When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

The "hail" thrown by the [-] white goose air force killed and injured many soldiers. Gongsun Zan was furious, and eagerly shouted: "The shield soldiers raise their shields, and the rest of the infantry return to their camps!"

The goose droppings were only the size of a lump, and the falling ice bumps hit the camp tents, some of which had several holes, while others remained intact. Gongsun Zan then ordered: "Take the wooden planks and put them on the top of the camp tents. The army retreats! Don't stand outside in vain and get smashed."

"The rest of the archers are on standby, put them under the eaves and shoot arrows!"

The air force's surprise attack made people turn their backs in an instant, and Gongsun Zan was worthy of being the leader of an army. His military vision and talent were comparable to those of ordinary generals.

The crackling shit continued, not only knocking over Gongsun Zan's soldiers, but also wounding his white horse Yi Cong. The healthy white horse was smashed and the original elite troops were smashed to pieces. Gongsun Zan just felt sulky Gambling on the chest, the breath was fishy in the throat.

Just at the stall where he gave the command, the sky aimed at the commander's big white goose luck dantian, and squeezed out a ball of hot soft poo from the small chrysanthemum. The small stove, and the soft stool lost its heat source after breaking away from its small chrysanthemum, and quickly froze, forming a shape similar to an ice cone in the inertia of falling.

The inside of the ice pick was grayish brown, and there was a layer of transparent water vapor on the outside, which showed that it was a goose with a greedy mouth and some diarrhea after eating unclean soil by mistake.

A hidden weapon suddenly struck Gongsun Zan's head. Guan Jing, Gongsun Zan's envoy, was the closest to him. When he saw an ominous flash of light in the sky, Guan Jing shouted in horror: "General, be careful!—"

His body reacted faster than his consciousness, and he had already rushed towards Gongsun Zan. If the ice pick pierced Gongsun Zan's head, he would really die.

Gongsun Zan's younger brother, Gongsun Fan, reacted faster than him. He rushed towards Gongsun Zan and threw him to the ground. The ice pick pierced Gongsun Fan's calf, and his skin was torn apart instantly. Gongsun Fan cried out in pain. With a sound, I fell to the ground.

Gongsun Zan exclaimed his name, hurriedly picked up his younger brother, turned around and saw that the horse he was riding had fallen to the ground dead, he couldn't help being horrified.

"Quickly return to the camp to avoid the ice, and go get a miracle doctor!"

In the chaos, the secret agent hiding in Gongsun Zan's army sneaked away and fled all the way to where Yuan Shao was. Get up! Not only did she bring a large army to attack, but she also possessed the power to drive birds to help, Gongsun Zan suffered heavy losses and almost died at the hands of birds."

Yuan Shao was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Is this true? If it is true, then God really wants to help me destroy Gongsun!"

So he ordered to rectify the army, and immediately wanted to attack Youzhou eastward.

Ju Shou, Yuan Shao's military adviser, persuaded: "The news from the spies is not reliable. The winter is bitterly cold and the soldiers are limited in combat. The risk of sending troops now is huge. If you fail, you will be defeated."

After hearing this, Yuan Shao ordered his subordinate Yan Liang to lead a team to find out whether the news was true.

However, it was said that Gongsun Zan was turned on his back by a raider, and the archer leader put the wooden basin on his head, and reported with a mournful face: "General, those white birds fly too high, and the bow and arrow can't shoot that far. If you shoot at the top of your head, you may hurt yourself when the bow and arrow fall. people."

The crackling icicles hit the wooden basin above the archer general's head, making a dull sound, and before he knew it, he had caught quite a few icicles.

Gongsun Zan was frightened and furious, but the shit in the sky was still falling, he raised his voice and roared: "The whole army retreats to the camp—"

He went out arrogantly and retreated to the tent in a desperate manner. Gongsun Zan failed to succeed in his mission and his morale was low.

Not long after they withdrew, the big white geese in the sky finally released their feces, flapped their wings and flew back to Diao Chan's army.

Gongsun Zan returned to the tent, worried about the safety of his younger brother, and heard his subordinates report the loss, only to feel his eyes go dark.

"General! Those ice smashed and injured many soldiers. Nearly a hundred people were accidentally hit in the head and died." Compared with the total army in his hand, a hundred people is nothing, and the general was distraught: "But our horses were damaged Nearly half of the time, a large number of horses have lost their fighting ability and can only be treated as meat horses!"

Gongsun Zan's war horses are all his treasures. How can he not make his heart ache and make it hard to breathe now that the wear and tear is so great? He waved his hand and ordered the generals to dispose of these meaty horses.

