When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Kong Rong turned his head and saw Diao Chan and the others, Liu Bei's surprised face was raised in his eyes, and then Diao Chan, Zhao Yun and other familiar faces. condensation.

"Youzhou Mu," Kong Rong was quite polite, this time seeing Diao Chan was not cold at all, but he took the initiative to say hello.

Liu Bei restrained his weird expression, and the desire to complain in his heart was particularly strong.

Brother Wen Ju, even if you are cold-faced now, it won't change your strange behavior before.

Not to mention the lord, everyone else has seen it too.

Liu Bei glanced at Zhang Fei who was unaware, and signaled with his eyes: Has he been like this recently?

Zhang Fei shrugged and spread his hands.

It has been like this for a long time.

Diao Chan chuckled lightly: "It seems that Kong Xiang likes Xiao Bai very much!"

Kong Rong's expression froze, and his indifferent face cracked.

Seeing this, Diao Chan thought that this elderly literati might be trying to save face, so it's better to give him some face and not expose it.

"I intend to spread the hatching method of goose eggs to Beihai," Diao Chan said freely to Kong Rong.

Kong Rong, who is Prime Minister of Beihai, is her current subordinate, isn't he?

Diao Chan didn't feel that Kong Rong was against her. Although he always had a cold face, judging from his behavior after he came to Linzi City, he probably came to hug his thigh.

Diao Chan did plan to call all the officials in charge of counties and counties in Qingzhou. Kong Rong has been operating in the north of Qingzhou for many years and has a very good reputation.

The fighting geese are indeed good things, and Kong Rong was a little moved. He wanted to take some fighting geese back to cultivate, but because of the good face, he couldn't bear to ask for it from Diao Chan, who he had previously speculated to be ignorant.

Now that Diao Chan took the initiative to send the goose, Kong Rong felt relieved and felt a little better about her.

He raised his head slightly, and seeing the strange atmosphere between Diao Chan and the general beside him, flirting with each other, he immediately lowered his face.

Was it really because of her beauty that the crowd followed her?Kong Rong thought about the general's killing intent towards him before, and he committed another iron head syndrome.

He will never succumb to Diaochan Yinwei!

Kong Rong snorted coldly: "It is true that the Shepherd of Youzhou governed Qi fairly well, but it is impossible to rule the entire Qingzhou by this method."

Alright, I suddenly changed my face again, could it be that menopause has arrived?

Diao Chan gave him a strange look. She didn't feel that Kong Rong offended her. This literati is very tired of talking and likes to quote scriptures. Diao Chan has never read those ancient books, so naturally she doesn't understand them well. She didn't understand what Kong Rong was saying at all. Sarcastic her.

For those who are dissatisfied, she usually cleans up and settles the matter.But Diao Chan has a habit. She prefers to rub rough skin and thick generals, but she doesn't like to be rough on literati. The literati here are so weak that she needs to take care of them carefully to prevent them from dying.

Xun You understood Kong Rong's words, his expression was not good-looking, and he reminded Diao Chan several times in private.

"My lord, this Kong Rong has a rebellious personality, he claims to be noble, and he is mocking you in different ways, so why don't you show it?"

"I don't beat literati easily," Diao Chan said, "Fake noble people are proud of their talents, especially the sour scholars. I don't feel nothing at all, it's just that it doesn't hurt."

Xun You frowned slightly, and said disapprovingly: "My lord will lead the princes of several states in the future, so it is very important to deter the subordinates, so that they will be convinced and will not steal and play tricks."

"It's not that serious," Diao Chan chuckled, "Isn't my deterrence enough? It's true that I have strong martial arts, and I can defeat ten times with one force, but everyone understands that governing a city is not governed by force. Deterrence, how is it different from tyrants and aggressors throughout the ages?"

"Since my lord came to Qi, he has rarely led his troops to battle, but he has been trapped in government affairs. This is our negligence as a subordinate," Xun You sighed softly: "If it weren't for this, Kong Rong would not have offended your majesty several times. Due to your strong military power, you dare not speak rashly."

