[Pseudo Japanese Entertainment] Boyfriend Gacha

?A sunny morning, no, it's not that the sun is not bright, but it's actually raining heavily that day.

My heart is almost broken, the weather is very unsuitable for going out, but I still have to go out today to pay water, electricity, phone, gas, property management, garbage... Can it be delayed for a day?That's what I thought at the time, but procrastination is a disease, and I can't help it grow.

As usual, I planned to go to the bathroom to wash my head and take a shower before going out clean and tidy.

But why is there an extra man in my bathroom?Moreover, is there an extra man with no clothes on?

I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten it myself, I threw the gashapon into the bathtub yesterday, then what?Then I went to chase "Phantom Thief Lynx", and then I went to social networks to like it, and then I inhumanely forgot that I left the gashapon here.

I feel a little sorry for this twisted egg, but I don't know what I twisted out. He is lying shirtless in the bathtub I rented, and then, I saw a big big tattoo on his neck. The "A"!

There was a burst of joy in my heart, how lucky I was, I got an A in the second twist!

Wait, isn't this A the APP's A?Shouldn't it be the A of ATTENTION?No, no, can there be some sunshine in my heart?Think positively.

Could it be ARASHI's A? !

My heart suddenly became tense!What should I do if I am a member of ARASHI?

My first reaction was to look at his shoulders. It's a pity that he didn't slouch, so I ruled out Sho Sakurai.Then I saw his complexion, um, not like Satoshi Ohno, if he was Satoshi Ohno before fishing.

Then start to look at the hairstyle, is it Jun Matsumoto?Oh my god, will people recognize Daoming Si if you take him home?Wait, this aura is so gentle, it seems a bit like Aiba Masaki, my God, if it is really Aiba, then this step of being a good father can be done together.

Or is this Ninomiya Kazuya?Well, it looks a bit like eh from the side, with the same red lips and white teeth.

Who on earth is it?I am so looking forward to it, I am so curious, and I am so terrified. I turned it into an A for 1000 yuan. I must have saved the Jurassic in my previous life.

At this time, I heard a loud "good morning", oh my god, his voice is so intoxicating, my ears are about to get pregnant, just now the second child is open, and I am pregnant with two sets of twins is also very good, anyway, it is not too late Marriage leave, it would be great for me to enjoy more maternity leave!

He turned around like this, yes, I saw his face, it was a very handsome face, as handsome as the face that came out of the opening OP of "A Bouquet for Algernon".

Although it's not Jun Matsumoto, Masaki Aiba, or Kazuya Ninomiya, but it's still so handsome that I blushed.

He opened his eyes, and his two eyes with high-magnification discharge skills were focused on the slovenly me. He seemed to want to smile at me, but his whole face could only be stretched into a stiff arc, so I thoughtfully advised him to don't laugh.

So I heard him say, "Hello, my name is Tomohisa Yamabe, please give me your advice."

At that time, my first reaction was - this guy, maybe he is a copycat again.

Having learned the lessons from my failure with Fujioka Lan last time, I decided that this time I would first ask all the questions that need to be asked clearly, without wasting time with each other. If the occupation is not suitable, I should withdraw as soon as possible. If it's suitable, sign an agreement, draw a deposit, and then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get your fingerprints stamped and get a certificate. In the New Year next year, you will be able to bring such a handsome guy home to show off your three aunts and six wives in love!Thinking about it, I feel that life has suddenly become enlightened in several dimensions.

Because there are no men's clothes at home, I temporarily helped him buy a series online, and it will be delivered in the afternoon.In such bad weather, the buyers who order takeaway and buy Jinda must have been demons in their previous lives, so they continue to be demons tormenting people in this life. I know that I am one of this Emei.I am not ashamed, but rather proud. After all, in the eyes of my relatives and friends, whether my character is good or not is not important, but whether I am married or not is important.

Taking advantage of online shopping, I poured Tomohisa Yamabe a glass of water, and we started talking about life.

"Mr. Shanbian, what do you do for work?"

No one knows. At this moment, I was so afraid that he would say "my family is a temple". You know, my family's ability to accept monks is actually quite limited. Different beliefs lead us to the monk. There are also different cognitions about occupations. More importantly, does being a monk mean that you have to shave your head after signing a contract?Is he still handsome with a shaved head?Can I still show blood all over my face in front of my relatives and friends?

Of course, I'm skeptical about this.

But Mr. Tomohisa Yamabe didn't make it hard for me.

"I'm a medical intern."

Although it was just an internship, I still sighed in my heart: Oh my God!

What a perfect career!doctor!Among all the glamorous professions, the most popular marriage profession!I felt like a stone had fallen from my heart.I began to think that maybe I could grow old with Mr. Yamabe Tomohisa, who looks like Yamashita Tomohisa.

"What does Xiaomei do?"

Since he asked sincerely, of course I have to answer him well: "I draw manga."

"Hey! You look amazing!" Although he was still expressionless, he actually praised my profession, which is obviously hundreds of times better than the last Fujioka Ai who only knew how to complain about me!

"Does Mr. Shanbian have any hobbies?" I decided to learn more about this man who was about to be married.

"Me, I just like playing basketball, baseball, driving, flower arranging..."

"There seems to be a wide range of interests and hobbies. If you are with Mr. Yamabean, you will definitely not be bored."

