Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

what to do?Although I gave Xiao Guang a hard lesson yesterday, I was very refreshed, but when the anger gradually subsided, I fell into the fear of being revenged by the child's parents.

It was the brat who made the mistake first, and it was right to pick quarrels and stir up trouble, but at that time there were only me, the zombie, the junior high school student, and that brat, who could prove it?The bear child will definitely not take the initiative to admit his mistakes. From the moment he pretended to cry outside the peach forest, I knew that this guy was not a cheap lamp.The junior high school student has soft ears. Although he is older than that brat, he is very timid and may not be willing to tell the truth.

In this way, the only ones who can prove what happened at that time are me and the zombie.

Do humans believe what zombies say?Obviously not, we won't give us a chance to talk if we don't get it right, just headshot QAQ and I'm going to become a headless zombie!

"It's been beaten, what's the use of regretting it? Do you still want to visit him and apologize?" The zombie said, "Take it easy, that child has suffered a lot this time, and the next time he sees you, he may not be happy." You have to take a detour. And isn't the purpose of your trip to help me find the things that were taken away by Xiaosang?"

Zombie tried to change the subject and let me forget about Xiaoguang for a while.

He is always like this. When encountering a problem, he doesn't think about how to solve it, but tries hard to cover it up.It's as if nothing happened if I didn't mention it.

"I've never regretted beating him, that kid really went too far!" I looked at the scorched marks on the zombie's wrist that had been scorched by peach branches, and felt a little uncomfortable, "You are also stupid, loving the young is based on respecting the old." Basically. He doesn't respect you at all, the more you tolerate him, the more energetic you will be."

"It makes sense." Zombie may have been heartbroken by the brat, but he didn't refute me this time, "What do you think I should do next time?"

"Well... Although he doesn't study much, we are all people who have gone to school, so we have to be reasonable. If he doesn't take the initiative to provoke trouble, we can just walk around, so as not to cause trouble. If he comes to provoke trouble again, then we can do it again." Beat him until he dare not appear in front of us!"

I thought this sentence was very domineering, with the demeanor of a big brother, and I couldn't help but shudder a little, but the zombie laughed silently.

"I can imagine what he will look like when he grows up." He said, "The achievement is like yours."

What does he mean?Do you mean I'm a bear?

I didn't poke him back and forth with a peach branch, why did I get angry?

Seeing that my complexion was not good, the zombie thought for a while, and added: "Of course he doesn't look like you at all now, but when he grows up..."

Hehe, after mocking the current me, do you want to step on the childhood me again?Although I wasn't a three-good student or a four-good boy when I was young, I was still an obedient and good boy, okay?It's not the same as this little devil in the world!

"It's even worse when I grow up!" I said angrily, and at the same time, I took off the basket on my back and pushed it into the zombie's arms, "Carry your own things on your own, just take care of them, and see if there is anything missing."

"Oh." The zombie replied, carrying the basket on his chest, and began to count the items in the basket.

However, it didn't take long before his expression suddenly became a little subtle.

"Is there something missing?" I asked nervously.

"It's not missing, but there seems to be something more." The zombie said.

I remembered that I seemed to have thrown the body of the suspected little mourner into the basket, so I explained: "It's the corpse of a friend of the little mourner. I plan to take it back and bury it nearby. So if the little mourner misses his little friend You don’t have to run so far, you can find anything you lose at the door of your house.”

"Hmm... what about this one?" The zombie said as he took out a round object from the basket.

I looked closely and it turned out to be a peach.

However, even though I visited Taolin twice, I didn't put the peaches in the basket.Did it fall in by itself?

"There seems to be something written on it, but it's all in different characters, and there are strange symbols, I don't quite understand it." The zombie said.

I reached out to take the peach, and found that the words "Thank you, send you peach" were crookedly written on the peach, and the Chinese pinyin for "Thank you" was still used.

Cut, the wording is so ugly, at first glance, that brat Xiaoguang (￣_,￣) thinks that a peach can bribe me?too naive!

"There's one more..." The zombie fumbled in the basket, and took out another peach, "There's also words on it."

"Show me." I said.

Although they all write on peaches, the words on this one are obviously much neater than those on that peach, and the sentences are smoother.

"I'm sorry, my brother has caused you trouble. I won't tell other people about this matter, and I ask you adults to have a lot of it. Don't care about him like him. He is just a child."

"Tsk tsk, that sentence again." I said.

"What?" asked the zombie.

"The child is still young, don't bother with him." I squeezed my throat and said in a pretentious manner, "Hehe, who is not a baby!"

"I..." The old zombie said slowly, "I'm hundreds of years old in terms of age, so I'm really embarrassed to call myself a baby."

