Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

In the middle of the night, just as I was staring at the fire in a daze, a loud noise suddenly sounded in my ears, like the sound of firecrackers cracking or the firing of guns.I was so startled that I woke up, subconsciously wanting to run away, but due to stiff joints, the more anxious I was, the more I couldn't stand up. There was no way, and in the end I could only crawl forward with my upper limbs like a monster in the game.

"Zombie, run, there are humans!" I yelled at him.

However, that guy still sat there leisurely, watching me with an expression of caring for the mentally retarded.

"Guer, hold on tight and don't panic, it's just the sound of burning branches," he said.

Just as he was talking, there seemed to be something exploding in the fire, and there were a few crackling sounds, and then fell silent.

The sound is a bit similar to the one just now, but how could wood have the sound of firecrackers?Could it be that the zombie added something to scare me?

I stared at him suspiciously, hoping he could give an explanation.

"If the wood is not completely dry, there will be a crackling sound when it is burned. Have you never seen a fire before you were alive?" The zombie said.

nonsense!When I was alive, there was natural gas for cooking and heating for heating, so why would I need to chop wood and start a fire by myself?Even the way to make a fire is learned from a survival program on TV.

"No, Xiaoguang and I made a fire outside the peach forest before, and the wood didn't make any noise," I said.

"Not all wood will make noise when it burns, even the sound is different." The old zombie said, "You will know after a few more tries."

I understand the truth that true knowledge comes from practice.However, I'm still a little curious about how the zombie knew this. According to my judgment, he should have been a rich and powerful person before he was alive. Playing with fire on the mountain?

"Nine is not far from ten." Speaking of this topic, Zombie seemed a little embarrassed, "I was really just in a hurry at the time, and I didn't expect anyone to see the fire. As a result, this incident became more and more evil, and finally It evolved into a holy light shining on the top of the mountain, and the mountain god appeared."

"You are such a mountain god?"

"Hmm... I don't know if there was a mountain god in this place, anyway, I've never seen one before."

"You stole someone's name, even if you have it, you will definitely not come out, otherwise how would you introduce yourself? 'Hello, I am the genuine mountain god whose name was stolen by you', so embarrassing!"

Talking and laughing, the sky is getting brighter.

According to the original agreement, the zombie and I should put out the bonfire together, but due to the shock last night, my hand seemed to be frozen, and I couldn't move at all, even bending my fingers.

"It's just being scared, it's a normal phenomenon." The old zombie said, "Last time in Taolin Xiaoguang, that child held a peach branch and danced around in front of me. This phenomenon happened to my left leg, and I couldn't move at all. "

I was a little surprised to hear him say that, after all, I didn't see that he had any inconvenience in his legs and feet at the time...Of course, it may also be because he walks straight all the time.

"Didn't you see it?" The old zombie seemed quite proud of my surprise, and said, "This is experience, knowing how to use the movable place to mobilize the immovable place."

Although I don't understand what it means, it seems to be very powerful!

"What if the whole body can't move?" I asked.

"You can't move your whole body...then just lie in the coffin and stand up." The zombie said, "This is the reason why I don't want to go far. After all, no one knows when I will suddenly be unable to move. What if If you accidentally lay your body in a place where wolves, tigers and leopards gather, you will die completely."

The zombie's tone was very calm, but I was inexplicably sad when I heard it.

"I'm sorry." I whispered, "I don't know about this, and I have repeatedly asked you to run so far away from the grave..."

"What's there to be sorry about? I also like to run around when I just woke up... Besides, it's safer for the two of us to come out together than you alone. After all, the probability of two lying dead together is relatively low."

Zombie raised his hand stiffly, and touched my head. Speaking of which, it seems that since Xiaosang joined us, he has become particularly fond of touching my head.

"Then, I mean, what if the two of us lie dead together?" I asked, "You also said that the probability is low...it's not impossible."

"Then what can we do? Wait for death! Anyway, we should have died a long time ago. Every day we live is a day we earn." The zombie said.

A day to live is a day to earn...

o(^▽^)oThat's right!I am already dead, what else in this world is worth my fear?

The zombie moved very slowly, but I was not in a hurry. I stood quietly watching him extinguish the bonfire and buried a layer of soil on it.

Fire safety starts with me.

I don't know why, but looking at the figure of the zombie working, such a slogan suddenly appeared in my mind.

Finally, everything was ready, and we continued to the top of the mountain along the waterfall I mentioned before.This time we chose the road on the right, which is the fastest road to the summit...QAQ I don’t want to go through the scary canyon yesterday!

October 7, the first year of zombies

Partly cloudy weather

Finally, we made it to the top!

