Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Trapped under a tree in the rain is bad enough, and it's even worse seeing humans just when you thought you could finally get out of this place.

QAQ This is probably the legendary Crow's Mouth, so what to be afraid of.

I carefully hid my body behind a tree and watched them secretly.The visitors were two young children, one looked like a junior high school student and was still wearing a school uniform, and the other was even younger, probably around ten years old.This made me feel a little more at ease. Although bear children are also scary, but after all, they are young and their psychological endurance is not so strong.At that time, if they really meet each other and pretend to be fierce to scare them, they will definitely turn around and run away in fear, just like the two patrolling men last time.

"Xiaoguang, do you really want to eat peaches?" The junior high school student looked at the peach forest not far away, and seemed to be hesitant, "That place is not within the scope of patrol, and it may be dangerous."

Yes, it is extremely dangerous!There is still a terrible zombie here, you go back quickly!I thought.

However, the young one was obviously a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers. Seeing the junior high school student say this, not only did he not back down, but turned his mouth and pretended to cry. (▔dish▔) Bear boy!What kind of peaches do you have nothing to eat?Still crying so fake, only the mentally retarded would believe it!

Well, the next second I was slapped in the face.The junior high school student who didn't seem stupid at all obviously didn't have much experience in dealing with brats. When he saw him crying, he immediately panicked. He couldn't tell whether the other party was crying for real or fake. Go pick peaches, but you can't go deep, pick two and come back immediately."

Boy, what is your principle? !How worried others would be if something happened to you!There are not many survivors now, and what you shoulder is the future of the earth. How can you be so impulsive? !

Seriously, if I were still a human being now, I would have jumped out and taught these two brats a lesson.But I'm a zombie now, all I can do is hide behind a tree and complain in my heart.

Although it seems that the two children came alone, what if there are parents following from a distance?If he saw a zombie suddenly jumping out from behind a tree, he would definitely shoot him in the head without saying a word...Saving his life is the most important thing.

However, as a zombie, instead of jumping out and attacking them, they turned around and attacked me.When I walked in front of the tree where I was hiding, the young child suddenly went crazy, rushed in front of me, and bit me hard...

Is there any reason for QAQ, people are hungry and crazy and start biting zombies!Raise your hands to prove your innocence, he took the initiative to touch porcelain, it has nothing to do with me!

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

It's late at night, not exactly the next day, but I can't wait to write.

Those two brats are right next to me, sleeping soundly, and they don't seem to worry at all that I will suddenly go crazy and bite off their throats.

Although I really won't do this, who can say for sure about this kind of thing, what if I suddenly lose my mind?Living in the last days but being so silly and sweet, I really worry about whether they can grow up well in the future.

But that being said, I don't seem to be any better than them. I was sold by that little guy blinking his big eyes, so I forgave him for biting me, and agreed to be their zombie bodyguard.Alas, he had already made an agreement with Zombie to go back as soon as he got the things, but it was delayed again, so he must be very worried now.

By the way, although I don't feel anything, but according to the two children, the temperature is very low now, it doesn't feel like summer at all.Perhaps this is the reason why my body is still not visibly corrupted even though I haven't eaten tomatoes for a long time?

In order to prevent them from getting sick, I specially lit a fire for them, and I also took the initiative to serve as a night watchman.

Although I don't want to admit it, the fire and the sleeping child in front of me gave me the illusion that I am still human, as if the days with the zombie on the mountain were an illusion, and when I woke up, I was in the base, waiting Fight zombies.

Just thinking about this, a big bird suddenly flapped its wings and flew over my head, making a sharp humming sound, very similar to the sound of "hu-hu-hu-hu" made by humans.

I've lived around here for a while, and it's the first time I've seen this kind of creature, and I don't know if it existed in the first place, or if it's a new creature that appeared after the end of the world like me...

Before I knew it, it was dawn, and I found that there was a thick layer of dew hanging on the clothes of the two children.

Are they still alive?I suddenly had such a question in my mind.

Although it has been a while since the end of the world, I have never seen the specific process of people turning into zombies.It seems that as long as a person is caught by a zombie, he will be torn into pieces in minutes, and there is no possibility of transforming.In the end, I'm not even sure if the reason why humans turned into zombies was being bitten. After all, I didn't have any wounds on my body when I first became a zombie...

