has not diminished.

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"The Jinsong earthquake...how is this possible."

While the Jiangyan earthquake continued to be hotly searched, in the No. [-] testing room of the Beijing Earthquake Administration, a young man was eating instant noodles while scrolling through Weibo.

The young man's name is Zhao Dong, a real-time inspector of the Huaxia Seismological Bureau.Now that the science is advanced, and the Seismological Bureau is a Qingshui government office, in addition to monitoring data from various places, he just checks Weibo and reads the news every day.

Now the national earthquake data is normal, like the Jinsong earthquake, it is impossible to happen.

The owner of Jiang Yan's Fengshui shop, a first-class Fengshui master in Huaxia... Zhao Dong read Jiang Yan's information, and the more he read it, the more he felt that he had been fooled.

"Xiao Zhao, finish this report." Just as he was thinking about it, a masculine male voice came from outside the door.

"Here we come." Zhao Dong quickly put down the instant noodles in his hands.This is the head of the department.

"How about the monitoring data in various places now?"

The leader came in and handed the report to Zhao Dong.

"Everywhere is normal." Zhao Dong replied hurriedly. In fact, something like an earthquake rarely happens once every n years.

"What is this?" The leader nodded, and when he left, he suddenly pointed to the computer next to him.At this time, the computer interface opened, and on it was a line of flashing words: "On the Possibility of Jinsong Earthquake".

The whole 'possibility' from climate analysis to geography, in short, there is no chance of an earthquake in Jinsong.

"Is Jinsong going to have an earthquake?" The leader withdrew his gaze.He has worked in the Earthquake Administration for 20 years and is very sensitive to seismic data.

"Turn on the online news." The first hand pulled a small stool and continued to order.

"Cough, it's all Weibo rumors..." Zhao Dong opened Weibo.Now being caught by the top leader... This is the best desertion for work.

The leader looked at Weibo seriously.

The [-]:[-] earthquake, scientific body protection, Jiang Yan's hexagrams... There are all kinds of earthquake microblogs, which are extremely suspenseful and interesting.

"It's all rumors and has no scientific basis." Zhao Dong explained embarrassingly.

"Turn on the local monitoring of Jinsong." The leader was silent and continued to order.

"Director Li..." Zhao Dong was taken aback.

"no data?"

"Yes, yes."

Zhao Dong was a little dizzy, and then opened Jinsong's real-time monitoring chart.The green and red lines on the computer interface are enlarged. These graphics are very cumbersome and can only be understood by professional monitors.

Zhao Dong took a closer look and found that the data was indeed normal.

"Li..." Zhao Dong wanted to say something, but seeing that Director Li looked serious, he didn't want to disturb him.Just like that, Zhao Dong poured water, and the two watched together.

In front of the high-end seismic equipment, Zhao Dong and Director Li looked serious.It's just different from Zhao Dong's ignorance. Director Li believes in Fengshui, and he participated in the Fengshan exchange meeting as the background board.

Compared with ordinary tourists, he knows Jiang Yan's feng shui better.Now at eleven o'clock in the evening on the eighth day of March, there are still 25 hours before Jiang Yan's prediction.If there is an earthquake...the situation will be terrible.

Director Li went from eleven o'clock to two o'clock in the morning, and then stayed up until five o'clock.Just when he doubted whether Jiang Yan had made a mistake, he saw a blue line flashing across the chart...

Director Li sat up straight.

"Director, was it an earthquake line just now?" Zhao Dong yawned and asked in a daze.

"The interface is enlarged." Director Li ordered solemnly.

Half an hour later, the Beijing Earthquake Administration held an emergency meeting for an hour.

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Beijing Seismological Bureau: After real-time monitoring, the Jinsong Oilfield (5237 degrees north latitude, 12356 degrees east longitude) detected the source of the earthquake.The scope covers Jinsong, Jishi, Harbin and many other crowded areas.The earthquake is expected to be between magnitude 5 and magnitude 8, from [-]:[-] p.m. to next Wednesday.The general public is asked to do a good job in earthquake protection. 【Emergency】【Emergency】.

At nine o'clock in the morning, the Beijing Seismological Bureau updated Weibo.

"Fuck, Dadong Province is going to have an earthquake? I'm still working in Harbin."

"This earthquake news release... feels a bit familiar."

"Isn't this Jiang Yan's earthquake theory? Attach the video link. 【Link】"

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The Eastern Province earthquake is big news.After the Weibo of the Beijing Seismological Bureau was sent, it was directly pushed to the Weibo homepage.Huayi, Guohu's and other news portals rushed to forward it.The tourists who ate Jiang Yan melon before were dizzy, and it was fine for Jiang Yan to promote feudal superstition.Why is the Beijing Seismological Bureau joining in the fun?

"This is Jiang Yan's calculation, and the Earthquake Administration will follow suit?"

Many tourists were speechless.First, Jiang Yan played tricks on Feng Shui, and then the Beijing Seismological Bureau followed suit. All of them were too careless.And from the press release content.The Earthquake Administration has not yet detailed Jiang Yan's hexagram.

The complaints are the complaints, and the residents of the Eastern Province are all waiting in the squares with ham, instant noodles, charging treasures and quilts.They don't believe in Feng Shui, but just like the salt hoarding craze in the past two years, they must follow suit.

"Fifteen twenty-seven, nine hours before the earthquake."

"The melon seed mineral water is ready, just wait for the earthquake."