He actually showed a shy expression, and when he was shy, his cheeks would turn a very nice pink.

ah!I seem to know why the appearance of this gashapon is pink.Does it refer to his pink cheeks when he is shy?So what about the last Fujioka blue?why not blue?Oh, I see, because he likes to make omelet rice the most, so it's the yellow gashapon shell!Doctor, doctor, what are you so worried about? Even if I guessed the ending, I can't guess the beginning!

Of course, at this time, these things are of course not important. The important thing is that Mr. Tomohisa Yamabe and I may be able to manage a very good relationship.

Wait, what else needs to be understood?I'm going to ask.

"Is there anything annoying or unacceptable about Mr. Yamabeen?"

"Probably, I just can't accept the smell of the kitchen."

"Can't accept the smell of the kitchen?" I was a little surprised what was wrong with it, but after thinking about it, it means that I can't cook, and neither can I. There's nothing to worry about, so I said generously, "Shan Doesn’t Mr. Bian like to cook by himself?”

Tomohisa Yamabe was shy again, his pink cheeks looked like shiny pudding, I wouldn't say that I really wanted to take a bite!

Being shy means admitting it. I think this kind of cryptic expression is probably because I am not very familiar with him yet.

In fact, I knew early on that there is no perfect thing in this world. When God gave me such a handsome and professional Yamabe Tomohisa, he would also symbolically deprive him of some life skills in order to To show fairness and justice to all beings.

I can accept such a small defect, and, for a person with such a good looks, isn't such a small defect more cute?

Just imagine, a handsome, handsome, handsome Yushu Linfeng handsome guy Tomohisa Yamabe who would blush even when he was shy, wearing an apron in the kitchen and looking for the difference between salt and sugar in a panic, just imagining the picture in his head is enough My rations for the next three months.

I understand that the idiom that the ancients created "beautiful beauty and delicious food" originally meant such a meaning.

I never thought that I would be lucky enough to meet such a person in my lifetime.

My head was shaking like a rattle, and I just wanted him to know that I don't mind, I don't mind, I really don't mind if he can cook, even though I can't cook either.

"It's okay, Mr. Shanbian, in fact, I don't know how to cook, so you won't laugh at me."

"Huh? Does Xiao Meijiang know how to cook?" He didn't seem to be disappointed, so I suddenly felt relieved.

"Yes," because of Fujioka Lan's cooking here, my kitchen temporarily looks like someone is using it, "I'm learning cooking recently, I think I'm so savvy and working so hard, it will be very good Learn it soon."

Tomohisa Yamabe also said confidently: "Yes! I want to work hard with Mi-chan!"

Look, what a man, if I don't turn such a man into my boyfriend, I'd be stupid!

Am I stupid?Obviously no!

So I asked, "Mr. Tomohisa Yamabe, may I ask you a very serious question?"

Although it was not the first time I asked this sentence, although it was the second time I asked this sentence, I was still so nervous that my heart jumped into my throat.What if he refuses to be my boyfriend?Should I continue to live?

"Huh? What?" He turned his ear and put on a look of being very curious and eager to hear what I said. I saw a girl in the elderly group whose heart almost melted.

"Mr. Shanbian, can you be my boyfriend?" I looked at him nervously, trying to see any slightest spoiler on his handsome face.

But he just looked at me with a serious expression.

I thought it was terrible, he must have rejected me, yes, since he came to my house, he didn't seem to have smiled, what should I do, did I twist a gashapon with its own emotional system?But what if this gashapon is like Andon Lloyd?Is it too extravagant to need to charge my home electricity?Should I ask him for the electricity bill?It just so happens that I haven't paid it today.

I have thought so much about it, but it is useless. I know this, but what can I do?Why didn't he answer me?

The next second I realized deeply that it was the best answer for him not to answer me than to answer me.

Is this sentence a bit convoluted?But there is no way, I can only write like this.

For, the next moment, I heard his melodious voice utter devilish words.

He said, "No."

I thought I heard it wrong, I picked my ear, and I looked at him again.

He just said blankly, "No, I can't be Mei-chan's boyfriend."

At that moment, I had an urge to take this guy back.I found that my temper seemed to be getting more and more irritable, it must be because I was so angry.

I lowered my head, looked at the drawing paper in my hand, and found that I couldn't tell what I was drawing.This is a snake?or a dog?or a cat?What is this stuff!I've never been this angry.

I stood up, intending to leave this place that made me sad, and I never want to come back here to remember my wounds.Since this is the dining table, I usually don't draw on the dining table when I paint, so I can easily fulfill this promise.

But when I was about to leave, I felt a burning, calm, firm touch on my wrist.

When I turned around, I saw Tomohisa Yamabe say to me resolutely: "I don't want to be Mei-chan's boyfriend, I can only be Xiaomei-chan's husband."

God!

It turns out that Shanbian Zhijiu-kun is the one who knows how to play. Who said that love that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!

As a doctor, Yamabe Tomohisa-kun must have known this truth, so he took me so seriously from the beginning. He wanted to strengthen my heart to associate with him, and he wanted me to trust him.

But I had to tell him that he didn't really have to, because, just by looking at his face, I felt like I could trust him.

On Valentine's Day, I really want to announce to the world loudly that I am in love with Tomohisa Yamabe.