In order to replenish the new horses, he had to spend more money to purchase from horse dealers.

The general sent by Yuan Shao to inquire about the news was very smart, and it was impossible for him to sneak into Youzhou without hesitation. He inquired from several parties, and asked the opinion of the military adviser Feng Ji. He came to a conclusion from the loss and replenishment of the horses, and went back to Yuan Shao to return his order. Said: "My lord, Gongsun Zan lost nearly ten thousand war horses, and his soldiers ate horse meat every day. It can be seen that his cavalry suffered heavy losses. Now the horse merchants in the north can't supply enough, and they have raised the price of horses one after another."

Yuan Shao understood the meaning behind his words, and immediately ordered: "The whole army pulls out the camp, while Gongsun Zan is fighting Diao Chan, quickly attack his back."

In Yuyang, Youzhou, there was heavy snow and wind, and the garrison was depressed and chaotic.

"What the hell is this ice!"

Yan Gang slammed his fist on the table bitterly, only to feel the ominous premonition getting stronger: "General, there have been rumors in the army that Diao Chan is a messenger sent by heaven, and he should not be an enemy. If this happens, our morale will be greatly affected. Broken!"

The archer general handed over his basin of fresh ice, and said loudly: "General, I caught some ice, and some of the generals recognized what it was, and they all said it was bird droppings!"

All the generals gathered in the commander's tent had strange expressions on their faces, and Gongsun Zan's expression was even more livid.

His most proud cavalryman, the most handsome white horse Yi Cong, those good white horses bought from horse dealers who spent a lot of time and money, were all lost under the bird feces. Gongsun Zan was heartbroken, why not let him resent him!

"Diao Chan!—that crazy girl, I will never let her go!"

Gongsun Zan gritted his teeth, and heard Gongsun Fan moaning in pain, he quickly grabbed the doctor and shouted, "Be gentle. You are called a miracle doctor, and you can't even heal a trauma?"

The doctor has a beautiful beard, his hairline is a little high, and his head is bald, but he can't hide his appearance as a middle-aged handsome uncle. He has a pair of eyes full of wisdom. When you look at him, you will be amazed Feel the serenity and peace.

It's a pity that the superficial tranquility was completely an illusion. The doctor was very venomous. Hearing Gongsun Zan's words, he said bluntly, "Since you don't trust me, seek your own military doctor for treatment."

Of course Gongsun Zan trusted his medical skills, he quickly closed his mouth resentfully, and said anxiously: "Of course I trust you, you should be gentler, my brother is so uncomfortable."

"If you want to get rid of the root of the disease, you have to endure the pain of scraping the bone," the doctor said lightly. "Besides, the ice is melting gradually. I don't know what the gray-brown thing is. What if it is poison? I would like to ask the general." Offended someone, and there is still such a means to make you suffer."

Gongsun Zan's expression changed several times, and he said helplessly, "These are all bird droppings."

The doctor said in surprise: "There are so many bird droppings, how many birds should there be?"

Gongsun Zan was also uneasy, and he said in a deep voice, "The number enough to cover our army camp is probably far more than ten thousand."

The doctor waved his hand: "Then you have no chance of winning. How can people on land fight birds in the sky?"

The doctor spoke frankly, and he also expected that Gongsun Zan would give him face and would not do anything with him.

He bowed his head and continued to treat Gongsun Fan's wound, but there was no sound in the coach's tent.

Gongsun Zan's low air pressure affected other people, and the generals did not dare to speak out, so the only sound left in the camp was Gongsun Fan's breathing that was aggravated by pain.

Thanks to him being able to bear it, he hasn't yelled yet.

After a while, Gongsun Zan said, "Yuanhua has visited various places. Have you ever seen a bird that can listen to people's commands?"

The doctor replied without raising his head: "No, even Taoist Wujiao, who is rumored to practice the magic of the divine way, only raised two cranes, pretending to be immortal."

"Who is Mr. Wujiao?"

"The alchemist I met when I was passing by the Lujiang River knew some Taoism and magic tricks. I don't care if I don't mention these mysterious things, but he is just a liar who pretends to be a ghost." The doctor casually mentioned it and then stopped. Gongsun Zan didn't ask again .

As for the reason why Gongsun Zan met this doctor, it is difficult to say. Because of fighting Yuan Shao all the year round, he sat on horseback and was exhausted. You can't tell your wife, and military doctors are good at treating trauma, obviously they can't treat men's minor problems.

If Gongsun Zan asked the military doctor about this, given the temperament of a military doctor with the surname of Gongsun, he would most likely answer Gongsun Zan: "In order to avoid being dragged down by minor ailments during the battle, it is better to cut them off once and for all."

