When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Diao Chan was impatient in the garrison camp and other places, looking around from time to time, and circled around the soldiers a few times.

Among the generals who came with her, Zhang Fei had the highest official position. He served as a captain and was in charge of a county's military affairs.

The scope of the goose army that Diao Chan refers to happened to include a total of four generals including Zhang Fei, while Liu Bei, who was promoted to soldier Cao in charge of the military, and Guan Yu, who assisted Liu Bei, were left in Qingzhou as the main force for development.

Among the three brothers, only Zhang Fei, a general with a simple mind and good at charging, was brought out.

Before leaving, Liu Bei reminded Zhang Fei repeatedly that he should keep up with the state shepherd, and not punish his subordinates too severely for violating military discipline, so as not to leave the impression that the state shepherd treats his soldiers harshly.

Zhang Fei was so good, he squatted in front of the fire with his chin resting on his back, watching Xiaobai push the eggs he had laid into the fire to roast, and he was extremely focused.

Diao Chan walked back and forth around the commander's tent for an unknown number of times, Zhang Fei counted silently, and began to peel the cooked goose eggs to eat.

It was almost dusk, and a subordinate came to report that all the tents had been stationed, so Diao Chan stopped.

"Brother Zhao will be fine, don't worry too much, you have to trust him, my lord," Zhang Fei said while eating, he was also courageous, and did not fear her at all because of Diao Chan's prestige in the past.

Zhang Fei's way of identifying people is different from Liu Bei and others. He doesn't look at appearance, martial arts, character and talent, and only relies on his sixth sense, so he is not afraid of Diao Chan at all.

"Concern leads to chaos," Diao Chan said, "What if Gongsun Zan becomes so beastly and does something bad to Brother Zilong? What if he gets hurt?"

Seeing her turning around like a headless chicken, Zhang Fei said casually, "Then you should follow secretly too!"

When he said it casually, Diao Chan really listened to it, and she said affirmatively: "I also think that I should sneak over to have a look."

Zhang Fei snorted: "Do you really want to follow?"

Diao Chan nodded hastily, and Zhang Fei stared at her for a long while with bright eyes, then shook his head slowly.

Diao Chan wondered: "General Zhang, what are you shaking your head for? Do you disapprove of my decision? If I want to follow, a few generals are enough to manage the army properly. You only need to wait for my order, and then you can enter the city together. There will be no surprises."

Zhang Fei said: "That's not the case, I just think that men don't like girls who are too clingy, and I don't like them anyway."

Diao Chan was shocked, moved a small bench and sat by the fire, asking repeatedly: "Why men don't like girls who are too clingy, and if you don't like it, it doesn't mean Brother Zilong doesn't like it!"

"He is a man with hands and feet, a heroic man with great ambitions and outstanding abilities," Zhang Fei said of course, "If he is in front of me, he will stare at me in everything and want to fight with me all the time. The girl who stays with me, I'm afraid I will avoid it? That's too... not free."

At this time, a soldier came to report: "Master, the meal is ready."

"Go and eat," Diao Chan waved his hands, and said perfunctorily, "Don't disturb me to discuss important matters with General Zhang."

She looked engaged, serious and serious.

The soldiers were in awe, thinking that Diao Chan was discussing important military secrets with Zhang Fei, so he hurriedly pushed it down, and warned others not to approach easily.

Diao Chan asked: "What kind of girl does that man like? I thought that boldly saying I love you is the most open way for me to express it. Isn't that okay?"

"A girl who is too proactive, she gets it too easily, so how can she cherish it?" Zhang Fei himself is a single dog, but when he talks about the truth, he has a set of rules. The girl who goes to the living room and enters the kitchen has a pair of skillful hands, a kind and independent personality, petite and weak, which is pitiable, I will want to protect her, and she will be strong when I am not around."

Zhang Fei said a few words casually, described the appearance of the goddess in his fantasy, glanced at Diao Chan, and closed his mouth in confusion.

