Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

light rain

How did Xiaoguang find it?I've been curious about this for two days.

Although we have been together for a while, I seldom mentioned about myself to him, let alone where I live...

"A doctor with an order came to the base two days ago, and he told me that there are zombies here." Xiaoguang shrugged, "He wanted to scare me so that I wouldn't dare to go this way, but I couldn't help being scared like that. people?"

Yes, he is afraid of everything, except zombies_

However, the doctor who placed the order...

I feel like I really want to know who that person is.But according to what he said, did he already know the identity of me and the zombie?

"Is that guy babbling like a persecutor, with a backpack full of all sorts of mahogany stuff?" I asked.

"That's right, it's him! Do you know each other?" Xiaoguang said excitedly, not knowing why he was so excited.

"I know you, how did he tell you?" I asked again.

"He said..." Xiao Guang was halfway through speaking, then suddenly covered his mouth, shook his head, and said, "No, I almost fell into your trap! You and Mr. Jiang have finished asking two questions, and we have to continue drawing lots." .”

Mr. Jiang was referring to the zombie.Xiaoguang said that if he was really dead for hundreds of years, then in terms of seniority, he should at least be regarded as his great-grandfather, so he was called Mr. Jiang.

It's true to say so, but he has always called me Brother Shen. In this way, wouldn't I be considered the great-grandson of the zombie?

"Isn't it counted?" Zombie asked back, looking at me lovingly, "Be good, little coward."

OTZ always feels that his words are similar to "I'll buy you some oranges", but I can't refute it...

"Okay, okay, let's draw lots." Xiaoguang rubbed his fists and said, "Brother Shen, you promised me that if I win, I will choose Truth or Dare."

I know what he's planning, isn't he asking me to tickle him with a "big adventure" after winning? ╮(╯▽╰)╭He doesn't even think about it, since I dare to play like this, of course I'm fully prepared so that he can't win!

"I choose..." Xiaoguang's hand was hanging above the box, shaking unsteadily, "This one!"

He grabbed a ball of paper at the speed of light and held it in his hands.

The zombie and I also took out a ball of paper from the box.

Xiaoguang is "scissors", and the zombie and I are both "rocks".

"How is it possible?!!!" Xiaoguang jumped up all of a sudden, "You two must be cheating."

That’s right, we’re cheating (*￣▽￣*) but we won’t admit it~

"Why do you think we're cheating?" I asked back.

"The contents of the paper balls drawn by the two of you are exactly the same every time!" Xiaoguang said angrily.

Uh... is it too obvious to do so?

"That's because we have a good understanding." I said calmly.

Although it is a bit strange to use this word on two people who are both male, in the current situation, this is the most powerful counterattack.

"Yes." Zombie also agreed, "Usually when the two of us play, we often draw the same content."

"Is that right?"

I heard Xiao Guang mutter something in a low voice, but in the end he didn't say anything to refute. He curled his lips and said, "Okay, if you want to ask something, hurry up and ask."

Hahaha, do you think everything will be fine by answering a question? Too young too simple!

"This time I choose the big adventure, and the requirement is that you go home by yourself." I said.

Xiaoguang froze at first, then rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "You have already asked me the question before, and now I will answer you. Back then, the order doctor told me that there was a super vicious zombie dog that could eat people. Two of his companions were eaten by that dog in the woods."

After finishing speaking, he looked at me complacently, as if saying, "Now you can't let me go home."

Uh, two companions were eaten in the woods, don't you mean me and the zombie? !Well, although there is some misunderstanding, it is not bad for him to think that we are dead, at least it will not give us an unexpected "surprise" like Xiaoguang.

"Okay, let's draw lots." Xiao Guang said.

Wait, did he forget that Mr. Jiang hasn't spoken yet?

I glanced at the old zombie, he understood, and said: "Xiaoguang, I also beat you."

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Xiaoguang's face, but he soon returned to normal. He flung himself into the arms of the corpse and said coquettishly, "Grandfather Jiang, you are the best person, you will not embarrass me, right?"

Hehe, this trick again... QAQ However, this trick is very effective, as soon as the zombie sees the cute little cutie, it will immediately lose its resistance and become obedient, no matter if the opponent is a cat, dog or human.

Sure enough, the zombie patted his head fondly, and said, "Of course I won't make things difficult for you. How can I let you go home? Just walk back."

OTZ sure enough...