"Gongda, with my strength, it is easy for me to bypass thousands of troops to avoid exhaustion, and then sneak into the camps of the princes to assassinate them," Diao Chan said: "Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Cao Cao, Liu Biao , even if it is Lu Bu, I can kill them with confidence, but if I do this, the whole world will be in chaos, the people will not be governed by princes, and no one will promote talents in a divided state, how many people will be buried in the wilderness ?”

"If I go to the battlefield, how will the generals under my command be tempered, and how will they gain military merit?" Diao Chan shook his head: "You are still too young to know how to treat a self-proclaimed scholar, the invisible slap in the face is the most uncomfortable thing for him Yes. I can roughly guess why he is dissatisfied with me, it is nothing more than thinking that I am a woman who has not learned the sage books and the way of governing the country."

Diao Chan tilted her head and smiled meaningfully: "Since that's the case, you just need to show him the rule and prove it with facts, and he will shut up himself."

Xun You felt that Diao Chan's thinking was too simple, if that was the case, Kong Rong would have returned after seeing the fighting goose.

Seeing that Diao Chan was not dissatisfied with Kong Rong, and he was not even ready to pursue his offense, he felt a little unwilling.

The Ming Lord he had a crush on was obviously better than the other princes, but he was criticized because of his daughter.

"Don't think that my daughter's body will be criticized by others." Diao Chan seemed to know what he was talking about, and grinned: "You have to know that in the eyes of a real king, there is no distinction between men and women, and some are just the weak and the strong."

Take a look at those who have taken the initiative to seek refuge in Diao Chan's camp, or those who have passively sought refuge, such as Liu Bei, Sun Ce, etc., which one will use the daughter's body to talk about things?

Liu Bei even forgot that Diao Chan is a woman, he doesn't regard Diao Chan as a woman at all!

In his eyes, she is not a woman, she is a thigh!

"I don't think anyone is really stupid enough to come up to me and humiliate themselves based on gender."

At that time, Diao Chan said this to Xun You with a smile.

Not long after, Kong Rong bumped into him foolishly.

Kong Rong said: "As a descendant of the loyal minister Wang Yun of the great Han Dynasty, Youzhou Mu has never read "Zhou Li"? Zhou Li said that men and women in the world should perform their own duties, and don't try to surpass them in vain. Things that should be touched by yourself, otherwise the world will be in chaos. You are a woman, but you are a prince and fight like a man. You have no manners at all, and I don’t know how Situ Wang Yun taught you. "

Diao Chan is also sharp-toothed, she said lightly: "Mr. Kong, I call you that because your political reputation is respected. Now my rule is prosperous and there is no chaos. You say I can't Govern Qingzhou well, but actually I managed it bit by bit to make it more peaceful than other states, does this have anything to do with whether it is a man or a woman, and has something to do with etiquette?"

"Why is it irrelevant? As the governor of the state, I took the lead in doing things that violated etiquette, and the common people will follow suit in the future. At that time, the world will be full of people who violated etiquette. Isn't doing criminal things the source of chaos?" Kong Rongyi Stern speeches, spittle flying everywhere, even citing scriptures, talking about Zhou Lilai one after the other.

Xun You's face was livid, and Liu Bei couldn't bear to look directly at him. He hesitated to speak several times, and looked at Kong Rong with hatred and annoyance. Zhao Yun's hand was already on the weapon around his waist.

Diao Chan waved her hand to indicate that they were fine, a sly light flashed in her eyes, and she planned to dig a hole for Kong Rong.

She said to Kong Rong in a good voice: "Zhou Li is a work written in the pre-Qin period. It contains the principles summed up by the ancients. It was written by Zhou Gong. The system and norms for society are outdated for us now. It does have Says it in the right place, but it doesn't apply right now."

When Kong Rong heard Diao Chan's evaluation of Zhou Li, he felt offended and annoyed, and even cursed: "Short-sighted woman who doesn't know etiquette..."

"boom--"

Diao Chan flicked his sleeves, and the nearby trees collapsed to the ground, and Kong Rong's words came to an abrupt end.

"Don't Confucius think that the wealth left by the ancestors to the future generations needs the future generations to continue to innovate, and then leave it to our future generations, so that we can carry forward the ideas of the sage Confucius?" Diao Chan smiled amiably: "Look, If I hadn't been polite, it would not have been this tree that fell just now, but you."

