Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

light rain

On the way back, it started to rain lightly.From a certain point of view, this kind of rain is the most annoying. It is unnecessary to hide, but if you go forward in the rain, you will get wet again.

"Brother Jumping, do you have an umbrella?" I asked Zombie.

Since yesterday, I have changed my address to him. I don’t call him "Zombie" but "Brother Tiaotiao". After all, compared to the former, the second title is very cute.

Although, Zombie himself doesn't like the title.

"Why do you ask that? If I had brought an umbrella, you would have known about it." The old zombie said, "Also, I don't like you calling me Brother Tiaotiao."

He wasn't angry, he just didn't like my dry humor.

"Oh...then do you have an umbrella?" I asked again.

I know this is an idiotic question, but it's so boring to just walk in silence and have to say something.Alas, if you want to blame, blame me for having no friends before I was alive, and I don't know how to liven up the atmosphere in this situation, so I can only chat awkwardly...

"No." The zombie said.

I found out that he is only willing to answer the same question once, and if I ask him again because I want to confirm with him, he is unwilling to answer, even if he opens his mouth to answer, he still looks sullen.

This is not to say that he is not a good talker, in fact, he often starts a long narrative on his own.For example, he repeatedly recounted a distant battle that took place nearby, or his experience as a mountain god, and the stability and peace here in those years.

In the narrative, he has to pass some difficult roads from time to time, and at this time he will temporarily shut up.After entering the easy road section, he will take a deep breath and continue to talk slowly in the posture of talking.

"What happened next..."

Sometimes I would also interrupt and talk about some things, disturbing his train of thought.But the amazing thing is that no matter how serious the digression is, he can turn back and continue what he said earlier.

This can be considered a talent...

Although I don't know what the outside looks like now, many zombie species have recently appeared on the mountain, which looks quite scary.Since they are mostly active at night, the zombies and I would choose to travel during the day most of the time in order to avoid confrontation.

Alas, if it is not the end of the world, I will make a video of the zombie and post it on the Internet, it will definitely explode!I thought about the title, and I called it "Shock! Thousand-year-old corpses are wandering around in broad daylight! Is this a supernatural event, or is it a malicious hype?"

At that time, there must be many donkey friends who will come to this place to explore. I just set up a stall selling water and guiding roads at the bottom of the mountain. Maybe they can make a fortune (*￣▽￣*)

Cough, let’s get down to business, let’s continue talking about zombies.

Although this guy is sometimes quite silent, but every time it gets dark, he will show a strong desire to communicate. Even if I ignore him, he can babble endlessly by himself.Sometimes I even wonder if this guy really needs a communication partner...

Of course, usually before he finished talking about a certain period of untestable history, I would have lost my mind to that place...

October 7, the first year of zombies

light rain

I seriously suspect we've gone the wrong way and come to a place we haven't been before.After all, I don't remember seeing any deserted villages on the way here.

"I brought you tomatoes, it doesn't matter." Zombie said.

Bring tomatoes?He is careful.However, he seems to have got the crux of the problem wrong, right?

"Do you know this place?" I looked around and said, "I suspect we're lost."

"I...should know this place." The zombie said, "The place we live should be in the south of this village...if I remember correctly."

Why does QAQ feel that he has no confidence in what he said?Could it be that it has been too long since I haven't waved around and I have forgotten the surrounding terrain?

"No, of course I remember the way." The zombie said, his eyes dodged a little, "And this village has long been deserted, and no one will come, so it doesn't matter if you stay for a while?"

How long will it take? !Brother, what you are doing now is trying to save yourself!Have you given up struggling? !

I was about to say something more when I suddenly heard a thin sound of gunfire not far away, which sounded like the mournful cry of a lonely ghost.

I shuddered with fear.

Isn't this place still haunted?Although they are all people who have died once, there is still an essential difference between zombies, zombies, and ghosts QAQ

"Is someone here... help, help..."

"It seems that someone is calling for help." The zombie said.

Although the senses have become less and less sensitive recently, they are still better than zombies, and what he can hear, I can naturally hear.

It is not easy to struggle to survive in the last days.I thought to myself, I kind of wanted to see the person who called for help, but I was afraid that my current appearance would frighten him.

He was already very weak now, if he saw two corpses walking towards him, would he die suddenly?

"I suggest to go and have a look." The old zombie said, "Anyway, he will die sooner or later. It doesn't matter if he dies sooner or later. What's more, if he really dies, we can help collect the body."

"Dig a hole and bury him?" I asked.

"Throw his corpse on the human territory." The old zombie said, "This guy also wanted to go there, right? Let's send his corpse there, and it can be regarded as fulfilling his last wish."

I thought he was joking at first, but after checking his eyes, I realized that this guy was serious.

Isn’t he afraid that the base people will take us as murderers and execute us on the spot? QAQ

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Yesterday, in a drizzle, the zombie and I found the person who shouted "Help".

