[Pseudo Japanese Entertainment] Boyfriend Gacha

?After the previous two gashapon experiences, I already know very well what kind of evolution process this gashapon will be.

So, I prepared a set of clothes in advance and put them in the bathroom.

Afterwards, I went to sleep with my big head in peace. Hey, my head is actually not big.

The next day, I woke up right on time, changed and got ready to go for a run.

Suddenly I realized, no, is this room too quiet, where is the hatched boyfriend?Is he still sleeping in the bathtub?Isn't he afraid of the cold?

Before going out, I ran to the bathroom to have a look.

What about people? !

The gashapon of unknown color was still lying quietly in the tub, but the hatched boyfriend was nowhere to be seen.

I shook my eyebrows. Could it be that this boyfriend was scared away by peeking at my sleeping face while I was asleep?

No, I have to call the doctor to complain. He didn't say that Gacha also has the function of resisting and rejecting.

When the call was connected, the doctor said:

"Our products, as twisted boyfriends, are real individuals who have their own thinking. Although the initial setting is 'buyer's boyfriend', the degree of willingness varies from person to person. Moreover, the improvement of favorability in the process of getting along with each other varies from person to person."

At that time, the doctor coughed twice.

"Of course, this person who varies from person to person includes both the gastronomy itself and the buyer."

I understand provocation, that is to say, if the buyer is not good-looking, the gashapon can actually be rejected.

No wonder, the first gashapon Fujioka Ai is always fierce to me, probably because of the influence of my own emotions.

But that's not right, why did the second Gacha Shan Bian Zhijiu fall in love with me at first sight, and I don't know where the love started...

I asked this sentence, and the doctor on the other end of the phone said with a smile: "Now you know how rare the existence of Tomohisa Yamabe who loved you without complaint or regret was returned by you last time?"

I obediently shut up and said nothing.

The situation in front of me makes me regret that I sent Tomohisa Yamabe back yesterday.

Because it's better to get an unsatisfactory boyfriend than to run away.

I ran to the community very depressed, and ran a full five kilometers along the path. This time, because of the depression in my heart, I didn't feel too out of breath, as if I finished my morning exercise in the blink of an eye.

Why does such a perfect state appear at such a depressed time?I think, if I really continue to develop like this, I will definitely be able to become a good athlete, but, at the same time, I will definitely have something wrong with my psychology.

Before going home, I originally thought about buying bread and milk downstairs to satisfy my hunger.

But I got on the elevator and realized I had completely forgotten about breakfast.

When I got out of the elevator and walked to the door of my house, I realized something was wrong.

There were two people arguing at my door, yes, two, and, two men.

My first thought was, could it be that my first Gacha and the second Gacha came back and started arguing about who is my boyfriend?

But it turns out that I thought too much, and I still don't have such a great charm.

The first gashapon and the second gashapon should still be lying safely with the doctor.

The two men who appeared in front of me were about the same height, slightly different in size, and very different in appearance but both looked pleasing to the eye.

I looked at the rooms next door with closed doors, and I tentatively asked, "Excuse me, are you new neighbors?"

The two men turned around in unison.

I gasped.

What kind of two faces are those!I don't think I'll ever forget.

The slightly taller and thinner man has a sharp-edged face, sharp eyebrows, high nose bridge, and thin lips. I remember who said that people with thin lips are mostly ruthless. This light brown haired man The man exuded an arrogance from the inside out, as if he thought he was more princely than Koichi Domoto.

And the other one, without his sharpness, round eyes, round face, thick lips, and lips that look pouty at any time, is completely a kind boy next door. Maybe not everyone will be lucky enough to grow into Domoto Tsuyoshi Well, maybe not everyone can control a face like Domoto Tsuyoshi's.

I had expected the ending, and they certainly wouldn't be new neighbors.

The kind man smiled at me politely: "Hello, I am Domoto Rou."

I accidentally "poofed".

Then Tang Benrou bumped the proud prince with his elbow.

The prince turned his head and glanced at me, and said with disgust, "I am Domoto Anji."

This way of naming, and wearing the clothes I bought for Yamabe Tomohisa online, they must be my gashapon and not run away!