She spoke lightly, but Kong Rong's spine was shivering, his words were stuck in his throat, and he was speechless.

"The idea of ​​Sage Confucius was born out of the Zhou rituals. In the future, there will be new sages who will inherit Sage Confucius and become the sage in the mouth of the posterity. As a descendant of Sage Confucius, you do not aim at innovation and development, but stick to the etiquette of ancient times. , doing things that are retrograde, and still complacent and complacent about it, this is not good," Diao Chan shook her head.

Kong Rong's face turned black, and he retorted: "Why don't you know that I didn't do things to promote the ancestors!"

"You are limited to the present, don't you want to innovate the words of the sage?" Diao Chan's words did not have a single serious word, which was completely inconsistent with her previous temperament.

Many people thought that Diao Chan had taken the wrong medicine, but they heard Diao Chan say with a smile: "The sage Kong never said anything that discriminated against women. The chaos of government affairs is a mess. After all, in the pre-Qin period, although women were born as housewives, there were people in high positions. gone?"

Kong Rong blushed and was so angry that his seven orifices smoked.

"Don't say that women in the backyard are not qualified to study. The books of sages and state governance are noble and holy. They should not be used to determine who should read them. As long as they are sincere students, they are qualified to read them, right? ? How can you be sure that women do worse than men?"

Diao Chan ordered someone to call the group of female soldiers he had cultivated, which numbered nearly a thousand, and asked them to bring the geese they had hatched. He greeted the female soldier general and said, "Kong has a lot of misunderstandings about women. Show him your geese." ability."

The female soldier general is thick-backed, five big and three thick, and she is a big lady from the Northeast, with a rough voice and a Northeast Gada taste. Seeing that Diao Chan recommended a thin and weak scholar to her, the female general said in a rough voice: "Don't worry, my lord, sisters will definitely If you use all your skills, you will definitely make Kong Xiang look at you with admiration!"

He said it well before, but suddenly he called the female general.

Shrouded by the huge shadow of the female general, Kong Rong's pupils shrank, and he took three steps back in shock: "Wait!——"

No!let me go--

Kong Rong's arms and legs were so thin that he couldn't get over Wuzhishan, a female general. He was about to yell at him, but Diao Chan said with a smile: "Mr. Kong is a person who pays attention to etiquette. You should also be more polite. Don't use the tone of a military ruffian to scare you." with him."

The female general said loudly: "Yes! ——Although the young general does not read much, he has engraved all the civilized norms taught by the lord, as well as the eight honors and eight disgraces, and never dares to forget."

Diao Chan gave her a thumbs up, winked and bared her teeth: "Very well, let Kong Xiang experience what the etiquette of women in our new era looks like."

The female general took Kong Rong away, and as she walked, she enthusiastically endorsed Kong Rong: "The school chapter of civilized etiquette, study hard, cherish the good days; pay attention to hygiene, don't throw garbage around; be polite." , greet each other with a smile when meeting each other; value friendship, live in harmony and treat others generously..."

Kong Rong: ...

There is nothing to love in life, and there is no resistance.

The female general shouted loudly: "One!"

A group of female soldiers replied loudly: "obey the discipline, work and rest on time!"

"two!"

"Concentrate on your lectures and do your homework carefully!"

"three!"

"Contact reality, focus on practice!"

"Four!"

"Respect teachers, unite classmates!"

……

"Next one, Dining with Civilized Etiquette!"

"Yes! Don't talk loudly, don't chew loudly, don't knock on the utensils..."

The sudden coquettish operation, the scene was silent for a while, the people present looked at me and I looked at you, and were confused by Diao Chan's hand for a while.

Xun You's expression was blank for a moment, then he turned his head to look at Kong Rong who was forced to be surrounded by the group of tall and tall female soldiers, and suddenly smiled.

What is he worried about?Kong Rong's level is not enough for the protagonist to play casually.

Zhang Fei covered his mouth behind Liu Bei, almost burst into laughter.

Hahahaha, look at the miserable state of the sour scholar, those female generals are all tough and hot masters.

Liu Bei had the most complicated expression. He listened to the "Li" recited by the female soldiers in unison, and seemed to understand something.

"Third brother, the lord seems to have implemented these rituals in your army?"