The guy didn't know if he had eaten something bad, his face was pale, and he was holding his stomach and twitching uncontrollably.He couldn't even tell if we were human or anything else, he just kept murmuring "help".

He should have other companions, because I found medicine, water and some food in the backpack next to him, and by the way, there was a letter in it.I opened the letter, and there was a lot of content in it, but there was only one central idea, that is, his companions thought he was slowing down the process and went ahead.

"'I hope you recover soon, we are waiting for you ahead' Tsk tsk, I don't know how they said such shameless words." I looked at the hypocritical concern on the letter, and I couldn't tell what it was like, "He is very sick. It's so serious, leaving him here alone will only lead to death."

"Leaving food and water, it's not too unfeeling." The zombie obviously has a different opinion from me. "In order to keep the lives of most people, sometimes we have to make some trade-offs."

I understand what the zombie said. It can even be said that from the moment I realized the end of the world, I was ready to witness the tragedy in the world, but the scene in front of me still made me feel chilling.

I was a nerd before I was alive, I didn't have any special skills, and I was not very good at dealing with people... If I hadn't turned into a zombie from the beginning, I would probably have the same fate as this guy in front of me.

"Save...save me..." Another weak voice.

I dug out a small medicine bottle from his backpack, which contained white pills, but there were some foreign words written on the bottle that I didn’t know, and I didn’t know what the medicine was for.

"Hey, can this medicine cure your disease?" I shook the medicine bottle in front of his eyes.

However, that guy's consciousness is blurred now, and he can only utter some inexplicable murmurs, and he has no idea what he is talking about.

"Zombie, you should know medicine, right?" I asked.

According to the setting, an ancient rich and handsome man like him should be able to do decathlon, and medical skill is a key bonus item.Otherwise, if something happened to the heroine, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to have nothing to do?The audience will definitely clamor for a more domineering, cool and attractive male lead.

"Uh, I know a thing or two." The zombie said, "But don't point at me, I almost forgot."

"It's okay, just see if this guy is still alive. If he is about to die, I will go all out and feed him the medicine..."

"If this medicine works, why is he still in such pain here?" The zombie asked back.

Indeed, this person is already rolling all over the floor in pain, why doesn't he take medicine?Not only the medicine, but even the water and food are unopened...

Of course, despite my misgivings, I ended up feeding the medicine to the half-dead guy lying on the ground.The medicine worked very well, and by this morning, the guy's body had basically recovered.

"I am a doctor myself. First, I will find out the cause of my symptoms based on my symptoms, and then I will know what to do." He said, "I am not familiar with this medicine, so I dare not take it randomly... You also know that this is the end of the world , the heart of guarding against others is indispensable."

After finishing speaking, he paused, stretched out his right hand and said, "My name is Fade Chen, and I'm a doctor."

Is this a self-introduction?

I was inexplicably nervous, just like when the teacher asked everyone to stand up and introduce themselves in school.But after all, I am a person who has studied for many years. I still have my own way to deal with this situation. Usually, there is nothing wrong with using the same routine as the last speaker.

"My name is Shen Congxin, a college student." I said.

QAQ It's been a long time since I introduced myself like this, I feel like crying and swollen?

"I..." Zombie glanced at me, his voice was dry and hoarse, as if he wasn't used to this way of self-introduction.

"His name is Jiang Shi, a rich second generation. When he has nothing to do, he likes to study ancient things."

"Ah, this little brother is a fan of Hanfu, right? When I was in medical university, there was also a Hanfu club in my school." Fade Chen seemed to have quickly accepted the setting of the zombie, which made me heave a sigh of relief.

"Speaking of which, how did you two make yourself look like this? When I opened my eyes, I thought you two were zombies." Fade Chen laughed, "Special effect makeup?"

Young man, actually, the two in front of you are genuine zombies and zombies...

"Uh, yes, special effects makeup. Doesn't it look very realistic?" I followed his words.

"Hahaha, it can be used as a bluff when you look at it from a distance, but it doesn't look like it when you look up close." He said, "Do you still have any tools? Get me one too, so that you don't have to worry about it every day."

Don't worry about it anymore?Does this guy have some misunderstanding about zombies!

"Why?" Zombie asked.

Expressionless, concise and to the point, um, the judgment is over, the zombie is useless in front of unfamiliar people.

"I'm a doctor, and you should know the value of doctors in the last days." Perhaps influenced by the serious face of the zombie, Fade Chen also put away his smile and said solemnly, "Besides, I still have some food and water here, although Not much, but should last a few days."

what to do?The conditions he said didn't appeal to me at all. QVQ is a corpse, we don't need to eat or drink, and we don't need a doctor who almost died himself...

But, for no reason, I really want to walk with him!I want to know how he will behave when he knows our non-human identities!