However, who can tell me why I twisted two boyfriends out of one twisted egg?

"Hi, I'm Mimi..."

I frowned, and quickly called the doctor.

I'm sorry, doctor, I called you a bit too many times today, but I don't feel sorry for the phone bill, so what can you worry about? !

The doctor said: "In reality, there are twins. Of course, we gashapons also have this possibility. Isn't it very realistic?"

Simulate your size!

If I really sign a contract with them, do I have to bring two boyfriends back next year?Or should I bring one back next year and another the year after, so as to give my relatives and friends the illusion that I am popular and that I have many boyfriends to choose from?

ONO!Forget it, I'm afraid that when the time comes, the three aunts and six wives will spread rumors about my indiscreet life.

The doctor's words made me feel relieved: "Ann, of course we can't let you hug each other so happily. Although these two are twins, you can only sign one when you sign a contract. When the time comes, the other one will help you." Just recycle it!"

So, I was relieved and a little disappointed at the same time.

ah!My harem dream!

Before hanging up the phone, the doctor seemed to see through my thoughts and said with a wicked smile: "Sister Xiaomei, you should enjoy this rare opportunity to have two boyfriends before signing the contract!"

Enjoy your size! Although NP is good, don’t be greedy for too much!

Haven't you seen that high-cold prince among them has always disliked me?

After hanging up the doctor's phone, I smelled the aroma from the kitchen.

Tang Benrou came out with an exquisite breakfast and greeted us gently to eat.

Could it be that I found another Gacha that is proficient in cooking?God!This is simply a gift!

I subconsciously aimed at another cosplay prince character, he still just threw me the white of his eyes, simply and neatly, but what does it matter to me?

"Is it still to your liking?" Tang Benrou asked me.

I nodded to him who already had a lot of favorability: "It's really delicious."

He smiled innocently: "It's good to eat."

Such a gentle man, why is he twins with the cold person next to him?

Then, I thought of a very serious question.

"That—how did you go out?"

I mean, shouldn't you sit in the tub with your arms bare and wait for me to see your beauty?

"Humph—" Domoto Anji pointed his nostrils at me.

I'm angry, even though he is handsome, I have my bottom line, even if he is as handsome as Kimura Takuya, I can't forgive him for treating me like this!

"What are you humming! Don't think that I can't see that you are wearing the clothes I prepared for you! Tsk tsk, I thought Shanbian-jun was not tall, but the clothes on you are bigger than Shanbian-jun's." It's still long, what are you proud of?"

"Hmph—" He took Tang Benrou's hand angrily, "I just said we should run! Why did you drag me back! I really can't imagine spending my precious time with someone who looks like this Time!"

"What do you mean? What does it look like?"

"It's just like you," Domoto Anji pointed at me, "You don't even look at it, just your hair like dry grass, eyebrows as messy as a football field, listless eyes, sagging skin, chapped lips... ..."

"Wait! Er Er!" Tang Benrou, under the offensive of my increasingly gloomy face, stopped Tang Ben Aner, who was outspoken, in time, "Didn't I say it, this is pure natural, dare to use plain makeup The one who sees people is the real beauty."

"Haha? Just her? I think she is a monster who scares people with plain makeup!"

"You have to think clearly, so you will have to pay the price!" I accused him angrily.

"Huh?! I'm still afraid of you!" Tang Ben An Ercha started, with an attitude of wanting to fight me to the end.

"Okay! You forced me!" I gritted my teeth and pointed at him, "Take off my clothes!"

For a moment, the world was silent.

I looked at Domoto Rou, who was staring at me dumbfounded, and at Domoto Anji, who was getting more and more disgusted with me. I didn't understand what they were stunned about.

"What are you dawdling about! YOU! It's YOU! Take off your clothes! Immediately! Immediately!" I continued to say aggressively.

"You vicious, shameless ugly bastard!"

"What!" I was angry, see if I don't step forward and take off his clothes!That was all bought with my money!It's not for this kind of white-eyed wolf.

"Take it off for me!"

"You rascal! Let me go!"

"Take it off for me!"

"you--"

Bang!

With a loud bang, I found the world turned upside down.