It seems that the protagonist does not meet all of these.

Zhang Fei muttered quietly: I won't offend my lord by saying this, right?But she is indeed fierce and domineering, not at all compatible with gentleness!

Diao Chan heard the words and counted them down: "I have gentleness like water, I can go to the hall and enter the kitchen, and I also have a pair of skillful hands." A pair of skillful hands that beat the princes of the world.

Zhang Fei closed his mouth angrily and stared at her in disbelief.

"I'm also petite and pitiful, and I'm also weak!" Diao Chan said as a matter of course: "Brother Zilong also wants to protect me, I can feel it."

Zhang Fei didn't want to hear it anymore, he smelled the scent of showing affection, and the depression of being a single dog made him turn around, and he didn't want to talk to Diao Chan who seemed to be provoking him on purpose.

"It's really not good to be too clingy," Diao Chan muttered, "I want to be strong too, but I just can't stop thinking about him."

Zhang Fei didn't want to talk to her, and because he ate a mouthful of dog food, he turned his head to her and protested silently.

"Hey, General Zhang, how can you be clingy without being hated?" Diao Chan asked Zhang Fei pestering her.

"Impossible, women don't make sense," Zhang Fei replied angrily, "I can't explain it to you. Anyway, in my opinion, if someone sticks back and forth, I will be annoyed to death. You have to be more gentle, Be more considerate, and take the initiative to take a step back when a man wants to be alone, so as not to be annoying."

Diao Chan blinked and suddenly realized: "You mean to give each other some space."

Be more gentle and considerate, Diao Chan muttered, with a learned expression on his face, he slapped Zhang Fei on the shoulder, and thanked him sincerely: "Thank you for your reminder, General Zhang, you are really the best among love saints, yes My role model, my mentor in life!"

After finishing speaking, Diao Chan looked as if he had realized the new truth, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Zhang Fei, who has been single for 20 years and has never held a girl's little hand, scratched his head and was at a loss.

He just said casually, what did the lord learn?

Not long after, Gongsun Zan sent people to invite Diao Chan into the city. Diao Chan's IQ quickly went online, and she resolutely and neatly arranged the division of labor between the goose army and the infantry, and led several generals to Gongsun Zan's camp.

As their soldiers and horses approached, the geese in the sky also moved together. It was such a scene that Gongsun Zan's men trembled in fear, for fear that those geese would shit on the ice lump again.

When Diao Chan arrived, she saw Zhao Yun at first sight, and saw that he was intact, while Gongsun Zan had a bruised nose and swollen face, and was still holding a white cloth on his head, raising his eyebrows in surprise.The domineering side leaked at that moment, he was as casual as a king, and he was so handsome in people's hearts.

"I haven't seen you for a while, is General Gongsun disfigured?" Diao Chan sneered, "I haven't done anything to you yet, but you have become like this first."

Gongsun Zan knew that this crazy bitch couldn't spit out ivory, so he snorted coldly and said, "Isn't it made by your geese? But I don't know that Youzhou Mu has such a great ability to make fairy geese work for you." .”

"I want to win you, not only by geese," Diao Chan said indifferently, she also didn't want to fight Gongsun Zan, she waited and watched Youzhou civil and military officials present, and said to them: "I heard that you want to fight Yuan Shao?"

Gongsun Zan's face changed slightly, and he said coldly: "If the state pastor hadn't asked Jia Xu to threaten me with a letter to withdraw, I would have defeated Jizhou long ago."

"Oh? Is Yuan Shao so weak? You can defeat him with half of your troops in Youzhou?" Diao Chan was noncommittal, strolling in the lobby, then turned around and said, "You should thank me for saving your life."

Gongsun Zan still didn't believe it, he said angrily: "Diao Chan, why do you, an envoy who has never been in charge of Youzhou, take over the internal affairs of Youzhou? I am the first to disobey your orders."

"You don't agree?" Diao Chan squeezed her fingers, pointed at him and said, "Okay, let's fight one-on-one, whoever wins will talk, how about it?"

