When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao and Xun Yu yelled too late, and Xi Zhong had his whole body in his mouth.

The hot and humid snort of the tiger sprayed on the back of his neck, making his skin crawl.

The big flower's tiger beard trembled, took a deep breath, and then took a deep breath, gradually revealing a fascinated look. Seeing its intoxicated appearance squatting on the spot, Guo Jia immediately turned over and climbed off the tiger's back, ran forward erratically, and went around to watch the theater loyal situation.

Xi Zhong never expected that one day he would fall into the tiger's mouth among thousands of troops, and after Cao Cao approached Xun Yu, not only did he not come to help him, but he stood at a distance to watch the fun, as if he was sure that he would not It's like being eaten by this tiger.

Xi Zhong was wronged and tearful: "Master, save me!"

Just as he was screaming, an extremely familiar figure popped out from the side in his line of sight, and even turned into ashes he knew him well.

The man was wearing a green shirt, with delicate and handsome features, and cunning in his wise eyes. He put one hand on the tiger's leg, pointed at him and laughed.

"Hahahaha, my lord, save me~~~"

Guo Jia squeezed his throat, imitating Xi Zhong's previous words, and laughed smugly and arrogantly, making people want to beat him up!

Xi Zhong's face froze, and he lost his voice: "Guo Fengxiao, why are you here?!"

Guo Jia wiped his tears with a smile, and said triumphantly, "I raised this tiger, isn't it amazing? Are you surprised? Hahahaha——"

Xi Zhong was stunned, and immediately recollected it, he became angry from embarrassment: "You instigated this tiger to pick me up and embarrass me?"

Cao Cao already frowned, how can Zhicai be his counselor, how can he let outsiders bully him like this?

Xun Yu also said: "Feng Xiao, let Hu General Zhicai put down quickly, his health is not good and he can't stand the stimulation."

Guo Jia suddenly became the target of public criticism, shaking his hands again and again in denial: "Where did I instigate this? It is clear that there is something in him that attracts Dahua. Seeing Dahua's expression, you are intoxicated into a dream!"

Cao Cao walked around to the spotted tiger, three zhang away, and he really saw it squinting its eyes and constantly lifting its nose to suck something.

Seeing this, Xun Yu asked doubtfully, "Could it be that Zhicai has been incensed?"

Xi Zhong retorted: "Do you think I am you? How can I perfume my clothes?"

Guo Jia thought about it for a while, and said affirmatively, "You have nepeta on you?"

Xi Zhong was taken aback when he heard the words, his face turned green and pale, and he hurriedly took out the external medicine he had put away.

Is it this medicine with nepeta as the main medicine that caused him to be caught by a tiger?

Seeing this, Guo Jia's expression became strange: "Hey, I've seen this medicine before."

Xi Zhong's face changed: "Shut up, don't say it!"

He hastily threw the medicine away.

The spotted tiger really left him, and stretched out its tiger claws to grab the medicine.

Guo Jia hugged Dahua's front legs, and hung the whole body on its front legs, yelling: "Dahua, calm down, it's the medicine for back sores, you can't take it, wait for me Go to the city to buy it for you, how about buying more nepeta for you to eat?"

The piebald tiger came over with a clear expression, and it tilted its head and arched Guo Jia, as if it agreed.

Although there is nepeta in this medicine, but it is too mixed, and it makes my nose itchy after inhaling too much, so I simply discarded this medicine.

Seeing this, Guo Jia breathed a sigh of relief, and asked Cao Cao impatiently, "Caozhou Mu, can we enter the city?"

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Xi Zhong's dark face, staring at him with the light of death, and Cao Cao's face was strange, and suddenly said: "No wonder Zhicai was in poor condition for a while, and he was restless. gone."

"My lord!—" Xi Zhong's face was flushed, and his face was extremely ugly.

Although he is thick-skinned, he still wants to save face, okay?Especially in front of Guo Fengxiao, Xi Zhong didn't want to lose face no matter what, lest he be ridiculed by this guy.

Cao Cao knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he quickly closed his mouth. He was speechless for a while and didn't know how to comfort him, so he couldn't help looking at Xun Yu for help.

Xun Yu sighed tiredly: "Master, there are many people here, everyone is watching, why don't we go to the city first?"

Hearing him mention that everyone was watching, Xi Zhong's face turned ashen.

After thinking about it, Cao Cao hurriedly ordered to enter the city, and said to Guo Jia: "Please also envoy Guo to restrain the tiger, so as not to disturb the people in the city."

Guo Jia nodded in response: "Don't worry, Dahua never hurts people easily without orders."