Speaking of wounds, I couldn't help thinking of the tooth marks bitten out by Xiaoguang yesterday.The tooth marks were so deep that I could even see the red texture, but the strange thing was that there was no blood at all. Instead, a transparent, resin-like substance leaked from the wound, covering my wound .This gave me a new understanding of the species of zombies.

Perhaps, we are still human beings, but for some special reasons, we have become different from the original.

After a while, Xiaoguang woke up, and the first thing he did after waking up was to touch his face and ask me: "How is it? Have I turned into a zombie?"

"No." I replied.

Hearing what I said, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said, "That's great, if I become like you, I might as well die."

Well, hearing what he said, I now have the urge to send him to death.

What's wrong with me?In the zombies, the absolute appearance is responsible, okay!

"The smell on your body smells so delicious...it's too dangerous." He said, "Fortunately, I'm still sane, otherwise yesterday..."

Hearing this, I couldn't help giving him a shudder.

Even dare to eat zombies, this guy is poisonous, right?He didn't even think about it, maybe this is the innate skill of zombies, if those of them who can't help their appetite really eat zombie meat, they will become zombies!

But then again, does it really smell so good on me?Why don't I feel anything at all?

"Really! I can't tell what it smells like, but it smells very appetizing." Xiaoguang smacked his lips and said, "If I insist, it looks a bit like barbecue."

I don't want to talk to this brat anymore. Fortunately, after a while, the junior high school student also woke up.

Sure enough, when I was a little older, it was completely different. At least he gave me the least respect as a zombie, and there was a look of fear in his eyes.

"Sorry, I got up late." He said, subconsciously pulling Xiaoguang away from me.

This gesture put me in a good mood.

"It's nothing, it's obvious that this little bastard got up too early." I said.

Xiaoguang wanted to refute, but the junior high school student tightly covered his mouth out of fear of me.

(*￣▽￣*) It feels so good to be a big boss~

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

QAQ I don't know whether to be moved or complain, seeing that I haven't returned home, the old zombie actually broke through his fear and came to Taolin to find me!Unfortunately, the two brats hadn't left yet.

It's such a sad thing...

"It's impossible to rely on Mount Tai to surpass the North Sea, but it must be done; to break branches for the old man, it is right and wrong, but it must be impossible." The zombie was forced into a corner by Xiaoguang's brat with a peach branch, mouthing There are words in it.

"Hey, what did he say? You can translate it." Xiaoguang looked at me and said.

(▔皮▔) His domineering appearance is really annoying, I can't even imagine how such an unlovable child has survived until now.

"Respect your elders, do you understand?!" I said, "He is also an unearthed cultural relic, you can't treat him like this! Otherwise, be careful and I will tear you in half when I get angry!"

Peach trees are really the nemesis of zombies, even if it's just a thin peach tree branch, it's like a branding iron when it touches him, squeaking and emitting black smoke, it's uncomfortable to watch.

But that brat Xiaoguang actually thought it was fun, and after catching the weak point of the zombie, he chased him with a peach tree branch, and laughed when he saw him dodging.

Originally, relying on the strength of the zombie, he wouldn't be in such a mess, but he is too kind. Seeing that Xiaoguang is too young, he is too embarrassed to teach him. No matter what you say, it doesn't work for him. Only by beating him can his memory last.

"Do you care about your brother?" I looked at the junior high school student who stood aside and looked a little helpless, and gave an ultimatum, "If you can't control it, I will discipline it for you."

"I, I'll try." The junior high school student blushed, obviously he didn't know what to do at this time.Unlike Xiaoguang, he knows what kind of environment they are in now.Leaving aside the fact that they are at fault in the first place, even if they are not, as zombies and zombies, we can tear them to pieces for no reason.

After all, this is the end of the world...

If the bear kid is willing to listen to persuasion, he is not a bear kid. Naturally, the junior high school student failed to persuade Xiaoguang in the end.And as I said before, I taught him a lesson for his parents.

Hmph, the zombies think I'm SpongeBob SquarePants if they don't show their power!

But to be honest, I did have the idea of ​​killing him directly, but after calming down and thinking about it, I gave up again.Now that the conditions are so difficult, the number of human beings is not much. If you kill one, I will kill another. What if human beings become extinct?

Alas, I just hope that Xiaoguang can remember the pain he suffered today, and don't grow up to be a scum, making me regret not killing him...