Gongsun Zan choked and didn't answer the words. He knew he couldn't beat Diao Chan enough, so how could he accept the words and suffer the pain.

"Shut up if you're cowardly, and don't beep if you're okay."

"Presumptuous, have the etiquette of Youzhou Mu been eaten by dogs? There are so many queer words in the lobby, is this your attitude when you come to discuss with our general?" Yan Gang defended Gongsun Zan and asked sharply.

"I haven't seen you before," Diao Chan said, "What are you talking about, I'm trying to persuade your general to surrender, don't you understand?"

Yan Gang couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded her for being too whimsical.

Gongsun Zan raised his hand to stop him, and said to Diao Chan, "I can cooperate with you for a while, but my soldiers don't obey your orders, how do you treat them?"

Gongsun Zan desperately wanted to save face, maintaining the last bit of stubbornness.

Diao Chan looked at him inexplicably, spread his hands and said rascally: "How am I going to treat you? Naturally, I will beat you until you are convinced! I will do the courtesy first and then the soldiers. If you don't know each other yet, I can only invite you to walk on the Naihe Bridge. I It's the justifiable Youzhou Mu, this Youzhou is my territory, so hold back if you have any opinions."

Gongsun Zan had never seen such a brazen person, and he really couldn't do anything with her.

Yan Gang had never experienced Diao Chan's berserk state, but felt that the woman in front of him was too arrogant and domineering. He was impulsive by nature, and the first one couldn't help it: "Diao Chan, you have insulted the general many times, I will never forgive you. Today I will teach you a lesson, and let you know what it means to bring disaster out of your mouth!"

Diao Chan said: "It's just in time, come a few more people, let's go together, I didn't say that, none of the people present is my opponent."

Zhao Yun sighed softly, left quietly for a while, and invited the genius doctor who had just left to come back.

It took only half an hour for him to go back and forth, and there was already a "corpse" lying on the ground among the coaches.

The civil servants trembled and shrank aside, not daring to move, while the generals on the ground piled up like arhats to form a hill.

The miracle doctor rushed in with a dark face, pointed at Gongsun Zan and reprimanded him, "Don't you pay attention to the nonsense of your subordinates?"

Gongsun Zan's expression was not good, and he glanced away in embarrassment.

Diao Chan withdrew her hand, and she asked, "Are you also unwilling to accept and come to challenge me?"

The miracle doctor snorted coldly: "I am a doctor, and he pulled me back." He pointed at Zhao Yun with a serious expression, and went forward to flip the hill. After seeing the situation of the generals clearly, he was amazed: " What, it’s just some flesh wounds, all of them are as serious as dying, it’s really useless.”

As he spoke, he commanded people again: "Who can help me separate them?"

Diao Chan raised her hand lightly, and the group of people rolled apart and fell to the ground, each of them with mosquito coils in their eyes, lying dead on the ground without moving, as if they were really dead.

"You're welcome, it's a little effort." Diao Chan said flatly.

"I didn't even want to thank you," the miracle doctor stabbed, and lowered his head to turn over everyone, kicking this one, touching that one, and finally got up and picked up the medicine box, as if to leave: "They are all fine, come to me What are you doing, wasting my time!"

The genius doctor rushed away angrily, while the civil servants showed astonished expressions, none of them thought that this doctor would be so bold.

Diao Chan said strangely: "Brother Zilong found a strange man from where, he has a really weird temper."

Hearing her talk about Brother Long, Gongsun Zan almost fell to the ground. If Cheng Xu hadn't helped him, he might have knelt down because of his knees.

Gongsun Zan was puzzled and looked left and right.

Diao Chan glared at him: "Be honest and watch what my man does."

Gongsun Zan: The people who were beaten together at the beginning, how come Zilong became her man, and I...

Not to mention, the entire army under his command was wiped out, and his face hurts, he just wants to cry a lot.