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Zhang Fei covering his mouth, shaking his shoulders and suppressing a smile. Zhang Fei's expression froze in fright, and he opened his mouth to look at him.

Liu Bei looked at him for a few seconds, then sighed deeply: "That's all."

Diao Chan tugged at Zhao Yun and blinked: How is it?

Zhao Yun chuckled and nodded her head silently: I really don't know what else is in your head!

Looking at the way Kong Rong was taken away today, even if he is not dead, his skin will peel off, and he is more likely to be brainwashed by the female soldiers to doubt his life.

Brainwashing education is just right for self-proclaimed virtuous Confucians!

Diao Chan grabbed Zhao Yun's hand, flirtatiously, and squeezed it teasingly.

Zhao Yun blushed and pulled out his hand. After thinking for a while, he felt that he seemed to be on the passive side every time in front of the girl he liked. He was shy and introverted and not calm enough, so he changed his mind, turned defensive into offensive, and grabbed Diao Chan's fingers In hand.

Diao Chan froze for a moment, her cheeks flushed instantly.

Xun You coughed lightly and reminded Liu Bei before Liu Bei turned his head, "Master, raise pigs."

"Yes, we are here to select soldiers for raising pigs," Diao Chan recalled the business, withdrew her hand, glanced shyly at Zhao Yun, and quickly returned to her calm and self-possessed appearance.

Zhao Yun: Sure enough, I should take the initiative.

Diao Chan: Ah, what am I ashamed of?We should take the opportunity!Holding hands today and kissing tomorrow, a monkey will be born!

Both of them are calm on the surface, no one can tell what they are thinking, only occasionally when their eyes meet, one secretly looks at each other, and the other calmly and deeply accepts everything, crackling, as if sparks are burning.

The matter of raising pigs also gradually unfolded, and Diao Chan once again returned to the Yamen Shuan, writing down her governance plans one by one, dazzling and eloquent.

Gradually governing Qingzhou to a decent level is like playing a nurturing game. When it really becomes prosperous, the people responsible for nurturing it will be honored and have a great sense of accomplishment.

Kong Rong was warmly received by the female generals for a month. A month later, the generals of the garrison received Kong Rong, who had dull eyes, doubts about life, and muttered something in his mouth.

The ministers on the left and right were terrified, afraid that he would suffer, and filled with righteous indignation, they went to Youzhou Mu for an explanation.

Kong Rong raised his voice: "Stop!"

Left and right came back in despair, and asked with tears in their eyes, "Master Kong?"

"Rectify the army, we will bid farewell to Youzhou Mu today and go back to Beihai," Kong Rong ordered lightly.

"Why did you suddenly say you were going back?" the lieutenant general asked about Kong Rong, "But Youzhou Mu is dissatisfied with Prime Minister Kong?"

Kong Rong shook his head. He held back for a while, but in the end he didn't hold back. He gritted his teeth and said, "Go back, I want to go back and write a book!"

innovation innovation innovation——

progress progress progress --

era!study!Forge ahead!

Kong Rong's mind was full of the curse-like voices of the female generals, and those unheard of etiquette norms that were very in line with the principles. Kong Rong swore that he must write a book to carry forward the words of the saints, and dispel those crooked ways, All the etiquette that has been scattered in the sand has been rectified and understood!

Kong Rong was about to leave, and Liu Bei came to see him off. The two held hands and looked at their tearful eyes, choking silently.

Kong Rong boasted to Haikou, and said aggressively: "One day I will prove that I am right, and let Youzhou Mu wait!"

Liu Bei watched Kong Rong go into a dead end, and he refused to listen to any advice, and even ten bulls could not be pulled back, so he gradually gave up his advice.

As the protagonist said: It is a good thing that Kong Rong has a new dream, and it is better than him having nothing to do and arguing with me.

"Brother Xuande, there will be a time later!" The female barracks spoke loudly, and under the influence of this month, Kong Rong himself became a middle-aged man who spoke very forcefully and was full of spirit.

Liu Bei was in a mess and watched Kong Rong go away.

He looked at another group of troops oncoming, and saw a cavalry pass by Kong Rong's army. The leader was wearing a scribe's robe, his face was like a crown jade, and he was as calm as a boast.

