Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

rainy weather

Originally, Zombie and I planned to set off early in the morning, but probably due to recovering from a serious illness, Fade Chen insisted on sleeping until the morning before getting up.

"You guys got up so early..." he said to us, yawning.

The zombie didn't speak, and looked at the sky silently.I think he might not like Fade Chen very much. According to my observation, he seldom strikes up a conversation with the other party, and even if his eyes collide with each other occasionally, he will silently move away.

"Fortunately, we just got up." I said.

Although I really want to express my dissatisfaction for waiting for him all morning, but how should I say it?We can't tell him that we don't need to sleep, he is the only one delaying time.

Alas, man, sometimes you just have to say and do things against your will (vicissitudes face).

Finally, Fade Chen was ready.

"You don't have any luggage?" He looked at me, then at the zombie, a little surprised.

"Uh..." I looked at the huge backpack behind me, thinking of words, "Our luggage... I lost it yesterday."

As I said that, I stabbed the old zombie to keep him from being exposed.

However, it may be that I didn't control the strength well, and the zombie fell so straight to the side.

"Oh." Fade Chen was taken aback, and hurried to help, but just as his hands touched the zombie's body, he quickly retracted them.

"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the zombie fell to the ground.

"Yes, I'm sorry." Fade Chen seemed very sorry for his behavior just now, "I didn't mean it. Are you okay?"

The zombie didn't speak, but there was a sound in its throat.

Could this be the legendary lying corpse?No wonder he hasn't spoken since morning... But isn't this too coincidental?

"It's okay, this is his old problem, just take a rest." I tried my best to cover the zombie, "Then what, why don't you have breakfast first?"

"Do you know what's wrong with him?" Fade Chen asked persistently, "I just found out that his whole body is stiff like a normal person. I'm afraid it's not a small problem."

"Ah..." I was at a loss for words, not knowing what to say.

This QAQ question is obviously beyond the outline!

Fortunately, before I could think of words, Fade Chen had figured out the cause and effect of the incident by himself.

"Hey, I understand that it's not easy for you. I'm afraid it's because of this disease that they abandoned you?" Fade Chen sighed.

What?Why is it not easy?And who are they?

Forget it, let's admit it anyway.

"Well, you're right." I said.

Fade Chen smiled bitterly, and said again: "At this moment, who would really go on the road without bringing anything? Your things must have been snatched away, right?"

"Uh... um."

"Look at the clothes on your body, you can see how they are all torn... But you are lucky that you are not stained with blood." He said, he raised his right hand vicissitudes of life, "I have several A life is lost."

I don't know if what he said is true or not, but what he said always sounds extraordinarily mediocre, and it doesn't match his middle-aged uncle's appearance at all.Having said that, since he is a doctor, it should be normal for someone to die in his hand, after all, life and death have fate... Wait, why did he suddenly tell me this, is he threatening me?If I don't obey, he will kill me?

"Actually, I have blood on my body." I thought for a while, and said, "Because there was too much blood on my body, the whole clothes were completely stained, but I couldn't see the blood on my body."

Hahaha, how about it, does my sentence sound more secondary, bah, more imposing (*￣▽￣*)

Fade Chen glanced at me and said nothing.

I was too lazy to chat with him, so I squatted aside and started braiding the zombie's hair.

Alas, this guy has really good hair, dark and thick. If he lived in modern times, he would definitely be able to advertise for shampoo.

Having said that, how many jobs have I arranged for the zombies?

antique dealer

professional chess player

museum exhibits

game boss

Net red

shampoo commercial actor

……

Hahaha, write it all down, even zombies have to have some dreams, what if one day they accidentally come true?

When the zombie recovered, the sky was already covered with overcast clouds, and the air was full of moist water vapor.

We hurried on, but it didn't take long for the rain to start falling, and it was getting bigger and bigger.

We had no choice but to find a protruding rock on the mountain wall and hide under it to avoid the rain.

The zombie stood aside, without saying a word, with an indifferent expression, as if he was unaware of what was happening around him.Even if Fade Chen took the initiative to talk to him, he only muttered indistinctly passively.It seems to me that he didn't speak at all rather than he answered.

This makes me a little strange. After all, Zombie is a very face-saving person. Even when facing a brat like Xiaoguang, he can say a few words in a friendly manner. How did he come to Fade Chen? Like a different person, not even willing to give him a good face?

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

In fact, the shelter from the rain yesterday was already very close to the corpse's tomb.By this morning, we had come to the lake where I and the zombies drifted together.

Finally home o(^▽^)o

"Wow!" Suddenly, there was a crisp bark from a distance, and then a small black dot ran towards us at a very fast speed.

It's a small funeral!

I knelt down to meet it, and it jumped right into my arms, sticking out its tongue and licking my face.

Um?The smell of tomatoes?

Apparently this little guy did something indescribable to my little tomato while I was away... well, it's also our fault that we left him at home for so long, as long as he didn't uproot my little tomato, this time Just forgive it for now ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"You, you...it..." Fade Chen watched Ke Xiaosang's interaction with me, and was too surprised to speak.

It's no wonder, after all, although Xiao Zang is just a dog, it is the guy who looks the most like a zombie among the three of us.

"My dog, isn't it cute?" I asked with a smile.