He turned around and stepped on the tiger's back, and stroked the spotted tiger's fur soothingly. Guo Jia was a little worried to find that Dahua's body was covered with a lot of dust and looked dirty.

Bathing it is troublesome, without the help of Qi people, he can only do it himself.

Guo Jia thought sadly: If I spend money to hire someone, will someone be willing to come and bathe the tiger?

It is estimated that seeing this tiger has to back away.

He has to serve this uncle well and make Dahua satisfied, so that Dahua is willing to cover him!

Guo Jia noticed that Xi Zhong's eyes fell on him, and hurriedly raised his head and chest, and said proudly: "How about it, it's amazing!"

Xi Zhong withdrew his surprised gaze, and snorted disdainfully, he is also a daring master, he dared to ride a tiger without changing his face when he saw Guo Jia, and he himself was bold enough to touch the spotted tiger.

Dahua Humu glanced at him, a little fond of the nepeta smell on his body, and did not refuse his approach.

After entering the city, Cao Cao invited them to a welcome banquet, and invited Guo Jia to eat wood rat meat with local characteristics in Puyang!

Guo Jia was angry in his heart while eating, and he kept muttering from time to time: My lord, you idiot, how could she be so generous, taking advantage of others, and letting Cao Cao eat meat every day, but they themselves can't eat meat every day!

Xi Zhong took the opportunity to drink two more cups of wine. During the dinner, Xun Yu glared at him many times, signaling him to restrain himself.

Guo Jia and Xi Zhong would bicker whenever they met, and they would chat when they were fighting, twitter, twitter, twitter.

Xi Zhong: "I see you call the lord the state shepherd, don't you come here to join the lord?"

Guo Jia: "Of course, I have found a good master to be loyal to, and I will be devoted to Diao Chan!"

Xi Zhong: "Is she really as powerful as the rumors say?"

Guo Jia: "It's even more powerful than the rumors. She can do things that ordinary people can do, and she can do things that ordinary people can't."

Xi Zhong: "For example?"

"For example, go to the palace to steal the emperor, live a dead city within two months, resist the big tripod with one hand, and make all the animals in the city obey her orders."

Xi Zhong was full of disbelief: "Are you talking about people?"

"Why are you swearing?" Guo Jia was dissatisfied, and began to brag in a low voice.

Our protagonist is beautiful, kind, generous, kind, strong, compassionate, broad-minded, and knowledgeable.

When he said this, he didn't have any self-consciousness against his conscience. In his mind was the scene of the violent Diao Chan rubbing and washing the general's face.

What a ghost!

Xi Zhong smiled on the surface, but cursed in his heart: What a Guo Fengxiao!Sure enough, he is more tactful than a loach, and he actually saw through that I was trying to trick him. He is indeed a ghost in Yingchuan.

Cao Cao was troubled, and said quietly to Xun Yu, "How can he talk so well? I thought Zhicai was already noisy enough, but I didn't expect there to be someone more lively than him."

Xun Yu sighed lightly: "Zhicai is not rambunctious enough because he is not in good health. If he has enough energy to be rambunctious, he will definitely be no worse than Feng Xiao."

Cao Cao: ...

Shouldn't he be thankful that Zhicai isn't rambunctious enough?

That night, Guo Jia and Xi Zhong Bingzhu talked at night, turned over the quilt at night, and the two met tomorrow to go to the biggest brothel in Puyang to have a good time, and fell asleep smelling of alcohol.

Guo Jia was having so much fun that he forgot to take good care of an ancestor who couldn't get nepeta. Early the next morning, the piebald tiger broke open the door and rushed to Guo Jia for morning exercises.

Here, Xi Zhong was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly awakened by the knocking on the door. When he saw the huge tiger squeezed into the room, he quickly woke up Guo Jia, who was lying on his back.

"Feng Xiao, your tiger is here!"

Guo Jia opened his eyes in a daze, and the spotted tiger had already rushed over.

Xi Zhong was startled, and hurried to the side, only to see Spotted Tiger washing Guo Jia's face back and forth several times with his wet tongue.

Damn!I forgot to buy Nepeta first yesterday, so I didn't serve this gentleman well!

"Okay, it's time to run laps in the morning, it's my fault, I forgot to bribe you."

Guo Jia had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and got up and put on his clothes. Sa Yazi ran out, and the tiger quickly chased after him, howling.

Xi Zhong numbly pushed the door of his room, and the door crashed to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Thinking of what Guo Jia said last night that he would stay with him until he left Puyang, he had a bad premonition.

I only heard Guo Jia shouting outside the door: "Zhicai, come out and run laps, more exercise is good for your health!"