In desperation, Gongsun Zan ordered people to look for a famous doctor nearby. He happened to meet this genius doctor who had offended Yuan Shao and fled here, so he invited him to treat his minor ailments.

The little secret that all men know is in the hands of the genius doctor, and the genius doctor cured his minor ailment with acupuncture. Gongsun Zan was overjoyed, and bluntly said that he was willing to shelter the genius doctor and leave this place.

After discussing with the genius doctor, Gongsun Zan invited him into the army as a military doctor, and took him all the way back to Yuyang.

With the kindness of curing hidden diseases there, Gongsun Zan became closer to the genius doctor, and would go to him for any intractable diseases, and gradually respected his wonderful medical skills of rejuvenation.

Soon, the doctor stopped, Gongsun Fan was dripping with sweat, finally the torture was over.

"According to the prescription I wrote down, apply it externally and take it internally. After two months of training, you will be able to go to the ground. Don't do strenuous activities, so as not to become lame in the future." After the doctor warned, he asked someone to bring the frozen lump and put it in hot water Medium melt check.

The feces of the fighting goose are full of nutrients and smell as bad as chemical fertilizer. When the ice gradually melted, an unspeakable stench of feces lingered in the entire camp. Gongsun Zan's face changed again and again. He couldn't bear the stench. own mouth and nose.

The faces of the generals turned red, and the scouts outside rushed to report again: "General, there is a green flag leading the army to approach!"

Gongsun Zan said bitterly, "Reorganize the army."

"No way, General, once the army is rectified, we will be hit by bird droppings again!" Yan Gang said anxiously.

"Let the infantry wear armor and put armor on the horses. If there are no ready-made ones, use pots and pans instead," Gongsun Zan said again: "Call the north and south camps and gather all the soldiers here."

Diao Chan's army stayed not far from Gongsun Zan. She summoned a goose and gave it the letter she had written to persuade her to surrender: "Go and throw this letter into Gongsun Zan's commander's camp. The commander's camp is the largest one. The people inside Most. The rest of the geese are lurking and waiting, remember to protect Brother Zilong."

The big white goose took the lead, flew over the commander, swooped down suddenly, pierced the roof of the commander with its beak, waved its wings carelessly, and stopped in front of Gongsun Zan.

"There are assassins—"

Everyone grabbed their weapons one after another, and when the dust dispersed, they saw a big white goose staying in it, combing its feathers, it looked at the crowd contemptuously, and pushed Diao Chan's message out.

Gongsun Zan reacted quickly and shouted sharply, "Grab it!"

The big white goose spread its wings and flew high, picked up the weapon that was close at hand with its beak, and flew away along the hole in the coach's tent before the rest of the crowd rushed forward.

Big White Goose: After pretending to be aggressive, slip away, exciting!

"General, this letter," Yan Gang submitted the letter, not daring to speak out.

Gongsun Zan exhibited the letter to watch, on which it was written: "When you don't menstruate, you are bold and forgetful. Thinking about itching is unbearable, and you miss my craftsmanship. Now I am warning you with an army of [-] geese. If you still don't open the city to welcome me If you go back, you will be punished as a traitor, and you will bear the consequences."

The signature at the end of the font is Youzhou Shepherd Diaochan, which is stamped with the State Shepherd's seal, which is bright red and dazzling.

Gongsun Zan was so angry that he tore the letter into two halves. Soon, Cheng Xu arrived, accompanied by an acquaintance, Zhao Yun who had bid farewell to Gongsun Zan and returned home.

Cheng Xu was originally Liu Yu's job, and he was upright and serious. Compared with Liu Yu's confidantes such as Qi Zhou, he was not liked by Liu Yu because of his serious and rigid personality.

As far as Cheng Xu is concerned, both Gongsun Zan and Liu Yu are false, and what he really cares about is the interests of Youzhou.

The earlier power struggle between Gongsun Zan and Liu Yu affected the entire situation in Youzhou. He was often at a disadvantage, while Cheng Xu balanced it out. Although it was for Youzhou, he also helped Gongsun Zan a lot, which made him suspicious of Liu Yu.

Therefore, after Gongsun Zan took over Liu Yu's old troops, he promoted Cheng Xu, a civil official, to be in charge of the governance of Youzhou, acting as the governor of the state.

Seeing that Jia Xu and Liu Yu's loyal generals had all run away, Cheng Xu believed that Youzhou had finally fallen into the hands of Gongsun Zan, so he never shirked it.