"Keep, cute?" Fade Chen glanced at Xiaosang, then immediately turned his eyes away. It was obvious that Xiaosang's appearance did not meet his definition of cute.

snort!Shallow human beings!

"Do you want to hug it?" Seeing that Fade Chen was trembling with fear from Xiaosang, I suddenly thought of playing a prank, and approached him step by step with Xiaosang in my arms, "Xiaosang is very good."

"But, but it's a zombie!" Fade Chen kept stepping back, "Being bitten by this guy, it's not as simple as getting a rabies vaccine. You, you put it down quickly!"

Xiaosang is a smart dog who understands human nature. Seeing what Fade Chen said about him, he stared at him with a "bark" to express his dissatisfaction.

Fade Chen was frightened for a moment, his feet were unsteady, and he fell to the ground.

"It's a little mourning, don't scare him, go play by yourself first, I'll do something with the zombie, and I'll be back later." Saying that, I knelt down and tried to put the little mourner on the ground.

But maybe this little guy hasn't seen me for too long, he is picking up my clothes and refuses to let go of his claws, and he still makes a purring sound similar to coquettish in his throat.

"I promise, I will come back soon this time." I patted its head and said, "If you don't let go of your claws, I will investigate the tomato matter."

Hearing the word "tomato", Xiaosang's body trembled obviously. Although it wanted to pretend that it didn't know anything, it still let me go after being tired of it for a while out of guilt, and walked towards far away.

"Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless, Amitabha..." Chen Fei seemed to be frightened, mumbling the names of some gods and Buddhas to himself, and holding a bracelet in his hand.

I found it a little funny, and asked casually, "Hey, what material is your bracelet made of?"

"Peach wood, to ward off evil spirits." He said.

Mahogany...

I suddenly understood why the zombie behaved so abnormally. It was really difficult for him to walk with such a guy who carried a mahogany bracelet with him.

Seeing my delicate expression, Fade Chen mistakenly thought that I envied him for having such a mahogany bracelet, so he opened his backpack and warmly introduced: "Not only the mahogany bracelet, but also a mahogany amulet, a mahogany finger wrench... and a mahogany sword. , but was taken away. Do you want it? You can exchange it for food or drinking water."

I took a look at the full collection in Fade Chen's backpack, and then looked at the old zombie with sympathy.If we hadn't picked up this person halfway, I doubt that he came prepared to subdue demons and slay demons. This equipment is absolutely perfect!

However, Fade Chen misread my expression again. Seeing me looking at the zombie, he cleared his throat and said, "Of course, you two are my saviors, so I will reluctantly part with you and send you two alone." A mahogany amulet is ready."

Saying that, we didn't allow us to refuse, and directly took out two wooden blocks from the bag and stuffed them into our hands.

It doesn't matter to me, but zombies...

I glanced at him sideways, but miraculously, everything was fine on the zombie side as well.In addition to the more indifferent expression, there is neither black smoke nor "squeak" sound from his body.

"Hey, are you immune?" Taking advantage of Fade Chen not paying attention, I asked the zombie in a low voice.

"No...he's a fake peach tree." The zombie said.

My mood is a bit complicated, I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

OTZ I don't want zombies to get real peach trees, but I also don't want to be deceived by the person who saved their life...

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

I don't want to go any further.The front is the territory of human beings, and that brat Xiaoguang has already known us, so it is very likely that his identity will be revealed.

But acting needs to be a complete set, and I have to find a suitable reason for Fade Chen to take the next step by himself.

This is very difficult, because this guy always seems to like to understand some things according to his own thinking. Sometimes I have made it very clear, but he can think of things that cannot be reached.

I don’t know how this kind of person became a doctor (▔皮▔)

So, until nightfall, neither the zombie nor I could find a chance to leave Fade Chen's team.

We sat around the fire, and no one spoke. Suddenly, Fade Chen broke the silence.

"I seem to hear the sound of a snake." He said, "Have you ever heard the sound of a snake?"

We still ignored him, so he began to imitate the snake's voice on his own.It sounded a bit like a toad, but much softer, almost inaudible.

"The appearance of the snake is a sign of rain, and it may rain tomorrow." He said.

Still no one responded.

I know it's cruel, but I'm really tired, I don't have the energy to act with him, I just want to go home quickly.The zombie is obviously in a worse condition than me. He hasn't spoken normally for a long time. Even if he mutters a few words occasionally, they float in the air instantly like light smoke, without any practical meaning.

Fade Chen sighed, and stopped trying to find something to say.He lay on his side on his moisture-proof mat because he said he was deaf in his right ear, so lying down would ensure that his good ear was on it.

Zombie and I also lay down, and Fade Chen asked us if we had heard Jiangnan ditties.

I replied that I don't hear it often.

So he lay flat on his back, wrapped in a blanket, and began humming a soothing, melodious tune in the southern dialect.

Gradually, the singing became weaker and weaker, replaced by the sound of sleeping.

The woods are damp and densely populated with unknown trees.Except for the light of our fire, there was darkness all around.

I got up quietly and gathered the logs back together to make sure it would burn through the night.Then, after leaving a simple sketch to go to the human base, I left quietly with the zombie.

Fade Chen, I'm sorry, but you can only rely on yourself for the rest of the way.

Although we live very close together, if possible, I hope we can never see each other again!