Xi Zhong said angrily: "You broke my door!"

Guo Jia lived in Puyang City for a month, and played everywhere in Puyang City, ranging from various restaurants to small stalls in a few corners, eating, drinking, playing, pornography, gambling, and drugs.

Where is the poison?Look at the nepeta he bought for the spotted tiger, the poison has made the tiger addicted, how can it not be poisonous?

Xi Zhong hated him at the beginning, but he started playing with him later on. His body and bones are not as strong as Guo Jiajian's. He stayed up late for a few times and soon fell ill. Not only did he have a runny nose, but he also developed a low-grade fever.What made Xun Yu angry the most was that Xi Zhong refused to drink the bitter soup because of his spirit!

With a dark face, Xun Yu separated Guo Jia and Xi Zhong, and reprimanded Xi Zhong alone until he pinched his nose and drank the soup.

More than one person has come to Cao Cao to complain. The subordinates cannot participate in Guo Jia, but they can participate in Xizhong. All criticisms are suppressed by Cao Cao alone.

Cao Cao couldn't bear it any longer, and said to Guo Jia, "Yuan Shu's ransom and supplies have been prepared. I don't know when the envoy Guo will leave, so I can send a general to escort you to Mount Tai."

Guo Jia waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, my old friend fell ill, how can I go back with peace of mind? I should stay for a few more days and wait for Chi to recover before leaving."

Hearing that he would have to wait for a few more days, and he didn't know when he was going to be a head, Cao Cao covered his forehead with a headache, regretting his naive thoughts before.

Why was he unable to think about it before, and wanted to poach Diao Chan's corner?

Guo Fengxiao is such a tossing subordinate, he can't bear it, he should call somewhere earlier, and go back there soon!

Guo Jia didn't know that Cao Cao had already started to dislike him and made a fuss. He played all over Puyang City, and he started to travel outside Puyang City to play in the mountains and waters. In the past, the wolf dens on the mountain were repeatedly disturbed and teased by fierce tigers. The tigers were very bad, and they didn't kill them or eat them. They just teased them to see how frightened they looked.

Can't you provoke me, can't you hide?

The wolves were wronged and forced to migrate away.

With no wolves to play with, the tiger went to play with the bears again, and when the bears were gone, it went to harass the earth dragon again!

What is an earth dragon?Also known as turtles, generally known as crocodiles, modern people call them crocodiles.

They inhabit lakes, swamps, hills and mountains, and are active in humid areas, but they are forcibly invaded by tigers and migrate southward.

The wild beasts in this area have almost been harmed. The spotted tiger came back after beating five wild boars. The defenders in Puyang City were no longer surprised. and the wild boar will be given to them.

Whether it's wolf meat, bear meat, crocodile meat or wild boar meat, all of them were served on Cao Cao's table during these days. Cao Cao's heart was darkened when he ate meat, almost to the point where he turned pale when he smelled the meat.

Finally, after finding that there was no game in the nearby mountains and forests, Guo Jia returned to Puyang City with the thousand soldiers Cao Cao sent to protect him.

Cao Cao and Xun Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and Xi Zhong reluctantly persuaded him to stay, but in the end he failed to persuade Guo Jia to leave triumphantly.

Xi Zhong slammed his fist on the desk and cursed secretly: Although I don't know what bad idea he was planning, this slick loach actually let him succeed!

Xi Zhong reminded Cao Cao several times to be careful of Guo Fengxiao, this man is very bad, so be careful.

Cao Cao's answers were all: Yes, yes, I know you have a good relationship and you are good-natured. If you really hate Guo Fengxiao, don't play with him next time, okay?

Xi Zhong was really anxious: "If I don't look at him, he's going to throw Puyang upside down!"

Cao Cao sighed: "Aren't you the ones who overthrew Puyang? It's better for him to go to the nearby mountains and cause harm than to stay in the city!"

Guo Jia didn't violate military discipline, nor did he do anything to endanger Puyang, but he just liked to have fun, and Cao Cao could bear it.

When everything was ready, Guo Jia took Cao Cao's men and horses to protect him, and rode a tiger to Mount Tai.

Guo Jia counted the days with his fingers, shaking his head cheerfully.

Half a month later, the villages and land near Yanzhou in Yuzhou were attacked by wild animals. After receiving the news, Yuan Shu hurriedly sent people to investigate, and was so angry that he didn't eat for a whole day.

Soon, the subordinate came down to report: "My lord, those packs of wild wolves, bears, and turtles all came from the Puyang Mountains!"