Hmph, this baby is not happy for not being so supportive＞︿＜

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Xiaosang, a traitor, came to welcome me wagging his tail when he came to the door?What did you do before!

It is said that a dog is a loyal minister and will never abandon his master at any time, but before I was in danger, it ran away and disappeared. It is too much for me to face the danger alone QAQ!

I walked straight forward, ignoring Xiaosang's flattery.

"Wow?" Xiaosang seemed to be a little surprised at my indifference to him, so he yelled, and then carefully moved to my leg and rubbed it.

I didn't avoid it, but at the same time, I didn't give it a good look, and snorted coldly.

Bear children are the same as dogs, thinking that everything can be solved by being cute, this time I won't be fooled!

"Sang'er, you are in a bad mood, come to my side." Zombie said.

Xiaosang glanced at me again, seeing that I really didn't intend to take care of it, so he reluctantly moved towards the direction where the zombie was, and stopped about half a meter away from him, as if he was resisting wearing something.

"What have you been doing to it while I'm gone?" I asked.

You know, before I left, Xiaosang was still lawless in front of zombies, how long has it been, how did he become so obedient?

Sensing my suspicious gaze, the zombie looked innocent, and said: "It's nothing, I just chatted with it and discussed the life of the corpse."

"You and it?" I looked at the old zombie and then at Xiaosang, "So crazy, Xiaosang is just a dog!"

"Wow~" As if he understood what I said, Xiaosang let out a sob in his throat, which seemed to contain endless grievances.

"What's wrong with the dog? I used to chat with Shitou when I was fine. Otherwise, what do you think is the reason why I haven't lost the ability to speak after being dead for hundreds of years?" Oddities.

Indeed, most of the zombies in the movie can't speak... Maybe it's because they don't have such a big addiction as zombies, they can talk to stones.

I was suddenly curious about what he had said to Xiaosang.

"It's nothing, just talk to it about what you usually talk to." The old zombie said, "The only regret is that it can't play 'Truth or Dare', and lost a lot of fun."

Wait, talking to a dog is pretty much the same as talking to me? (▔皮▔) Is the zombie trying to make trouble?

The boat of friendship is already in jeopardy...

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Finally, I stood at the entrance of this familiar cave again.The mugwort leaves were already dry and curly, but the smell seemed to be stronger than before, and even the outside of the cave was filled with the smell of mugwort.

The little mourning was thrown to the zombie by me again, now it's my personal time!

I lay on the ground and spread my hands and feet to form a large font.Since the layer of wormwood on the ground is a little dry, they will make a rustling sound when I move a little.

This is the feeling of home~

The two pots of tomatoes are also growing very well. During the time I was out, they have produced a lot of small fruits, and some of them are even edible.

It should be the zombie who is helping me take care of it, so he has a conscience.

I picked a tomato and stuffed it into my mouth, then sat up.

I suddenly found another notebook not far away, very similar to mine, but different, it seemed older.

Combined with the conjecture just now, I suspect that this is the zombie's diary.

Although it is not good to peek at other people's diaries, I am really curious about what is written in the zombie's diary.He is a zombie who has lived for hundreds of years. No matter how boring his life is, has nothing interesting happened in hundreds of years?I do not believe.

Just read a little bit, only two or three pages, even if I don’t see anything interesting, I will give up, and I will never read more.I said this to myself in my mind, then selected one of the pages and opened it.

Hmm...Maybe it's because his fingers are not flexible because he's getting old. The content recorded by the zombie every day is very simple, rarely exceeding ten words.

Feeling a little bored, I skipped a few pages to some recent content.

"Count, Taolin, looking for things. It's raining."

There is no date written on it, but I guess it records the day when I went to Taolin to find something for him.Having said that, I have explained it to him many times, my name is Shen Congxin, not Shen Counsel, and he still writes this in his diary, it's too much (▔皮▔)

"The next day, I didn't return. Water the plants once."

Remember to water the tomatoes, yes, commendable.But he didn't know that this thing was called a tomato?Obviously I have told him so many times ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Alas, the memory of the ancients~

"There is a dog whose name is mourning. We went together the day before yesterday and returned. We were cowardly, but did not return. Find it."

Wait, did he already plan to find me when he saw Xiaosang came back that day?How slow is he walking...

"Fear people, stay here until they return."

So he's been waiting for me near the human settlement?God, is this guy retarded!People nowadays don't regard him as a mountain god. What if someone finds out that he has been shot in the head?It's really not reassuring...

I want to continue reading, but at this time I have already read two or three pages, and if I read it again, I will break the rules I set for myself.

Now no one, no one knows how much I have watched.

Thinking this way in my heart, I wanted to turn to the next page several times, but I held back.

Shen Congxin, you must have self-control!Otherwise, what's the difference with those low-level zombies who bite everyone?