"Haha, the city government issued a notice that all units are on holiday! No matter if there is an earthquake or not, this holiday is a good one!"

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At three o'clock in the afternoon in Huaxia, the squares in Eastern Province were full of people.Some of them believed it, but more of them wanted to join in the fun.

"The matter is getting serious..." At the same time as the national discussion was hot, Zhou Xianghe flipped through the media news in the high-end conference room of Jinsong Oilfield.

Jinsong used to be a state-owned unit and was well-informed.According to news from Beijing, although the Beijing Seismological Bureau detected the earthquake, the data was inaccurate.According to big data analysis, the possibility of Jinsong earthquake is 00009, which is a value close to '0'.Jinsong is the birthplace of earthquake 'rumors', if nothing happens in the eastern province, Jinsong is making fun of the people of the whole country.

"Director Zhou, do you want Jinsong to prepare?" While thinking, the little assistant asked.The earthquake incident was too big, and now other leaders have fled, and Zhou Xianghe is in charge of everything related to the earthquake.

"Order all the staff to gather in the big square at ten o'clock in the evening." Zhou Xianghe looked complicated.Jinsong Plaza has a spacious location and can accommodate [-] employees at the same time.Now that things are making such a big fuss, it's not even a little bit worse.

"Where's Master Qian?" Zhou Xianghe asked casually after finishing speaking.

"At the guest house." The little assistant answered hurriedly.Jinsong Guest House is directly operated by the oilfield, with five-star standards.

"Where's Master Jiang?" Zhou Xianghe asked again.

"do not know……"

"what?"

"Nobody all afternoon."

Zhou Xianghe:! ! !He has a little high blood pressure.

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"Dear tourists and friends, this is Harbin Square in Eastern Province. At nine o'clock in the evening, more than 5 citizens have gathered in the square. Our blue-clothed policemen are maintaining law and order..." At nine o'clock that night, a sweet host Standing on the street for interviews.

Jinsong City is a prefecture-level city named after Jinsong Oilfield.Now that the Jinsong earthquake is spreading across the country, the Eastern Province has become the national focus.After knowing that the Jinsong Earthquake was calculated by a Feng Shui master, this also cast a legendary veil on the 'focus'.

Tourists who believe in Feng Shui are fortunate to say that those who are active in their minds are entirely interested in watching the excitement.Now not only the Jinsong Oilfield, but even the Beijing Earthquake Bureau has put it on the grill.

The Jinsong Earthquake is either a legend or a farce.

"My fellow citizen, how do you feel now?"

"I'm not in the mood. I received the notice temporarily, it was a bit too sudden..."

"What do you think of the official WeChat account of the Beijing Seismological Bureau?"

"They asked us to come out, so we came out. I've grown up so much, I haven't seen an earthquake yet."

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The citizens of the eastern province are bold, and when they encounter such a big battle, they are less nervous and more eager to move.It's not that they don't take it seriously, but that they are now paying attention to scientific development.The earthquake was calculated based on Jiang Yan's hexagrams. No matter how you look at it, it is not rigorous.

Now the video of Jiang Yan's divination has been uploaded on the Internet, with 9200 million views.By video comparison, this looks more like computer-generated hype.It's just that it is the only one with a scorpion tail that can hype such a big battle.

The tourists are in a relaxed mood, and many of them are wrapped in big quilts.Looking nervously waiting for the earthquake.

In this complicated atmosphere, time passed by every minute.

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"Qunying, Long Snake, Crouching Dragon... this is it."

While the tourists were waiting patiently, Jiang Yan walked tediously in front of a depression in the Jinsong Mountain Forest, and finally lay cross-legged in front of an old elm tree.Immediately afterwards, the beetle on the wrist was released.

According to the gossip deduction, there was an earthquake in front of me.Earthquake is a natural phenomenon, but in Feng Shui, it belongs to Feng Shui Xuanmen.

Earthquakes are big events.Now that the news of the Jinsong earthquake has been spread on the Internet, what Jiang Yan can do is to take advantage of the earthquake and pick up the leaks.You know, the earthquake process drives the earth's veins.This is a great item.

After finishing everything, Jiang Yan closed his eyes and waited patiently.

"Eleven fifty-five. What time did the earthquake count?"

"Jiang Yan's side is [-]:[-]. The Earthquake Bureau is not sure."

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At eleven o'clock in the evening, the cold wind howled.The tourists got through the initial nervousness and waited for the earthquake.Now at 55:7, there are still [-] minutes before Jiang Yan's prediction time.

"Aren't we a little silly?" The young people with personalities tightened their coats and chatted casually.If nothing happens for a while, they will definitely be the headlines tomorrow.

There are tens of millions of idiots.

"Stupid is stupid, the news last time was worth it." The companion replied casually.He was thinking about the little turtle at home.

The little turtle forgot to bring it. If there is an earthquake, I don’t know if I can escape...

5 minutes, 3 minutes... As the time approached, the citizens gradually became tense, and those who had an active atmosphere before became quiet.

53 seconds, 52 seconds, 31 seconds... The countdown changed from minutes to seconds.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Ding Ding Ding-"

In this tense atmosphere, when the clock ticked to [-]:[-], cell phones rang one after another in the square.

"Not moving... ah."

"my God!"

The tourists waited for three seconds, and just about to say that there was no movement, they saw a huge shaking from the ground.The ground shook and the mountains shook, and the trees on both sides shook violently... It was really an earthquake.