Yuan Shu was so angry that he picked up the vase and threw it on the ground, cursing: "Cao Cao! This despicable and shameless villain actually drove wild beasts from the mountains to my Yuzhou. I will never end with him!"

Li Feng grabbed Yuan Shu eagerly, and loudly dissuaded him: "My lord, you must not! Winter is coming, and now the soldiers who are fighting don't like the cold weather in the north. They will freeze to death and suffer from frostbite, which will affect our army's combat power. The internal troubles of our state and county have not yet been resolved, please send troops to subdue those beasts first, protecting our people is the most important thing!"

Yuan Shu was so angry that he gritted his teeth against Cao Cao. He said bitterly, "Wait, I will send troops to Yanzhou in the spring of next year, and Cao Cao will be caught off guard!"

However, after Diao Chan returned to Qi, the first step was to break up the remnants of the Yellow Turbans who surrendered, and further expand the number of goose troops.

Unknowingly, the population density in Linzi City has reached a saturation level, and Diao Chan ordered people to open up mountains and forests, build mountain roads, and let geese eat the mountains and soil, even intending to build another big city between Qi and Beihai!

Diao Chan invites his subordinates to a meeting to explain his ideas one by one.

Xun You's eyes lit up: "Is this city also used to raise geese?"

"No," Diao Chan shook his head: "The geese are already saturated. We now have nearly 35 middle-aged males and 35 goose troops. If we want to expand the goose army, we will issue a conscription order. The birth rate of newborns has been low in recent years. There is a serious shortage, and if we recruit soldiers at this time, I am afraid that the population will hit a new low in the next ten years."

Diaochan sighed: "The speed of human reproduction is really slow!"

Liu Bei asked curiously, "Then what does the lord plan to raise?"

Diao Chan said: "Battle geese can't eat their stomachs casually. The soldiers eat goose eggs every day but can't eat meat. It's really pitiful."

Liu Bei couldn't laugh or cry: "The goose eggs are delicious, how pitiful? Today's children are practicing martial arts so that they can hatch fighting geese in the future!"

"Even female soldiers, nearly a thousand people have hatched geese. It can be seen that as long as the strength is strong, no matter whether it is male or female, the geese will admit it." Diao Chan said: "I believe that more and more people will take the initiative to join the army in the future, so we Did not take the initiative to issue an order for conscription."

Xun You agreed: "This will also allow the common people to recuperate."

Rest up and make more children!

Diao Chan tapped her fingers on the table and said to everyone: "Now we have enough food and grass to raise pigs."

Everyone was stunned: "Pig raising?!"

"Yes," Diao Chan said with a smile, "I have a breeding pig in my hand. After mating with it, the sows can give birth to delicious piglets. When they grow up, they can reproduce. The purer the blood, The more delicious it is under intermarriage, and why I didn't take out this pig before, it's because it eats food and grass!"

Xun You didn't think that a delicious pig would be worthy of Diao Chan's solemn presentation to the meeting. He asked curiously, "Is there anything special about this pig?"

Diao Chan gestured at the size: "A pig eats the same amount of food and grass as an adult every day, and it can grow to such a large size in the end, and its appetite remains the same."

Following her gestures, everyone gasped.

"The only bad thing is that this pig is aggressive by nature and must be kept separately, otherwise there will be bloodshed within the group."

Diao Chan named this pig: Wang Bu Wang Pig.

Beautiful meat, fast reproduction, strong sex/desire, and domineering genes. Every seed that a king pig sows to ordinary pigs will give birth to a group of pigs.

They are warlike and fight internally. Humans cannot kill them. Once a knife is pointed at them, they will be attacked by angry pigs.

If you want to eat them, you only need to put two pigs to fight, and you will soon be able to harvest delicious dead pork.

Diao Chan went to the barracks to select the first batch of soldiers who raised the king's pig.

Liu Bei recommended to Diaochan: "The soldiers under my third brother Zhang Fei are all tall and strong, and if the state shepherd wants people who can raise and feed pigs, this team is just right."

Diao Chan agreed, and followed Liu Bei to Juntian where Zhang Fei was.

In the distance, she saw a middle-aged man running in the field chasing a big white goose.

Diao Chan approached, seeing Kong Rong, who used to be cold and proud, who was distant and vigilant in front of her, cheerfully greeted the big white goose: "Come here, Xiaobai, come here, Xiaobai!"

The big white goose didn't want to talk to him, but turned its butt towards him, and he didn't get annoyed, instead, he chased up to get close to it, and took the opportunity to touch it twice.

Liu Bei: ...

Brother Wen Ju, I didn't expect you to be such a person!