The more Liu Bei looked at it, the more familiar it became. After careful consideration, he asked in surprise, "Isn't this the Junshi Jia who my lord brought with me when I was on an envoy to Youzhou?"

Jia Xu led the troops to stay at the gate of the city. He stood tall and straight like a jade tree, stepped off his horse neatly, walked straight to Liu Bei's place, and greeted Liu Bei.

"Liu Biejia, please stay safe."

Liu Bei replied: "So it's Master Jia, and the lord is in the city. Since you led the troops here, you must have something important to find the lord, right?"

Jia Xu nodded, "Exactly."

"Master Jia, come with me, I will take you into the city to meet the lord!"

Liu Bei said again: "Can I invite the cavalry to wait outside the city? Or tie up the horses before entering the city."

Xian Yufu, who escorted Jia Xu here, frowned dissatisfiedly: "We came from Youzhou, and we are soldiers and military advisors under Youzhou Mu. Are you afraid that we will harm Zhou Mu?"

Liu Bei said gently: "That's not the case. The order not to allow a large number of troops to enter Linzi City was issued by the lord. All the soldiers in the city obeyed this order. No one would disobey the lord. I think Jia Junshi, as the lord's right-hand man, must understand. The consequences of disobedience to the lord."

Liu Bei smiled amicably, Jia Xu looked at him coldly, and waved his hand lightly: "General Qi Zhou waited for me outside the city, General Xianyu followed me into the city, and everyone else was stationed outside the city."

Jia Xu secretly said: This Liu Bei actually surrendered to Diao Chan, what has she done in the past six months?

Jia Xu's thoughts turned and turned, and he followed Liu Bei into the city, and went around again, all the way to the state animal husbandry office.

It is now evening, and night is coming.The people in Linzi City returned home from work, and the officials working in the yamen also finished their work and went back to rest after get off work.

Recently, with the increasing number of counties and counties who have taken refuge in Diaochan, in order to keep up with the plan, Diaochan worked overtime until the last. She finished writing the last document in her hand, had dinner with Zhao Yun, and had a sweet little time. Time for two as a couple.

The warm affection between them grew stronger as they got along day by day, and their friendship deepened. Diao Chan predicted that no one would disturb him at this time, and relying on the fact that the young man was taller than herself, she quietly wrapped her arms around his thin waist.

Diao Chan blushed with enjoyment on her cheeks, drooling in her heart, and rubbed against his back like a baby.

Zhao Yun stiffened his back, but let her do whatever he wanted, like a little daughter-in-law who wants to refuse and welcome.

This is the Zhao Yun in Diao Chan's imagination, and he is really reluctant to push her away. The warm body temperature is coming from his back continuously. I don't know when he has grown as tall as he remembered. The back is wide and straight, if you lie on it, you will feel very safe.

He still has pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, and mermaid lines. Diao Chan took a sip of his saliva secretly, and hugging him with all his heart and guts is enough.

Zhao Yun was helpless and funny, he felt like a cat was rubbing his back, it was very itchy, he heard footsteps outside, turned his head and reminded in a low voice: "Cicada, someone is coming."

Diao Chan murmured reluctantly: "What's the matter, it's nothing to be shameful, let's hug it for a while, you've eaten less recently, and you've lost weight."

At this time, other than Xun Gongda, Guo Fengxiao will come to see her. Now that Guo Pipi is not here, Gongda will definitely leave voluntarily when he comes here to see her.

Zhao Yun couldn't bear her tormenting her like this, the tips of his ears were already blushing, and his callused palm rested on the back of her hand without exerting any strength at all.

His eyes fell on the door, and seeing Liu Bei walking with a group of young literati chatting, he quickly pushed Diao Chan and said, "It seems that some literati have come to seek refuge with you."

Liu Bei happened to see their posture, and he closed his mouth instantly, the scene was a little awkward for a while.

Diao Chan then let go of Zhao Yun, poked her head out from behind him to look, she was surprised: "Jia Wenhe?!"

Standing like Zhilan, the elegant and dusty young literati with a dark face, beat his hands on his side and clenched his sleeves tightly. He looked at Zhao Yun, and asked Diao Chan loudly, "You left me in Youzhou for nothing, just because of him. , have you forgotten all about it?!"