Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

What can be sown in summer and easy to feed?Zombie and I are not the kind of people who deal with crops all year round. After discussing together for a long time, we finally came up with three of them-tomatoes, cabbage and beans.

Zombie suggested that I plant all tomatoes.

"We have experience in growing tomatoes. If we change to other crops, we have to explore again." He said.

I thought so too at first, not to mention that as long as tomatoes are planted, they won't be wasted. Even if we can't give them to others, Xiaosang and I can eat all the fruits!

Thinking of the taste of tomatoes, I swallowed involuntarily.

Alas, I have to say that people's ability to adapt is really terrible. Not long ago, I hated tomatoes so much, but now it has become my favorite food OTZ is also the only food...

However, I was not dazzled by the food, trying to pull myself back from the dream of the tomato farm.

Not all tomatoes!Not to mention whether the plant can be taken care of, what if one day human beings come over, I can't just pry the land and roll it up and take it away?Gotta save some seeds for a rainy day!

However, planting half of the tomatoes can still be considered~(*￣▽￣*)

Eventually, after some discussion, the zombies and I decided to grow half of the tomatoes and half of the beans.At the same time, in order to prevent me from eating up the tomatoes before they are ripe, Zombie hopes that he will take care of the tomato fields, while I will take care of the bean fields.

Hmph, am I such a person who has no self-control? (▔皮▔) Let him take care of him and let him take care of him. If he doesn’t take care of me well, be careful. I will use a peach stick to seal the entrance of his tomb so that he can’t come out!

Oh, and as for why the cabbage didn't make the cut, it's simple, I figured out that we don't have cabbage seeds at all...

I really want to eat dumplings stuffed with cabbage QAQ

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Sure enough, the decision made by two laymen was as unreliable as possible OTZ

We have seeds, although we don’t know if we can grow anything; we also have land. The zombie said that there is a farmland by the lake, and someone used to cultivate it, but to reuse it, the soil needs to be turned over.

It wasn't until we discussed the topic of turning over the soil that we suddenly realized a very serious matter - we didn't have farm tools at all!

"As a descendant of the Yan and Huang Dynasties, an ancient man who lived in the farming civilization, it is maddening that there are no agricultural tools in your funeral objects." I lay on the stone slab in the tomb, and said with nothing to love.

Just now, we rummaged through Zombie's pile of tatters from beginning to end. There are all kinds of magical things, and there are even small yellow pictures, but we didn't see anything related to farming.

"Isn't it madness if there are farm tools in the funeral objects? I don't think even a farmer would take a hoe or a shovel as a funeral object." The zombie said, "Also, the painting you just took is called ' "Four Beauties" was painted by a famous painter at that time, and it is not the vulgar thing you said."

Hey, you actually know what a little yellow map is? (￣y▽￣)╭Zombie, you have learned badly~

But having said that, how to solve the problem of farm tools? Do you have to DIY?

QAQ But I haven't even seen most of the farm tools, how do I do it?All by imagination?

Life is hard, my heart is stuffy...

October 8, the first year of zombies

light rain

Although it’s raining a bit today, it doesn’t hinder my good mood (*￣▽￣*) for two reasons: one is that Xiaosang came back today, and it seems that we had a good time this time; A solution to farm implement problems.

According to what the zombie said, there is an abandoned farmland by the lake, which means that someone has planted the land there before, and it can be deduced that there are farmers who lived nearby.So where is the nearest village from here?Obviously it was the place where we picked up Fade Chen.

"There must be discarded agricultural tools in that village!" I asserted, "I think when the country started construction, many people moved from the countryside to towns, and naturally there was no land for them to grow in the towns, and it was useless to bring farm tools there, so I must stayed there."

The zombie looked at me with a half-understanding expression.

"I probably understand what you said, but why do you want to do this?" The zombie was a little curious, "If the farmers are not allowed to farm the land, what will everyone eat?"

"There is a special organization for farming. When I was alive, this kind of human labor was very rare. All the farmland was supervised by machines, with constant temperature and humidity, and the yield per mu was still high. Of course, look at the machines. It seems that there is no technical content, and the requirements for academic qualifications are also high, at least a doctorate." I said, "Of course, there are also some people who advocate returning to nature, finding a mountain forest to live in seclusion, without using any modern equipment, exactly like The ancients lived like the ancients, and the land was planted by themselves...just like the two of us now."