Wait a minute, what did the zombie say?Just walk back o(^▽^)o Well done!As expected of my hand-picked Brother Tiaotiao!

Xiaoguang was obviously also confused by the zombie's routine, stared at him blankly, and asked in disbelief: "You let me go back?!"

"Yes." The zombie said, "Or do you want to increase the difficulty for yourself, give it a try... get lost?"

Puhaha, I laughed so hard, the natural attributes are really scary (￣▽￣)

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Naturally, Xiaoguang couldn't be obedient and go home obediently, otherwise how could he be called a bear boy?Sure enough, after only one night, he regretted it.

"QAQ, I don't want to go home... I will definitely be beaten to death if I leave for so long without any reason." He was tearful, hugging a tree as thick as a bowl, unwilling to let go no matter what, " If you send me back, it will be tantamount to murder! Murder!"

"It's not enough to be killed, at most it will be half disabled, so that you can't run around for the rest of your life." I said, "Besides, you are not committing suicide here? What if one day I go crazy and tear you apart?" gone?"

"You are vegetarian!" Xiaoguang winked at me pitifully, "I can help you grow tomatoes."

"It doesn't need so much, I can't eat it." I said, "But if you are willing to help me with my funeral, it will be a bonus."

Xiaosang heard me call its name, and immediately ran over with joy, turning around at my feet.

"It will walk itself." Xiaoguang whispered.

It may be that Xiaosang left him a psychological shadow when they met for the first time, or it may be that Chen Fei exaggerated the horror of Xiaosang in the process of telling the story. In short, when he sees Xiaosang now, his body will tremble involuntarily trembling.

The zombie stood aside, looked at Xiaoguang, then at Xiaosang, and said, "Xiaosang seems to eat meat."

Xiaoguang's body trembled visibly, and he stammered: "No, nothing, I saw it stealing tomatoes two days ago."

Stealing tomatoes? !No wonder I always feel that the number is wrong, and I thought it was my memory that got worse!

I flicked a sharp eye at Xiaosang, and Xiaosang, with his tail between his legs, rubbed against my calf in a fawning manner.

"But I saw him eat rabbits with my own eyes two days ago." The old zombie said, "Oh, maybe he didn't eat it, he just played with it to death, and then divided the body with his claws..."

"Ah!!!" Xiaoguang suddenly let out a scream, which startled me, "Stop talking, can't I just go home TOT"

Okay, it's a bit of a skill to dissuade the bear boy in a few words.

I gave a "like" gesture to the zombie.

However, it didn't take long for Xiaoguang to put forward his own conditions: "It's okay if you want me to go back, but you have to send me back and pretend to be chasing me. In this case, they will worry about me and forget to punish me. "

(▔皮▔) Indeed, you won’t be fined, but I’m likely to get headshot, bastard! ! !Sure enough, a brat is a brat, and he doesn't consider other people's feelings at all!

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

In the end, the arduous task of escorting Xiaoguang home fell on Xiaosang.Looking at the figure of Xiao Guang scrambling into the woods, I gave a knowing smile. The scene was so realistic that he should not be punished when he goes back. I am very happy.

The only regret is that after Xiaoguang left, my life returned to calm, so peaceful that it was a bit boring.

What did the ancients do when they were bored?read?play chess?

"Actually, you can farm the land." The zombie said, "I heard from Xiaoguang before that their food is getting less and less, and they are hungry almost every day. If you can grow the food they need, maybe There is no need to move."

move place?It seems that he still remembers that incident some time ago... I was inexplicably happy.

But is farming really reliable?Although I robbed an agricultural product store on the way here and searched for seeds of many crops, I have no experience in farming at all, and I don't even know how to dig the soil.

"Do you still know how to turn the soil? It's already very powerful." The old zombie said, "I'll tell you a joke. When I was a child, I always thought that the crops growing in the ground were not the same thing as what I usually ate."

"Then how did you find out?" I asked.

"There are records in the local chronicles of crop harvests and rice prices, face prices, etc., as soon as you contact them, you will know." The old zombie said, "But I have always regretted not being able to see those crops with my own eyes."

Whoops(￣y▽￣)╭Starting to sell feelings?Want to trick me into farming for you?

But I have never seen crops in OTZ... I am so worried that I will accidentally pull out the seedlings as weeds.

Things seem to be deadlocked.

However, our great party once said - practice brings true knowledge.

Regardless of whether it succeeds or not, try it first!Anyway, our original intention is to pass the boring time...