It is very easy for Zhao Yun to find Cheng Xu, he only needs to enter the city, and it is a breeze to find the Yamen with his familiarity with Yuyang.

And a piece of state pastoral seal, a piece of imperial appointment letter is enough to prove that Diao Chan's name is justified, and there is an urgency that the army is about to go to war, Cheng Xu is extremely anxious.

Zhao Yun's reason for mobilizing Cheng Xu is very simple: "You are an old minister of Youzhou. Now Youzhou Mu is not General Gongsun, but he is overstepping and acting rebellious. There are [-] soldiers in Youzhou Mu who are about to attack and come back. If Liu Yu's old troops are dissatisfied with Gongsun, they will definitely raise their poles and respond to the state pastor."

"The civil strife in Youzhou is imminent, and it will harm your own generals and military use, as well as the people of Youzhou. It is not for the benefit of the country to set up a small wall. The external troubles are not eliminated, but the internal damage is done first. This is self-destruction. I thought about it again and again, now the only one who can persuade General Gongsun is Cheng Zheng."

Cheng Xu was in a hurry. Gongsun Zan's military aggression was not for a while. He had already had such signs a few years ago. Compared with Liu Yu, he could not be regarded as the master in Cheng Xu's heart. With an old bone, he rode on the horse and headed to garrison troops outside the city.

Cheng Xu's reasons for persuading Gongsun Zan were similar to Zhao Yun's, but Gongsun Zan was still unwilling. His tone was a bit aggressive, and he blamed Zhao Yun, "I used to treat you sincerely, but you said goodbye on the grounds of family affairs. Speak to me in the enemy's shoes."

Zhao Yun replied: "If I were the enemy of General Gongsun, I would not talk nonsense with you. I would only point the tip of my spear at your heart. When I served General Gongsun, I was never timid to follow you through life and death. Now I Even though he left, appearing here is just to persuade the general not to go astray, to turn back when he is lost, or is the general really planning to go to war with Youzhou Mu at this time?"

Cheng Xu persuaded and said: "General, Youzhou Mu has the Zhou Mu Yin Festival in her hands! She is a justified person. Although there are many disputes in the world, the power of the imperial court should not be underestimated. If she can belong to the imperial court, she will have a great future in the general's career. benefit."

It is impossible for Gongsun Zan to have the courage to proclaim himself emperor. He can be a prince, but he cannot be the founding emperor.

As a general who grew up on horseback, the biggest flaw of Gongsun Zan, who made his fortune from the chaos of the army, was the lack of support from literati groups.

Cao Cao has Xun Yu, the king of Zuozhi, who recommended talents for him, and he himself is more than willing to use poor families and appoint people on their merits.

But Gongsun Zan was born in a rich family, backed by a rich family, but also restricted by the rich family.Looking at the bureaucratic system around him, apart from the military cronies and family members with the same surname he promoted, the rest are supported by Liu Yu's old department.Gongsun Zan, who worshiped martial arts in essence, was not recognized by the scholars in Youzhou.

Civil officials persuade people to stand up and quote scriptures well, while military officials only use their fists.

Cheng Xu didn't want Gongsun Zan and Diao Chan to fight. Gongsun Zan also understood rationally that if he fought at this time, he would only be defeated.

Either losing to Diao Chan, or losing to Yuan Shao who took advantage of the situation.

Compared to being killed by Yuan Shao, it is obviously a good idea to cooperate with Diao Chan, and it is also a choice that has to be made.

With Cheng Xu setting a precedent, other literati left behind by Liu Yu also advised Gongsun Zan one after another.

They were only civil servants, they could only submit to Gongsun Zan's force and could not resist. They were doing the work of governing Youzhou, and they all yearned for peace and tranquility in their hearts.

No one wants Youzhou to really fight, except for the general interest group centered on Gongsun Zan and the Gongsun family who are trying to dominate one side.

Gongsun Zan was in a dilemma. Being forced to this point obviously didn't have a good face. He glared at Zhao Yun and vented his dissatisfaction with resentment: "You are here alone, is it certain that I won't kill you? It can decapitate you."

Zhao Yun shook his head: "General Gongsun's subordinates rarely have the power to fight me. Unless you fight yourself, you may be able to fight me for dozens of rounds."

"Zilong, you're too trusting. If I order you to be killed, even hundreds of people will be able to trap you here." Gongsun Zan said coldly.

Zhao Yun affirmed: "The general doesn't want to kill me, but you want to kill me. If you look at the situation in the sky, you won't kill me."

The situation in heaven?