But unfortunately, although the weather in other places is sunny and good, the summit is still shrouded in clouds and mist, and you can't see anything at all when you look down from here...

What do you say that you can see where you live from here, as long as you climb to the top, you will never regret it, they are all QAQ liars who coax me to play!

"It's not that bad." The zombie said, "Stand taller, calm down and feel it."

Well, it's really not reconciled to just go back home like this, so let's just listen to him.

I climbed up a big rock and stood on it, surrounded by clouds and mist, as if I was in a fairyland.

The edges of the clouds rise and fall with the strength of the wind.

Sometimes the summit seems to be coming out of the clouds and being covered by the sun soon; but the sun has just been harvested on one side, and the other side is submerged in the clouds again.

"It's so beautiful." I murmured.

Obviously I didn't see anything, but the changing clouds and mist made me enter a mysterious state, as if the most beautiful scenery in the world was right in front of me.

"That's why I said that as long as you climb to the top, you will never regret it." The zombie said, "How about it, if I want you to live here in the future, would you like it?"

The scenery here is beautiful and safe, and it meets all my requirements for a place to live.But in the face of the zombie's inquiry, I hesitated.

"What about you?" I asked back.

"Of course it's impossible for me to stay, after all my tomb is still over there." The zombie said.

Yeah, there's no way that guy got out of his grave.But if he doesn't follow, what's the point of me living here alone?

"Of course I want to follow you." I said, "You promised to cover me back then, but now you can't go back on your word."

Unexpectedly charged with such an unwarranted crime, the zombie was obviously a little confused: "When did I backtrack, didn't you want to find another place to live?"

"I'm afraid that when human beings call, I don't know where to go..." I defended in a low voice, "In short, this place is very good, but I still prefer the original place."

"You can't bear to part with me?" Zombie responded quickly this time, grasping the core of the problem at once.

But how can I admit this kind of thing!Obviously they are all old men, what kind of appearance are they not willing to look like?

"No, no, don't be too sentimental." I said stubbornly, as unnatural as my tone could be.

"Is that so..." the zombie said, "I thought you thought the same as me."

Wait, wait, think the same?So this guy wants to say that he can't bear me? !

What should I do, the confession came too suddenly, I'm not ready yet!

"Then... what do you think?" I asked tentatively.

"If you leave, no one will play truth or dare with me, and no one will play chess with me...it will be very lonely." He said with emotion.

Oh, I'm just a playmate, I understand.

Really, for nothing, I was so excited just now (▔皮▔)

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

When we went back, we chose a different path from the way we came. Unknown fruits grew in every crevice of the rocks. The higher they grow, the more pungent the fruit tastes, but they still taste delicious.

"This is the first time for me to pick and eat wild fruits from the mountains." I said, "Although I have climbed the mountains before, they are all the kind in the scenic area. Even if there are wild fruits, I dare not pick them and eat them, for fear that there will be medicine on them. "

"Medicine?" The zombie seemed a little confused, "Why is there medicine on the fruit?"

"Anthelmintics, I'm afraid there will be bugs growing on the trees." I said.

"Oh." Zombie replied, and didn't continue to ask, and didn't know if he understood.

Perhaps, in his opinion, spraying insect repellent on trees is itself unimaginable?

The road is getting more and more difficult, we just go fast with a downward momentum, and we are getting better and better at jumping between rocks, whether there is a rock to jump from within a reasonable distance, we have to jump. .

"Have you ever heard the story of the Tiaotiao family?" I suddenly remembered a card-drawing mobile game I played in my lifetime. "The two of us now look like Brother Tiaotiao and Brother Tiaotiao."

Well, without him answering, I know he must have never heard of it, after all, this guy hadn't even played "Truth or Dare" before he met me.

"They... are also zombies?" Zombie asked.

"Well, they are the characters in the game I played before... er, they are characters in the legend, many people know them." I said, "My sister's card is still awakened."

The zombie didn't speak, and it seemed that he didn't quite understand what I said.

Alas, this is the generation gap... It would be great if there was an Internet now. I feel that Zombie is the legendary boss who is super capable of kryptonite and super liver. As long as he is brought in, he will definitely become the dominant service area The presence.

Zombie didn't know what was going on in my mind, so he hesitated for a moment and asked, "You say I look like Brother Tiaotiao... Then what kind of character is he? Since he is a brother, he should be a stable and reliable guy."

Sure enough, this guy still cares about what other people think of him (*￣▽￣*) Suddenly he was a little curious, if I told him that brother Tiaotiao is essentially a big idiot, what expression would he have~