It took less than a month for Diao Chan to seize the power in Youzhou. During this month, Gongsun Zan was raising his face, his generals were recovering from their injuries, and the 20 soldiers in Qingzhou had a goose in their hands. Every day there were goslings They watched with eager eyes, but all rebels were crushed in the cradle.

Liu Yu's former troops celebrated together, and Cheng Xu couldn't help but smile from ear to ear when he saw the soldiers collecting goose feathers and imagining the number of winter clothes that could be made.

The decision he made this time was indeed right, welcoming Diaochan back would be more beneficial than letting Gongsun Zan take charge of Youzhou.

More than a month later, the wound on Gongsun Zan's face was only a little blue. He was nine feet tall, handsome, and had regular features, but he was particularly attractive because of his talking red phoenix eyes.It was this appearance that fascinated thousands of girls and women, but Gongsun Zan's personality did not match his eyes at all.

He found Diao Chan, and said to Diao Chan: "Even if you win Youzhou in this way, Yuan Shao's peeping of Youzhou will never change. There will be a battle between us and him one day."

Diao Chan pushed the news of the scouts' report to Gongsun Zan: "Yuan Shao gathered an army of 30 troops and took down Lengbohai and Zhangwu from Hejian all the way. The next step is to attack our Yuyang."

Gongsun Zan slapped the table and questioned: "He has already fought Zhang Wu, why don't you send troops now?! As early as when he invaded Bohai, he should have contacted the generals in Qingzhou, and encircled and wiped out the enemy army from the north to the south!"

"It takes me a month to develop," Diao Chan said strangely, "Did you not use your brain when you were fighting?"

No matter what Gongsun Zan said, he was a brave and strategic general, so he was going to be angry when he was ridiculed by her like this. When he got angry, his throat felt sweet again.

It's just such an understatement of command, this crazy girl managed it casually as if she was playing around, and her attitude of not paying attention at all made Gongsun Zan extremely angry.

No matter how hard he and Liu Yu fought, neither one of them would treat Youzhou's governing attitude lightly. Diao Chan corrected the documents as quickly as if they were scribbling, and most of the discussions with others were based on orders. Don't say that Gongsun Zan was dissatisfied with her tone, even the subordinate officials were also slandering her, but they dared not speak out because of her strong martial arts.

What's even more unbelievable is that she even allowed the geese to shit in groups in the army field!

Seeing the military field gradually condense into ice under the pressure of goose shit, the civil servants couldn't bear it!

Many people were so desperate for official careers that they intentionally resigned and left.

Diao Chan didn't care what they thought, she said before that she came to Youzhou to play, to play with the bottom up, and to play with a lot of old dross, so that she could accept a new team and absorb fresh blood.

Go one today, go two tomorrow, all approved, go you!

Gongsun Zan thumped the table fiercely, furious: "Diao Chan, if you don't take it seriously, when this Youzhou is defeated by Yuan Shao, you and I will die without a place to die."

Diao Chan finally looked up at him, she tilted her head, and made a gesture of three: "Yuan Shao has 30 soldiers, who were recruited from Bingzhou and Jizhou by force, and I have more than [-] geese in my hand."

Gongsun Zan's men stopped, and his expression gradually became strange: "Could it be that you want to..."

"From Yuyang to Zhangwu, it only takes half a day to fly there, it's very fast," Diao Chan swayed his legs: "General Gongsun, are you interested in leading a team to burn Yuan Shao?"

"The first reaction to being hit by goose droppings is to hide. Ordinary tents can't bear the strength of this ice lump, so they have to put wooden boards on top, and burn oil on the wooden boards to force those who are hiding out. " Diao Chan patted the table, and replied to Gongsun Zan, "You're back to your senses, don't you want to fuck Yuan Shao? Hurry up and work!"

Gongsun Zan thought of the hundreds of soldiers he had been crushed to death by goose feces, as well as the large number of horses, and a strange pleasure suddenly appeared in his heart.

Hey, Yuan Shao.

30 goose army!

Fuck it!