Gongsun Zan raised his head in doubt, only to see white birds flying across the sky from time to time, and the whole Yuyang, no matter in the city, in the camp, or above the tall trees, there were countless white birds waiting in densely packed places.

Gongsun Zan's face turned pale: "Where did Diao Chan find so many divine birds to obey her orders?!"

Zhao Yun explained in surprise, "That's not a bird, it's a goose."

While he was talking, he heard Gongsun Zan shout urgently: "Take him down!—"

The soldiers and generals under him were stunned for a second, and hurriedly rushed forward.

Zhao Yun was not afraid at all, it was rare that the Iron Blood Silver Spear did not hurt anyone's life, he sighed softly: "Why do you want to test me, General?"

Gongsun Zan was the former master of Zhao Yun. He knew Gongsun Zan's shortcomings best.

If you want to say that he is narrow-minded, it is not the case. Although there are minor evils, when he is the guardian of the hero, he has justice in his heart, resists aliens, and is chivalrous.

Zhao Yun didn't want Gongsun Zan to die too badly, so he ran this trip himself, in order to save him from being rubbed by Diao Chan again.

Otherwise, when the time comes, the girlfriend on the left and the old boss on the right, he will be squeezed in the middle, will Zhao Yun persuade Diao Chan to be more gentle, or not to persuade her to be more ruthless?

After all, it was the person he once respected, Zhao Yun wanted to show Gongsun Zan some dignity.

In this way, Cicada will not beat people up to wash clothes and make her hands sore, so she smiles.

As soon as Gongsun Zan gave the order, someone gave him a push on his buttocks.

Crashing -- fluttering --

The big white geese nearby swarmed up, their feathers flying wildly, and the scene was once very chaotic.

"Ah, General—"

"Hiss, why does this goose only bite people's buttocks, it hurts!"

"It arched my weapon, oh, don't arch it, oh my waist."

"General, are we going to fight or not? What do you think, Old Yan?"

"Fuck you! The general didn't give the order."

"What do you do with so many, grab their wings!"

"It's not good, the general was kicked by a goose and passed out!"

Dozens of big geese swarmed up, flying their sharp claws, buttocks and foreheads. Gongsun Zan was beaten unconscious before he gave the order. The whole thing was like a farce.

Zhao Yun withdrew his silver spear, pulled Cheng Xu and the civil servants, and said gently to the shocked civil servants: "The little guys didn't know how to attack, and they scared a few of you. Don't worry, everyone. There is no order. They It won't hurt people's lives, at most it's just a joke."

Cheng Xu was dumbfounded: "Arguing... Are you kidding me?"

This is a joke? !

Zhao Yun said politely and sincerely: "They had to order me to protect me, because General Gongsun pointed his weapon at me, so they targeted me."

He shouted again hastily, and the flock of geese reluctantly squeezed off Gongsun Zan's body and flew away again.

In this way, it is like a well-trained guerrilla, coming and going without a trace.

Zhao Yun's move shocked everyone. He appeared calm, but he was about to suffer from embarrassment in his heart, especially the way Cheng Xu looked at him, as if he was looking at some god, which made him quite uncomfortable.

Cheng Xu said with emotion: "It seems that the rumor that Youzhou Mu was protected by heaven is true."

Zhao Yun nodded in embarrassment but politely, but he didn't know that the more polite and steady he was, the more people thought he was unpredictable!

The genius doctor who had just left was called back again. He gave Gongsun Zan a pulse and then pinched others. As expected, he opened his eyes and woke up with a head full of bags.

Gongsun Zan, with a bruised nose and swollen face, had a complicated expression. Just now, he had a nightmare. If the genius doctor hadn't woken him up, Gongsun Zan might have fallen into the pain of the nightmare and couldn't extricate himself from it.

In the dream, his face was being washed back and forth on the washboard, and a charming female voice kept asking him above his head, "Are you convinced? Are you satisfied?"

Gongsun Zan woke up in a state of shock, and at that moment he was overwhelmed by the fear of being dominated by Diao Chan. He didn't want to recall the suffocating experience when he couldn't resist or ask for help.

His spirit was so traumatized that he almost cried.

"General, are you okay?" Yan Gang and Guan Jing approached cautiously and asked, and the main tent of the entire camp had been overturned by geese. They trembled with weapons in their hands, not daring to approach the main tent at all.

As the snowflakes fell on his head, Gongsun Zan said sadly and vaguely, "Let Diaochan enter the city, damn it, I won't fight!"

So he abandoned himself and sat on the ground, letting the genius doctor wrap his head.

The miracle doctor laughed at him while wrapping his head: "I can be more honest a long time ago, why do I have to bite the bullet?"