I originally wanted to say "I can't live this kind of life for a day", but when I think about it carefully, I seem to have passed this kind of life for a long time QAQ I am no longer who I used to be...

In this way, after a little preparation, we headed towards the unknown village where we found Fade Chen.Compared with last time, the only difference is that there is less Fade Chen and more mourners. Now we are a "zombie family" through and through.

"Why not the Jumping family?" Zombie asked.

I didn't expect him to remember the topic last time.

It is obviously an ancient corpse, but the memory is so good...

QAQ is suddenly a little scared, if one day I accidentally offend him, will he write it down for hundreds of years in one breath, and turn over old scores for me whenever we quarrel?

"The Tiaotiao family... that's fine too." I said, "You must be Brother Tiaotiao. The little zombie, Tiaotiao Tomato, I am Tiaotiao's younger brother, perfect o(^▽^)o"

"Tiaotiao...tomato? What is that?" Zombie asked, "Where is sister Tiaotiao?"

I remembered, last time I introduced the three brothers and sisters of the Tiaotiao family to him, and before I had time to tell the biographical story, he ignored me because of Tiaotiao's brother's natural attributes ╮(╯▽╰)╭ I really have no vision, The natural attributes are so cute~

"Tomato is a tomato, but Tiaotiao Tomato is talking about a dog raised by Brother Tiaotiao and the others... Just like Xiaosang, it is also a zombie dog." I said, "As for Sister Tiaotiao... If God can give me a girl , I will give her the title of 'Sister Jumping'."

"Brother Tiaotiao and younger sister Tiaotiao are brothers and sisters..." Zombie was silent for a while, and said, "So, what do you want to do to your future sister?"

Alas, the zombie is no longer the pure zombie it was back then.

"So what? Elder brother Tiaotiao and younger brother Tiaotiao are the official spouses that Sister Tiaotiao personally admits." I said casually, but after I finished speaking, I felt that something was not quite right.

I named the old zombie as Brother Tiaotiao, and just now I said that I am Brother Tiaotiao, if Brother Tiaotiao and Brother Tiaotiao are official partners...

I glanced cautiously at the old zombie, his expression remained the same, and he didn't even ask me what "official match" was.

╮(╯▽╰)╭I'm probably just worrying about it. As an ancient corpse, how can I think so much~

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Once again we came to this deserted village, which, due to the gloomy weather, seemed even more eerie than I remembered.The doors of every house are tightly closed, with a heavy lock hanging on it, like a seal, as long as you open it, something terrible will come out from the other side of the door...

Xiaosang was also uncharacteristically quiet today, following us in front and back, neither noisy nor noisy.

I shivered subconsciously.

But the zombie doesn't seem to be affected by the atmosphere here at all, and it's not afraid to see those big locks, but it's a little worried about how to get them open.

This was beyond my expectation. After all, he had laid his body here last time, and I thought he would have some psychological shadow on this place.

"I don't have a psychological shadow on this place, but I have a psychological shadow on that person Fade Chen." The zombie said, "There are no less than twenty peach wood accessories all over his body. Doesn't he think it's heavy?"

"He's got a bunch of mahogany stuff in his bag," I added.

"The things in his bag are all fakes." The old zombie said, "If anyone buys his things, it's okay to try to comfort him. If something happens to him, the consequences will be disastrous!"

It's the first time I've seen the zombie so angry, even Xiaosang buried his baby in the peach grove and I didn't see him so angry.

"Don't be angry, let's not mention him." I tried to change the subject, "Speaking of which, don't you feel scared? For example, there might be something scary behind that door."

"What could be more terrifying than an ancient undead corpse?" The zombie asked back, "At most, it's half as scary as me."

So, has this guy always thought he was intimidating?

I looked the zombie up and down, probably because I was used to it, and I didn't think there was anything scary about him at all.

"Judging from the appearance alone, I think Xiaosang looks more scary." I said.

Of course, fear is fear, and farm tools still need to be found.

The big locks on those doors looked like products of the twentieth century, old and strong, with a heavy sense of history.If it were someone else, they must be very careful in handling these ancient relics, for fear of destroying the precious historical heritage.But now, the person responsible for unlocking the locks is a zombie. In his opinion, these things are younger than him, and they are not considered ancient relics at all.

Well, I have to say that the simplest and crudest method is often the most effective.Not long after, the closed door was smashed open by the zombie.

We successfully "traveled through time and space" and entered a [-]th-century courtyard...