Why, the Tang Benrou I saw was actually upside down.

"You female hooligan, get up!"

I looked down, oh, Domoto Anji was actually pressed under me, please don’t think about it, it’s really just very simple under the body, at most, at most, I saw Domoto Anji Er's collarbone and the place a dozen inches below the collarbone...

I saw an S printed on Domoto Anji's chest.

My heart skipped a beat, could it be that my third twist reached a superlative level?

Although I didn't see it, I guess that Domoto Rou, whose personality is a hundred times better than this villain, is definitely not lower than his level!

At this time, I heard Tang Benrou ask me: "Xiaomei, are you okay?"

Ah!

When I regained my composure, I suddenly realized that I had tripped up during the dispute with Domoto Anji just now, and brought him down with me.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, Rousang!" I put Tang Benrou's hand and stood up, probably because he was so kind and natural, I didn't want to get angry at all.

"Of course you're fine! I'm the one with the problem!" Domoto Anji, who got up by touching the legs of the table, still stared at me fiercely.

"Okay, Er Er, since we have been twisted here, we should accept the arrangement of fate, shouldn't we?"

"Arrangement of fate?" Domoto An'er sneered, "Then you accept this fate, I will not accept it!"

As he spoke, he heard a "snap" and the door was closed.

Tang Benrou who stayed in the living room looked at me awkwardly: "I'm sorry, Er Er has such a temper, he looks like he is not friendly to anyone, but in fact he is afraid that he will be hurt after giving his true feelings."

"coward!"

I don't bother to pay attention to such a prince patient. I still feel that Tang Benrou in front of me is more natural, so I naturally clean up the table and wash the dishes with him.

To be honest, although my kitchen is very small, I think it’s really a pretty cool thing to be able to wash dishes and discuss some cooking experiences in the kitchen together (although I’m just a rookie now). happy thing.

Of course, I haven't forgotten that before signing a contract, you must find out whether their career is worth it.

"Rousang, what do you guys do?"

"I'm a student, and Erer is now a writer, writing novels!"

"student?"

I don't care about the occupation of that annoying Domoto Anji, I only care about Domoto Rou.

I have difficulty accepting this profession. If I really want to take it home and stop the mouths of the three aunts and six wives, he is a student. Others will think that I am old and eat young grass, and that my boyfriend and I have no future. of.

Just when I started to feel rejection, Domoto Rou said again: "I am a student of the Buddhist Academy and I will graduate this year. After graduation, I plan to open an exorcism club and accept people's entrustment to help lonely ghosts become Buddhas instantly."

puff--

Tang Benrou, are you really not the monkey sent by Doubi?

"Oh, so, is that Domoto Erer responsible for writing your exorcism stories into novels for sale?"

Tang Benrou said in surprise: "Yes! Xiaomei, how do you know?"

"Then do you still have a landlady who doesn't talk much but can always get to the point? Huh? Like me?"

"Oh my god! Xiaomei, you know Er Er's idea too well!"

"Is the name of that novel called Formosa? Or is it called Formalin?"

……

Although a bit disillusioned, I can at least deceive the three aunts and the six wives that Tang Benrou is a self-employed entrepreneur, so inspirational, right?No matter how bad it is, he can still be called a tour guide, but what he guides is a tour of reincarnation in the Three Realms.

This job doesn't seem too bad, does it?

The courier sent me a text message and asked me to go downstairs to pick up the fitness equipment I bought online.

I bought it for the previous gashapon mountain Bian Zhijiu. It could have been delivered yesterday, but the delivery was delayed due to the bad weather on the day the order was placed. I sent it back.

Regret?

Impossible not to regret it.

But I took a look at Domoto Rou next to me, and I didn't seem to have anything to regret.

The moment I opened the door to go downstairs to pick up the package, I realized a very serious problem.

"Well, you are a dark second! Why are you so angry that you entered my room and locked me out!"

Is there any Wang Fa in this house?As a landlord, do I still have any prestige!Believe it or not, I will cut off your rations tomorrow?

Of course, I'm just talking.

I've made up my mind now, after a few more days of observation, I will cancel the contract signed by Tang Ben An Er and Tang Ben Rou! ?